Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Candy Tails

[SaweetTooth]

Strawed-Berry

[godofwar949]

side-sheath dipping station

[bobsagetownge223]

the child athlete, and he doesn't have any muscle lol



[kkjjjjkjj]

OMG WHAT AWESOME SHOW !!! FREAKING GENIUS ! I HOPE BY WATCHING THIS PEOPLE IS GONNA START AWAKING AND REALIZE THAT ANOTHER WORLD IS POSSIBLE AND THIS IS FUTURE AFINIG MEDIA !!

[trockolos]

@kkjjjjkjj Die.

[OscarMaris]

@kkjjjjkjj I got everything except AFINIG

[NeverSTFUproductions]

Those sounds...

[destructionman1]

Strawed-Berry

[grapes2infinity]

the top rated comment implys kids arnt people lol

[Lizbeth797]

lol the girl at 0:29 and 0:54

[whoo689]

Tim and Eric are the equivalent of fart jokers in the overall comedy world.

[rogerbee1234567]

@whoo689 dsgfa

[whoo689]

Apparently, Tim n Eric never got the memo that "goofy and random" do not necessarily equal "funny."

[VisceralMajesty]

@whoo689 I dunno, I thought it was funny. And so did nearly 400 hundred other people.

[LamboK28992]

the sound effects in this show really enhance the effect...whatever the fuck kind of effect that is.

[Jonnybooster]

Is it wrong if I think the sound of them licking is gross?

[xalener]

@Jonnybooster

Why would it be wrong? Don't you think it would be wrong if you *enjoyed* the sound of children licking hair?

[CaptainCrunch7755]

What is with their obsession with the number five?

[xalener]

@CaptainCrunch7755

It's a funny ass number. It's got this fucking 90 degree angle straight edge'd top and this round fucking bottom. It's like a fat studio executive or something.

...5.... look at that shit. It's ridiculous!

[OscarMaris]

I'm going to eat strawed-berries now

[Aspartamebraintumor]

The child athlete part is the best. The music and background are awesome

[lasoogneypubes]

I wonder who that fat kid is? He was in the B'owl commercial and the Tairy Green acting school and probably some other stuff too.

[JTKatz07]

Why can't all commercials be this sweet?

[xwarlockxbakerx]

Chocolate

Strawed-berry

Caramel

[anjirocool]

0:34 the worlds greatest child actor, he was in Tairy Greene too :D

[Tofu4Dinner]

I lol'd at strawed-berry

[GreenBlueClouds]

This needs to be a real product

[guineapigmadness]

the best part is the crude animation of how they obtain the horse tails

[Wagster313]

i have the weirdest boner right now. oh god im a pedophile!

[NEVADAUNDERGROUND]

ill give those little girls something to lick...

[Mussbus1]

@NEVADAUNDERGROUND wtf?

[NEVADAUNDERGROUND]

@Mussbus1 confusing isnt it.

[Mussbus1]

@NEVADAUNDERGROUND Nah I mean I got what you were going for but i'd hope you were kidding lol

[cjeam9199]

I was watching and the sound didn't work, took me 24 seconds to figure out it wasn't a real thing.

Those were some terrifying 24 seconds.

[contrastively]

Strawed-Berry.

[Tangeh]

Strawed-Berry.

[pwnage502]

Strawed-Berry.

[WaluigiP]

Strawed-Berry.

[NoctisLabyrithus]

My dog's grandkids just LOVE their new Side-Sheath Dipping Station©'s!!! Call CINCO's toll-free number to order; and the first 73 lucky callers will receive a coupon good for 12% off their next TOGA-PHONE© Stain-resistant Roam-N-Kleen© Kit!!

[StaciMarie333]

LMFAO, so disgusting

[c0mbineelite]

Ugh. So fucking disgusting.

Hilarious nonetheless.

[tpauluchs]

What do the parents of these kids think of this show?

[jsd4544]

Hideous. 

[bangbangshotmedown2]

i bet you this will be a real product one day

[hiimnickful]

yeah id buy it



[Sadinside09]

Cinco is such a wierd company...-.-

[JakesToons]

0:14 lololol

[cexxcellz]

Straw-ed Berry

[SuperKillerRob]

kid is gay

[Ichiboy900]

This commercial seems too real

[zeioIIDX]

They fucking NAIL the feel of the low budget/only $19.99 commercials that I grew up with in the 90s...oh my God.

[rredemsky]

LMAO

[Camiluv123]

that was so gross

[Audhumla]

the carmel c ore

[JonConnor94]

You can barely taste the horse hair!!!

