It sounds like he said ''I wanna shave my bollicks'' If he said ''I have to many problems'' the therapist wouldnt of said ''Thats disturbing Ozzy'' XP
LOL Rock on Ozzy!!! So cool of Ozzy to poke fun at himself of how noone can understand his thick british accent! He's the King of Metal and a Funny guy to match! Ozzy Rules! We Love you Oz!!!
Where do you live because I think that Ozzfest doesn't move from state to state or country to country anymore, it's just in one place, I'm not sure where though
Regarding Ozzy's last line, your guess is as good as I imagine it to be. He'd have to enunciate each word for me to fully comprehend, but 'bollocks' is definitely understandable.
Bollocks has two general meanings 'rubbish' or 'nonsense', or a vulgar one - 'testicles' or 'balls'.
Perhaps the Sex Pistols intended a double meaning in the title of their only album 'Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols'. Though considering the furor over that album at the time, I think not.
I saw this commercial for the first time tonight and loved it. I laughed so hard, I nearly started crying. I love Ozzy, and as far fetched as this sounds, I wish I was lucky enough that he could have been my father. Yeah, retarded, I know, but I love the Osbournes as a family and wish I could have been a friend of them or a distanced family member OR SOMETHING!
oh dear...this is a sad thing to watch....yet ANOTHER tv discrediting of Ozzy the MUSIC ARTIST. Anyone that hears him speak today (as in this year) not on this advert will know he CAN speak clearly since he's gone clean...it's sad he's OTT fakeing it and allowing people to take the piss outta him... and btw..Ozzy hates cellphones, and there's no way in hell he'd type that fast on one anyway..haha!! Long may you reign Ozz...
I met him when he was here with Rob Zombie and he talked just fine for the brief period we spoke. Though some people really can't understand him, but I think that comes more from them not paying attention to what is being said, rather than him not speaking well.
hahaha ozzy you rockk
Thibaryus 2 years ago
"Can i have a coffe plz..."
In the taxi i rly dont understand
"I'm ambrased " ..
OZZY rock's i hope he never die's ^^
odisz 2 years ago
LOL ITS ALL JABBER JABBER WHEN HE TALKS XDD!
"caninhave ab lak cfpofee plesase" XDD!!
OZZY FOREVER!!
Vestalla345 2 years ago
OZZY FOR EVER
hollowayposse 2 years ago
The only word I understood was "please"... You rock OZZY!!!
vergil1989 2 years ago
exactly wht i was thinking...lmao
gothicrocrgirl94 2 years ago
AHAHAH
PoesSoul7 2 years ago
jajajajajajajajaja this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jajajajajajajajajaja omg
Wuayker 2 years ago
THAT
WAS
AWESOME! xDDDDD
niconico1717 2 years ago
i love this phone!!! its my favorite one that ive had yet.
ToriTunes 2 years ago
OZZY FOREVER!!!
Metalero8000 2 years ago
OZZY ROCKS!!!
armymetal90 2 years ago
lol
thehellsyeah123 2 years ago
i could watch this all day!
gamefreak4400 2 years ago
1 can i get a black coffee
2 la visual exsplace
3 i want to shave my buttox
SmAeRYmmIt18 2 years ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
petrikovak 2 years ago
And when ozzy swollows he thinks "This is gonna hurt in my fingers... When i come home i gonna need a robot arm to do these things"
trunksleader17 2 years ago
and..did he say "bollocks" to the black guy?
sKyee221 2 years ago
LOL I love this commercial!
sKyee221 2 years ago
i think he said i want to shave my balls off! lol
wweman11213 2 years ago
yeah he has every phone number
rockeletterdude 3 years ago
lol thats how people talk in liverpool
its impossible to understand.¨
if you do understand it.
become a translater,
practice on paranoid
rockeletterdude 3 years ago
did he say i want to shave my balls im not shure
crispy899 3 years ago
i think he said bollocks
csoblivion 2 years ago
he said "i wanna shave my bollucks" i think...
jirmaya 2 years ago
cnaihaveablckcoffe what?
etm143 3 years ago
bahahahahahahhaha
etm143 3 years ago
i live how he has those people number in this phone
snicksn 3 years ago
whats he say the last time when the guy asks him how he feels about this ?
planb1532190 3 years ago
wait wat did he say wen his therapist is all like thats disturbing ozzy
zombieday333 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOL!
