Patriarchy

[MultiParasite]

I vote this for the best of 5secondvideos.

[DrScandalous]

Like a G6

[pexpix]

Pause at 0:02.. AS IF IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO THE SKIES WHILE HAVING THOSE SET OF FEMALE BOSOMS NEXT TO ME ON A COUCH... AS IF. just sayin.

[BiggCaZ]

@pexpix No matter how hot a chick is, no matter how good her ass looks in the jeans she's wearing, or how great her boobs look in the low cut shirt she's wearing, out there somewhere, there is a guy sick and tired of her shit.

[DrGuitarGuy]

Got to agree with her on this one, with a woman like that sitting next to you, N64 just becomes irrelevant!

[mrrandomcuber]

NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR!

[dotzlerpsn]

did he just shit his pants

[MrQtheGuitarist]

@dotzlerpsn Nah man, he shit through his pants.

[39maxpowers]

Obviously too much All-Bran!!

[Sovember]

Omfg...why.

[watuhboy]

PATRIARCHY!

[AbdulSawari]

What just happened?

[BearMaster9013]

at first i was like :l "hmm" then i was like :O "LOL POOP!"

[sebMinecraft]

hot

[kingofthisuniverse]

priceless

[lemondragon18]

ok i'm just going to say it ........WHAT THE FLYING FUCK??

[TheVader2]

@lemondragon18

Don't you mean..

*puts on sunglasses*

..the flying shit?

[lemondragon18]

@TheVader2 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[duffman5994]

i was assigned a topic for debate in english class after reading hamlet. my topic was "support the fact that the queen and ophelia are mearly pawns in a patriarchal world". my opponents made their 3 minute argument and then i made mine. this was followed by their 1 minute rebuttal. when it came my time to rebut, i simply turned the computer screen to this video. it went like this: 8 seconds of video, 4 seconds of dead silence, and then 5 minutes of applause and cheering. i won the debate.

[Nixel85]

she's pissed cuz he's not playing Super Nintendo, like a MAN

[NickHiryu]

holy shit.

[BadassPandas]

Their videos take so long to load

[whattheblox]

PATRIARCHY

[gmugrumbach]

Where are you going with this bro???

[Jejking]

Considering where all the shit is coming from, 'd rather call this ANARCHY.

[Anonipus]

So he lost so much weight when he was complaining that his ass doesn't even leave an indentation on the couch?

Huh.

[firepower01]

Sweet N64 controller bro

[magicalmysteryollie]

I think this video is about the people commenting on Olivia's breasts.

[AngelaAaliyah1218]

THE TAGS o_0

[ep75895]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my whole life and I wanted all of you on YouTube, "website number 1," to know that.

[jackganleybrah]

fucking gold. I love you 5secondfilms

[ruffocracia]

press repeatedly 2 and 3

free titsdance

[TheCanadianBaddassJB]

...I don't understand...

[lumpmasta]

Aww shit.

[FSM129]

I unfavorited this video just so I could favorite it again and have it come up as the first thing on my favorites.

[michaeltmptplr]

@FSM129 Yo dawg! We heard you like favorites, so we let you unfavorite your favorites so you can favorite whil you favorite!

[SPA7X]

Like if you- SHUT UP STUPID GIRLFRIEND! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

[homefry360]

im learning about this in ap world history

[akonvict]

You fucking morons really need to take it easy on the *puts on sunglasses* jokes. You idiots don't even know how to do it. It's getting old

[HelixOmer]

the best part about 5 second films is no advertisements



[supersam64]

It's symbolic. The boyfriend is full of shit.

[lolpocalypse]

Looks like he was "doing"

*takes off sunglasses*

is doo-dooing.

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ohh YEAHHH!

[MrSommar25]

whats with all the CSI jokes on like EVERY 5secondfilm video

[silentshadow867]

I wish I could shit-propel myself like a rocket...

[Airickk2021]

it means a form of social organization in which the father is the supreme authority in the family, clan, or tribe and descent is reckoned in the male line, with the children belonging to the father's clan or tribe.

[yalosabia22]

Well after watching this amazing video so many fucking times, I finally noticed the upright bass from "For the Good of the Band" in background.

[spidermonk02]

i guess you can say...

*puts on sunglasses*

... He made a real shit storm

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[WillBlackCat]

A silver N64 controller. Oh the nostalgia.

[deathbyjellybabies]

WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING SUNGLASSES?!?

