Fallout 3 ad: Fat Man

[HellsJanitor122]

that was hilarious, just hands this gun that bigger them him XD

[ndgh209]

Hey im looking for Fallout 3 AD it was Channel 9 on the site before Fallout New Vegas came.

It was like a broadcast of before the bombs fell.

can anyone find it anymore?

[Sybrakos1]

I take one!

[shootmister]

Where do i enlist so i can try :D

[K1NGTR1N1]

i want the experimental M1RV not the fat man 8 mini nukes are better than 1 :D

[peerse1]

i've always wanted a fat man. then i could get rid of my 99 problems (any kind of apocalypse aint one)

[xx556xx566]

KOOl

[imwithsutpid209]

10 people are bullys that got shot by fat man

[jpcod5]

fucking lucky kid!

[LinkYaman]

10 people dont like mini nukes

[WeepingGuitar99]

@LinkYaman Who the hell doesn't like mini nukes?

[LinkYaman]

@WeepingGuitar99 the dislikers of this video!

[sonson9876]

Fatman: Little boy kit, Get your's Today!

[88vetteguy]

That's funny shit.



[lukethegreat101]

used the christmas snow flakes option and make this a festive video

[BlackAndWhiteScout]

Glad to see the schools exercising the new Zero-Tolerance Policy.

[julieM10210]

:o

Awesome.

[warystatue33]

Nice

[ZvxoiSchieadi]

Awesome.:) A real fatman, I want one! Lol.

[Nyghtking]

I want that prop. Also damn thier government is doesn't give a shit if they offer a nuke launcher to a kid and tell him to kill people wih it.

[CptMole]

Hold 2...

[MrGrimtime]

Fat Man was my birthday gift =}

[MrAVENGER1001]

keep pressing 3 lol

[supermasterfighter1]

so wait this was a non animated commercial and the kid held a weapons stronger than him so can i buy a fatman a pipboy and some mentats (a.k.a. mantits)

[thegreaseball98]

@supermasterfighter1 i think you can actually buy pip boys lol but they cost a shit load.

[Bybrunoxp45]

i want a fat man >.< (weapon)

[Michelle67d]

lol lmao I love it!

[MrMercuryshade]

i find this funny lol

[Utikwawa]

i want that prop :D

[zirrack]

they hand him the most devasteting weapon of all mankind to a 8 year old kid , now that is what i call the luckiest kid in the world :P

[Compert123]

I am so enlisting in the army now. Imagine using fatmans in Alaska. Lulz. 

[alexcr138]

I'll just give you a weapon made for nuclear devastion OK lol

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol at least dont give him the experimental mirv

[DarthChris100]

Hey Jimmy, nice shot! But... Hey, do you hear me? JIMMY?! OH FUCK HE IS DEAD!

[grevious437]

wait.... this was a non-animated commercial, and the kid held a fat man... does that mean I can get one too?

[GamerAddict7796]

@grevious437 They have it in the Bethesda offices!

[TechUnadept]

@grevious437 the closest IRL weapon to the Fatman is the Davy Crockett tactical nuclear rocket launcher. It looks something like a watermellon stuck to an RPG7

[legolord575]

You know it's old when the tech is "Wiz-Bang"

[glenpiper11]

i will always wonder were the bully went

[TalonMercenary]

"our government has bullies too". Correction: - "our government ARE bullies too"

[Fredrik361]

@TalonMercenary "I Don't Need Sex The Gonvernment Fucks Me Everyday" :P

[NutNapalm]

@TalonMercenary Remember, in the fallout timeline, America never progressed beyond McCarthyism, and China never evolved beyond Maoism.

[TalonMercenary]

these ads are great!

[TheGoldf1sh]

id rather have the experimental MIRV

[numb1gxfan]

Funny thing is the Fat Man is actually based on a real weapon that was being developed the US

[SagradaMascarita]

@numb1gxfan omg really!? i didn't know that, you're sooooooooooooooo smart captain obvious -_-

[numb1gxfan]

@SagradaMascarita You do realize most people don't know that info without looking it up right? I'm not trying to be smart , I just think its kool because its actually based on a real prototype weapon.

[thehumangunstore]

so that bullies never bother the us again huh. COUCHvietnamCOUCH

[zifopui]

@thehumangunstore there is a vietnam in your couch sir

[thehumangunstore]

@zifopui wh...what? i do not understand this.

