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  • Germaine, calm yo tits, they're everywhere

  • 0:47-0:56

  • I would like to vote for cock physics o.o

  • so germaine complains about men being perverts but shes one herself...HYPOCRTYE

  • Did you bring coffee

    No

    Get te fuck outta my house

    :3

  • Same deal with skirts in animes....

  • I like a pair of boobs as much of the next guy, but sometimes I think that using woman's privates are...exageratted too much. I mean, boobs are fun. You can squeeze them, suck on them, jiggle them around. However, with the clothing that wear, I'm guessing any guy will eye hump her, making the her unconforable. Not all boobs are the same, because I like almost all kinds, i'm not too picky about it. It's the inside of the girl that really matters.

  • @Roguephilsopher You're right bro. Her ass, vagina, and mouth do count.

  • @Roguephilsopher couldnt agree with you more man.

  • It's funny, because she tends to defy boob physics as well.

    ...I want coffee now ><

  • SHE WAS PLAYING METROID WITH THE JUSTIN BAILY CHEAT ON OK.

  • woooo 

  • I completely agree with Germaine on this subject XD

  • saints row the third it has both.

  • HOLY SHIT ITS THE COFFEE GUY

  • ... when i first thought up of Dante , i thought of DMC ... i wish they did that *thinks of cock physics on dante and vergil * :L

  • lol, Better males mod in Skyrim, dick physics!

  • haha I love that Germaine told the coffee guy to get out of her house in the ending.

  • i call bullshit...she was reallly playing dead or alive extreme 2.

  • Gainaxing, anyone?

  • Germaine: GET THE F*K OUT OF MY HOUSE! unless you brought coffee... did you bring coffee?

    Coffee dude: NO!

    Germaine: THEN GET THE F*K OUT OF MY HOUSE!

    lollll

  • age restricted?

  • Ah I see a Dalek reference by Begley

    Begley: Explain!!

  • Saints Row: The Third has the most extreme breast physics.

  • 0:47a lot of steam games lack breasts physics. I want this as a spray to add said physics to games.

  • This is mainly because the audience for these games is mostly male, so why would they make it strange to their largest audience.

    Unfortunately that alienates the wants of the few, but sometimes that's a sacrifice you just have to make.

  • Giant cock physics in video games? I believe Japan's already got that covered and marked down to a g*dd*mn art; those over-compensating weirdos. Too bad they'll never sell here because of prudish American censorship.

  • Like on the Dead Or Alive Extreme games :')

  • MY EYES BURN from laughing at 0:44

  • some one should show her dantes inferno

    devil be packing

  • "hey, if they can put abnormally enormous bouncing breasts in video games then they can also toss in a few hot guys with abnormally large dick"

    I think they already do that....it's called erogames......

  • Lol, pause at 0:33, Germaine pouting haha :P

  • I was waiting for the song to come at the end...but nothing

  • they had some serious breast physics in mortal kombat 9 :D

  • Dante's Inferno on Xbox 360... The final bos has a huge fucking cock and it is swinging in your face the entire last battle....

  • @Anarchist0128

    I remember that. Bad, bad memories.\shudders

  • @Hdinoify i would of probably have pumped my tv full of buck shot at that point

  • @Anarchist0128 muy mal !!!!!

  • @Anarchist0128 After fighting Cleopatra who squeezes dead babies with blades for arms from her tits, nothing really phased me after that point.

  • Begley needs to be seen more. I know the series just rebooted and shit but this is the last episode he's seen in and DUDE, Begley is badass!!

    MORE BEGLEY!!

    And on that note....wtf happened to The Hatta?

  • HAHAHAHA!I love that last part.XD

  • XD EXPLAIN sounds like a darlek

  • Germaine's breast have unearthly breast physics. :P

  • that guy should have brought coffee

  • 2 am and im watching this foamy..LOVEING IT.

  • it's funny how much germaine doesn't know about herself. "they're enormous!" yeah not as huge as yours bitch.