daniraYRM 3 years ago
ozzie, thats disturbing
modtodd94 3 years ago
lol
PyromaniacAndKnives3 3 years ago
he says i want to shave my bollucks (or testies for you guys that don't know that term)
drum321 3 years ago
poor ozzy XD
HardRockerSixx 3 years ago
lollllollllollllllllollllollllollll what a dumb ozzy
joking
monkeayboyg 3 years ago
The last part it sounded like he said lemme see your bollocks...lol :P
bEaChBuNnY7 3 years ago
englisch
trulychloe 3 years ago 2
engleesh
trulychloe 3 years ago 2
engleesh lol
trulychloe 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ILiveForGerardWay 3 years ago
lmao
guitarplayeraustin 3 years ago
YES! that's my phone
goose1977 3 years ago
woo! that's my phone! lol i have that phone.. in green, too
goose1977 3 years ago
he did say bollocks lol
DenoMinotaur 3 years ago 2
lol he did say bollocks :P
DenoMinotaur 3 years ago
hahahahah lol
Rockerchick7383 3 years ago
ozzy you are the man, we love you!
Figliodiroma 3 years ago
i have this phone.
Lol i love this commercial.
silverliner77 3 years ago
he's totally saying "I wanna shave my bollocks" XD
kruketicoliet 3 years ago
lol ozzy is funny
cheekycat458 3 years ago
Best commercial ever!
Guyverhoeven 3 years ago
I got one of those. Wine-Red. Takes good pics, but the buttons area bit small.
coreyteen13 3 years ago
OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! Great XD
Fussino 3 years ago
lol this is my favorite commercial ever.
iRockursox9 3 years ago 2
I love this commercial
AngryGerbil 3 years ago
OH thats disturbong Ozzy...
HotShotHollywoodGuy 3 years ago
"I want to shave your bollocks."
vanitypolice 3 years ago
i think he's faking
alyadventure08 3 years ago
no duh genius...
salee54123 3 years ago
um hes not british hes australian.
quartermouth9 3 years ago
lol i <3 ozzy! XD
NATALIESIMO 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
XsvartroseX 3 years ago
huahuauahuahuahua the best!
jugrey 3 years ago
Nice talking OZZY you are AWESOME(:!!!!
texasvipe 3 years ago 4
ah ossy you funny
BlakeTorres101 3 years ago
hahahhaahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Clubelvis77 3 years ago
LMAO!
This commercial is my favorite!
XD
I want the blue one soooooooooooooooo bad.
But they're $280.
):
FredThaSlayer 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"Where Did ya go"
"ksajdlkjqwkljeplace"
"What?"
"ajksdlkqjwkqeplace"
"ENGLISH!"
*texting*
"Got it"
Shadowkiller1906 3 years ago
That's.. disturbing Ozzy. XD XD XD
veltro75 3 years ago
This is funny because he's making fun of the fact that some people can't understand him lol
SforzandoFilms 3 years ago
Love the foreign cabby guy: ENGLISH! ...got it.
zplnfan 3 years ago
HAHA I LOVE THIS!!! He is sooo funny!!
"lksjlblackcoffee" "what?" "kajfkljfblackcoffee!" "what?"
he texts... "OH! Black coffeee!!!"
too funny!!
StarWarsgirl99 3 years ago
how did he get those people's numbers?!?!?! haha.
puzzlemasters08 3 years ago 4
Hes diliberitly doing that. Ozzy dont talk like in real life. Really funny commercial XD.
DaOriginalKazakame 3 years ago
How Many Times You Have To Listen To This To Understand It livingspz Cause You Have It All Right As Far As I Can Tell.
EradicatingWarlock 3 years ago
black coffe is the only one i can understand lol
negative80 3 years ago 2
hahah ROCK ON OZZY!
ernestocaste 3 years ago 4
lol i understood all of what he said :
-can i have a cup of black coffee please, can i have a black coffee, ya thank you mate
-piersburg street please, piersburg street
-i have to many problems.
lol ozzys the man
livingspz 3 years ago
It sounds like he said ''I wanna shave my bollicks'' If he said ''I have to many problems'' the therapist wouldnt of said ''Thats disturbing Ozzy'' XP
10Leafs 3 years ago
LMAO
shieva 3 years ago
can i go to 153 and lex. please
awkookrenewed 3 years ago
i thought he said "absolutely bullocks"
xiahnsaya1004 3 years ago 2
hehehe! great!))
Sanallio 3 years ago
ozzy is a god dang ive like his music form day one and he steel in with the new one's
hto1971 3 years ago 3
ozzy, no matter what you do, you are the best!
XxGothSpikeXx 3 years ago 5
I think the last one he says "I wanna shave me bollocks"
CKnightsofni 3 years ago 4
he should SING everywhere he goes then everyone would understand what he's saying rather than caually talking
detinateddeception 3 years ago 2
where to go?
mwkdamdmld
WHAT?
XDDDD
max05233157 3 years ago 2
LOL Rock on Ozzy!!! So cool of Ozzy to poke fun at himself of how noone can understand his thick british accent! He's the King of Metal and a Funny guy to match! Ozzy Rules! We Love you Oz!!!
