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  • youre a complete faggot for making me click on this video thinking he was about to beat the life out of him

  • It takes quite alot of courage and hope for your country to be a guard like this but those guards are special they are like afghanistan generals so be careful not to diss them because if you do you are disrespecting then,our country, me.

  • Why do people have to show so much disrespect is beyond me. This guy is a guard/ Soldier, he also probably has gone to the wars in the Middle East. He is representing his Head of State (also mine). He has done a lot of training.... This guy gets low pay and what does he get, a smart assed kid jerking him around. I was in my countries military (Canada), so I feel for this soldier, he deserved better. I should think I would have sent this brat into next week.

  • should've stabbed him with a bayonett.

  • LMFAOOO!!!!

  • Those silly-looking guards are certainly an Aunt Sally, but at least they should be treated with some respect. In the end they still represent the British monarchy.

  • about time

  • You are given freedom to get close to the guards, take pictures with them aand so on. But doing uneccessary things, laughing at them are too far, they can be distracted in any moment. They have duties to carry out while tourists like him interupting his job. Respect them!! I wonder if the tourist will do the same in front of their own national guards or soldiers.

  • I give these guards respect it's a hard job and People take the piss out of them all the time he had it coming

  • @izaacreedrules yeah to right all these stupid tourist, who try and piss them off deserve a punch in the face

  • fuck the London guard!

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  • @mdoherty8 He had it coming! it's so fucking annoying when tourists fuck with the guards! really, he worked really hard to get so far that he could wear that uniform, he protect the land while you sit on your fat ass an write shit like this.

    Have some fucking respect you dumb cunt

  • interesting, i like how the tourist decide to try and play it off like he was a potential victim to someone who was armed with a bayonet even when he asked to be smacked in the head

  • Hahaha bitch had it coming

  • Wtf why was the retard following the guard around for? Weirdo!

  • Drug mule, go home.

  • He's obviously a Columbian drug mule... maybe the condoms stashed up his arse burst and the cocaine went straight to his tiny little brain.

  • well done soldier! He should have smashed the little stupid head with his rifle butt

  • Serve him right.

  • Jesus, more anti- American shit? I'm American and think the guard should have smashed his face with his rifle butt. A dickhead is a dickhead wherever you're from.

    We're not all assholes. :(

  • @MalibuFilmsWT A dickhead is a dickhead is a dickhead.

  • They got these guys in Ottawa on the unknown soldiers monument. I stood next to one for a picture, but I was respectful and didn't pissed him.

  • Americans should know better, but this banana eater is from some south American jungle or favela... moral of the story - more Americans at Oxford, fewer Colombians.

  • @ImOn2TheNext1 Sorry, but "more Americans" sounds vomit inducing to me.

  • stupid tourist

  • Stupid people, these aren't posted outside the gate for your amusement, THEY;RE THE QUEEN'S PERSONAL GUARDS. Those 5.56mm rifles ARE LOADED.

  • A some Americans have come to tell us how much better their country is and to diss ours ...no wounder people are flying planes into your buildings.. bout time use yanks grow the fuck up

  • @jgourley760 Too far.

  • @jgourley760 hey dumbass these arent american and the 9-11 comment was uncalled for but i guess thats how retarded SOME brits are, no wonder people blow up their trains. Fucking idiot get your facts right just cause they're tourist doesn't make them american plus they werent speaking english. Most americans respect the military, especially in those of our closest allies. There are those idiots that make us look bad just like Great Britan has it's share of dumbasses (you).

  • @colombiankidd305 im not talking about the guy in the video YOU FUCKING IDIOT.. i am talking about you americans leaving bullshit comments about how are country sucks and the peoploe in it... and from what ive read a 9/11 joke is in order...but sorry you dont seem like one of those dickheads so if i offended you then sorry....great comback thu with the 7/7 joke.

  • @jgourley760 I never said your country sucks and neither do most americans but the ones here saying england sucks are our thrashy redneck ingorant dumbasses that even americans dont want. and to the dumbass calling me a "banana eater is from some south American jungle or favela" im Colombian AND American. And a United States Marine dipshit and beleive it or not Colombians are more educated than most americans they just dont have the resources.

