My reaction to Jarate.

[madman101ish]

buliding an umbrella, spies are gunna need it... ... ... let me put a few holes in it first >:)

[FireFlames56]

361 people are Spys

[Pokegod602]

Jarate Rain... Some stay dry while other feel the dismay (best I could come up with...)

[ToastedSandviches]

sydney sleeper=piss rifle XD

[KiddyCorky]

Jarate. Best way to grief people so bad that they will ban you.

[bestdudeever765]

first i was like EEEEWWWW but then i said PISS ON PEOPLE!

[ff7cocaine]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah...

[metroidsax1]

RUBBISH!

[nico641]

It costs 400,000 dollars to not make a meet the heavy reference, for 12 seconds.

[spartan11111118]

Peice of Piss :D

[doofalo]

why did sniper pay 5:00 for a jar of piss

it cant be that hard to make

[NtropyPyroductions]

@doofalo Jarate pills, and pain meds. The pills triple the size of your kidneys, and the meds make it so you don't feel your organs shutting down! Saxton Hale is a mad genius indeed.

[tritonus411]

@doofalo Actually I believe the five bucks pays for two things: The jar itself, and a bottle of water to produce the urine.

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@tritonus411 Actually, according to the comic, Saxton Hale gave him something to enlarge his kidneys.

[tritonus411]

@SunTzuSaidFight Hm, interesting. Was it like a 50 gallon bottle of Jack Daniels, that'd probably do the trick. lol

[Theanimeisaspy]

$5 for a jar you piss in really?

COUNT ME IN!

[OriganalPie]

@PacifistKiwi With Saxton Hale's Jarate Kidney pills! Doubleing the size of your kidneys since Saxton Hale kicked a chair across a room.

[piepeep90]

Why the fuck is he wheezing so much?!

[PacifistKiwi]

Why does the sniper has to take a piss every 20 seconds??

[SuperHappyRobertTime]

HOLY SHIT TRUE STORY

I PEED IN A JAR ONCE AND THREW IT AT A GUY AND HE GOT COVERED WITH PISS AND HE HAD TO GO TO THERAPY FOR 2 YEARS

IF YOU DONT COPY AND PASTE SNIPER WILL THROW JARATE AT YOU

[Rotneybot]

@SuperHappyRobertTime You sir, are a dumbass with your rumors

[alpha19602]

.... he finally found a use for those piss jars he stacks in his truck

[javakaty]

iMGamer lol nice

[chandlerj333]

shoulda said "piss" halfway through and kept him laughing after

[TheChaoticGood]

Vintage Jarate. Old Piss. 'Nuff said.

[UberFlippy]

KUNG POO

DEALS FULL CRITS

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@UberFlippy I wouldn't be surprised if Valve actually came up with that.

[mademan912]

So basically, at first you were (:O, but then you were xD!

[sonikku70]

At first I was all like D: but then I was all like :D

[GummyBrains]

how the hell does this have so many dislikes. 

[flyboy248]

my reaction:*grabs a jar*

[DANKIDYD]

The sniper has to camp in one spot day after day, where do you think he gets all this liquid karate?

[gmanleader0]

first i was like =| and now then i was like -_-

[TenThousandStrikes]

I don't think its surprising to get jars of piss from the supply locker because you guys have a doctor on the team. He takes care of you with <3.

[splitheaven]

jarate + Tribalman's Shiv = pwnage

[mario1562]

do you actually have to pay 5.00 for jarate or is that a joke

[TheEranster]

@mario1562

It's serious. You also need to pay 400 thousand dollars for every 12 seconds you use the minigun.

[YoshiKing911]

@mario1562 not on pc at least

[WarioMan350]

Thank you New Zealand

[senorcaradeperro]

@WarioMan350 New Zealand?

[Adamdre]

JARATE! JAR-BASED KARATE!

