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  • Lol, at 1:36 he looks like he's sticking out of a pot.

  • Because our so called emperor is a c*nt, thats right! I said c*nt! Hahahaha :P

  • @hereitgosagain12 You're the jealous shit. This was released at least a week before NormalDifficunty's shitty attempt at it. Bitch. Get your IQ up about 100 so it's remotely close to underaverage.

  • Cum, let's go fuck farengar my court wizard!

  • im gonna bloody your nose and your **** god damn that's nasty lol especially coming from a young girl ._.

  • THE LAST ONE IS PURE GENIUS!!!!

  • I **** my father in more ways than most people know.

  • because the so called emperor is a cunt. That's right, I said cunt!

  • Check the Jarl's backside, that's usually where he f***s himself

    LMAO!

  • I'm gonna pee

    Lets go f*** farangar

  • I used to be straight like you, then i took a scrotum to the chin.

  • Lets go **** farengar hahaha

  • Lol the last one hahaha XD

  • over 18 thousand of vids, u have no life,,,

  • Come, let's go **** farengar, my court wizard

  • The emperor is a c**t!

  • @ninjaassassin999 You mean you WATCHED that first. Check release dates, dumbfuck.

  • Because the emperor is a c&@t that's right I said c@&t!!!!!!!!!

  • Come lets go %%#%*% faringar

  • the khajiit have curved *****,curved.*****

  • Come, lets go f™k Farengar, my court wizard. :P

  • @Bandoolero

    I laughed my head off at that bit

  • THIS WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO WAS STOLEN FROM NORMAL DIFFICUTLY! HE DID ALL THOSE JOKES FIRST! ALL THE JOKES FROM THIS VIDEO ARE THE SAME AS NORMALDIFFICULTY! ALL OF THEM!

  • @ninjaassasin999 Yes, we specially built a time machine to travel to the future watch his video, copy the jokes and then come back and post it on machinima a goddamn week before his was released. We are totally exposed... :/

  • @WandTCorporation maybe youd be taken more seriously if you didnt spend all your time trying to defend yourself like a child on your videos.

    Haters (like me) gonna hate. Accept it.

  • @hereitgosagain12 don't hate appreciate that there's a vid

  • @hereitgosagain12 BTY mabye you'd be taken seriously if you didn't spend all of YOUR time hating vids think before you write HATER

  • @hereitgosagain12 He defended himself correctly. You're just too arrogant to accept the truth that you are wrong.

  • @WandTCorporation you pwnd him lol

  • @ninjaassasin999 S.T.F.U!or im gonna shoot a ***** to your *****

  • the last one was funny

  • 1:12 "The so-called 'emperor' is a c**t. That's right; I said c**t!"

  • ''looking for my husband nazim,check the jarls backside,thats usually where he fucks himself these days''

  • "The Companions are my family, we fuck so other people dont have to" lmao

  • "Come, let's go f--k Farengar, my court wizard."

  • Because the so-called emperor is c**t. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID C**T Laughingso hard at that 1:09

  • literally crying

  • why is laggin so hard?

  • I lost it at the end

  • 1:05 was the fucking best!

  • GUYS QUIT PUTTING STARS ITS YOUTUBE YOU CAN FUCKIN CUSS

  • @TehZombezHazTekenOva Apparently the joke's going right over your head :P

  • @Bryanide yeh it is

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  • @TehZombezHazTekenOva thats the point of the video! facepalm

  • @Gibblesman facepalm? stfu

  • In Riften, in prison, the Black-Briar guy that's in prison says that his wife (if I remember correctly) is a bitch (litteraly)

  • ...then he shot his ***** into my...well...rump

  • When i was a **** boy i was afraid of my dad coming through my windo and **** ing me

  • I used to be an adventurer like you... but then I took a ***** in my *****.

  • thats when the yarls started fucking each other. rofl

  • Fucking shitty laggy rip-off.

  • I used to love arrow in the knee jokes... then I took offense to them

  • Thats because the emperor is a CUNT, Thats right, I said CUNT!

