American Psycho - It's Hip To Be Square

[KahunaV2]

1:09

Check 'Em

[killerkombat428]

TRY GETTING DUBS NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD



[MrKevin486]

1:08: check 'em

[Lunarvx22]

1:06

[CuntyMcFuckOff]

Hahahaha, "is that a raincoat?"

[ChrisKroeger17]

@CuntyMcFuckOff Yes it is :D

[psycoboy54]

I like to dissect girls, did you know im utterly insane?

[SluT2007]

jared letooo...why???

[Counterins]

Is it just me or does anyone else think that at times he is reminiscent of jim Carrey ?

[25PattyCake25]

@Counterins I was just thinking the same thing!

[skunkape2]

That's a beautiful axe

[45andcounting]

Watching this, I can't help thinking Christian Bale would have made a much better Joker than he would Batman...

[friendlyschizo]

Lol pinkie pie....

[Antimecore]

Hab den Film gerade angeschaut ^^

Einfach Klasse gemacht *o* und diese szene ist mit abstand die beste im Film :D

[jjg08005]

Check those dubs at 1:07

[mrStraker888]

@jjg08005 dubs???????????

[1010harleyquin]

HAHAH OMG <3 1:11 - 1:15 paaatrick bateman

[klabkebash]

Thumbs up if this should be the official video for the song.

[murph1992]

subtract the E out of Bateman wat do you get?

[Fleegal101]

1:08 CHECK THEM DUBS

[JupiterJazz5th]

This is the most cheerful murder scene I have ever seen.

Also, I can never look at 1:08 without grinning ever again.

[bradmedicus]

Hey, Paul? ... lol



[dmohr7]

who else shit there pants laughing at 1:12?

[BrosephFritzl]

Dat consummate professionalism 8F

[slickvicsagat]

I'll send the ass to London.

[athomicritics]

do you have a dog ? no

its that a raincoat ? yes it is

logical reaction : IM OUT OF HERE

[karlokum2]

Hey Paul! aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[aps42able]

dubs check em

[teejayandjon]

@aps42able

>11 likes

Well played

[DopingBox]

@aps42able

>33 likes

>33

holy shit

[ivanpb1983]

I would love to see Batman acting like this!

[yelyahpowell]

My Jared D; ...But Christian Bale makes me laugh in this scene, HIP TO BE SQUARE! c:

[fenderbasskd]

*sigh* the top rated comment is a quote... that mis-quoted. Fail

[Stawisca]

3 people couldn't get their reservation at dorsia's ...

[TheReichStuff1]

mmmmm hea so sexy there -drools-

[HLecterPHD]

TRY DOWNTHUMBING IT NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARDS!!!

[MrParadoxguy]

When i hear this song i think it`s time to kill someone with an axe in his face!

It's kinda funny when he says " The song is so caaatchy" Great freakin movie!

[TheDreamgirl86]

Thumbs up if you chuckle at the little jiggle he does when he switches the music on lol :D

[murph1992]

@TheDreamgirl86 with the most enthusiastic voice ever

[TheDreamgirl86]

@murph1992 and your point is what exactly???



[dahliaezra]

@TheDreamgirl86 yeah - 1:11 funny as f*%ck!

[thearcanum]

anyone catch how similar batman is to bateman? the "e" is for evil ;)

[patsochacki]

@twodads37 "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!"* Just for all the people who notice.

[iBischoff]

This is what Bruce Wayne does in his spare time

[jimisthebest123]

Looks like a crap film

[nonstopjc2k8]

@jimisthebest123 fuck you

[jimisthebest123]

@nonstopjc2k8 Bad joke

[jimisthebest123]

@nonstopjc2k8 fuck you

[pwallroth]

@jimisthebest123 you look like a crap film.

[TheRandyChimp]

@jimisthebest123 Sir, stand up, turn around and GET...THE FUCK...OUT!

[jimisthebest123]

@TheRandyChimp Get the fuck out of what? The guy who plays the psycho isn't american so don't be patriotic about this film, don't think you're funny because you can say fuck all in capitals and stop being a complete retard.

Also don't get so upset about a film

[TheRandyChimp]

@jimisthebest123 I was half kidding. I'm not american, so how am I being patriotic about this film? Christian Bale doesn't have to be american, he's an actor, therefore it's his job. The film isn't meant to make you feel patriotic, if it does, you're sick in the head. Don't tell me not to get so upset about a film when you're the person who posted the comment "Looks like a crap film!", essentially telling us that you haven't seen it and therefore can't have an opinion on it. Go fuck yourself!

[MrTehNuke]

So I guess this is the ''dark side'' of Batman.

[twodads37]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!

[Abbzen]

@twodads37 it's actually "you fucking stupid bastard" but ok.