[JakesToons]

Me be jammin with me candy tails, YA HEE ME MON?

[Ostnizdasht206]

lol damnit..

[lLambsie]

they call that kid a child athlete LOL hes the best

[MrSuperbeast123]

LOL Strawed-Berry.. genius...

[Diabeticfury]

this makes me sick. hahahahahaha



[TheHawkdaddy]

I think people should stop complaining about ads. It helps the creators make money without costing you a dime. If it bugs you so much just get adblocker.

YA HEAR ME MON!!!!

[b1bIs1337]

@TheHawkdaddy it makes adultswim not the creators money

[TheHawkdaddy]

@b1bIs1337

And Adult Swim in turn has to pay Tim and Eric royalties.

[zama422]

aw...aw..man..dat nasty

[JavaSpitLava]

@ :12 ......funny shit...haha

[indieindy]

These are some of the weirdest guys on earth. I love it!

[SpinelessJellies]

WHAT THE F

@________@

[zorakkillsyou]

YA MAAN, I BE JAMMIN WITH ME CANDY TAILS!

[trugangsta4real]

It says "Strawed-Berry"

[ZeldaCake]

we be jammin' wit me candy tails!

[01MGMT]

Dude just download Adblock plus for firefox and stfu about ads

[awesomemanspiff]

this is by far cincos worst idea

[rhcpfrush91]

lmao candy bangs

[ILoveTrannys89]

lmao this is fucking gross

[Caged214]

I don't care what anyone says. The people and kids they hire for this show are the best actors on the planet.

[Pieishman]

@Caged214 ...because kids aren't people.

[Sherlockrules]

these look kinda good...

[DanielDumile]

HAHAHAH TIM AND ERIC ARE THE SUPREME OVERLORDS OF DEATH!

[yimmit16]

what the heck

[BrianWarner1996]

I popped a hard one instantly at 0:07.

[BrianWarner1996]

I popped a hard one instantly at 0:08.

[MsSkateboardP]

i dont think it would have be so gross if it weren't for the sound effects.. great job!

[psychopomp88]

Strawed-berry

[97nachotv]

Tim and Eric are professionals at creating the most disgusting shit ever. That's why I watched them.

[paperchasing0]

what the fuck did i just watch.

[SANDYSQUID1]

Does anyone know where I can get one of these for my daughter?

[ChooChooTrain190]

CHROME ADBLOCKER FTW!

[nunswithguns918]

side sheath dipping station!

[52Leslie52]

LOL, I love the sound effects.

[rrbrown813]

Geez...that was nasty. i loved it.

[ThePaijeFuller]

Actually looks appetizing.

[TheEllampalli]

I want to smoke whatever Tim & Eric are tokin because this video is really out there for a regular, sober person.

[mkshujinko]

<----

[KobeTheDog]

Maria Bamford and her commercial-character voice. Love it.

[Reaper16a]

I watched about 9 Tim and Eric videos from the AdultSwim channel. Why the hell does each one's top comment someone bitching about the DAMN ADS get Firefox if you don't already have it. Install the ADBlock add on, sh...sh... SHUTUP and watch the videos. Thumbs up so people can stop bitchin.

[allpimpsnohoes]

Strawd-berry sounds delish. I would like that flavor in my side sheath dipping station.

[mrsbennington7]

Somewhere, a company out there thinks candy tails is a brilliant idea.

[Mugen123456789]

Lmfao they always have these disgusting food sound effects.

[625990]

@Mugen123456789 yep, thats what makes the show

[zackaroni21]

This is just wonderful.

[VisceralMajesty]

Side sheath dipping station. 

[BruisedEyeSockets]

@VisceralMajesty Oh thanks, I wasn't paying attention when it came up in the video.

[demoman87]

just ordered two for myself

Thanks, Cinco

[o0LanternLight0o]

Omg that is so gross

[Razzlesnaps]

Did this show get cancelled? I hope not..

[victorhd]

@Razzlesnaps No they filmed a movie earlier this year and it should be out in 2012.

[SketchyGamerMan]

@Razzlesnaps

It didn't get cancelled, they just chose to end it for unspecified reasons. Tim and Eric will likely wind up doing some other series down the line though.

[goodolarchie]

My goal today is to get somebody to think this is a real product for kidz.

[purewilderness]

Where can I buy these candy tails?

[MichaelSwg]

How do they get child actors? Who's parents allow their kids to audition for this show lol?

[IMHOLUKE]

candy dreads changed my life when thsi first aired

[brandoncummingsmusic]

my life is better because of Cinco.

