How To Turn Heads At Your High School Reunion

[pivotboy63]

You will need:

Big Tits

Step 1: If you don't have big tits, stop watching now.

Step 2: Take tits out at reunion.

[LucyAnna95]

Why am i watching this im a sophomore in high school

[dudemasterx]

optional: boob job



[TheBrainSponge]

I thought this video was called "How To Turn Heads At Your High School." I'm in high school now, and I'm never coming back. Ever.

[Iwuzhere321]

WTH After you Graduate from High school you learn that what those people think of you do not matter and have no effect on your life. This is pathetic!

[PoptropicaLover]

Why the hell am I watching this? I'm 12. jesus what's gotten into me.

[yinstube]

How pathetic. A truly happy and confident person does not need to be validated by anyone else.

[MAJazzy08]

haha this is funny and so manypeople ar taking notes

[candygirllllll]

i looked at stupid in the dectionary and this video apeared

[randigaleandtk]

@candygirllllll

You mean DICTIONARY?

[Th4Pwnz0r]

How to turn heads at your school renunion:

You will need:

Hands

Optional:

Strong arms

[ezd82morrow]

@MajorObvious that's what i was thinking!

[Flinklehurst]

I just turned up naked. It certainly turned heads and had the added benefit of ensuring I never have to worry about going to another one.

[demonwolfdawg]

act your self

smoke an ounce of weed, grab a bag of funyuns and crash your car into the side of the school or meeting place

just like in high school

[gzito123]

she looks sad

[MYChemicalLyrics]

show up high

optional: bring some weed to share

worked for me.

[nicibdanza]

is this for real?

[prinssesisabelle05]

Why not just have a life insted of pretending ;p

[Qieth]

One word: Topless!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

You see who this is directed at, lol...

[WyattNyte15]

What if we actually work hard and apply ourselves to become successful? then is this video necessary

[CannisHorribilis]

Optional:

Rented luxury car. (just don't forget to remove any stickers of the rental service)

Fake Rolex (make sure it says "Rolex", not "Rollez" or "Bolex")

High class escort (don't let her drink, or she will blow your cover)

Now seriously, if you had a hard time on high school lie your ass off, the best revenge against an ex-bully working on a burger joint is pretending you are a successful executive.

[glw10]

on the cash bags at 0:51, the "S" is backwards it should be "$" :p

[TheMangoqueen]

to basically lie ?

read about a place and make it seem like you visiited

make fake busiuess cards

??

[tobiasbas]

doesnt really work if your face looks like that.

[imran3216]

"How To Turn Heads At Your High School Reunion"

Step 1:Grab hold of head

Step 2:Turn forcefully until cracking sound is heard.

Step 3:Repeat steps on other people.

[Mistymaya5056]

@imran3216 oww ahaha

[KailanAndAshleyShow]

amazing!

[thwipp]

you will need to:

lie your ass off

optional:

breast implants and/or a willingness to flaunt your tits

[briano1983]

reminds me of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.

[BuffyAnneWinchester]

@briano1983 Me too

[iamapunkrocklover]

I was going to tell them I was a junkie and now I work at a jack in the box. I also live with my parents.

[WestsideLP]

@iamapunkrocklover

Fucking LOL

[WyattNyte15]

I'm so nervous about what my high school reunion would be like

[blue2x2x]

No thank you, I going as a cowboy astronaut millionaire. Just hope no one takes my hat

[Tressco]

Welcome to corporatism!

[Celaine93]

Step 6. Fail..look at her face hahhah

[countrypoop]

Hello remember me? I was the nerd in your math class....now I work for geek squad and i invented posts its....oh and I am married to Britney Spears.. So what do you do?

[Funaru]

Are there any people who take reunions that serious? Why would I want to impress people I've not seen in years and will probably not see for years? That's just showing-off and that's for adolescents. Grow up!

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

Sooo....you should lie to yourself and other people?

[graffnameseed]

cus the first thing u do when u havnt seen thoese people in forever is lying hah right? funny howcast

[FmlyGyFuny]

yeah basically everyone lies in high school so why should they stop doing it at the reunion?? of course its bad but...you knoww

[ComaBoy05]

lol i cant wait for my reunion, ive gotten full sleeves and have already traveled to 17 other countries, and i just graduated in 2009

[mujerazteca18]

Good, you already learned how to lie thanks to the video.