[TheMightyKawama]

0:06 my new wallpaper

[magicaIpineapple]

what

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

I feel like you guys aren't even trying. Flip flops? Really?

[allstarRB1029]

@TheBigSirMovieHouse go back under your bridge troll

[TheBigSirMovieHouse]

@allstarRB1029 Way to sense sarcasm, All Star Rhythm and Blues!

[sweet58441]

actually theyre only 4 second films, the title scene is 1 sec

[ChaosForYourWorld]

Wait... is he playing an Nintendo 64?

[DomLoverXD]

@ChaosForYourWorld yes he is :)

[DewStem]

He is just mad because he's bike got stolen.

[daeomation]

n64 controller

[jbear0000]

That guy must have eaten too much Taco Bell.

[frankendeed69]

yeah go n64

[madmarine2010]

Fine. I'll take your stupid girlfriend.

[Papoose187]

the head bobbing gets me everytime. It's the perfect pre-poop patriarchal tantrume

[KEYatATL]

5 second films? but this video is 8 seconds longs......

[IBGDriZzy]

@KEYatATL the intro bro

[MrKingroyal]

@KEYatATL

video? yes. intro is 3 secs, 8-3=5, isn't it?

[rionsic]

@KEYatATL 2 sec title 5 sec video 1 sec end text... So the video itself is 5 sec....

[itcomeslikefire45]

@KEYatATL you are why bad things happen in the world.Thanx

[itcomeslikefire45]

@KEYatATL you are why bad things happen.

[BiBy360]

It's unbelievable how good her tits look in any outfit.

[plavins1]

@BiBy360 oh yeah!!

[AGfortheUSA]

0_o Cleavage

[wtfisagoodusername]

NINTENDO 64!!! YEAH

[1Iren2]

Silly woman, he's playing the N64!

[TheSqueezedLemon]

He has the same shirt as the college video :D

Also, he making the Angry Nintendo Nerd fade in the beginning.

[M3lonl0rd]

I think this is the one and only time I actually said, "What the fuck?" To a 5 second film...

[ZakAttack354]

You know your internet is shit when it takes time to load up a 5secondfilms video :/

[leadguitar53]

I was trying to pronounce the title. Then Brian pronounced it for me. Thanks Brian!

[Taj2coolIsBack]

This video is fake, he had dukey coming out while he was wearing pants. I was fooled!

[peytonmanning1288]

@Taj2coolIsBack The shit was so explosive that it ripped straight through his pants. I mean come on...

[Taj2coolIsBack]

@peytonmanning1288

True...

[mariothief]

screw that im mad he abandoned the nintendo 64

[agmdam]

Looks Like That Relationship

*Puts On Sunglasses*

Was Kinda Shitty

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[LTLECLAIR]

she's got a REALLY nice rack. I'd motorboat that shit. I'd motorboat the hell out of it.

[rcon1012]

@LTLECLAIR what video

[Vinilguy]

Best one so far.

[Skettro]

PATRIARCHY!!!!!

[MasterofPuppetz234]

N64!!!!

[Weeveers]

wheres the new 5sf :[

[thoom92]

N64 FTW!

[MexicanxIcexPak]

HES PLAYING THE DAMN N64!!! YES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME EVEN THOUGH IM POSTING IN ALL CAPS

[rebello4610]

Holy Hot Ham & Cheese!

[StomachEarth]

poops.

[Omegahybridx]

This is so dumb, and yet I am laughing.

[Imatrollyay]

... Uh... okaaaaaay...

[LordsOfTheQ]

Press 2 then 3: Diffrent pants!

[blahblahblahblha303]

ahaha..... brian firenzi.

[chrysillo]

if I had a gf like that I'd never tell her to shut up ;D

[Zonkin]

Press 2 for ANNOYANCE

[mmmmarcimarc]

damnnn so nice tits

[poonoo87]

Did I just watch the AVGN in 5 seconds?

[MjrMlfnctn]

CHANGE YOUR SHIRT

[kpitanwoods]

"Making CSI Miami jokes is so fun, I'm gonna be putting on glasses and makig one line comments all the time"

"What? College is gonna be so sweet is the new reference and not CSI jokes?"

*takes off sunglasses* FUCK...MY LIFE I had a lot of CSI jokes, come on!!!

[steampunkerella]

that isn't quite accurate

[Kainlarsen]

@steampunkerella I agree. Need more nitrogen in the fuel/air mix.

