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  • Man, that high pitch scream... LOL

  • liu kang wins FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUu

  • 0:03 then?

  • :03 you are already dead 

  • This video + Mute + End of Law and Order theme song = EPIC FRIGGIN WIN!

  • @bestshowontheweb You sir... are the greatest man alive.

  • This plus the last 15 seconds of the Law & Order theme = WIN!

  • o_________O

  • PRESS 1 REPEADELY FOR ANAL

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • lmao awsome

  • The ending part would kill me:(

  • No mamen!!!!

  • WTF did i just watch

  • what movie is this from.... *sad I don't know*

  • even chuck couldnt kill jesus. but jackie chan.... your tiger claw....

  • HAHAHHAHAHA

  • LMAO

  • So he died by having his junk pinched?

  • @DJSbros Don't we all at least a little?

  • Best. Death. EVER!

  • This video was 15 seconds long. After I watched I was about to look at the comments and it said: There is 75 new comments since you watched the movie >.>

  • now i need to search 7cjobrien's comment..

  • @YardenMatis Found it?

  • was he the guy in Enter the dragon that BL killed ?

  • 1 repeatedly for the flying Wu-Xu mounted face fuck.

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  • 0:00 - 0:02 i thought my cat died xD

  • Classic.

  • keep pressing 1

  • Did he just rip his cock off?

  • Lulz is he making cat noises at the start

  • Pretty much how my girlfriend reacted when I forgot her birthday.

  • Press 5 non-stop! XD

  • LOL

  • Faaaake! If somebody attacks your nuts like that you scream like a girl!

  • press 1 :D

  • Fuck, I am lost on yt again.

  • I thought that Jesus died on the cross - What else have they been lying about?!

  • whahahahahahahhaaahahaha

    

  • I present to you the legendary martial art: CAT FU! (also known as I'm a boss technique)

  • Lol, balls on fury! :P

  • LOL we watched this in english and had to right about it! XD

  • i see the the 2 same top comments everytime i see this clip.

  • lol, da fuck it that

  • lol wtf

  • dafuq did i just see

  • The movie's called "Snake In Eagle's Shadow," and it was basically the precursor to "Drunken Master," which incorporated many of the same actors and story points (but was much better-executed).

  • That's what it looks like when a Pandaren Monk attacks a Human Warrior! :D

  • I don't get why his mouth is bleeding ! Hilarious clip tho

  • So bad it's good.

  • this is obviously fake as if people think its real wow

  • never cobra strike another man's anaconda.

  • deadliest martial arts move ever invented

  • This is by far the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life!!! Jackie Chan was young! Oh yeah, the death was kindda funny too.

  • He had to learn the ways of the cat.

  • dafuq was that........

  • You try getting hit in the balls by jackie chan, see if you survive.

  • Jackie Chan just killed Jesus!

  • @ZOMB1EWOMB1E God is gonna be pissed

  • @ZOMB1EWOMB1E wrong its grampa kutcher

  • How is the name of the movie?

  • @nachioxz I'm fairly certain it is called Snake In The Eagles Shadow.

  • apreta el 5

  • bruce lee killing jesus.....

  • Ashton ? Ashton Kutcher ? Is that you ?

  • This is usualy what happens when you smoke clippings of Chuck Norris's chest hairs. I almost forgot to cap Chuck's name... phew.

  • @kricho05 Yeah, I came here with the intent on making a very original Chuck Norris comment. But I decided against it, on account of taking an arrow to the knee. Yuk Yoo

  • 0:09 the new epic "OW" troll face XD

  • What's the name of this movie? I remember seeing this when I was a kid...I always wanted to see it again but I didn't know the name of it...

  • @MisticWays the movie is called snake in the eagles shadow

  • DON'T PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY...

  • jackie chan?

    

  • Drama FTW!!

  • Mel Gibson's The Passion part two

  • Hahaha The noise it makes when that guy jumps on his face is Halarious

  • LOL WOW... "EPIC!"

  • MEOOOOOWWWWWWW

  • I liked the crotch grapple technique.

  • Death by ball slap when a game goes terribly wrong

  • keep skipping at 0:02 :)

  • @scottmanton123

    Ahah your dad died :D

  • OMG! A CHINESE CAT KILLED JESUS CHRIST!!

  • Seems legit.

  • name of the movie?

  • five finger death to dick

  • That's Not Jackie Chan! That's Bruce Lee, dummies!

  • @sexyones09 No, that's Jackie Chan.

  • @sexyones09 It's Jackie chan

  • So.. this is how Jesus Christ died? seems legit

  • -_-"

  • Fucking awesome !!!!!