Drockulikeahurricane 3 years ago 2
hate to break this to you, but its his British accent AND heavy drugs/Alcohol.
amankins 3 years ago 3
Ozzy is God.
SpyroTDragon 3 years ago
i think ozzy says in the psychiatrist bit "i feel like bollocks"
TheAlmightyPeanut24 3 years ago
Funny! But I won't buy a samsung.
autchose1 3 years ago
it's kinda mean to make fun of ozzy
lol
but it's really funny xD
tnekf94 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!
ToboeLvr 3 years ago
Thank god I don't get that commercial where I live because I would be out buying a new t.v. after putting my boot through Ozzy's face.
Ozzy is trailer trash with cash.
Towndrunk26er 3 years ago
this is great he couldn't have done better
mkayitschloe 3 years ago
hahahahahahaah! ozzy is so funny!
ninaisthekoolest 3 years ago
LMAO @ 0:15-0:22!!!
Souulboarder 3 years ago 4
i love it! wat is he saying in the car
sammypie199712345 3 years ago
hes putting the miss understood voice on but its one funny ad
ozzysab 3 years ago
haha best commerical in long time xD
mads1120 3 years ago 6
theres also the world of warcraft one!!
:D
BrutalChild 3 years ago
lmao this is so funny
sweeteyes251 3 years ago 6
HAHAH we all know Ozzy would never take a taxi lol. If he did it would just be for fun. He's cool like that..
rifrab3 3 years ago 6
Agreed!
XxGothSpikeXx 3 years ago 2
you are not a rocker if u get this wrong: who will win in a fight God or Ozzy?
aceAVIATOR182 3 years ago
OZZY
MetalDude1987 3 years ago
no contest ozzy
melvy117 3 years ago
Ozzy...of course
Libitina72 3 years ago 2
lol!! ozzy is funny and cool.
xlovelytinyx 3 years ago 5
I just bought this phone today! I wish I had a ringtone that sounded like ozzy's voice haha
SVUPSU06 3 years ago 6
xD lmfao XD XD XD
JoeJonasRocks1122 3 years ago 4
I simply love this commercial-- especially how Ozzy sighs after his psychiatrist/counselor says, "That's disturbing, Ozzy.." XD lmao
ParanoidSchizoAngel 3 years ago
ozzy is God!!!!
BapexKaws 3 years ago 4
This is definitely the best commercial I've seen in years.
HeIsCoolMG 3 years ago 7
You're still my hero Ozzy. I can't wait until Ozzfest '09
rockstarjesus 3 years ago
wer is ozzfest 09 ??
iluvcayla 3 years ago
Where do you live because I think that Ozzfest doesn't move from state to state or country to country anymore, it's just in one place, I'm not sure where though
Hslam19 3 years ago 2
yeah it does! hell, it came to san antonio texas the day after i went to see linkin park in '07
willgame4food 3 years ago
lol my favorite commercial
wweandbearsfan 3 years ago
lmao ozzy is awesome, cept he can just talk in his normal voice haha, no need to exaggerate it
BakaDemi 3 years ago
yeah normally I can still understand him when he talks but this was like... overboard. still funny as hell though.
TomNikkiKeiferSixx 3 years ago 2
its satire, that's why its funny
Teh48Finn 3 years ago
I think its the best commercial in years
AvaPlayer79 3 years ago
Lmao! good advertising--entertaining. maybe not good for getting people to buy.
Painfoot 3 years ago
hahaha i have the same problem sometimes that so funny
Wadomdor88 3 years ago
loved it haven*t seen such a funny commercial in years
AvaPlayer79 3 years ago
what did ozzy say that was disturbing at the end?
snowwalker27 3 years ago
no one will ever know....
TomNikkiKeiferSixx 3 years ago 2
lol
elvisdustin 3 years ago
what a trooper! How cool of him to make fun of himself. Ozzy is a great man
rrmmstein2003 3 years ago
hilarious AD too . he's too english to speak as an american ; ) !
tenebrae654789 3 years ago
Ozzy is the best,
but Batman also has this cell phone
addsystem 3 years ago
:D :D nice
DanceMacob 3 years ago
that is so ozzy. great spot. i died laughing
steveebert 3 years ago
Great spot! And the excellent VO tag is a nice vocal juxtaposition.
fannydooley 3 years ago
OZZY IS awesome
DRAG0NSIN7 3 years ago
EHAUEHAUHEUH
wonderful!!!
Arnostale 3 years ago
I just saw this commercial yesterday and thought it was hillarious. Poor Ozzy. XD
glowworm2 3 years ago
All I have to say is LMFAO. hahahaha
bassplayer3332001 3 years ago
i cant stop watching this video!!!!
i love it!!!
i'll buy that cellphone =D
VivianIsariMusic 3 years ago
lololol
mountaindewvoltage70 3 years ago
I wish Ozzy texted me. Only I don't have texting.