[umean123]

my first reaction whas using the bonk killtaunt on a sniper lol

[PGHolmes]

its perfect

[Foxxie0kun]

First Jarate, then Boomer Bile, what's next, Tank Blood, Smoker Phlegm, or even Spitter Acid? Seriously, Valve has started a trend with the bodily functions in jars bit...

[plankton22]

@Foxxie0kun Spitter Acid? THAT would be undeniably cool.

[fireballin3000]

@plankton22 what wouldent be cool is milking a spitter... eeeeeeeeeeeeauuuuuuuugh!!!!!!!­!!11111!

[DarkAslox]

Does anybody find it weird that breaking a jar, made out of glass, doesn't hurt?

[Magzone7]

@DarkAslox If someone throws a jar full of piss at you, do you think more about the broken glass that hurts only a little bit, or the piss that gets off of you and your clothes in one bath but never off your mind, haunting the rest of your life as a liquid nightmare? People are too disgusted about the piss to even notice the glass. So heads up!

[DarkAslox]

@Magzone7 Damage + Emotional Crit. (Or a Trauma xD)

[tankmaster88]

Yeah, pretty much every one reacted like that.

[LordEzerith]

So you basically had the same reacion everyone else had.

Then you made a shitty GMod video off it

Get the fuck off youtube.

[WeegeeTnikStudios]

I think you're happy, now !

[BlackMesa1997]

pathetic

you could of at least used camera tool, or face posed him laughing..

[Finn1million]

@BlackMesa1997 Don't be such a twat eh?

[kopelsage]

The Sniper is awesome. He Can Kill and PISS at the SAME time.

[RandomGuy1994]

So, jarate is jar-based karate? Wtf karate is then, pissing on other people??

[alvariux1123]

at first i was like "cool, A PISS JAR" then i saw how awesomely it steals assists

[danelektro]

At first i was like =O, but then I lol'd

[lufighter]

@linkofsmash dosent anyone fund it disturbing that the sniper has alot of jars

[EdelSeriman]

Now I wait for someone to make a R. Kelly reskin of sniper

[evilmick66]

"No worries, mate! 100% guaranteed made in Ne Zealand!"

LMAO WUT?

[Rami4455]

uhm i think jarate is piss

[Mej1ooooo]

@Rami4455 it is you can make it yourself

[0oRouseticalo0]

i would love to see a video of some loser larper throwing a piss jar at his buddy

[Grunok]

Does anyone find it disturbing that you can get jars of urine from the supply lockers?

[linkofsmash]

@Grunok Does anyone find it disturbing that the sniper pisses in a jar every five minutes while hes sniping?

[PMPVB]

@Grunok >.>

[128thMic]

@Grunok They're from the Medic's Specimen cups.

[GuruGloin]

@Grunok What do you keep in your supply lockers?

[yefpatterson]

@Grunok have you seen one bathroom at all in any of the maps? where do you think they pee and put their urine? They pee in jars and put it in the lockers.

[mariomaruf]

@Grunok And that they sell them through mail? Yes.

[PMPVB]

@Grunok Nope.

[mitchr793]

@Grunok And the fact that his jarate "regenerates" over time while youre playing?

[garfieldiscool1]

@mitchr793 Maybe he duck-tapes it to his crotch and pisses all the time because he's scared of the Announcer firing him.

[NeoUzzy]

@Grunok

maybe.... *snif*

but they don't have a bathroom so it doesn't have to be snipers piss...

[chargerfighter1]

@NeoUzzy

Ugh, Heavy's Sandvich piss, or worse.....Pyro....

[NeoUzzy]

@chargerfighter1

Pyro sweat suit piss...

if its a girl or a boy lol

else it might be Pyro sweat suit period piss ... rofl

mini crits my ass lol

instand Self combusting bodys lol

[masterchieftan827]

@NeoUzzy that was the most disgusting comment i have ever read. Go get a life.

