Dane cook horror movies

[asudemmedusa]

Killer: Have you checked the children?

Me: Oh good idea. Could you make sure they went to bed?

Killer: What?

Me: Yah, I forgot to make sure they were in bed. I will be back around 10 and then you can go and if the parents call just text me and i will take care of it from the party! Bye!

Killer: Ok.....

[MAGIKBOTTLEOFBRISK]

Chinese guy: hewrow?

Stranger: have you checked the children?

Chinese Guy: no ry?

Stranger: well you should cause-

Chinese guy: rut tee hewrl are you doing in hrrr pong! Gert back In tee shawp!!

[TheNextMrsElric]

Stranger: Have you checked..... the children?

Me: Yeah, they're almost golden brown. Want one?

Strander: O_e'' No thanks I'm good..... *click*

[lumimobb]

Stranger: Have you checked the children???

Me: Say that again

Stranger: Have you chhheckkkked the children

Me: Say it again

Stranger: Your getting me mad

Me: oh yeah baby get mad im almost done

Stranger: what??

Me: oooooh shit yeah come on....your voice is so hot..nut nut nut...with that voice we can make some children bebe..

[Awsome7Girl]

i watched this when i was 7 i woudnt pick up the phone for 2 years

[Pow3rful1]

Me- I killed the children!!! And yours are next!

Stranger- Haha. I have no children.

Me- Then your girlfriend!

Stranger- Uhh ya. None of those either.

Me- Well get one, you low life ******* piece of useless **** lying in a pile of yourself and licking **** 'cuz you wish you had one.

Stranger- :O

[julimag101]

Stranger: Have you checked ...... The children ?

Me: No , I check my basment in a few ;)

[TeamNuclear2011]

Stranger: have you checked the children?..

Me: no ill check...there in my digestive system.

Stanger: 

[greatcatbeauty]

Stranger: "have you checked the children?"

me: "god dammit BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i said NO COOKIES!"

[FabulousKillJoy1864]

Stranger: Have you checked...the children?

Me: The ones in the basement or the ones in the attic?

Stranger: ....... *click*

[MsTheFang]

im gonna soo call my friends and be like

have u checked the children and when they see its me they will do the same

[thepie795]

stranger: have you checked the children?

me:yeah there not golden brown yet.

starnger: :O

[girlgirl37able]

Me:Yes? Stranger:Have you checked.. the children? Me:.. is this the cops O_O Stranger:-normal voice- What..? no.. O_O Me:Pizza man? Stranger:No.. Me:If your not the pizza man then i don't care >:l Stranger:Fine im the pizza man >:l Me:oh really now..what was my order? Stranger:Cheese pizza? Me:WRONG i ordered chicken wings =3 Stranger:You said PIZZA man >:l Me:I never said that Stranger:Fuck this! -hangs up- Me:What about my chicken wings :< -doorbell rings- Me:YES!

[sroboi]

Stranger: Have you checked the childeren?

Me: I have no childeren

Stranger: ... Have you checked the fridge?

Me: No why? O_O

Stranger: You're out of eggs...

Me: nooooooooooooooo!!!

[videogamesrule124]

stranger: have you checked the children

me; umm no why

stranger: i want to take them

me: ummm i cant check them cause they are on the moon having lreackfast dreack fast brunch lunch linner binner dinner and crounges with a dinosuar hurtialing towrd the sun and them he's going to the the kelogs bran s..t in his astronaut helmet whille being shot by aliens so no i have not check is:)

stranget;*hangs up*

[soccergirlbri13]

omygod these 'have you checked the children' jokes are getting old and more pathetic as we go along :/

[thelashondawilliams]

Fuck the children

[davidalloy94]

stranger: have you checked.....the children?

me: yep, they're already buried so there's no need to worry

[OhDollz]

I KILLED THEM !!

[stefmarie18]

Stranger: Have you checked....the children

Me: Yeah, don't worry. I made sure to give them the proper eating utensils while they play with the toaster.

[girlgirl37able]

Me:Yes? Stranger:Have you checked.. the children? Me:.. is this the cops O_O Stranger:-normal voice- What..? no.. O_O Me:Pizza man? Stranger:No.. Me:If your not the pizza man then i don't care >:l Stranger:Fine im the pizza man >:l Me:oh really now..what was my order? Stranger:Cheese pizza? Me:WRONG i ordered chicken wings =3 Stranger:You said PIZZA man >:l Me:I never said that Stranger:Fuck this! -hangs up- Me:What about my chicken wings :< -doorbell rings- Me:YES!