[izwald1]

no thanks Cinco

[verbaledge]

i've been watching tim and awesome jobs great job for the longest

[BigDogJang0]

"Check out those candy dreads!"

That kid only has one dread.

[MikeyMadness1234]

Press 9... Take a lick, it's Candy Tails!

[Zaruk5678]

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KMART

[WillyBumm]

FUCK YOU BING!!! FUUUUUCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

[cthunishere14]

tim and eric find another way to make me gag with every video

[wildboy789789]

tim and eric really know how to make products americans will buy LOL

[xxKRooKeD]

lol@the noise at 00:55 when the girl makes that creepy ass face

[haseosango]

this kind retared but good see

[nerdtronic5000]

SOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING!

[itzamanda1]

ew...,

[ZeldaDD]

I wish Cinco was a real company.

[SanasSweetMode]

You can barely even taste the horse hair!

[tbopne]

Everyone make a stand.. Do no click and EVER buy any advertisement item you see! Make them waste their money if they waste our time!

Copy in paste this in every video you watch with advertisements!

[AnimeFinish]

Aww man, I WANT A CANDY TAIL.

[ThingxHulk]

delicious Cinco with your awesomely impractical ideas!

[rolilla]

horses dont make that noise

[CalebCorneliusTv]

olive garden commerical then, "An error occurred, please try again later." WTFFFF

[Jorell1000]

@CalebCorneliusTv

If it says "An error occured, please try again later", then stop using Firefox and open Explorer, Safari, or Chrome. Each browser has some flaws, so it's best to open another when one fails on a certain site.

[ThouHastEnabled]

@Jorell1000 Or just restart firefox. Then it works. It doesnt happen enough for me to get pissy.

[filetransferSAW]

turner you suck ass. 2 times i sat through a stupid 30 minute commercial and i got an error both times when the video was supposed to play.

[filetransferSAW]

@filetransferSAW

second...lol

[filetransferSAW]

yeah not sure why they have a 30 second commercial for this video when it's only a minute long..fail.

[sybilmoonbeam]

DO THEY WHIP THEIR HAIRS BACK AND FORTH?

[filetransferSAW]

@sybilmoonbeam

i would assume that they do

[cynopt]

And I barf.

[kronokronic]

the olive garden ads have deterred me to watch the rest of the clips, fuck this.

[ivantheartist]

omg how many people would buy that...i would.

[BedBang]

how do they get these kids to do this?

[spear9022]

how do they?

[filetransferSAW]

@spear9022

i have often asked myself the same question.

[mmastoner420]

watching an ad for a real company/product is the price we have to pay to watch an ad for a fictional product

[weezy5611]

The bad thing is... with the way generations are getting stupider and easier to entertain... this could very well become a real product in the near future, if not some variation thereof.

[Coopersboy7]

omg...as much as I love this show this makes me feel sick lol

[DiamondDaleMcPherson]

I wanted to rewind the commercial but youtube doesn't let me! Dammit.

[username666username]

Strawed-berry

[CrimsonEyedAkuma]

IS THERE ANYTHING CINCO CAN'T MAKE!?

[flcl7471]

8 people tasted the horse hair

[LeBronKK]

@flcl7471 stfu

[flcl7471]

If only life were so...

[towlebucket]

I wouldn't mind the horse taste. The side sheath dipping station is a great idea too.

[TheLonersManual]

Can some one please quote the video word for word even though we can all see it ourselves already? And one of you bitches better beg for thumbs up right fucking now!!!

[101111101101]

tim and eric love gross shit

[cooIbeans]

these vids dont have enough views to have advertisements for every single one gosh!

[LadyHarbinger]

lmao no that suckin noise makes it so fuckin terrible

[MrSpockZilla1]

"You can barely even taste the horse hair!"

NO SHIT!

[Behemoth12391]

Anyone else notice the "Strawed-berry" flavor?

[Kaytee916]

@Behemoth12391 haha yeah I first saw it and was like wait wtf hahaha I watch this video over and over.

[poopoo824y052y]

wow. 30 second ad on a one minute video. fuck this shit.

[Meatwad98999]

Haha, strawed-berry...

[Crusader42190]

7 people can barely even taste the horse hair.

[sibowittz4]

wow...so weird. I love the gloppy noises in the beginning. Had to replay it more than once!

[zoa1011]

Little girls licking like that....is just...disturbing...ROFL..

[ThePoetech]

This is what's so great about Tim and Eric. The second that mom comes in and bites the daughters hair this video gets fucking relentless. Nonstop giggling from me!

The Rasta white kid was fucking hilarious too

[Hektotron]

I love Maria Bamford for doing this voiceover.