  • Second Life. Breast Physics. Nuff' said. ^__^

  • I think the only video game I've seen with almost realistic breast physics Tifa on FFVII

  • I think the term she's looking for is "jiggle physics"

  • I agree with Germaine 100%.If they put an abnormally large cock on Dante or Altair I would play more often.

  • favorite. squirrel. ever!

  • someone make a meme from 0:49 to 0:56

  • i am hypnotised by the moving boobs :O

  • 0:46 to 0:56.......that was strangely arousing!

    XD

  • I am amused how the top listing for related videos is "How toTrick People into Thinking You Have Big Boobs."

  • The thing about "Breast" physics is that they are properly called collision physics. Programmers do make the breasts big, but the also make them individual parts on the body. That is why they bounce around in unearthly ways.

  • Huh. Must be talking about Duke Nukem Forever.

    But in any case, cock physics FTW. Straight guys (and lesbians) can have their fan-service as long as women (and gay guys) get JUST AS MUCH!!!

  • I say the same thing all the time! They always have big tits swinging around, but do I ever get to see some huge cocks? NOOO!!! God forbid!!

  • They bounce even though the person isn't moving, the worst part is that that's not even that much of an exaggeration.

  • it would have been funnier if the game was dead or alive

    because they are the banner-bearers of the breast physics issue

  • called "gainaxing"

    tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php­/Main/Gainaxing

    [funny]

  • Breast Physics...also known as Bump Mapping

  • the coffie part sounds like me atm get the fuckout my house XD lol

  • Anyone else Hypnotized by those Bouncing Boobs?

  • YOUTUBE IS BACK! THE COMMENTS ARE BACK! OMG!

  • lol i just said this not 20 minutes ago exactly "oh give me a break this is fucking ridiculous"

    but its cause of how retardedly made naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm 2 is designed and the fact i was losing.

  • big boobs just make the rest of you look bigger. and they make it hard to lie on your stomach at night =P.

    

  • And... Germaine's breasts physics are no different xD

  • 0:46 Troll Tits.

  • Germaine,

    If our breasts bounced like that, all of us D+ cup girls would be in traction from puberty through the rest of our lives.

  • JIMathers, dude you fuckin rule!!! This is insanely hilarious!!! Get on AdultSwim stat!!!

  • At 0:47 I started laughing so hard I had to restart the video.

  • I like the way Germaine thinks. COCK PHYSICS!

  • @Dipstikk the physics of flying birds have been put to good use. (angry birds)

  • @Xfluffymonkeyx Penis/testicle physics.

  • @nyuuchan356 It would even the playing field. Most games give their female characters tit physics.

  • @Dipstikk Then you should play Dante's Inferno. Although the only cock physics you see are at the end of the game.

  • @MoloAngelSorcerer >>Dante's Inferno

    I'm somewhat terrified of this suggestion.

  • this is the only foamy the squirrel i have ever laughed at even though i love all the other ones

  • so true I just got a xbox and some of the breast movements let alone equipment these girls have is well rediculous, I would lose a freaking eye if I tried a barrel roll with tits as big as some of these games characters

  • coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee­

  • umm its called gainaxing not breast physics.

  • @doolittlesy1 o it's not. gainaxing is when there's a series that until the last episode is normal, and then they mindfuck you.

  • @PrincesTomboygoogle gainaxing then click the tv tropes link... yeah you just got proved wrong buddy

  • Germain; get the fuck out of my house

  • A-D-D-R-E-S-S I would like to see some breasts =D Begley sounds British so of course he would be used to seeing breasts in a lot of things.

    Cock physics... maybe that would be a new weapon for the next GTA! A real cockfight....

    Besides, videogames also place in them the ideal man, large muscles, nicely shaped face and deep masculine voice like those damn romance novels.

  • @IPC203 Begly is British.

  • Germaine. If your breasts jiggled like that, you'd be on disability for back issues.

  • ya know i never find the way boobs move in a game sexy at all if anything they make me laugh XD idk if i would laugh at cock physics...... ah what am i kidding i would HAHAHA WHAT A DICK XD

  • COME ONE, COME ALL! See Giggly Germaine, the lady with the abnormal breast movements! One will go one way, the other will go the other! BE HYPNOTIZED by this hypnotic lady!

    lol the background music in the circus is HILARIOUS!

