BEAR vs. MAN

[ChiQuii181]

Bear wins

[chuyorey]

This is not chuck norris...

[MK4YbestOf87]

wtf???

[Thelastskinbender]

heheh this would have made a great commercial for a fish house. lol

[Gordontrek]

Have some understanding fellas! You've never been in a situation where an angry bear with three times your size and strength is five feet away from you! I would probably faint!

[mymightyboosh]

man: la la la la wow this showers amazing

bear: WTF??? oi get out my fucking shower!

man: but it was only for a few mintues!!!!

bear: look at the fucking miss on my new floor, look dirt!!!

man: booo hooo plz dont kill me!!!

bear: ha ha ha fucking poof, ganna need another shower mate ya shat urself lololol

[Marvin242CP]

Haha look at the tags it says: ''dog eating panda'' :P

[drchvz]

1:30 fuck you bitch

[zzTWzz]

1:28 the bear is like "hahaaa, im just foolin' with ya"

[yes4roblox]

Omg

[yes4roblox]

Ong

[Tacoburger11]

Wtf! what a pussy, I mean, if a bear, like a FUCKING BEAR would do that, NOBODY would be crying like dat! Either somehow run or do your best to fight it, thats instinct, not cower and hide!

[alexcorvyn]

@Tacoburger11 stick to cartoons;)

[Tacoburger11]

@alexcorvyn Wtf you talking about

[alexcorvyn]

@Tacoburger11 you said that guy should have fought the bear...well how the hell would you have fought that bear?he can weight even 1000 pounds that means four adult human...he has claws...you dont...he has big white teeth...lets say u run..he runs 35 mph...so this comment is childish as i suppose you are...so as i seen on your channel watch cartoons...no offense .

[Tacoburger11]

@alexcorvyn If you read the comment, it CLEARLY says he would have at least tried to defend himself, and just because I UPLOAD cartoons doesn't necessarily mean I WATCH them. BTW the main point of my comment is that nobody would have just fallen down and cried like that.

[inphasesith]

@Tacoburger11 You must not know much about bears if your saying he should have fought honestly if that were me i probrably would have done the same thing i wouldnt have the courage to jump and no one would have the fucking courage to throw a rock at a bear

[Tacoburger11]

@inphasesith What I'm saying is, he could have either lied down face down with his hands on the back of his neck or if a bear was doing that he would have backed up as far as possible instead of crying. Just saying this seems kinda unrealistic.

[ukhiphopful]

@Tacoburger11

the only thing unrealistic about this is that he doesn't have shit stains down the back of his pants:D

[alexcorvyn]

@Tacoburger11 what would you have done...jumped off that cliff or punched the bear in the face ?

[Tacoburger11]

@alexcorvyn Well he had a rock, if anything I would have tried to hit it's head with it.

[MidoSpeed1000]

the winer is the man :D

[rhino2838]

the bear was all like wat a bitch but i would kinda cry too but i think i would have carefully climbed down the moutain

[8kmar]

at 1:31 he's like nahhh fuck this 

[nicknitro6969]

at :41 sec the bear is like "you wanna fuck around on my mountain? cross the line and step up bitch"

[APhilCollinsFan]

WELL, .. TRY TO TELL THE BEAR , ... NOT TONIGHT , .. YOU HAVE A HEADACHE , ..LOL

[602leonardo]

1:26 it looks like the bear laughing at him!

[smoothmoneybags]

1:30 "lol What a pussy I'm out of here!"

[Maidensfan1]

Bear, come over here and fight now that you're without a weapon you fucking human, at 1:32 the bear is like, I'm wasting my time with this fucking chicken...

[danvsyou]

Bitches aint nufin but hoes and tricks... Justin Beiber is a faggot!!

[MonacoBlast]

I feel like camping.

[the0th]

that bear looked like Valuev in a costume.

[kint909]

watch Grizzly Man, you'll se something real and much ballsier than this.

[Archimedes555453525]

0:41 OMG a human, great, wait, let me just wipe the floor for you

1:11 Hey listen, I've got a date and I've been told humans are into odours. Does my breath stink?

1:32 Oh.. that bad. Ok thanks for the advice. Peace out man!

[chrismcful]

the bear was lauphing? XD

[swyzzlestyx]

Why didn't the man have his guns with him? Perhaps he was too stupid to live and the bear really wanted him to live so he could further pollute the human gene pool with stupid people.

[dergin38467]

its funny at the end the bear looks like hes laughing at the guy

[ComicMan9]

1:32 "Aw Hell with ya!"

[poodledreams]

This is from a movie called "The Bear".