  • @jgourley760 learn some grammar first before commenting, fuckhead

  • @sorenver I think you need to learn some grammar because fuckhead is'nt a word and you forgot a FULL STOP at the end of your sentence.

    you stuped cunt..

  • he should have just shot him ._.

  • @esparto09 you one of the brits that should land in jail for responds like that, but a punch in the face would of been better , to just shoot one ist typical english/american behavior.....sorry mate but your just wrong ...

  • @mjaydee1986 stfu nob

  • @MrTJCold if thats your only response to my clear sentence , then your the nob xD or just a inet troll that wants be important.....i pity you

  • @mjaydee1986 im not a brit O_o im an american

  • @esparto09 well that answers everything, i´m english but i wouldn´t live in england or america for eaven million dollars ...cause i just notice that the new nazis from this world them too states are the closest to it.....you´ll see at the end whos right about all this crap. i mean you can say and do what you want mate, but at the end of the day your hate towards races or whatever triggered you saying he rather should of shot em will be your downfall. i hate nothing and no one and its great

  • not really an attack was it. he pushed him because he felt he was getting ridiculed and humilated by the little twat. good on him.

  • Stupid tourist he deserved it.

  • @rasheedalloy44 there's nothing i hate more than retarded tourists they are annoying like diarrhoea

  • go on fix bayonet son

  • 1) Armed with live ammunition.

    2) Serving solider.

    3) given the guard job to protect the royal family and their honour.

    4) insulting or attempting to demean the royal guard is an attack on the British and the royal family.

    5) such an attack allows the royal guard to use ANY defence he so chooses.

    6) they are on order of the crown

    So, if he chose to shoot his dick off and rape his cat it's justified until a reigning monarch decides he needed punishing (not parliament or police.)

  • disrespectful little shit

  • Shoot The Paki

  • Should have shot him.

  • sue the guy! i mean.. the student!

  • A giggling asshole!

  • That stupid prick tourist

  • Kill that arab!

  • He had a bag on his back, he was foreign, he was taking the piss by taking it too far.

    The soldier could have seen this as a potential attack on the royals by thinking the guy was creating a distraction...

  • There are plenty of other jobs that involve standing or at least staying near a single place for hours on end. I'm guessing nobody feels compelled to take the mickey out of people holding advertisements, handing out fliers or leaflets or trying to sell the Big Issue. So why the hell do people feel the need to take the mickey out of trained armed soldiers on duty!?

  • I don't know why, but for some reason tourists seem to think it's a good idea to taunt a highly trained armed man... never a good idea

  • @BigChiefMike People mostly Americans have no clue that those are soldiers and are their for decoration. Anybody who knows British History actually know who they are and what they would do to you if you fuck with them.

    America seems to miss out on this lesson somewhere down the line (Some Americans have no idea Britain exists) so obviously they are the idiots who do this. Of course other countries do the same but America is a good example.

  • i`m not British but i could have kicked his ass too , tourists should remember that they are only guests in the countries they visits

  • i would of just put that bayonet straight in that cunts neck!

  • If I was the guard I would have bayoneted that idiot. Have some respect dumb ass. In other country's like North Korea or Afghanistan you mock a man in uniform you get shot on the spot. I heard once some guy got shot by the Taliban police in Afghanistan for farting lol sounds funny bits it's not a joke!!

  • @KilluminatiMujahad So... you mean that Britain should be more like North Korea or Afghanistan? Grow a brain and realize what you just said, dumbass.

  • That was disrespectful to the guard, but at the same time the guard lost composure too fast.

  • @IauthenticI we have no idea how long this imported retard was mocking him. these guards go for hours and in theory it could have been teasing him for hours. but,,, i agree lost it in a bad way. maybe he should have just clapped his hand on his shooulder,,, i think he'd have died of shock lol

  • If that guard got reprimanded for his actions he shud have said he thought the filthy little giggling foreigner might have had a bomb in his back pack and said he was lucky i never bayonnetted the little bastard in the fucking back of the neck killing the scum instantly! hahahahaha

  • The guard thought the foreigner might have had a bomb in his ruck sack so he should have shot the filth instead!