[zifopui]

@thehumangunstore you put couch vietnam couch i like being technical

[thehumangunstore]

@zifopui ok ok

[zifopui]

@thehumangunstore thank you, most people yell at me

[thehumangunstore]

@zifopui well not every situation calls for yelling or anger. someone needs to teach people those who anger you control you

[Lovelessloser123]

@thehumangunstore *north korea

[thehumangunstore]

@Lovelessloser123 im in canada but nevermind

[Jontsen12]

That's sick

[00Helix00]

I would enlist in the army if they had these things.

[wolf7046]

i want the fatman mirv edition :D

limited edition only in the national guard dep. more closest

[MrXxsnipesXx]

dear santa.....

[doarner]

There was always a Jimmy for every 40's to 70's commercial and documentary, even the national security ones.

[FatManEatYou]

THE FAT MAN tactical nuclear catapult

xD ROLFMAO!!!!

[ummhmmlies]

@mrorville1 well, i was half right, mostly because you were wrong lol. dont know mych about fallout 1 and 2

[coolbeastlyoreo]

omg1 kid blew him self up xD

[dzs145a6]

9 people are bullies that got fat-manned

[machetekid07]

Someone's been a good boy this year...

[ummhmmlies]

@mrorville1 the folks at BETHESDA and BLACK ISLE you mean?

[mrmaster117]

@mrorville1 Yeah, but funny thing is, in Fallout's timeline, the Soviet Union never dissolved, so ti still exists lol

[leon05551]

JESUS CHRIST! xD

[SnowfurVodka]

Gee mister!

[ThePainkiller85705]

If this was a real ad in the '50s, I would be like WAT.

[presidentbrian1]

Tired of having to launch your nuclear bombs with an ICBM? HI Billy Mays here with the Fatman tactical nuclear catapult!

[Bishop5466]

sign me up i wanna demo that beauty

[MasterChief07]

My nephew was screwing around telling his dad what he wants for christmas, and he said a fatman which made me laugh my ass off until I found out he what he meant, now I want one to.............

[NinjaBeatle]

Dear, Santa

[RadioZombieX]

looks its butch

[TaliXantis]

I would wait for the MIRV to go on sale!

[ninjamoding]

@TaliXantis I ALREADY BOUGHT IT :P

[KingRaven101]

@TaliXantis I would travel to the four corners of the Wasteland on a quest to track down the access code to an armoury, then break into said armoury and get one before they go on sale!

[Illikeeggs]

Mum=No son u either get the fat man or the hunting rifle.

Son= but mum he gets both

[twentyfoursevenmix]

mommy i want that toy!

[Disco32er]

I wish I played Fallout 3 before NV, because I found the fat man in NV and thought it was a secret weapon :P

[WatchOutBR]

I wanna get my hands at the model of the fat man they used!

[ThingsInc]

Dear Santa.......

[ShallShaLilcookies]

Wish I could do this to my older brother... Loljk... I wish...

[magmablood2]

Careful there sport!

*Blows up the school*

[Trevin444]

dude fallout ads are awsome!

[DangerousRetard3]

Boy, am I jealous at that little kid, I wish I had a Fatman to nuke my neighbors! (I hate them so bad!)

[TheSeregi]

I took my fatman from a guy dead in front of radio galaxy, when the behemoth came i fucked his head with a nuke.

[LordAztahoth]

Careful there, sport!!

*BOOM*

pwn3d

[KORuthless]

Butcher Pete has nothing on that Fat Man!

[marca733]

that kid will die very quickly with that thing

[hastesworld]

fallout 3 ads are the worst ads ever, but the game its the best one ever.

LOLWUT?

[2fast4theWin]

@hastesworld those ads are Amazing dood! :DDD

[Masswesker2]

@hastesworld 2 words, nuke jump: Like a rocket jump but with 50% more dismemberment and death

[99batran]

wait how can you kill people whens its illegal? plus is it more extreme for kids?

thumbs up if you think robbers might use that in the future

[AttackAttack62]

I'd buy it :)

[TufGuftingson]

Bully: Gimme Your Money Bioch

LittleKid: Fuck You *grabs FatMan*

Bully: What The Hell?