[mstran29]

@j0rd4nluvsssu ur fucking hilarious

[alvarothagreat]

I think what the stranger wanted was that she checked the chicken

[1kokokala10]

Me:Hello?

Stranger:Have you checked..the children?

Me:Who is this?

Stranger:A rapist

Me:Oh, Can you come rape me?:D

Stranger:*hangs up* o_o

Me:Hah works every time X3

[bigdaddyj199]

@1kokokala10 yeah thats how ya do it :D

[hardy502]

press 2

[15taileddemonwolfIta]

Creeper: Have checked the children?

Me: HOLY FUCK! I have CHILDREN?!......I'M ONLY 16!!!! T.T

[kaukze]

stranger; have you check the children

me;i killed the children

stranger;what

me;hambuger

stranger; wtf

me; can u pick up my pizza for me

stranger; wtf is wrong with you !!!????

me: IM NOT THE BABY RAPIST NOW AM I

[Moonspirit1x2x3]

Stranger: have you checked the children?

Me: Yeah, theyre not golden brown yet.

[lindz12604]

Tht would throw the creep off "i killed thm!"

[YoshidaKinshi]

Killer:Have you checked the children?

Me: What children...

Killer: I...wait...uh

Me: Are you new to this area? The area codes (911).

Killer: Oh, thank you mam, have a nice night.

Me: You too.

[Ruckusrocket]

Stranger: Have you checked... the children?

Me: Yeah misses jonhson their doing just fine.

Stranger: wait wut? no, im not misses johnson

Me: oh im sorry mister johnson this phone really sound wierd sometimes.

Stranger: wut no im not one of the parents!

Me: OOOOOOOOH

Stranger: yeah see.

Me: SO U MUST BE THIER COUSIN!!!

Stranger: fk this *hangs up*

[DJAPK]

stfu with your dumb versions of checking children

[messed2552]

@j0rd4nluvsssu thats speachless but that will get him to stop callin lol

[XxSkittlesthelettexX]

Stranger:*creepy voice*have u checked the childern?

Me:why the fuck should I?

Stranger:cause I said so

Me:so u ain't my daddy

Stranger:JUST CHECK THE FUCKING CHILDREN!!!

Me:U CHECK THE FUCKING CHILRDEN!!!*click*

[id493337]

Man: have you checked the children

Me: No, can you check them for me?

Man: well you bett... wait wut?

Me: I SAID CHECK THE FING CHILDREN BEFORE I FIND YOU AND CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!!! -hangs up-

Man: wtf -.-

[totesme14]

"Have you checked the children?"

[0wolfer0]

stranger:Have you checked...the children?

me:they are killing your child hood teacher...

[Shinjite1754]

Stranger on Phone: HAVE YOU CHECK THE CHILDRENNNNNNNNNNN?

Me: Oh right, there still in the oven. Thanks dude.

[StrikeForce141]

he does look like #4

[Mileyfan17034]

have you checked... the children...?

I killed them...!

lol I laughed so hard

[scascio1100]

my grandpa did tht to my mom the same day she saw tht movie and its funny cuz she was babysitting

[ZpG1996]

Stranger "have you checked the children?'

Babysitter "not really no yea no *hang up*"

Stranger "wtf?"

[iiPurpleMango]

"have you checked......the children?"

"i killed them."

[XxNightLeafxX]

OH F*** THE CHILDREN! MY SHIFT IF OFFICIALLY OVER!!

[MegaPeanutbutter13]

"you know if that were me i would have been like 'f*** the children'"

[imamquazi]

"Have you checked the children?"

"Thank you I almost forgot to take them out of the oven."

[imamquazi]

"Have you checked the children?"

"Thank you I almost forgot to take them out of the oven

[fifo816]

"Have you checked the children? >:)"

"I had an abortion."

"..."

[RemyAndErica]

hahahahha 1: 11 "Have you checked.... the childen?"

"I killed them."