[Noahboy8]

Thats's the best what yo ucan do against a bear, stand still, stay quiet put your hands on your head (and lay down on your belly) Fighting or running is useless.

[DannySmith300]

is this from a movie?

[Snyzeru]

fake

[wheely28]

@Snyzeru no shit its fake...

[kevcarspray]

I would have chucked a rock straight down that gay bears mouth and then chucked the tub of lard bear over the edge to see how high he bounced

[HighxFinity]

The bear at the end was like "nah i was just messin with ya"

[WolfGirlInRedSnow]

hahaha hes laughin at ur ass! then again... i would be screaming bloody murder...

[FoxxyRoxxy022]

i'd tottaly hang out with him c:

[iPuRpLeDrAnKs]

he will be like yeaaaa took on a 800 pound bear with my bare hands

[pulsedrop]

chuck norris would've handled this situation MUCH better

[pantballboy]

witch movie is that again...???

[SAINTPAULPAUL]

Thank God for Depends.

[ThomasDemko]

@SAINTPAULPAUL christian fag

[ThomasDemko]

@SAINTPAULPAUL people die from bears more because of people like you. You gotta think properly bout how to get the bear to not harm you, not by going "goood halp"

[SAINTPAULPAUL]

@ThomasDemko Hey you Scandanavian pussy, it's a joke about him shittin' in his pants, Depends being an adult diaper here in the US. But, of course, you've got to read more into it and start something because you can hide behind your little computer monitor. Feel free to look me up when you're in St. Paul and we'll see who the real fag is, motherfucker.

[coalitionist]

Why didn't the bear kill him?

[PalmerLalmer]

cant believe the comments like "man up" and "you should of fought back " "pussy", are you stupid. that man had no chance of winning and if you were in this situation you'll be shit yourself. ALL i say is the truth and you know im right.

[monkeymandem]

man up

[ThomasDemko]

@monkeymandem "bear" up

[eXclued]

The bear like man you a wuss im out fcken pussy.

[mediblue9]

bear is like: Get the fuck out of heeeaar!

[exussupremebeing]

bear: nah, yous a bitch ass bitch!

[andersentaurean]

i would run like hell

[catman1233]

wow that guy was pussy lmao...i wouldve knocked his ass off the fucking man off the cliff haha

[Surebro0]

although bear was nice 1:29-1:35 bear should you such a pussy and says screw it walks away

LMFAO

[Surebro0]

coward fight it get up punch he shi out of it

so what it mauls you blind the fucker

[DerMeisterDoru]

why didnt he leave it alone,,,,typical stupid vengefull human...nature let hime leave and he runs for the gun...should have ate him....pussy./....

[TheZachish]

When he gets back to the saloon you know his story would be vastly different lol

[DannySmith300]

@TheZachish He'd be all like: This big bad robot-bear was breathing fire until I did Chuck Noris on his ass!

[sight0]

drool...

[aidy202]

Ahahaha the bears cute

[xXScootdriverxX]

Amazing what powers those grizzlys have. I had one situation whit a bear in alaska too. Luckily he went!

The biggest mistake u can make is to run...then the bear will kill you. The only way is to stay cool and move veeery slowly backwards.

[xperiencedarQ]

when i was youg arround 5-9 years old i was watching this movie it was my fav movie with Bear :)

[badelj16]

what a pussy

[MrFantomas45]

hay badelj16 what about u where in that problem ive bet u will be a fagget pussy dumbass if a bear bearly roars u will be shiting youre pants and crying 2 youre mommy ass hole

[cdelorme84]

The movie is called " The Bear " (by Claude Berri) filmed in British Columbia, Canada. Starring 'Bart' the bear. It was the same bear used for the movie " The Edge " starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin.

[DarkHeartedMusician]

The movie is called; "The Bear". It's a story about a grizzly cub who gets orphaned and is reluctantly raised by a male bear...yes, it's very unrealistic, but still a good story...

[alex4101995]

What movie is this...i watched it in school one year and i cant remember what it is?

[rider5ify]

lmao look like da bear said aah u pussy bitch im out....humans...lmao

[applecrisp2]

take out the pellet gun lol shoot him in the eye

[xXJohnDoe88Xx]

you must be retarted bears can take multiple shots from high powered rifles and still come at you

[fredfredburger2626]

what movie is this?

[chessse]

Bear is smiling and like "That's rite, bitch...you've got OWNED!"

[23143anthony6754]

what movie was that??

[Ballaeballa]

VERY LUCKY!!!

[aprilbear101]

Grrrr

[jgkdhj]

That movie was ok.