BOOOOOOOOM

[MrMendezy]

...Poor bullies

[Jonnywiseguy]

Tonights news: 8 people are dead because of a new Invention that the people of U.S.G.W.D.F.A.T (United States Government Weapons Department And Testing) gave a 10 year old a Fat-Man.

god save us all..............

[landofconfusionfan]

@Jonnywiseguy it's okay they only gave him one mini nuke. We all know how flipping hard it is to get these things so we don't have to worry about another attack.

[sovietspetsnatz100]

DONT DO IT JIMMY'S WITH AL QUAEDA !

[cynder167]

Dude, not even my BROTHER would trust me with that!

[madnesscombatman]

Will it blend?

[CpsLock3]

@madnesscombatman *Grabs cat* Let's find out. :D

[SuperCorndog12]

WHAT? He can hold up and shoot a fat man. It weighs 30 pounds. -_- :p

[slicey1000]

omg i want that gun

[slicey1000]

omg i want that gun

[JakesterVideo]

They must want him to blow himself up.

[Pedr6500]

Ralfy: i wanna fatman with a custom little boy kit V.A.T.S. adapter and a compose on the side with a thing to tell time with

santa: You'll nuke your eye out kid HO HO HO (kicks him)

[BarelyAmerican]

Peter: Where are all your friends Quagmire?

Quagmire: They're all outside playing fallout...

Peter: Why arent you playing with them?

Quagmire: I don't have a fatman.

Peter: Well look what I have here! *pulls out fatman*

Quagmire: Aw really, for me? No foolin?

Peter: Nah its mine.

[TheBlackmesastudios1]

@BarelyAmerican lawl 

[Asianinvasion1337]

@BarelyAmerican LoL peter is a fatman

[madara1024]

@BarelyAmerican N00B

[srgtflowers]

MOM: Be careful or you'll shoot your eye out... or blow up the fucking house

JIMMY: Aww Mom

[Nomis095]

one month with a screwdriver and a butt load of scrap metal and I've got a legit fatman replica that shoots footballs. I feel badass!

[NewPhear]

Huh.... Little kid with a fat man.... seems like an awesome combination... WHERES MINE

[EbolaZidane]

Whiz-bang needs to come back into popular vernacular.

[loquenderoBT]

I'm gonna enlist to the army today haha

[jennifay74]

i dont want to see this kid with the experimental merv...

[phoaster]

is it avalible in Walmart?

[bonumfatum457]

Is this weapon based on the davy crockett rifle?

[mdo7]

@bonumfatum457 Yeah that's what it looks like, please remember the Fallout universe is a alternate timeline from our so something didn't follow what happen in time, so the Fatman weapon here could be Fallout equivalent of the Davy Crockett tactical weapon.

[commander634]

wow that kid is strong if he can carry a 30kg fatman that easily

[WatchOutBR]

i want to get the prop that they made for this "ad ad"

[GeekStinkBreath737]

i dont understand that fallouts supposed to be the future but it looks like the 60s

[Gargiuloth2]

@GeekStinkBreath737: You're dumb... Fallout shows how the future could have been like if the world (and especially the USA) never got over the Atomic Era, and ended up in a nuclear conflict.

[GeekStinkBreath737]

@Gargiuloth2 well asshole it was a question no need to fucking insult me dick

[xMrGunZ]

@Gargiuloth2 He's right, the atomic war in Fallout didn't happen until 2077, so why is it that only old style footage and clothing exist in the time frame 200 years after the war? Before you call people dumb, know a few things first. :)

[Gargiuloth2]

@xMrGunZ: Yeah, it's 2077, but it's not the 2077 we'll be living... It's another 2077, in which the "1950s" Cold War mentality and "style" hasn't faded and instead it has grown and has broken out in a nuclear thunderstorm ;)

Sorry if my English isn't good, I'm Italian ;)

[xMrGunZ]

@Gargiuloth2 Well I never thought of it that way.. nice :)

[Gargiuloth2]

@xMrGunZ: Sorry if i've been cocky, but it just seemed obvious to me, peace ;)

[speznazporkchop]

@Gargiuloth2 dude your fine stop apollogising agg see ya spell better than a yank

[ZombieKillzoneOps]

do they have a hydrogen model too?

[mrIhaveamuffin]

I saw the title, played the video, and saw the kid getting bullied. I had a feeling it would get interesting. I was a little disappointed though.

[beblicious4you]

Is this legal?