  • @DRIV3R24

    Well, what? Is she jiggling or giggling?

  • I agree 100%! I'm sick of video games being so geared towards men (like television where they'll show female full frontal nudity and not male full frontal nudity) Germaine, though, must have an excellent bra or unrealistic breast physics. I've never seen a woman in the locker room with girls like that unless they were silicon!

  • @akiser123 well most everyone agrees that the female body is attractive and beautiful. I mean I for one like looking at females much more than males.

  • 1:10 I agree. they should try that for the God of War series. Might get more female players that way.

  • Hell yeah! i agree with her! 0:56

  • i kept pressing 5

  • ROFLMAO CIRCUS SCENE!

  • The breasts in that video game..kind of look like pokeballs...anyone else see it? Anyone?

  • @Echosofthemind I do

  • @Echosofthemind

    Holy crap they do......!!!!! 0_0

  • Begley really needs more screen time. He's a pretty awesome character.

  • and then, i came.

  • there's already apeal for girls with the male characters in some games.

    thats why the guys have long pretty-boy hair or an almost emo personality.

  • @nikki4tes Not to mention most of them are topless.

  • I recently traded in Street Fighter 4 for Dead or Alive Dimensions for my 3DS. True story. Turns out it's actually a better game.

    ...no really, I'm serious. It honestly is a better game, assets be damned.

  • there IS a game with abnormally large dicks in it, it's called GEARS OF WAR.

  • @maraisreq And minecraft has abnormally large green dicks in it.

  • WE NEED MORE WOMEN MAKING VIDEO GAMES!!!

  • @Feydrian well one of the lead directors of assassins creed is a woman i think she is called jade or something

  • @EphraimRodrigez Wow thats cool. That actually brings up something else. Why doesn't Assassins Creed have a playable hot italian chick? Its always some guy, though Ezio was totally baddass!!! I'd love to see a female assassin as the main character. Give Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil some assassin gear and throw her into the game XD

  • @Feydrian I love you for the nod to Cristina. Fucking love Lacuna Coil.

  • @AnimeGuy9 She's so adorable in person, an absolute sweet heart. She is the hottest chick in metal! God could you imagine her in an Assassin Creed Outfit? I don't understand why they don't do that. Since Assassin's Creed is OBVIOUSLY aimed towards guys.

  • I know lots of animes with abnormal breast physics.

  • Germaine's boobs have unreal breasts physics. :b

  • @ViperAcidZX have you ever watched a fat chicks tits jiggle...its pretty similar *shudders* 

  • @ViperAcidZX I think the joke ;P

  • @ViperAcidZX

    Yeeeaaaahhhh... I can't tell if that was part of the joke or not.

  • Germaine looks different. I think it's her hair but I'm not sure...

  • she sprobably playing a Soul Calibure game, she must be playing as Ivy.

    or maybe Carmilla from Castlevania Judgment...

    or she could be playing as any of the Dead or Alive female characters

  • isnt that star-shmucks guy dead with "32oz of bullet in his skull"

  • Oh yeah, and I remember seeing abnormal breast physics in a game someone else was playing recently. One of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

  • I thought she was homeless a few vids ago and didn't see mention of her getting "her house" back. There was also Germaine asking if she could crash at Foamy's place which I thought was hers. I must have missed something.

  • I just found these videos today! i almost pissed my pants! I love all of them! Please make MORE! thanks for the laughs!! :)

  • 1:19  WHAT!? I thought he was shot!

  • Haters gunna hate. One thing to say: SEX SELLS! nuff said...

  • I fuckin hate how they do that. advertising a game or show with some half naked broad that usually throws off the whole gotdamn story. they need to focus more on the plot and action rather than giving fat fucks pages to put holes and spots in. the gameinformer page with batman and catwomans tits blown up above the article just makes ya look weird

  • Am I the only person who sprayed their screen with a beverage laughing at the 0:46 mark?

  • i go bra shopping for a size G -____- there's a huge misconception that having big boobs is awesome. try having a pair of ten pound water balloons pressing down on your chest ALL THE TIME. plus it fucks up your spine and shit.

