10 reason not to take drugs (on a date) by Dan Clark

[LittleMissAngel1231]

Tippex, as in...the tippex you use in school. Maaan, I always smell my friends tippex:L

[moerokz]

Im a girl, and those are all me SOBER.

[Stunnerzfool]

E is for emo's

[Bootstrap193]

@Stunnerzfool no

[Stunnerzfool]

E is for emo's

[wolfje92]

"all of the above" *camera moves* Me nearly falls of her chair laughing XD

I was like waiting for something so damn funny and then he just dead XD

[MrPicabooo]

its not bad but the german guy stil does it batter...

[ThePinguinToBe]

Na, thats just my boyfriend when hes normal.

[fossilizer]

Awesome video!

[TehSneakyFox]

xD

[minikimboc]

haha it would  be funny if it was real

[PanAndrMyc]

all of the above!!!!!

ahahahah

[WHENCOOLWASCOOL]

what is tippex



[br0nc096]

@WHENCOOLWASCOOL White out or corrector fluid.

[SuperPaperbagboy]

yeah you no am good looking ! yeah yo no am realy good looking ! XD



[krimipow]

Food taste better after weed

[BillysBMW]

@krimipow how do you know this? :)

[mataaremotorola]

10 reason to fuck yourself

[MusicUntillDeath2006]

Lol so realistic! XD

[friendssmoking]

Tippex looool, i love this series the german guy driving is funny too XD

[DolbySystem825]

Wtf, valium? Im acting like this all the time :D

[3Ramirez420]

E is the besy one...

[nicogladarg]

ahahaha speed <3



[lavacamooo]

hahahahah!! Loved this!

Specially the weed&Xtc(:

[COMULADA]

jajajajajajajajaj

[Anymajordude5]

wtf is tippex?

[EbsNhexz]

@Anymajordude5 Stay away from tippex man...it can make entire sentences disappear.

[dailygrime1]

@EbsNhexz haha clever

[erazer4438]

Use your balls !

[Pittking86]

@erazer4438 will do, although i only had the odd alcohol effect, whereas i never took any drugs on a night out

[FashionRawkz]

I have the SAME reaction with Ecstasy.

EVERY girl I talk to automatically feels like she's the one, I also tend to establish deep rapport with a woman instantly. Did I mention the music feels like your subconscious can REALLY pick up on it.

I'm serious, that's how fast I'm capable of falling in LOVE.

[shammy63]

@FashionRawkz stay off the pills buddy haha

[FashionRawkz]

Ecstasy and Cocaine are the best ones.

[PureForloko]

@techFXpunk speed is another name for meth

[ch1ral]

well

today i learned tippex is a drug

[Pittking86]

@ch1ral good for you, tippex is like a hammer through the head effect..lol

[TechFXpunk]

Where's the Cystal Meth at?

[HellNukes]

Lol what's wrong with the Marijuana reaction? WHO DOESNT LOVE ICE CREAM?

[esrapk]

Whenever I use drugs I just lock myself up in a small room without windows till it wears off so it´s safe 

[tapout320]

@esrapk Well that sounds boring

[doctamic]

rofl i was on e in a party last night and was doing that same shit XD

[PureForloko]

Lmao at the weed

[minusse07]

E and Weed <3

[MuzicOrNoise]

@minusse07

Trueeee, only two drugs i have ever used. And i'll stick to it

[sonicduckk]

@minusse07 when i did tht i danced for like 10 hours straight, got hand from a lesbian and thouught i was asleep the whole time coz of the weed ahahahahhaha best night

[minusse07]

@sonicduckk , hahahaha

[JOnNyChAos66]

looks like he had a jeffrey

[ProblemsInNumbers]

What the hell is tippex?

[MrFunforeveryone]

@ProblemsInNumbers google it en.wikipedia org/wiki/Tipp-Ex lol

[BrownBoy02]

white out



[BrownBoy02]

@ProblemsInNumbers

white out

[supershawnodeseninja]

this makes me wish I did more drugs...

[landfill33]

I want t get high i go get on my HYABUSA and go 0 to 120 in 8sec!

[serenhedges]

i smell glue and tipp-ex in school =O) my french teachers glue smells like vanilla =O)

[j3nnythestrang3]

hahahaha

[twilighter9958]

you mean that all the guys that I have dated were on drugs?! :P

[Kaffehora]

@twilighter9958 HAHAHAA!

[jackgreaves18]

I'm lookin at a 1/2 g of mdma right now about to go meet a girl. hmmmm decisions decisions.

[MrCssPwnage]

Whats tippex?