[josepheath]

@twodads37 Dorsia

[friendlyschizo]

@twodads37 *ahem*

*stupid fucking bastard...

>.>

[MrRyste85]

@twodads37 how do you fuck up the dialogue when you JUST fucking heard it and you can play it back for verification? satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes

[twodads37]

@MrRyste85 If you don't like it you know where to go!. Now fuck off child before i pull your eyes out and fuck the sockets.

[annabelstevens]

amazing film!

[rowdy8888]

Hueys too black sounding for me.

[RaikiriOlema]

HEY PAUL!

[MrGumCuz]

Heh. I want to murder people to Huey Lewis after I watch this shit.

[killianb9]

what are dubs



[Ledco15]

i want you to clean your vagina

[Glabrex]

I like this scene cause here Bale says true fact about Leto

he is one fucking stupid bastard

[mrsblabla2410]

Is that a raincoat?

YES IT IS!

[darkmessenger2K11]

I play this after I have sex.

[zuckerrosl]

@darkmessenger2K11 Does your sexual activity ends with an axe in her neck? ;)

[darkmessenger2K11]

@zuckerrosl No!

I tend to avoid that part.

[niickbabz]

Oh Bale, though you are a fucking psycho in this movie - you are so damn hot! And a really great actor, my favourite actually!

[mozuku14]

poor jared Leto!

[imraw17]

smoked a cigar and admired his work..creepy.

[TheMotherbrain]

1:08  DOUBLE

[livpoolmad]

i liked the part where it was hip to be square!

[cristo976]

try getting a fucking reservation at the dorcia now you fucking stupid asshole.......

[CanadianLPer]

@MustafaNguyen LOL I WAS THINKING SAME THING!!

[danielwhitman]

1:08 Check em'

[TopseCretsable]

now thats a hair style 1:46

[ric3c4k3z]

Hmm. Does anyone else think he sounds like Jim Carey here? lool

[Meevinman]

1:08 for dubs

[strykerzr350]

Anyone notice that Paul Allen was played by the guy from 30 Seconds to Mars?

[FM46]

@strykerzr350 His name's Jared Leto :)

[Lopplt]

@strykerzr350 He has actualy played in a couple movies.

[FireBomb4LIFE]

@strykerzr350 yes lol he's famous actor and singer Jared Leto

[shpandy]

Next suggested video: Sesame Street. Um...

[muchtentoft]

epic :D

[peleking352]

Alex : {explains the importance and cultural impact of Huey Lewis and the News}

Patrick : {Picks up the Ax}, "Hey DEXTER!!! AAHHHH!!!!!"

{ DEXTER..dead}

[marc2789]

Great scene! Masterpiece. Kubrick, Hitchcock, Bryan de Palma, all of them had suspense scenes like this.

[swordhunter12]

If Bale had directed this film himself I'd swear it was semi-autobiographical. I wonder if he had a similar encounter with Shane Hurlbut one night in July of 2008.

"TRY WALKING ONTO THE SET NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!"

[vdochev]

That's not the Wurlitzer sound system from the book! Also the equalizer is messed up. The acting however is great :)

[Prototype2084]

2 people killed by Christian Bale

[Cluedokid25]

Jesus Christ, an ad lasted a whole minute!

[danning1]

He still can't beat Alex DeLarge in "A Clockwork Orange," the coolest movie sociopath ever.

[brilliantbutinsane]

@danning1 agreed. Bateman was psychopathic but Alex was just fucking UNHINGED.

[AlexDeLarge90]

@danning1

Too true droogie. If I ever meet this Bateman chellovek I'd meet him in a nozh scrap any time. What's this pop music, hasn't he heard the glorious Ludwig van Beethoven?

[xbox50000]

@AlexDeLarge90 Instant respect for talking in Nadsat.

[Yggi11]

That American is kind of a psycho.

[ivannoveottouno]

How come that the 80s have never really ended? We're still stuck in the middle, cueing for an i-pad instead of cueing for a walkman...

[hedonism13]

"Do you have a dog... *heh* a little chow?"

"No Alan."

"Is that... is that a raincoat?"

"Yes, it is!"

^^^That's when you GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

[darkrage999]

@hedonism13 Ahahahah oh my god you made my day

[Voosh21]

Could you imagine if Patrick Bateman out of know where, moonwalked out of your bathroom and talked about Huey Lewis and the News?

[mistressMoro]

@Voosh21 id be just too much enthusiastic about the fact that christian bale is in my house.

[Voosh21]

@mistressMoro Until he chops your head off with an axe.

[mistressMoro]

@Voosh21 bleh how could he

[Voosh21]

@mistressMoro Cause theres a difference between Christian Bale and Patrick Bateman....

[mistressMoro]

@Voosh21 i know but still i love the mental of patrick and the physic of christian :DD

[Voosh21]

@mistressMoro Yeah I like Christian Bale, my favorite actor, he inspired me to learn to act as well.