  • Fucked To Dead :O Wuuut

  • what are you playing as,a child or a starving white teenager?

  • ITS NOT STOLEN FROM NORMALDIFFICULTY AND SAYING THAT IS JUST SPAM. FUCK OFF BITCH.

    I'm the juggernaut!

  • Ohhhh, I'm so going to Hell.

  • Stolen from 'NormalDifficulty'

    And this was shit anyway

  • @hereitgosagain12 This came out about a week before his video. Get your facts straight.

  • @WandTCorporation no

    lol

  • @hereitgosagain12 Those videos were uploaded after this one? Idiot

  • @hereitgosagain12 Look at the posted dates of the first ones from each you idiot.

  • @hereitgosagain12 oh come on, the last one killed me

  • @hereitgosagain12 don't be a bitch, some of them were funny

  • im soooo tired of jacks mouth avoiding the intense taste of mouthwash...

  • this is awesome!!! lol xD

  • "certainly not, but a true @%$! would have relished the opportunity to take on a giant @#!$! ".

    XD

  • I used to be a warrior like you 'till FUCK OFF!

  • And this is why I love Machinima.

  • I was an adventurer like you, but i took a d*ck to the knee.

  • This is the third "Unnecessary" Censorship video I've seen on Youtube! I mean, sure, there will be similar videos; but there is a second uploaded by Machinima and a first was done independently a fortnight before! and kicks the shit out of Machinima's!

  • @Bvenged505 We started our unnecessary bleeps series in october, see our channel. Guess it's not a surprise people jumped on skyrim with the idea, it's a perfect game to censor :)

  • @WandTCorporation To be fair, while I do prefer the other persons I Liked yours as well; you had some bleeps the other guys hadn't done that were equally as funny. Keep it up, mind, there is enough room for both of you. The third "unnecessary" person wasn't as good, though :P He's the other one on Machinima.

  • i used to be a pervert than i took an arrow in the knee

  • @noahkeith123 You're still a pervert and took an arrow to the knee

  • Once the yarls start f*cking each other, were back to the bad old days

  • 1:09

    Exactly why I murdered the Emperor.

  • @Descartes2358... I used to make Arrow in the Knee Jokes, but then I found out I had arthritis.

  • 104 people never should have come here!

  • Vevo was here....

  • did someone steal your sweet roll?

    

  • i like the part where it bleeps.

  • Lmao lets go **** fahrengar

  • I used to Bleep, till I took an arrow to the knee.

  • Hahahaha. Wich sucks cause my stomach is in a extreme amount of pain! So funny but it made me cry

  • i was going to make a 'then i took and arrow to the knee' joke but then i realized im heterosexual

  • I used to Cus like you when I was younger, then I took an arrow in the knee

  • I was gonna say how there wasnt any shot in the knee jokes, but then i got shot in the knee with an arrow.

  • My name is BORAT I took an arrow to the knee, in Kasakstan where my neighbour shot me, with what he thought was a gun. That shot arrows, he has a bad shot...

  • @descartes2358 but then i took an arrow to the knee..

  • I use to overuse memes. But then i took an arrow to the knee :(

  • ooh...finally a page without 'knee' jokes...

  • @descartes2358 I used to dislike arrow in the knee jokes, then i took an arrow in the knee, and i see the irony of it!

  • @descartes2358 i used to like pages without knee jokes than i took a arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 I used to like pages without 'knee' jokes.... then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 there not jokes there nerds who found a shortcut to getting thumbs up.

  • @descartes2358 I to be a finder of pages like you. but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @descartes2358 I just to look for pages without knee jokes just like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @descartes2358 I used to play Skyrim, then I took a vagina to the dick.

  • @descartes2358 i would have made one of those jokes but i took an arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 I was going to take an arrow to the knee but then your mom took my dick instead

  • @descartes2358 i used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 but den i took a arrow to the knee.

  • @descartes2358 i used to make 'arrow to the knee' jokes but then i actually took an arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 I used to play Skyrim thinking about bad language, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @descartes2358 ..... But then I took an arrow in the knee

  • @descartes2358

    I used to look for pages without 'knee' jokes, then I took an arrow in the knee

  • Let's go f*ck Farengar.