[jackgreaves18]

@MrCssPwnage wite-out



[LeeviON]

I love the 'All of the above' :D

[DukoBenedicto]

I think Ill try all of the above

[malditangpinay100]

thumbs up to ecstasy hahah

[93Polishguy]

Love this thing/so true..

[Weepyun]

"The subjects showed no changes in blood sugar, so why marijuana smokers get so hungry remains a mystery." - TIME magazine

[vive0le0quebec0libre]

c'est fucking drole ahahaha

ecstasyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[lillyuxinho]

but endocannabinoid system increases appetite...

[MultiFalsename]

lmfao

[travenus]

it's funny because it's true! xD xD

[MegaTrippp]

i never go on a date without getting realy realy high. im much more relaxed and fun to be around when im stoooned :)

only thing is my eyes are bloody and i smell like weed

[joez2003]

60 people uses drugs on their date

[Disasterpeice6sic6]

@joez2003 and your the only one that doesnt

[pkLipe]

speed reminded me of trainspotting so much..

[xxxoOoNinAoOoxxx]

ALcohol roolse hahaha

[tavoloo]

what is he comparing with LSD?

[Berserker534]

weed and yokes for da win awesome

[ValentynaLove1]

:)) cool.;)

[captinmax12309]

so does that mean im only gonna die if i take all of them at a time xD

[TheNoobishGamer]

i love how not to live your life :D

[TheSaulos]

u only act like that if u cant handle ur drugs

[dom252]

@TheSaulos : bullshit. The whole point in taking drugs is for their effects, not to be like "omg-i'm-so-hard-look-how-many­-drugs-i-took-and-i'm-still-no­rmal-i-must-be-one-badass-moth­erfucker".

[bongskaters]

smoke summ

[Bloodline3393]

all the above DEAD LOL!!!!!

[1989har]

junky for life

[kidcratedigger]

and he gets carried away by the garbage men

[CrazyLuncher]

hahaha cool !

[jandans]

I dont see any reason why you shouldnt take any drugs? Whats the point of the video?

[roajah]

theh, alcohol sucks

[karimmaged90]

coke is best on a date i think ;)

[snikkel111]

Love his jaw on the e :-)

[CallMeTeenageFuckUp]

If Carlsberg did commercials this would be it!

[nobbyM3]

What a retard....!!!!

[Avatar230594]

Suddenly I wanna get high on tippex

[vjrocks23]

LMAO!!!!

[mgenduso]

well according to this, marijuana comes out on top!

[gymtonicful]

@killzvideos it will make you look like skeleton...

[Michkuty]

lol

bullshit

you cant overdose marijuana biatch

[gymtonicful]

Don't do speed

[killzvideos]

@gymtonicful why not?

[TheTornadoStorm]

lol all of the above

[palemoz]

fuck i have the same reaction with marijuana xD hahahahhahahahaa

[BradysBits]

You got half a million people to watch that. My fucking god.

[lillyuxinho]

@palemoz it's normal. marijuana increases appetite because it stimulates centers of hunger on the brain ;)

[ihraarcherftw]

@lillyuxinho no.. it makes your blood sugar go down and thats why you want to eat

[SaintBam]

E is for the win:D:D:D:D

[0msi0]

weed doesn't do that to you..

[legarambor]

@0msi0 srsly... are you that dumb :S? this is supposed to be funny not serious :S

[GJMalaquias]

@0msi0 yes it does

[TheRoyalcrime]

@0msi0 Than you never did weed, you get hungry dumbass

[guitarmaster127]

@TheRoyalcrime You don't always get hungry dumbass...

[TheRoyalcrime]

@guitarmaster127 than you dont have the good stuff, dude im from Amsterdam fag!!!!

[JakeChaos666]

@TheRoyalcrime Dutch weed is mediocre at best. Way overrated. BC Bud is tops.

[TheRoyalcrime]

@JakeChaos666 Dude we brought our weed to your country. Todays weed is in the 1000 when it comes to breeds. It depends on what weed is enough for you, if i love white widow doesnt mean you love it.

Get it?

[JakeChaos666]

@TheRoyalcrime you don't "do" weed, dumbass

[squarcitto]

LOL!!

[maexs201]

aaahhhhuuuu....nice

[123456789eder]

This shit is funny

[HurriCaneRushhh]

hahahhaha :) fuuunnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but watch video>>> 10 drogen,die Sie nicht nehmen sollten ween Sie Auto fahren :))))))

[DonWanAndDaBombSquad]

i cant even talk to girls unless im stoned or drunk. : /

[TheGore]

It's funny 'cause it's true

[lekz09]

this is so funny

[10thAngel]

Though, it's a rippoff from a german comedian =/

[DarkManTech]

According to this movie, pot's the best to use on a date.

[Synith]

Lol @ the pot.