[TheNegAgeN]

@masterchieftan827

i have to get a life for posting a digusting comment...

wow excuses for getting a new life get better every day :D

what about the guy that made 2 girls 1 cup . and you find this disgusting..

grow some balls wil ya jesus its only a fucking joke baby..

[cheesycoke]

@Grunok how is it disturbing? I do it all the time

[chandlerj333]

@Grunok does anyone find it disturbing that you can piss a glass jar in the middle of a war?

[alpha19602]

@Grunok the teams gave pee samples?

well yeah kinda noting the fact you can get a baseball for the sandman from the locker

[garfieldiscool1]

@alpha19602 And a sandwich and a chocolate bar.

[alpha19602]

@garfieldiscool1 and a can of atomic energy drink and another can of energy drink that deals mini crits when used, and bottles of milk

[garfieldiscool1]

@alpha19602 That too.

[WatchUProductions]

@Grunok nope.avi

[theluiginater]

@Grunok I think they just have the jars.

[gamerguy2k8]

@Grunok i find it more weird that it only takes sniper 20 seconds to fill a jar of piss himself

[fatjack2b]

@Grunok no it doesn't it costs 5 dollars

[darkness1056]

lol this is great

[iMGamer]

It costs 400,000 dollars to piss in this jar, for 12 seconds.

[Hgat1]

@iMGamer Hahahaha

[MakubekuUrashima]

@iMGamer read below, its only 5$

[TheBlueEcplise]

@iMGamer Better make it fast

[nicholaspoland99]

@iMGamer no it cost 5 dollars i read the panflit :3

[frostyfoe]

@iMGamer And It Costs 200,000 dollars to Piss in this jar, for 6 seconds

[iMGamer]

@frostyfoe

Cool math, dude. :)

[TheMedic224]

@iMGamer It usually takes me 20 seconds.

[Splinterdraco]

@iMGamer yeah cuz house cleaners ain't cheap these days xD

[AverageSpaghetti]

@iMGamer That is if you can piss for that long.. Probably so.

[iMGamer]

@AverageSpaghetti

Hell I just pissed something like a bit more than that today morning.

[FreddeX91]

@iMGamer But it IS worth it!

[catnads]

@iMGamer Then, do I got a deal for you!

[JDOG5Ox5O]

he could get it for free from a jar and piss in it

[eric96961]

shouldve made the sniper say "That's just awful"

[LTChaosLT]

it cost 5$ to buy someones pee

[TTCHypnotist]

@LTChaosLT where do i sign up as a donor?

[LTChaosLT]

@TTCHypnotist if it woud be posible to be a pee donor i woud have like a million dolors ... but i think thet shod be rly good pee

[alpha19602]

@LTChaosLT aka mann co employee piss samples

[anthonio98]

GAWD SAVE THE PISS

[RossMarlow]

"At first i was like :O

But then... I lol'd."

Describes this video!

[SteffyTheCat]

"100% Made in New Zealand!", with a picture of Australia.  Fail.

[Hamsteere]

Ah ah ah ah ah

[arceusex]

i love spamming jarate on an idle server yesterday i was in a no kill zone so i jaratied not killed but i stood right next to 1of those health/ammo cabinet things and i just jarateied them all the admins got mad and banned me though but i came back next day >:D

[alpha19602]

@arceusex oh good for you, are you a 5 year old?

you must be cause you think its an evil thing when you jarate spam, the thing is they can perma ban you so it wont be so "funny" when you get a screen that says your banned permently

[cyborgtroy]

That looks effective, but complicated.

[THEBOOMER22]

Thats some cronky bisness right there

[stewart113]

100% made in new zealand yet they show a picture of australia? good ol' american knowledge of the world :)

[MagusEldred]

Good Ol' Valve humor !

[UberDoomi]

Hey, ever hear of something called a joke?

[stewart113]

@UberDoomi yeah.. you are

[UberDoomi]

Was... Was that supposed to be an insult?

[funkmastahamel]

it's a joke.

