Dave Barry's A Complete Guide To Guys Part 1 by Aaron Harms

[roygump]

not funny. and a horrible audio recording that is unlistenable. just delete this thing.

[elnino103083]

Dave Barry. Not Berry.

[davidf144]

Wow, I looked up this book on google books, and he is modifying the crap out of the original writing.

I'm playing on going by the rules and preforming the book word by word, unlike this guy.

[davidf144]

planning*

[qwertyqazol]

@davidf144 You do realize that there's a thing called "cutting," right?

[davidf144]

@qwertyqazol Why, yes. I did it all the time with my speeches. However, you can not change and/or add words, which is what this guy did.

I did this speech, got 1st place in Region 10 NCFCA aqnd went to nats. Best of all, I played by the rules by not adding anything.

[bigdaddy4632]

son of a bitch i was going to do this exact peice in my upcoming open tournament.

[davidf144]

Pshhh... You still can. NCFCA has this unspoken rule that you can't do a speech done by a previous competitor unless there from a separate region.

[runescapegoddude]

woot you did great i love dave berrys peices i have been doing cyberspace for a prose