[joshkpoole]

@MajorObvious This.

[strilight]

How to turn heads? Flash em' all.

[slunacourtier]

Basically LIE TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN HAHA

[DaSolidAce]

@x12Lucy12x i no rite lmaoo howcast is also teaching people how to lie wat the hell

[snoopyloopy]

what you should NOT do is award yourself war medals since that turns out to be a federal crime.

[btopishere]

When exactly is my high school reunion? I don't even know, where do I find out? Do they email me?

[Lemonsrsweet5789]

so basically...

LIE!

[cytheh]

ok, so this video is basically teaching you how to Show-off when you don't have what it takes?!

Why you want to do that anyways?

Besides, If you wanna show off, at least get something real. Who's more impressive? someone faking have had vacation? Some Steroid guy with muscle(which will shrink with age anyway)? or a person,maybe ugly, doesn't have any muscle, didn't travel but drove a Rolls-Royce to go to the reunion?

So if you wanna show off, work hard and get $ instead of bullshits.

[OS253]

Ineresting video. I enjoy it. Thanks for uploading.

[saikasha712]

Wait, so you want us to lie? Wow...

[Tripp393]

lol, this is so awesome!

[Ptichka24]

how about not going all together..? f those people

[Jackassbobby112]

Lies will soon be exposed.

[Lezzia]

Why is every single of the drawn person looking so depressed!?

No fun at all, to look at this stupid faces..

[BurnDuck]

that's stupid. Be yourself.

[lacigreen]

o.O wtf

[mellowdalyricist]

i went to school with a SHIT LOAD of gang bangers.. i have doubt there will be many people at my reunion.. unless its held in a prison =]

[mentirosienta]

they forgot to say u need 2b a complete looser 2 do this

[mentirosienta]

r u serious?!!

[SimonGriffindor]

Show up naked!

[jontorres100]

@simongriffindor :D they said make an impressive entry, that would work lol lol

[tommyk77]

"How to not look as lame as you actually are" is basically the alternate title to this video

[lacigreen]

@tommyk77 lmfao, win.

[tommyk77]

@lacigreen

Cheers. Love your videos btw

[CollegeLoheart]

This is for europeans. The dumb assess.

[Profingers13]

@CollegeLoheart do u call european dumb asses? I don't want be racist but red-necks are the most DUMB asses that you can think of !!! And propably you are a red-neck too!

[parrotbob2]

arguments on youtube is like the special Olympics, in the end the winner is still a retard

[PesiCool]

*Even if you win, you're still retarded.*

lol not to be an asshole XD

[CollegeLoheart]

Actually no. Euro trash lol

[xXKyotachiXx]

@CollegeLoheart looks more like American shit to me

[CollegeLoheart]

Euro trash

[xXKyotachiXx]

@CollegeLoheart lol euro trash??

oh please come on

everybody knows that if europe didnt exist..America wouldnt be in how it is right now so please stfu

you dont make sense

[Ptichka24]

Amero trash

[CollegeLoheart]

No, its spelled Euro trash. lol

[whizzkid11k]

It's for Europeans, but it's made by Americans about a school reunion, which I have never had or known anyone that's been to one in my area. Nice logic there.

[CollegeLoheart]

Of course it's made by Americans in order to help dumb ass europeans like yourself.

[RehamAtteya]

they are actually telling people to lie and fraud!!!

[markdukes13]

wow....

HowCast for retards by retards

does any one even do what they say?

iv only found one thing helpful

and it was train my puppy

[ImaginaryMonica]

why would you lie about your whole life just because of the stupid reunion?

[rl0u8888]

so pretentious lol...it's all gonna come back biting you in the ass

[LordSlag]

"Study a place until even you believe that you've been there." OKAY, YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATHIC PSYCHOBITCH! Wow....I'm out of it for a LITTLE while and everyone develops delusions of grandeur.

[icecool1065]

OR you could actually go to those places and live a good life

But nah, lets just do a google search on the place. That way you never need to leave your house

Plus that woman just looked a complete douche. Its obvious shes pathetically desperate

[seygra20]

the seychelles is beautiful

[badamhell]

this is so retarded :)))

[supermac18xox]

@barirdeeee2 DIE

[barirdeeee2]

wat did i do