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  • 201 cm height

  • Crouch is Beast !!!!!!

  • what a large bastard, great player though

  • He doesnt look good. But actually he is fucking intense.

  • idk why but i find it easier to score goals with this player than those stars from barcelona or real madrid and im not kidding i just blidning shot one from midfield line and scored. or i randomly press shoot for fun at weird angles and score. o.o and some how tottemham spurs run faster than the barca or madrid players ..

  • @darthvaderroxs yes!! i scored six against holland with him on fifa! its so weird!

  • Peter Crouch= An Excellent Player for the English Team :)

  • I agree he is soooooo underrated! it makes me MAD!

  • @SuperABFAN don't make me fucking laugh. we'll see how many he gets this season

  • he looks like he's going to break.. omg so thin

  • Ser alto no es un obstáculo Big Peter

  • great player¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • parabens piter BRASILLLL ... NOIS QUER VC NO TRICOLOR KK

  • i don't wanna see crouch playing for stoker, no offense Stoke fans, its just i think he belongs in the champions league and Europe

  • @warpfield98 It's a good job we've sorted him out with Europe then innit mate?

    You have a single clue about Stoke mate? Stfu then.

  • @TheSkillJim sorry mate, i forgot that you qualified for Europe due to the FA CUp. don't take it personally, stoke aren't exactly a global name.

  • @warpfield98 opps... sorry didnt see the next comment :( and we will be a global name when we thrash valencia ;)

  • @warpfield98 what like hes playing in for stoke now, which he wouldnt be if he played for liverpool or tottenham XD

  • Welcome to Stoke !!

  • Welcome to Stoke Crouchy! LETS ALL DO THE ROBOT NA NAH NAH NAHHH

  • A good bye 4 stoke *

  • Welcome to Stoke City!

  • he's shit now.

  • football's Dirk Nowitzki

  • stoke city <3 sign him tonite hopefully

  • he is skinny

  • esse é o cara

  • Peter Crouch, if you're watching this, you better not repeat the mistakes you made that dumped Spurs out of the Champions League. You are a useless player but Harry thinks otherwise so count your lucky stars and earn the sterling pounds in the meantime. cunt!

  • Crouch

    Es el Mejor!!!

  • My mate John Loves Crouch :D

  • Peter Crouch has got to be the UGLIEST excuse of a human being i have ever seen.

  • @Momokabomo yet he has a sexy model wife,MONEY must be a great thing,

  • @madmaxy17 He probably has a big dick too...

  • he is a big player !!

  • im glad to have em here at the lane. Great player

  • I really hopes he goes to sunderland,THATS CAUSE IM A SPURS FAN LOL

  • i love when 6'7" crouch stands next to 5'5" lennon

  • hes 6'7 according to fifa lol

  • Crouch is a NBA reject.

  • Este é Peter Crouch que conheço.

  • light posts sign him up,

    light posts light posts sign him up

  • Legend that scissors kick was amazing

  • 1 Of my favorite players. His technique amazes me.

  • hes the best

  • The Spaghetti Peter Crouch!! amazing player!

  • 0:37 omg!!!!

    

  • crouch, please come back to liverpool and show andy carroll how it is done. you have been a great servant.

  • he is 2,01 meter but because hes so skinny he looks 2,20

  • Respect Crouchy all the best mate YNWA

  • stay on your feet Peter!

  • ugly bad player

  • whats the song?

  • such a bad player

  • Crouch isn't a striker, just a forward (watch his numbers)

  • sou fãn dele

  • this guy reminds me of stuart from SNL haha

  • thumbs up if you think crouch is a better player than messi

  • Peter Crouch is by far my favorite footballer of all time, bloody great player, I just wish he was still with liverpool.

  • Crouch!!!!!!!!!!

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  • he is a good player... but he looks like his legs are going to crack any second... he is a very strong player but he looks slow and weak... weird

  • Wayne Rooney overhead kick? Lol, crouch did loads of these and he's 6 foot 7 !

  • this guy has the most bike goals ive seen

  • WTF some ppl slating crouch for LEAVING? He was a good player for us and the times that he did play with Torres I thought they linked up well but the thing was Gerrard was even better partnering Torres that season and they've got lik 50+ goals between the two of them then. Crouch didn't want to be squad player so he left. No hard feelings on both parties TBH.

  • when crouch leaves spurs i will leave my house naked!

  • I see the Liverpool fans are proving themselves to be the biggest bunch of d1ckheads in football on here. Again.

  • Pele, Maradonna, Crouch.

  • peter crouch blows.