  • GAINAXING

    GAINAXING

    GAINAXING

  • did you notice while she speaks hers moves weirdly as her fingers move O_o

  • I want to see some big ass dicks

    

  • did you bring coffe?

    no...

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

  • lmao I've always been baffled at how in Fable 2 and 3 at least if you're a chick and you gain weight enough to be obese, your tits dont grow. In Fable 2, at the Spire, with a shaved head I looked like a man...equipped with makeup.

  • lmao I've always been baffled at how in Fable 2 and 3 at least if you're a chick and you gain weight enough to be obese, your tits dont grow. In Fable 2, at the Spire, with a shaved head I looked like a man...equipped with makeup.

  • Germaine DOES NOT need to play Dead or Alive 4.

  • @ ZzJUGGALOzZ it was a joke

  • "Get out of my house! Unless you brought coffee, did you bring coffee?" "Um, no..." "Get the fuck outta my house!" XD

  • 1:21 WTF!!! :0 I thought he was gunned down!

  • Push the tempo 0:45

  • I've been murdered xD cause of death: Circus Boobs

  • Well, Germaine, if you've got a copy of DragonAge and internet access ...there are certainly a lot of Mods out there O.o

  • I brought cofee.... :3

  • And the Oscar for Best Animated Film Comment Goes To:........

    Did You Bring Coffee!!!!!!, (No), Get The Fuck Out Of My House!!!!!!

    Foamy FTW

  • i like the tit techno when her boobs are flying around lol

  • 1:15-1:19 DAMNIT MATHERS STOP STEALING SEINFELD JOKES!!!!!!!

  • i hope her clothes were white wen she bought them

  • 0:48 Lol at the circus boo - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBOOBS!

  • Hahahaha circus

  • "Get out of my house.....unless you brought coffee, did you bring coffee?"

    "Ummm nooo."

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"

     lol

  • @deathscyte9 it's ok....Foamy Be With You..plus we don't see Begley that often anyway lol

  • Mother-fucking, cock-sucking, son-of-a-bitch bastard! Ass-licking bitch! Nut-sucker

  • @Metaphysicst yup you got that right

  • So we need more natural breast physics like Germaines!

  • @deathscyte9 BEGLEY!! it's Begley!

  • I can't help but laugh insanely at :46 - :56. Yeah, juvenile but it's just sillier than hell.

  • coffee guy: hey i agree with u 100 percent

    Germaine: get out of my house... unless you brought coffee did u bring coffee?

    coffee guy:umm no

    Germaine: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

  • There is fan service for the ladies it's just not that obvious. Take Sephiroth for examples. A Tall handsome man with long majestic silver hair piercing and green eyes. who wares lot's of black lather. Is a man in uniform. and the metaphor of him walking around with a seven foot long sword is lost on nobody.

  • @Metaphysicist you are absolutely right!

  • @Metaphysicist Not really fanservice. He's just typical of what a main villain is in japanese anime standards. Especially since pretty boys are seen as the norm in Japanese culture.

  • Huge tittays ain't going NOWHERE!!!

    Have some overly large muscle men.

  • Seems to me Germaine's got some abnormal breast physics going on of her own.

    AAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!

  • Breast Physics in games: In all respects, I have to agree with Germain, i mean don't know if these game makers know this but there are FEAMALE gamers too. I doubt Girls wanna see the main Female character's boobs bouncing everywhere.

  • @DarkCrystalSage Unless those girls are gay. <3

    Or bisexual, like myself.

  • @TheMissMims I have to agree.....I'm Bi as well

  • @DarkCrystalSage I'm guilty of being entranced by a nice pair of breasts..

  • @TheMissMims i get jealous easily of women with bigger boobs than me im 18 and im a cutting board -_-

  • ...gta4(DLC) and heavy rain shows cocks along with boobs.  just saying. i know my games.

  • hey u know...she kind of got her wish in dante's inferno. when u fight lucifer and u look, u can see lucifer's package swinging back and forth in cut scenes and when u fight him.