[rustaylor66]

i've seen that and i'm 11 it isn't even scary

[littelmisshorrer]

staranger:have u checked the ......children...... me:um....ye..s stranger:have u checked the children me:um.... starnger:im comin to get you me:oh....ok by the way u might want to clean up after me starnger:what? me:.......... starnger:have u checked the childen.... me: NO HAVENT U HEARD OR LEARNT BY NOW I KILLED THERE ASSES stranger:omg why me: u started it

[KitsuneLover99]

68 people where eaten by jaws in their bathtubs

[1chasegamer]

1:12 -1:22 The eye colors changed

[510bigmike209]

@1chasegamer yeah its supposed to look creepy like the caller's eyes

[shadowkissedfreak]

67 people have no sense of humor

[countrygirl1462]

@EpicNuddles yea i used to watch that show he does look like numbah 4 it always bugged me cuz they say numbah instead of number

[IseenFunnier]

Creeper: "Have you checked...the children?"

Me: (creeper's voice) "I don't have children."

[guruguru687]

@IseenFunnier you mean "SSSSSSSSSSS"

[IseenFunnier]

@guruguru687 Ok so I'm gonna educate you :) children is plural so i don't need to put a "S" at the end. Thanks you tryinnnggg

[guruguru687]

@IseenFunnier you clearly don't know what a creeper is. allow ME to educate you. theres an enemy called a creeper in the game minecraft that goes "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" before exploding. thanks for trying to sound like a smart ass and ending up sounding like a complete idiot.

[IseenFunnier]

@guruguru687 lmao my apologies haha

[guruguru687]

@IseenFunnier np mate XD

[Itskylielila]

umm Wrong number 

[GAMEZxGRINDCOREFTW]

have u checked the children i just raped them..

[GregShow10]

have checked the children i killed them!

[6oobs]

i would answer wait untill he says have you checked the children and i would answer with SEVEN DAYS

[dottiedots221]

I killed them! XD

[cynder167]

Guy: Have you checked...the children?

Me: Have you checked your fridge?

[lilyrose2244]

heres what i would do

killer : have you checked....the children?

me : Hell no i dont give a sh** about them i stole their parents wallets.

killer : damn o_O

me : Oh look Justin bieber is behind you!

killer : - turns around and dies as sees justin's face.

me : takes off mask - gets them every time HAHAHA - real justin shows up and I die.

[maddog2467]

Sorry ment super not siper

[maddog2467]

@TheSiperdude827

Hell ya to that he doesn't need to say that

[SonicXFanRaegan]

that babysitter is a bad influence on that kid 1:02 

[AlbiMcDz]

"have you checked....the children?"

"yeah, i killed them."

[Gliches507]

600,000th viewer

[TheSuperdude827]

@iloveadeafboy17 you are a freaken pervert

[mikey89928]

heres me in that situatoin

killer:have you checked the children

me:have you ever thought that i actually gave a fuck bout them

killer: what

me:im aready paid dumbass kill the children i dont give a fuck and ps turn around

killer:turns around WHAT?! no ones here

me: no shit sherlock i did that as a distraction to dive away oh yeah turn around again

killer: i aint fallen for it

me: suite yourself *hits killer with car haha what a fuking dumbass!

[mikey89928]

heres me in that situatoin

killer:have you checked the children

me:have you ever thought that i actually gave a fuck bout them

killer: what

me:im aready paid dumbass kill the children i dont give a fuck and ps turn around

killer:turns around WHAT?! no ones here

me: no shit sherlock i did that as a distraction to dive away oh yeah turn around again

killer: i aint fallen for it

me: suite yourself *hits killer with car haha what a fucking dumbass!

[MrWarfare57]

"Fuck the children"

[tayahyman1]

stranger "have u checked the children?"

me "naw im working on trying to kill the person calling me"

stranger "wat"

me "have u checked behind u"

stranger turns around shot gun bam bam hes dead

[iloveadeafboy17]

0:15 Why does he have a boner?

[naruino123]

thats creepy.XD

[inuyashafan1324]

dude the end with the killied them part her eyes had a tard moment they went from blue to green like freddy crougers in the video

[roflkids101]

"Quote that has nothing to do with the video"

[tonyzaJimbob]

creeper :" have u checked the children

me:"i killed them " xD thats FUNNY!!