  • Your so called Liverpool Legend Crouch even promised Heiraderson he would buy his house and then went back on his word so that Abby could have the lifestyle she craved. Only after he was late 3 times for training in the first two weeks ( traffic on A3) did Harry insist he stayed in The Marriott the night before each training day!!! Crouch is a fucking wanker. No way a Liverpool legend. He fucked off when we needed him to pair with new signing Torres!

  • Peter Crouch is a cunt for leaving Liverpool! Rafa never wanted to get rid of him, unlike the majority are thinking? Rafa even offered him a 4 year deal to stay on £60,000 a week & he turned it down, purely for London lifestyle. Yes - 70 miles from London Portsmouth is, but it didnt stop him buying a house right near me in Cobham! Im not telling you who I am, but the truth is out & I hope this cunt is hated by every single Liverpool fans!

  • im 6'3 and hes an inspiration for us lankies :D

  • @m0rningstretch hell yeah lanky pride! lmao

  • @m0rningstretch im taller than peter crouch, im 6'9" :P

  • @m0rningstretch 6' 5'' and I agree. :P

  • @bslow22

     6' 6'' and I agree :D

  • @m0rningstretch freak!!!

  • @m0rningstretch 6,2 here! It's great being tall!

    I personally feel I look more like Mark Viduka who was also 6,2! so I'm happy about that! ;D

  • 6'3? i just read in 2 different places that he is 6'7. im not convinced thats true but i guerantee you he is taller than 6'3. he is at least 6'5, 6'6.

  • @sandwichappy yes he is 6foot 7 inches

  • @m0rningstretch nah ibrahimovich inspires me. im 6'5 :)

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  • CROUCH 4EVA!

  • I remembered watching 0:37 & 1:24 and telling myself, "that isn't Crouch for sure"

  • spurs should use the big guy more often.

  • i hate watching him run haha he's so awkward. but gotta love him

  • one of my favourite players in the premier leauge

  • come back crouchie, please come back, you are unused at spurs anyway. THE KOP MISSES YOU!!!

  • nicklas bendtner is the best

  • He's crap most of his goals are fouls leaning on the player with both of his hands.

  • @resilienceman id love to c u do better mate

  • @fatalordeal Hes shit face it and i ain't claiming to be a footballer but i probably could do better than him.

  • @resilienceman well wots ur name? i cant wait to c little kids wearing ur team's shirt wiv ur name on it

  • @fatalordeal Most of his goals are leaning on the defenders. lol hes crap.

  • @resilienceman Its called strength. if the defenders were stronger, we'd have no problem..

  • @StangoeHD Not when you've got your arms practically on another guys shoulders it isn't.

  • Koller is much better

    

  • Crouch, aerial KING!

  • How could Torres and Crouch NOT be the best attacking partnership ever? You should have played him Rafa :(

  • And now he is a yid! COYS!

  • he is not a player he looks like stick with football shoes my eyes are turning to cry when they see him omg he must understand he humiliates football LUIS GARCIA 13 PANATHINAIKOS!!!!!

  • I just keep hoping he doen't break anything.. is that weird?

  • looks like he's gonna brake in pieces

  • @kepe2 You're right mate, he's skinny as hell

  • @kepe2 brake

  • looks like he's gonna brake in pieces

  • peter crouch is along motherfucker

  • It's funny movie about talented english striker

  • We want you back at Liverpool Crouchy!

  • ibrahimovic is betta but crouch is still a gun imo

  • i hope he comes back to liverpool!

  • is he coming back ?

  • @AntonD429 it looks like it becoause spurs are buying loic remy btw am a spurs fan

  • @dancfc13 i dont think he will because off the lack of football he will have

  • @AntonD429 because ***** i dnno he might not go but i would like him to leave

  • we want you back

  • 7.2 height...

  • Liverpool were crazy to sell him, said it at the time, still say it now.

  • great video, well made. shame he really IS the most under-rated striker to play in the premiership, and arguably, for england (considering his international scoring record)..... 7 minutes at the world cup? you're having a laugh, don fabio!

  • peter crouch looks like a fuck

  • São Paulo Vs Liverpool - 2005

    Peter Crouch neutralizado..

    Nice video!!

  • @saviofarias como o kara foi neutralizado c ele nem jogo

    foi reserva

  • @LeonTheRap Ele entrou no final do 2º tempo para tentar empatar o jogo, mas foi neutralizado.

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  • your linked back to liverpool m8 we sold u soo we could buy keanoooo but hes gawn now and ur needed at ur true home LFC TILL WE DIE!!!

  • please come back to Liverpool Peter..the c*nt Rafa sold you..

  • omfg he has about 4 metres look at the 0:25

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  • crouch is awesome.