[Sargedaheavy]

@funkmastahamel

Only its not

[sand4839]

100% made in New Zealand LMAO

[kiss878]

lul why would you pay money for jared piss

[MysticRixel]

Spy: You got blood on my su... wait... this isn't blood! EWW.... JARATE??? NOOO!!!!

[roospang]

isnt jarate pee in a jar?

[Castalex1992]

no the jar-based karate

[Nikovich101]

nope, its lemon juice :3

[Starscream3352]

@Nikovich101

*drinks it* Hmmm, this doesn't taste like lemonade....OH FUCK!

[ifhgsfj]

That looks effective... but complicated.

[CamTheKitty]

That as about right for me.

First :O

Then, hehehe

[TheVeryCat]

At first I was :O

But then I lol'd.

[BailorTheSailorMan]

Dats downright embarrasin'

[SuperDawgE]

you think he's happy?

[iamnanosec]

you got piss on my suit

[francofmm]

i agree with your reaction

[sebadam2007]

They should have another jar with sniper's poop in it.

[nubek9001]

I LOL'D

[killer21334]

what's Jarate enyway?

[billigerfusel]

piss

[killer21334]

oh okay i kinda suspected that do to the yellow color but just wanted to be sure

[billigerfusel]

it was obvious, because the sniper has a boring job, he just waits for enemys, but cant leave his position, so he piss into a jar.

[DaveThePuppetGuy]

Jarate. Real peice a piss.

[SuperDawgE]

excited about throwing piss on people?! HELL YEAH!

[Kossumies6]

Ook?

[rokeniukas]

at first i was like ^_^ But after i was X_X

[diditanddone]

Q) Piss in a Jar. Who's the bright-minded guy who thought THAT up?

A) The Sniper.

[penttitheworm]

REAL sniper REALLY do it, because they can't move from the spot for many hours.

[canadaislive]

Q) who invented throwing his own piss into combat

A) Collinks the sniper

[diditanddone]

Nuh-uh, it was Newton's Law of Gravity so it can be... effective.

[brickblockbro123]

at first i was /=O

but then i was all =D

[TeamTBagr]

I have been shown who is the boss!

[MeetSimmio]

BOWSER IS THE BOSS.

[twitcher64]

You're going to love his Jar. Look even a kid can do it.

[cheezecakeV2]

The next logical step would be Kung Poo.

[ilai34]

more like dung fu XD

[Kitaroija]

Step on some dog shit and kick ass!!

[Shotoran]

valce is thinking on making another class called the gaurd dog

go look it up

[MrHeavyXD]

the gaurd dog is fake!

but maby valve take the fan's idea and make a gaurd dog :D

[Starscream3352]

@cheezecakeV2

LOLOLOLOLOL

[HITMANSPIKE007]

At first, I was like 0:05

But then,

0:07 I lol'd!

[HITMANSPIKE007]

Wait a minute...

Did I say 007?

[Degamaman]

I was expecting him to say "Gawd save the SPY!"

[saren1994]

Yesterday i found a jar, and I pissed in it. Then i threw it on your mother! And macheted her!

[kooijd]

them mini crits slice thru the fat?

[grisom7]

what the fuck are you all fighting about do people just like complaining

[pindakoppie2]

piss fight!

[bogdan12345678900]

thats not sperm :)) thats friking pee =))

[F47Games]

What's with the smily faces there? lol

[jegesvensk]

Weeell excuse me I am color blind

[hackerhell900]

Actually it is "Wellllll" because if you drag out the e it sounds like your saying wheel.

[Pwnage32]

Lol your enemies w ill taste your power!

[Iluvlinkx10000000000]

Lol the spy's reaction to the jarate is priceless! lol

[dracollama]

So do you want salt with that pretzel?

[OldSuperMarioBros]

You know, I never got why they call it "pretzel".

Did someone really feel the need to fuck up the spelling?

It's called "Brezel". Why don't they call it that in America?

[ikuto2213]

its always been called pretzel in america