[Stmiddleton]

I found this actually quite funny.

[tolisdrums]

anyone to explain me what speed is?

[Mr6shotns240s]

@tolisdrums meth

[sargeantbanana]

@tolisdrums Well speed makes you nervous, speak very fast, transorm into an energizer bunny, you always feel the need to move (so you shake your hands or knees when you're standing still

[DREwestcoast]

@sargeantbanana i wouldn't say nervous.... more like, motivated, ... yea.

[sinewofcrab]

@tolisdrums usually amphetamine of some sort

[connorhea]

Oh my god ecstasy had me DYING. Way too true.

[Lortagreb]

@jeftadelfos What thte fuck are you talking about you slanderous heretic. Prophet Mohammad did not sell heroin! He strictly sold opium. Only in recent years have we invented heroin.

[dotchoo]

@Lortagreb ...and that makes it better how?

[Lortagreb]

@dotchoo I don't see how it's any bad? Explain yourself.

[dotchoo]

@Lortagreb :) i found it funny that you were trying to defend him by saying he sold opium and couldn't see the irony in your statement.

it's like saying, "no, honey, i didn't cheat on you, how can you even say that, i just kissed a couple of women. on the mouth. in darkened hotel rooms."

there's no difference between him selling opium and him selling heroin. the effects are very similar and so are the withdrawal symptoms.

[Lortagreb]

@dotchoo Yes exactly. Don't you feel stupid now?

[dotchoo]

@Lortagreb no, why would i, i just showed you how stupid you were being.

[andreikitten]

stupid!!!!

[andreikitten]

stupid Brits!!!!

[DRaMuH711]

so theyre carrying him away cuz he needs a ride home right?

[llK1NGp1Nll]

the marijuana one was funny

[2008jckira2008]

good one!!

[pandarane]

i'm sooo high right now.

this video is fucking hilarious though seroiuslyt lmao dude. lol

[kygaaa]

All of the above ! ahahahhaa xDDDDD

[WSSJ25]

I'm always baked on dates. People are too light weight.

[01BABYD0LL]

what's tippex ?

[johnson2618]

@01BABYD0LL tippex is correction fluid with a strong smell

[olga12314]

lol all uf dat is VERY TRUE !!!!!!!!

[asdfghjkl1989god]

1 reason- i have took a lot of heroin...before date... and on date and after date :) and then sex come...and my dick...still small :) no sex... just shame :)

[sportzboy895]

cdclock is a square ass prik wannabe nigguh

[missykim9]

weed is a plant, NOT a drug

[gratefuldead1968]

thats how i feel when im high...lol i cant get the food in my mouth fast enough hahahaha and on rolls...gotta have tha bitches with ya hahha fuck these faggots maybe if they did drugs theyd not have such a shitty outlook on life..hahhaa

[AlderMcGregor]

You're a cunt and your video is utter shite.

[haryPSP]

smoke marijuana before this video ;D hahaha

[Alakzander]

any drug worth taking should be sold for free - Hunter S Thompson

[matthewpierceaod]

gay

[SoReLSnC]

this isn't as funny as the video with 10 drugs not to be taken while driving :)

[undersquirl]

funny as hell

[bahiaaaabahiaaaa]

ecstasy OWNs =p

[eduardoelloco]

the one about marijuana is bullshit

[leginuss22]

descriminalize the "drugs " how don´t kill peoople !like a plant.....they wont then you use they drugs !

[matthewpierceaod]

@leginuss22 wtf?

[al3grme00100]

i like :

cocaine,marijuana,ecstasy,hash­esh on date :D

very funny video

[AntiVenomFangX]

this video should be called 1 reason why people who never took drugs shouldnt make a video showing the effects of said drugs.

[matthewpierceaod]

@AntiVenomFangX agreed

[23trekkie]

all of the above... XD I wonder who is stupid enough to take all of this at once...

[ninjae4976]

@23trekkie me... :l

[GrinkDay182]

@jeftadelfos that shit's gonna be famous one day! :D

[GrinkDay182]

@jeftadelfos DUDE THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK!!!!

HOLY SHIT DO U MIND IF I COPY AND PASTE THIS ON MICROSOFT WORD AND SAVE IT?!

[simfreak727]

lmao

[LilOldCreep]

all of the above xD

[rrooss1]

Tipex is the stuff you correct mistakes on paper it's bascially glue sniffing. And vallium is something they give to mental patients to carm them down just makes you chill out

[XxAtomic646xX]

so Tipex is Whiteout? lol

[Bledar11]

What is valium, and tippex.

[hotchettolover]

I love eXtAcY.!

[harlwils1]

to true lol this is funny

[ALEXTWF1]

i love you so much haha!=]