[american12391]

hey guys check out what the big voice gave me! wanna test it out on the princapal?:)

[UdallIn72]

What's the point of the fins on the bombshell, though?

Like, if it's just catapult-launched, couldn't they go with some other shape?

[zDeViL09]

Thats bull! I had to go through hell to get my fatman launcher in fallout3 and it just appears in his hands! STFU!!!

[blackopszombie1]

Hey guys, lets go pick on Ji... WOW what the heck does h.. BOOM!!!

[EndofDays213]

I want it! Sick ass idc if it doesn't work lol

[deonflowers]

i want a fatman nuke catapulte

[free123g]

lol that was funny

[MegaMrdeadly]

Mommy can I have that fat man for my birthday

[DHROFFICIAL]

@jndification right?

[MsIwuvmusic]

he gets a fatman and all you get is a stupid bibi gun

[MrHongKongBuffet]

BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVAR!!!!!!

[Jarhead1989gnx]

dear santa...

[bridgetalaine7]

@Jarhead1989gnx You better specify, or else Santa might show up under your Christmas tree. (haha...get it...fat man...santa's supposed to be fat...joke)

[Jarhead1989gnx]

@bridgetalaine7 omg...

[bridgetalaine7]

@Jarhead1989gnx are you omg'ing to the fact that I just blew your mind with that amazing joke or because that was really stupid? hahaha

[Jarhead1989gnx]

@bridgetalaine7 or even both... 

[bridgetalaine7]

@Jarhead1989gnx :)

[edwilsons]

Dude: careful there boy!

*explodes all the school*

[DecrepitRocket]

I want one.

[vTHExUNKNOWENv]

Poor kidd.

[daemonral]

8 people are commies

[luislopez509]

for only $49.99 you can buy your own experimental mirv fat man and unleash hell at you nieghborhood bully  BUY NOW

[zanuha]

The awesome part is, they probably built a real Fat Man for this ad.

[NinjaAssassin336]

It's Butch!

[SantuXD6]

god, imagine this commercial with... BILLY MAYS!

[villari23]

@SantuXD6 Only $19.95!

[SantuXD6]

@villari23 Call now and receive 2 Fat-men for the price of one, complete with 8 Mini nukes FREE!

[thriller415]

@SantuXD6 it would br cool if he was still alive :(

[supermanny1987]

@SantuXD6 Billy Mays Here With All New Tactical Nuclear Catapult Or As I Call It The Fat Man :D!!!!!!!

[Archuleta55]

@SantuXD6

Hi Billy Mays Here with the Fat Man XD

[SantuXD6]

@Archuleta55 THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL SUPERMUTANTS, FOR ONLY $19.95!

[tstanator]

How could a 10 year old hold a 30 (nuke probably weighs 10, so 40) pound weapon? Also, I'm buying property in Anchorage, and hoping I live till 2076!

[metroid09]

@tstanator A model, most likeley.

[justbecause980]

Oh yes a good lesson to teach kids. . . if you ever get picked on just pull out a fat-man mini nuke launcher and unleash HELL. . . and when in doubt take out a experimental MIRV and rain armageddon on the whole neighborhood. . . all this can be yours for 3 easy payments of $10.99

[lopo790]

I am going to demo one today........... :P hope my bullys will end....

[Henixify]

Dude, that thing was 30 pounds...

Why can a 7 year old pick it up like a piece of plywood??

[SiriusXAim]

@Henixify But he let it drop a few seconds after. That's why there's this flash !

[mrslig100]

and thats how the WTF bomb was developed

[kabluwi]

And for being attacked by gangs, use the MIRV edition :D

[ericiscool69]

whoooo thanks mister  no be careful jimmy

[emjcohen]

I love how intentionally corny this commercial is, but I'm SOOO glad that it's not the 50s anymore...

[Lordofdragons16]

Fat Man and Little Boy were the codenames of th nukes the US dropped on Japan,

Hmm...

[99999guigui]

XDDDD Epic !

[killertarakava]

i wish i was jimmy D:

[snixpa]

I bet after the kid leaves,the kid falls down and the fatman explodes.The End,

[cptnsquires]

lets go pick on jimmy-BOOOOOOOM!!!!!-WHAT THE HELL WUZ DAT OH NOEEE-BOOOOOOOM!!!!!----- jimmy: >:]