  • that's what you get for being a fool near the queen's guard.

  • Stupid people like that forget that Britain once conquered half the world. Make fun of the British for their pompousness, and bad teeth all you like. Don't forget that at one point in history they had America by the balls.

  • @atrophyfilms2012 I don't recall Britain ever having America by the "balls". Our immigrents were from all over the world, and when Britain tried to bully their way into our affairs...that didn't last too long.

    In any case, this idiot in the video should have been executed for his actions!

  • @pillowbugg *facepalm* ok, please don't get into a pissing match with the brittish, they have bigger dicks (litteraly check the stats). although i agree his actions should have got him executed,,,, mocking a royal guard likethat,,,,FOOL!

  • i don't get it: i thought they are not allowed to do anything!

  • @rawe3000 They can if its affecting there job. He is only human and imagine walking up and down like that for hours on end doing your duty only for some little twit to mok you. This guard is alot more restraint than me!

  • how did i get here from Minecraft?

  • Smack the twat with your 80 mate.

  • Never mock the Queens Guard. F***ing idiot!

  • cut of his head shit down his neck and throw him in the tower

  • You are moking a guy who is holding a rifle! I'm amazed he didnt shoot you!

  • This guy has invented a sotry of his own, the gaurd is now in hot water for losing his cool? you are not allowed to impersonate or distract a royal gaurd then they have the right to do this, and this guy says something before the guard goes for him, probably taking the piss.

  • To all tourist coming to england

    you mess with the british

    we fuck you up

  • @Dumbledorathexplora Come over to America and see what goes down.

  • @mandybeart Living in a police state is nothing to brag about.

  • @BatmansArse a police state wtf are you talking about

  • @Dumbledorathexplora You should have said Britain, after all that guard was Scottish.

  • @TheRoyalMarines1 but that guard was in england?

    He said you mess with the british?

  • @bebill2 Not all tourists go to England.

  • @TheRoyalMarines1 im not going to even attempt to explain how stupid you sound.

  • @bebill2 Read the top comment again pal and you will understand how stupid you are son.

  • @TheRoyalMarines1 Im not your 'pal' and im definatly not your 'son'

    I really don't have the time to indulge in your shit anymore, i am 17 and im busy.

    So please go fuck yourself.

  • @Dumbledorathexplora shut up redcoat

  • @Dumbledorathexplora Oh really? Are you comfortable behind the screen?

  • @DeliteHayk

    very :p

  • @Dumbledorathexplora So that's where us Americans get our rep! :) Cheers!

  • Butt stroke hadji to the side of his fucking head and send a goddamned message

  • lol legend

  • what do the guards do are they their just for looks or do they actually stop crime when they see it

  • @SSJ2Starscream The guards are guards. They're not for show. They don't have the power of policemen but their rifles are loaded if anyone tries getting into Buckingham Palace.

  • Why should a guard have to take shit from some little brown twat and his giggling turd of girlfriend...

  • stupid donkey n is gigglin bitch!

  • I wonder how many people like this he has to go through a day... That sucks...

  • Kid in the video is an asshole and so is his asshat girlfriend...

  • its just the way they walk.... awesome hat tho :D

  • you see then, the Royal Guard is the most stressful job in England, they have to march in the acute position until they are shifted out, as you can see this one had reached the peak of his stress and hoped off his rocker, but again they go down like files or vomit in place while marching (and would continue to march!), its again a very demeaning job honor

  • Seriously, the guard took it way too personally. Kid was just being a kid.

  • FUCKING HORRID YANK SCUM! THE DIRT OF THE EARTH! HOW DARE THEY DO THAT TO A BRITISH ROYAL GUARD!

  • @appaharrisonly I agree! The kid is Colombian! Total yank scum!!

  • @appaharrisonly he's not American, he's paki or something. most Americans like me respect the military and would never make fun of a soldier. especially our best ally!

  • @mr2spyders its nive to see some people show a little respect, such as yourself

  • i once saw a tourist wind up a queens guard then he took an arrow to the knee

  • We are all thinking it...kick the shit out of the foreign turd

  • That little foreign shit deserved to be knocked out, not just pushed!!