  • Ohh Jackie Chan you sneaky lil bastard ;)

  • press 1 reapetedly XD

  • I laugh my head off when he randomly screams before he dies

  • was it the attack to his head or the attack to his balls that killed him?

  • that move is called The Snake Bite. and no not the one where you twist the skin on someones arm.

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  • Here's what you do, you jump onto the guy, put intense pressure on the temples and then grab his crotch. Sounds simple.

  • At least he died peaceful...

  • This is how acting was in the 80s. Good thing I was born in the 90s. :D

  • This reminds me of Kung Pow...

  • Movie is Snake in eagles shadow Very nice movie -has jackie chan-.

  • This is not funny, this is how my dad died...

  • At first I was watching some nice bimmer vid. But then there was this sidebar...

  • And that's why you never try to speak Chinese until you are sure you can.

  • The "ba-duhhh!" at the end makes this video for me :D

  • So first he gets crucified, and now Jackie Chan circumcises him. Damn Jesus can't catch a break :/

  • Press 1 for T-bag press 2 for Mind control 3 for Retarded scream 4 for jumping :D 5 for AHH 6 for nutshot 7 for lazor 8 for fall 9 for sleeping

  • My pouncing kitty technique will defeat your pants python defense.

  • I Agree that this is the best death scene in history!

  • Impossibru!!

  • Omg mr chan was killing jesus!!

  • I must have this movie !! whats the name of it ??

  • *DUM*!

  • I love how he just falls asleep.

  • <How the asians are going to take over the world :P

  • mogli vs jesus ? O.o

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkk

  • hadukend him on the crotch...

  • hahahahahahahahha i cant stop watching it

  • hahahahahaha this made my day thank you so much ^^

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaa!!

  • May look strange today but back in the 70s many people died that way.

  • subtitles, please.

  • i wish i was around in the 70s, i'd be such a Great actor compared to these guys an become a holywood star if this is there standards of acting lol

  • the ball crush OF DEATH!!!!!

  • its true!!!!!! shit happens

  • i was expecting an explosion

  • Is that Jackie Chan?

  • Same way my wife tried to kill me a few months back, i wore a cup that day though.

  • i cant beleive he killed jesus thts the seconed time its happened to the poor guy

  • @xavishep YOUR COMMENT KILLED ME HAHAHAHHAHA

  • @xavishep Fuck off dude

  • @ChicagoBoyyy33 rather not if its k wit u bitch :3

  • @xavishep Just give the man three days and he'll be up and kung fu fighting again.

  • @xavishep YOU STOLE MA COMMENT!

  • @noticethem1 its the maze right?

  • @noticethem1 it costs money

  • one of my fave jackie movies ;)

  • Oh, 1970 movies. You make me wonder.

  • that gotta hurt

  • Snake in the eagle's shadow.

  • You would look like that if yor balls get pulled off it's hinges :D

  • lol "jesus guy " i only asked if u wanted to turn christian

  • BWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

    

  • How to kills Jesus:

    1. Make him eat your nuts.

    2. Grab and forcibly remove his nuts.

  • this isn't funny this is how my dad died...

  • this is pretty fantastic

  • I feel sorry for his Balls

  • @Treaders22 /watch?v=P2NmmLV8aq8

  • The best death scene is when Justin Beaver dies! >:3

  • rofl

  • I love the dramatic music at the end as the camera zooms in.

  • BALL SHOT!

  • wtf did i just watch

  • Clearly this is fake. You can't kill someone like that.

  • @7cjobrien no it's real.

  • @7cjobrien Thank you Captain Obvious.

  • @7cjobrien nnnnnooooooo REALLY?

  • @7cjobrien I can. I can, and I have.

  • @7cjobrien Na really, i never new that.

  • @7cjobrien Jackie Chan just did

  • @7cjobrien Nahhhh, it's perfectly real. Can't you tell? Of course it's fake you fucking moron, its a fucking movie!

  • @7cjobrien actually you can haha

  • @sgtpeppers76 Hell you can kill someone by punching them that doesn't mean it's easy.

  • @Sibbot sure it is you just have to punch them in the heart area with a good blow they can receive a pericardial tamponade i know this because freshmen year i was in med academy

  • @sgtpeppers76 Fair enough.

  • @7cjobrien Challenge Accepted

  • Subtitles please

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • surprise mothafucka!

  • how do i keep getting into the weird part of youtube....

  • wtf lmfaoo

  • lol

  • lethal penis measurement man strikes again