  • crouch's problem ist, that he looks and move like stork.

    So nobody see his true skills

  • 6ft7 (201 cm), very nice player.

  • Not only am I in love with this guy, he really can play football!

  • definately underrated

  • Peter crouch the machine man. ja!

  • guys i'm greek. Seriously he is a great striker. I mean ok, he might be 2.01m tall and not so attractive in his game but atleast he is effective! He knows how to score and he is fast. He can't drible like messi, but no one is perfect! i like him and i'm realy disapointed that almost every year he is in a different team, except from the 3 years a Liverpool.

  • His goal to match ratio for England is very good. But I always think he looks so fragile. Would it not be better if he put on some weight?

  • im so attracted to peter croch and the thing is, i dont know why. im only watching the world cup because of him lol

  • who cares if crouchy pulled on that guys dreads , that was so funny! he's one of England smartest strikers. Gotta love Pete! :D

  • Peter Crouch is an arsehole for pulling on the hair of the Trinidad and Tobago team member when he scored a goal. *spits*

  • what a freak

  • i wish he was still at liverpool, one of the most underated players in the premiership im sure he will do well in the world cup if he gets the games.

  • One of Rafa's greatest mistakes was selling this guy. He is gunna be the dark horse for the world cup.

  • Sick video bro

  • this fag is skinny as a pencil wow soccer is gay

  • @bevans52

    soccer is gay? gay how old are you fucking 10?

  • @bevans52 no im 16 im 5'9'' 190lbs i bench 335lbs and squat 500lbs and never met a soccer play faster then me cuz there all slow pussys

  • @bevans52 ooh badboy

  • peter crouch is a legend!

  • this guy is TALL

  • i remember that hat-trick agiants arsenal..he was a great monster

  • the worse striker ever... he is just tall....he is awkward, slow, loses every battle and his shots are not the best. u can use him in the last 5 minutes...

  • @RIGHTINYOURFACEcom

    worst striker ever? 21goals in 38england games thats a better scoring record than rooney. he can't be that bad

  • number 9 england hes better then heskey, crouch scores

  • Peter Crouch is amazing and missed at liverpool,one of the mistakes by rafa was letting him go..YNWA

  • Whats the name of this music?

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  • he is a big fellow. lol

  • is he playing on the england squad for the world cup?

  • @nirvanabigfan101 he will be yh CMON ENGLAND

    n hes gonna tear u yanks apart mate lol

  • @munnosable I HATE THE US SOCCER TEAM GO DENMARK ALL THE WAAY IM DANISH

  • @nirvanabigfan101 lol same n good man

  • 3:03 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:31 --- offside

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  • @Appocallipse I'm LOL-ing(my own word)!

  • Guts and plenty of them!!

  • Someone who cares about football! "sleeping with Abbey Clancey" who fookin cares!? He's in my opinion just another 1 in a line of shite strikers being carried by his quality team mates! From my generation im thinkin & this is just off the top ov my head John Aldridge at Liverpool, Lee Chapman at Leeds! Nah Rooneys the man, pity theres no owen? peace.

  • @andrewt008 His record begs to differ

  • @andrewt008 u are chattin total bollocks mate hes probs being englands best player ( at least one of them) over the past 4 years

  • @munnosable An embarrasment! I just hope he isnt selected, hes no Owen! Rooney will shine up front thank fuck! I didnt get my England shirt wi Crouch on the back anyways haha!!!

  • Crouch is made out of golf clubs! he shouldnt even be givin out the half time oranges!

  • @andrewt008 he's a millionaire England player who's sleeping with abbey clancy...and you are?

  • @andrewt008 lol you nooooooooooob

  • @andrewt008 thats what makes him even better

  • fantastic

  • My favourite player. I like Heskey too, but i have to say that Crouch have more ability than him. He passes, finishes, jumps better, and his aerial attack is a complete blast!

    With Beckham out and now Rooney with "Something on his crotch", IMO, i think Crouch is the hope for the WC, and if he unleashes his trully potential at the cup, i think MAYBE England will win.

    Ah.. and...Crouch 4EVA ;)

  • @OrAeForeverAmazing i think that the young gunners are the future: Jack Wilshere, Kieran Gibbs, Emmanuel Frimpong, Craig Eastmond, Henri Lansbury and THEO WALCOTT

  • @OrAeForeverAmazing

    Crouch kicks ass, if cappelo actualy played crouch we may not have been a complete discrase at the world cup.

    Redknap for england manager!

  • Crouchy is there. you cannot afford not to have a player of his height and ability in your team.

  • awsome player

  • So underated.