[mistressMoro]

@Voosh21 and something nice he did in his career is that he played in my favorite animated movie: howl's moving castle just so nice howl is so attractive damn.

[Colddeed]

Like the way he sits down and lights his cigar afterward. It's like he just had sex.

[rpgzilla]

personal statement about the artist herself. HEY PAUL!

[rpgzilla]

You like Rebecca Black? Her early work was a little new way for my taste. But when Friday came out in '11, she really came into her own. Commercially and artistically. She's been compared to Justi Bieber, but I think Black has a far more bitter cynical sense of humor. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Friday" a song so catchy, most people don't even listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not just about the days of the week and the importance of fun fun fun fun, it's also a

[RenardWarrior]

i love that moonwalk at 0:43

[muchtentoft]

hmm, i will consider this song next time i hack someone to death.

Now if you'll excuse me, i have to return som videotapes.

[Empas87]

hehe. Press "3" for moonwalk : >

[LeBretto]

This scene is hilarious, should I be worried?

[sentineloffreedom]

That has to be the best song to axe people to lol

[SimonGuy10]

"I...Is that a raincoat?..."  "YES IT IS!"

[DaveHowie98]

TRY GETTING A PLATINUM RECORD NOW YOU EMO BASTARD, YOU FUCKING........EMO.........BAS­TARD!

Those were Christian Bales words to 30 Seconds to Mars' frontman, Jared Leto!

[XVonGrimmX]

Jared Leto getting his head caved in with a fire axe?

This pleases me.

[Anton77bln]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

[mike50333]

...What just happened?

[sentineloffreedom]

@mike50333 Paul just got axed in the face when Huey Lewis and the News' "It's Hip to be Square" was playing in the background... lol

[bigc5005]

no i mean right beforre he gets hit with the axe.....thats paul

[boutitbenza699]

Huey Lewis music + wacky DJ voice = one of the most comedic murder scene in a movie ever.

[DavKellar]

@boutitbenza699 cracks me up everytime

[bigc5005]

Paul's face at 1:28 hahaha priceless!



[dylanwade2020]

@bigc5005 That is Patrick

[fitslikeaglove1]

1:11 oooooh I love when he moves like this hahahaha

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

1:07 - Check'em

[gsboss]

fucking dorsia

[TheRiversOwn]

i often find myself wanting to do the same thing to jared leto in real life

[JarJarLeto]

jared! xD 

[baikalas1]

best scene of all movies :) i like patrick

[farhan24ift]

2 people should not be allowed to book a reservation in Dorsia now.

[anglicky69]

check your dubs please 1:07

[Sheldor37]

@anglicky69 totally dude. you go on funnyjunk I guess? What is your account name. I am woodenalligator

[2MarkLecras]

@anglicky69 wgats that mean?

[danielwhitman]

@anglicky69 you beat me to the punch =(

[flodusishigh]

best scene ever

[Tiypo1337]

1:08 DEFINING MOMENT IN INTERNET HISTORY!

[CONSTRINGACY]

I Murder Every One Like This Now! They Love It !!! For Real !!!

[Chameleonardodavinci]

For anyone who hasn't read the book:

The first strike doesn't kill Paul, it hits him straight in the mouth, and he tries to go for the axe but can't.

[JoeyDeBird3]

Bale sounds just like Jim Carrey here, and it works.

Every time I see this scene I think "This is brutal, how can I laugh at this?" But I cant help but laugh every time

[mistyballz100]

mando is right

i think we shud all take a leaf from patricks book! take huey's advise! cuz with the power of love IT IS hip to be square.. for today anyway......

[DestroyerAlexandros]

"You have a dog? A little chow or something?"

"No, Allen."

[PhilWithCoffee]

Such a funny little dance lol This is how I'd imagine Jim Carrey to play a serial killer.

[IWillSexU]

the best part of the movie xD

[PhenomenonMaster]

1:08

Check 'em.

Nuff said.

[newvegas123]

Hey JUSTIN!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!!­!

TRY SINGING "BABY" TO CRAZY FANGIRLS NOW

YOU FUCKIN STUPID BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! YOU......FUCKING.......STUPID.­.......BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mulder19x95]

@newvegas123 hahahahahaha good one man. =)

[danning1]

@newvegas123 Your comment is hilarious, but I can more imagine Christian Bale defending Bieber to some guy he's about to hack up. Or explaining the profundity of "Baby" or "Somebody to Love" to him.

[roy862007]

@newvegas123 ROFLMAO you said it brother!



[DavKellar]

@newvegas123 Hahahaha

[wolverinemaniac2000]

This is possibly one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. Anyone who objects is a fucking stupid bastard.

[scaggs86]

The book makes the movie seem like a comedy....