[deadman163441]

When I was little I thought a cobra would come out of the drain when I took a shower

[zeitgeistermann]

The girl's eyes were blue in one frame and then green in the next o.O But awesome vid, it made me laugh so hard xD

[JustEv123]

creeper: have you checked the children............ whisper voice baby sitter: have you checked your zipper

[fangrrlofnigahiga]

the children.... the children.. i killed them! haha i love that part

[SingOutToOurWorld]

stranger: have you checked the chirldren?

me: hello this is mcdonalds may i take your order?

[insanejamesTV]

have you checked the children (me holy cr*p I left them at disney land)

[crystal41772]

Starnger:Have you checked the children?

Me: ya Laurn is drowning and Robert is be electrocuted

Stranger: .......

Me:Where are you I need to see if my sniper rifle works.

Stranger: O.O - runs away screaming -

My thoughts: hahaha sucker i dont have a sniper and the children are asleep he was a retard

[abnormalforlife]

i kidnaped jaws cousin air jaws hes in my mail box

[7steamedcarrots7]

65 ppl got attacked by Jaws in the bath tub

[HopeLess1212]

creeper: have you checked...the children?

me: do you need some cough medicine or something? 

[austin8424]

What I would do:

Creeper:have u checked the children

Me:yes multiple times now stop calling me you pervert!!

[ChocolateRainStorm]

1:12 to 1:22 her eyes turn from blue to green????

[snakeanium]

@ChocolateRainStorm I think that was to show the creepiness of the girl when she said it. because they are the same color eyes as that Phone Creeper. Either its this explanation, or the maker of this video forgot the color.

[ChocolateRainStorm]

@snakeanium yea i think your right

[ComputerH4xorz]

What i would do:

Creeper: Have you checked the chil-

Me: Thank you for calling Domino's, may I take your order?

[SHORTYGIRABLE]

WOW do you not know how many days are in October?

[roxas0011]

@peaceeluuver108 ists called Halloween buddy

[peaceeluuver108]

Wtf is there even a october 31???

[snakeanium]

Creeper: "Have you checked... The children"

*sounds of crying and smacking and slashing, then silence*

Me: "yeah, why?"

Creeper: "What the Vape is going on over there?"

*heavy breathing from the other side*

"The children very very naughty ones indeed, so daddy had to punish them the only way he knows how."

*silence as the Creeper calls 911*

[ShootingStarz990]

indiana jones is a creeper?

[TheBigmackjackable]

Woah, anybody else realize this was posted on October 31?

[Lilactressxx76]

"Have you checked the children"???

"Nah I've been too busy fucking ur motha".

[BLAKxRAYN]

"Have you checked...THE CHILDREN?"

"Nah, would you mind doing that for me?"

[NCISfan083]

"Have you checked the children?"

"I killed them!"

lmao hahahahahaha

[terrmedia]

i killed them.... XD

[happypeppy10]

guy: have you checked.....the children?

me: no :hangs up:

[Psychoguy99]

Creeper: "Have you checked... the children?"

Me: "What children? IM THE FUCKING CHILD, RETARD!"

[ridercentury123]

Creeper: "Have you checked...the children?"

Me: "Yeah, I feed them to the dogs"



[123ilovejustinbieber]

Bhahaha have you.......checked.... The children? I killed them(: hahahaha

[Insomniacwithnolife]

In this day and age, people would actually call the killer BACK and prank him, just to piss him off. At least, that's what I would do XD

[tonymlg91]

@Insomniacwithnolife ur so tough =]

[TheSuperCrazy1]

good animation man ! (= And I LOVE DANE COOK

[mestarilapsi]

"Have you checked... the children?"

"I killed them."

[dancinchic1996]

lmfao xD

i love the movie When A Stranger Calls (:

"I KILLED THEM"

[basketballSTAR107]

The last "HAVE YOU CHECKED.... THE CHILDERN???" is the best one!! LOL

[darkfairyhauntsu]

did you check... the children... I KILLED THEM hahaha!

[MissOgunro]

the animations were AWESOME! lol

[Brightfire234]

have you checked......the children

WHY THE ****** DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? THIS KIDS ARE MY ******ING RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!! CALL AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOU!