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

@PersonMan1288 Deal with it.

[stinkkingstink1]

thumbs up if you watched in 1080p just to do so!

[quickpretendimfunny]

Looks like this relationship...

*takes off sunglasses*

He flew by pooping.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAwait what

[NegiAbhay98]

i see the bass in the background

[4104jake]

Christ YouTube, I'm gone for two seconds and this is what I return to.

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

wow

[thunderdragon51]

That was shitty ending!

[enquivlug]

Hell ya rocking the N64!

[LordSamwich]

OH MY GOD

[EirikGH]

Like if you are the 30.000th viewer!

[absurdrhino]

@EirikGH 30.000? The 30th viewer?

[HerbivoreTree]

N64 FTW!

[magggie1]

yea, girlls DO make guys blast off while shitting their pants.

[boarofspore123]

The AfterMath...

NOW WATCH BUSTER CALL MY EX GIRLFRIEND

Slut!

BUSTER!

WHAT!?

[dranoel1963]

30,000 views :O lol

[kohrak123]

viewer number 30 000, achievment earned!

[EmanuelHaggai]

i'm going to get myself a burrito. when i get back this better be the top comment

[MrWework]

a copy of walk in the woods...

[jsDX11]

She is hot.

[TeamSacrament]

Duh fuck?

[TrollingGarbage]

press 3 4 5 3 4 5

[KungFooFighter90]

@TrollingGarbage Pressing 3 4 5 3 4 5 is gonna be so sweet, something crazy and unexpected is gonna happen!

What, it doesn't do anything?! FUCK PRESSING 3 4 5 3 4 5

[brownyuio]

Now we know what happened after his bike was stolen.

[laxmaster110]

"Relationships are gonna be so sweet, im just gonna hook with my girlfriend all the time"

"What my girlfriends pregnant?!"

*takes off sunglasses* "FUCK RELATIONSHIPS"

[Imatrollyay]

@laxmaster110 I sense a new 5sf running joke... I approve.

[symbiot90]

@laxmaster110 lol that would be hilarious! they should do that!

[SkimaskIdentity]

Looks like

*sunglasses*

He done some shit to reach the sky

[absolutezero1000]

Wut

[HereItGoesAgainNow]

FUCK GIRLFRIEND

[TreyFriend]

omg, I farted RIGHT when he made lift off

[makon89]

WIN!

[soominhan]

LOL

[Zonkin]

N64 controller FTW

[LTwallawalla]

lovely boobs

[Somethingcrappy]

omg the ads have evolved. Now if i watch this more than once the ad pops up. ಠ_ಠ

[Woohness]

How come every single video that that girl is in at least 200 people have to comment "Nice Boobs!"?

[jopomeister]

@Woohness ... Because it's true.

[WindWalker940]

@Woohness because of boobs.. the internet loves boobs and cats.

[NicoNikoND]

killing floor?

[Souldestroy199]

@NicoNikoND YOU MURDERED MY CHILDREN

[flashmate99]

nice boobs.

[redattacker5123]

I lost it the moment he started shitting

[hivonzooo]

I wanna play on her joysticks. If u know what i mean.

[FlyingChink]

I like the way how he said...

"PATRIARCHY!"

[infrafan]

Please be gravy, gravy, gravy.

[Neonman78]

Obviously he's playing Nintendo 64, like all boyfriends do.

[ShadoTheBrainTheif]

N64 WIN!

[OriginalLuke]

Patriarchy, I'ma let you finish, but American Film Institute rates Roseburger as the best 5-second film of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[DAZing23]

Patriarchy!? On Youtube!? What a day to be alive...

*wipes tear away*

[electricgriz]

what? just what?

[Little1know1it1all1]

And as we speak, hundreds of people are now googling what patriarchy means.

[mancreep]

When a woman of that caliber asks you "What are you doing?", the correct answer is "You, hopefully."

[MazinDizer]

he's clearly playing his nintendo 64

[nintendude7cubed]

@MazinDizer thats the first thing i noticed.

[redattacker5123]

that description

[mrmoney512]

her boobs seem... larger then usual

[yuhzt]

tits. that is all

[Enigma1790]

@VirDiligo I suppose they also lost a bunch of college students with College Is Gonna Be So Sweet. Or they lost a lot of Christians with Jesus at the bottom of a bottle? Get over yourself, a 5 second joke video is not the place to be self-righteous.

[veermujdahn]

What a shitty way to fly.