  • You guys should just go @#%$ and get this little lovers quarrel over with

  • lol this is funny as hell, i made one for myself. go to my channel and check it out !

  • I used to be an adventurer like you.... then I took a $%!# in my @$#&

  • I've loled all the way...damn i love random bleeps.

  • That last one made me lol till I cried.

  • 1:10 made me lol!

  • What does unreal and street fighter have to do with skyrim? :P

    (weird that my videos are there. Just saying)

  • @perezz1337 you have got to stop saying your mum and your dad jokes. your such a sad basterd because there mum or dad might be dead like my mum which you took the mick out off so go fuck yourself in the ass with your bright pink dildo and hand yourself over to the sex trade

  • @crazyj872 and it's not mum jokes...it's mom just you fag

  • @Perezz1337 why are you such a sad person. my MUM is dead and i spell it like that because im british and proud of it. so fuck off to a volcano and burn you and the rest off your fucking family

  • @Perezz1337 do us all a favor and grow the fuck up

  • @crazyj872 gaylord

  • @Perezz1337 thats just not funny at all you little childish cock. oh wait i meen fanny you dont have a cock

  • @crazyj872 Why so mean anyways?

  • @Perezz1337 because you take the mick out of peoples family and you dont know shit about them

  • @crazyj872 Fat mong

  • @Perezz1337 you are really childish. infact your so childish you probably still need nappys

  • @crazyj872 trap a little down on the mc donalds mate.....it's not healthy...

  • i used to take arrows to the knee.then i noticed this joke got old like you

  • I took an arrow to the knee, so i got a sex change...

  • Lmao at the idiots comparing Skyrim to a fps like bf3...

    Cant we all just enjoy the video? Guess not

  • @justmedawg nope cause they are fucking dumbasses

  • I used to have a top comment. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • 1:33-1:55 is my favorite

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  • In Counterstrike you can kill people with guns, in Skyrim you can kill Dragons with Warhammers, nuff said.

  • @VangeistXIII Excuse me, are you comparing Counter Strike and Skyrim? Did you take a blow to the head or something?

  • @TheJokeMonster No, just an arrow to the knee.

    (P.S it was in regards to this guy hating on it who played nothing by CS: Source)

  • @TheJokeMonster *But

  • @VangeistXIII CS is good but Skyrim is epic

  • @perezz1337 i like how you call a game shit and trash and its a game you havent even played, how about you stop conmenting and trolling the video and go back to screaming at people on cod.

  • @loud94 blow me

  • @Perezz1337 you say you work 9 hours a day and that your older than school children. Yet you throw fag everywhere and call people trash, that sounds very immature and childish to me. I bet your "9 hour job" is call of duty. Seems like that's the case, saying you insult people as if your still on cod....

  • @leaderliter and you're a fag. go play with your vag.

  • Lols at 0:44

  • Waiting for manslayer to make new gamer poop: skyrim :)

  • SO MUCH LAG! Fail.

  • I used to be an adventurer, like you, 'till I took a ***king arrow to the ***king knee.

  • to all those who want to know perezz1337 said "skyrim sucks dick"

  • @rockdarkrai aaaah now all the comments make sense

  • @rockdarkrai which is does.

  • @Perezz1337 oh so im fat :(? u got me crying a river over here.. for realzils Haha ur such a pathetic lil prick who has no friends and sits on his lil computy all day :(? cry me a river ? umad ? bitch please :(

  • @finaldodos All day? really? yeah if you call all day a few hours since i got atleast 9hours of work each day, which you fucking little schoolboy obviously don't know shit about. cause all you're doing is getting your parrents to buy you some games, s-gay-rim..etc and you're such a fucking fag...just pointing that out...and why would i be mad? i'm just sayin this game is taking balls to the face...bitch

  • I used to make Skyrim videos like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @MadBoyBeast1999 So which city guard are you? Hahaha .