[tonymlg91]

@Brightfire234 you mean fuck ? and fucking ? its ok to curse mommy wont see pussy =]

[EpicNuddles]

That kid in 1:10 look like number 4 from the kids next door :O

[lilyrose2244]

@EpicNuddles omg he did O_O

[babybear299193]

@EpicNuddles actually there not next door they are in the house!!!!

[EpicNuddles]

@babybear299193 ... No, you know KND? Kid's Next Door. It was a cartoon the used to give on Cartoon Network before they stopped giving cartoons completely? It's about Kid's that live in a super-tree-house and are a part of a club with like 100000 kids in it? They fight fat-cat-hoarding ladies and other stuff I can't remember....

[pokecrazygal]

@EpicNuddles omg it does! but numbuh 4 would be happy she was leaving. Not cry

[isbilensinbil]

@EpicNuddles what do you mean "number 4"?

[EpicNuddles]

@isbilensinbil You know the Kids Next Door? Some show they used to give on Cartoon Network. You can Google him xD 'KND Number 4'

[GymnasticsCheer]

Oh yea i say the ring like a month ago it was perty good =] im not scared easily tho haha im goin to see paranormal 2 on halloweeeenn!!!!!!! XD

[Sonic10121]

"Have you checked......the children?"

Jigsaw: What about your children?

O_O Nevermind, wrong number....

[TheMiipmiip]

ok wtfthe girl looks like a spitter and its the worst stick piviot ever

[Perceus995]

"Have you checked....THE CHILDREN?"

"BITCH PLEASE I AIN'T GOT NO CHILDREN."

[mrmn8honeybee]

Props to the guy who animated this one. wicked good job.

[InvaderRek]

Why does the guy look just like my neighbor...? :[

[travistravisjeremiah]

have you checked the children shutup barock yes i have dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ripesme08]

HAHAHA.

[SIRKIRBY111]

Whart are the name on the " Have You Checked The CHILDREN.? " ????

[seekdestroy1121]

i saw it to and i couldent take a bath

[lmaocats101]

Creepy dude: Have you checked.......THE CHILDREN??

Me: Uh, no, let me--(Turns around.) Uh, yeah, there doing horrible....I think it's the poison I fed them.

[SeaThrewTheKnight]

Creeper: "Have you checked...the children?"

Me: "Yeah, they're not golden brown yet."

[dienpa]

@SeaThrewTheKnight Hahahaha

[word160]

f*** the children. my shifts officially over

[mariokidd319]

Dang, @garapa is a god damn awesome drawer!

[hiphopperyo]

omfg hahahahah omg "i killed then" omfg hahahahahahaha

[gameman1233]

i watched the preveiw for when a stranger calls its scary

[LastOfAkatsuki]

i killed them

[erinthebrownie]

@mrhockeydude2000 Thank you for calling dominos, how may i help u?

[yemeniant1]

i saw "the ring" like 5 years ago and im still scared.

[OAmericanGreeting]

@yemeniant1 Lmao. i thought i was the only one :(

[deeaichihimefan]

@yemeniant1 welcome to the club, LOL, you gotta admit it's an awesome horror movie :D

[NemonicLee]

@Bloodyblade3

Ha ha ha ha!! XD

[namelessrocker12]

A BATH! A BAATH!

[fyoraroxsox]

HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN???

[Sleipnir101]

I did that to my aunt and uncle and I call them and I said "Have you check the children?" and they would go like "No why?" and then I said "I kill them." it was funny me and my family did that,it was funny.

[LogicsOfFear]

well you cant say you killed the children because hes in the house and in the room where he killed the children!

[airsoft0071]

I would just track the phone and slit his neck wide open

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

@airsoft0071 Sweeney Todd style!

[slh86]

Anyone noticed that the baby sitter has blue eyes and in the last drawing she has green eyes ? xD WTF xD

[ClairemontStable]

My boyfreind pulled this off on me with *67 and I said exactly that. I laughed so hard when he screamed.

[fishworshipper]

@ClairemontStable WIN

[ClairemontStable]

@fishworshipper Why thank you xD

[llag23]

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[PurpleCowsDance22]

I would have said to the guy

"eat my shorts" and hang up

[mrfoozy47]

anyone notice the chick has a cameltoe

[rickton100]

say "i killed them" because he won't bother anymore. ;)

[Dancefloorbabydoll]

"I killed them!" HAHA!

[rockerboy3888]

hav u checked the children? no i killed them!