NameSetToPrivate 3 years ago
hahaha noob
esevatowillace 3 years ago
haha so geniuos
joaonunes123 3 years ago
BEAUTIFUL! HAHAHA
fawful67 3 years ago
I love watchin this commercial on the tv hahaha i'm a huge Ozzy fan i love him but its kinda mean man and funny LOL!
RoselovesMaiden4life 3 years ago
woot!
that would be so frusterating!
ugh..
EmmaWismyhero 3 years ago
What does he say at the end?
"It makes me feel like bollocks,"?
ganonman123 3 years ago
Regarding Ozzy's last line, your guess is as good as I imagine it to be. He'd have to enunciate each word for me to fully comprehend, but 'bollocks' is definitely understandable.
Bollocks has two general meanings 'rubbish' or 'nonsense', or a vulgar one - 'testicles' or 'balls'.
Perhaps the Sex Pistols intended a double meaning in the title of their only album 'Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols'. Though considering the furor over that album at the time, I think not.
borbetomagus 3 years ago 4
i love his black nails!
xxXDevLinSXLoVerXxx 3 years ago
Go Ozzy!!
buttercupme 3 years ago
I love this commercial. If Ozzy endorses this phone, then it is the one I'm buyin'!
HayabusaNoTsuchi 3 years ago
you go ozzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ginaozzy66 3 years ago
I saw this commercial for the first time tonight and loved it. I laughed so hard, I nearly started crying. I love Ozzy, and as far fetched as this sounds, I wish I was lucky enough that he could have been my father. Yeah, retarded, I know, but I love the Osbournes as a family and wish I could have been a friend of them or a distanced family member OR SOMETHING!
Neferia 3 years ago 11
lol i love this but yeah it is kinda mean man
203041 3 years ago
my dad said he really talks like dat!!
he saId dat his real voice cuz of da drugs!!
baybaytorie 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha
bloodandroll 3 years ago
oh dear...this is a sad thing to watch....yet ANOTHER tv discrediting of Ozzy the MUSIC ARTIST. Anyone that hears him speak today (as in this year) not on this advert will know he CAN speak clearly since he's gone clean...it's sad he's OTT fakeing it and allowing people to take the piss outta him... and btw..Ozzy hates cellphones, and there's no way in hell he'd type that fast on one anyway..haha!! Long may you reign Ozz...
madozzyfan 3 years ago
Black Sabbath Rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juckey2008 3 years ago 4
ajajajajajajajajaja
ozzy rules
hotucorpse 3 years ago
Ozzy rocks ;)
WorkingClassLize 3 years ago
that's cool man!
nschario 3 years ago
I met him when he was here with Rob Zombie and he talked just fine for the brief period we spoke. Though some people really can't understand him, but I think that comes more from them not paying attention to what is being said, rather than him not speaking well.
b33rninj4 3 years ago
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAA THE OZZ MAN RULES!!!!!!!
OZZY OZZY OZZY and so on...HILARIOUS!!!
Frozndude12 3 years ago
SHAAARONNN...SHAAARONNN I'm stuck in the couch SHAAARONN. That is basically the only thing I remember from the tv show. I laughed for days.
packpowerfan 3 years ago
Thanks Ozzy. Now I want that phone.
vampiro1216 3 years ago
lol
funny
yet mean at the same time
Dilutedfurquewall 3 years ago 4
yeeeeah! go ozzy!
jahoie 3 years ago
i'm sorry i did that i did not mean to
kurama121 3 years ago
rofl lol soooo funny! xD and somtimes he does sound like that XD
1991GothicSoul666 3 years ago 3
Oh dear. Kinda amusing, but usually understanding him isn't too hard which makes this seem a little contrived. But then it is an advertisement.
monkeyssomejerk 3 years ago 2
it is brilliant!!
vMettexCorfitzx3 3 years ago 3
i actually understood what he said!! lol
ZakkSal 3 years ago 3
this commercial is genius
EagleElric3oct10 3 years ago 2
i think most of the time he fakes the talking thing for comic effect, I've heard him speak during concert footage and she sounds fine and normal.
Ncalzone19 3 years ago
lmao wow
XxjoexxemoxX 3 years ago
That was kind of good i guess ???
karlstadfreeze 3 years ago
jajaa esta bueno!
grande ozzy mierda!!!
pablo18u2 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHA!!! win sauce!
doom222 3 years ago
OZZY!!!
BigD1987 3 years ago
I can understand him XD But that's hilarious
gabrielevanhelsing 3 years ago