    How dare they take the blatent piss out of our tradition, respectability, restraint!

    I hope I meet this little shit and his giggly girlfriend one day!!

  • @LadyHarrington2k Somebody reads the Daily Mail...

  • @BassaiDai123 That is a good insult actually, i'll give you that.

  • @LadyHarrington2k Thanks bro!

  • @LadyHarrington2k lol ! et qu'est ce que t'en sais que c'est sa meuf ? mais pas mal la vidéo mdr. moi j'espère aussi les rencontrer 

  • @rayou43110 can i get that order to go with rice and a can of coke?

  • @freenarative Repète Boritchev ! parce que j'ai pas bien compris

  • @rayou43110 J'ai dit, je peux avoir que pour aller avec du riz et une cannette de coca s'il vous plaît?

  • why would you disrespect them they protect you

  • phaaa and they say you can't make them laugh or leave the post ...

  • @HannichkaK that's the palace guard, he's a royal guard. (they are as close as the police to a vet),,,,and it's still wrong. there are videos of people climbing the fence of the palace in an attept to get in (royals were on holidays at the time) but the guards left the guardboxes, scaled the fence, pulled the guy off and proceded to pummel him into a litteral coma. the outcome, one nut job in a wheel chair for 24 months and,,,,,,that is all.

  • come on guys, it was funny the way he turned around

  • Disrespecting people protecting you.

  • The guy totally deserved it...soldier's only doing his job. How'd he like it if some foreign tourist came up to his desk whilst he's working and started mimicking his every move and taking the piss etc? They might be guards/soldiers and trained to have a strong skin but they're human beings too. People get angry when they're wound up. Also why outline that he's a Scots guard? What does it matter whether hes Irish, Welsh, English or Scottish? Our soldiers are all British and all serve the Queen.

  • that was just disrespectful.

  • glad I'm not a royal guard I would of plunged the bayonet into his neck

  • bien hecho al idiota retardado 

  • Well done! Should've stroked the butt of his rifle to his head... what an idiot... disrespectful little twit

  • Well done guardsman!

  • thats what he gets for trying to be funny, they should all be allowed to slap people for copying what they do, but as for pictures and stuff is ok as long as they know not to cross the line.

  • He wouldn't do this to a soldier in camo gear, the little shit deserved it.

  • I personally think the guard is in the right.

    I had such a incident happen with me. Sometimes when I'm waiting, Ill walk around aimlessly.

  • I find it amusing that this gaurd, probably trained by the SAS to defend the Queen with proffesional tactics, just suckerpunches him in the back...

  • @Trashcansam123 Nope they are not trained by the SAS they are actually full infantry army regiments. They are active soldiers.

  • @Trashcansam123 choice 1:sucker punch. choice 2: kill him, rape his grandma, sterilise his family to stop breeding, burn down his home.,,,,,,,,,hmmmmm,,,,,,choi­ce one is easier.

  • He should be sent home to wherever the fuck he came, seeing as he can't respect where he is.

  • QUEEN'S GUARD PUNCH!!!

  • Damn! The GUARD SHOULD SHOOT THAT BASTARD!!! DAMN!

  • I remember (I personaly don't, im only 16) when being a guard or a soldier earned you some respect. Not anymore it seems. What has happened to the world?

  • Fuck that bastard up my Grenadier friend, shove your bayonet in his sternum next time

  • long live great Britain's armed forces

  • lol why? XD kids just walkin'...plenty of other people near by too...

  • The guard should have casually KO'ed him with his gun while they were turning.

  • Haha!!

  • Kick that laughing cunt in the teeth.

  • he should have stuck that bayonet up his arse. i would applaud the gaurd give him a pat and ignore the desperate begging of his little 'hihi' girlfriend to witness, with a big smile.

  • oh because thats fucking hilarious isnt it bitch? every body is just laughing, you think your embarrassing him when actually every body on the internet and on the street is laughing at you for embarrassing your self you little cunt i would of fucking stabbed you with my bayonet

  • What is honourable about guarding some palace for some greedy people that are born into royalty and wealth? He's just a paid goon, stop putting him on a pedestal.

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  • If i was there that guard wouldn't have to do that, i would have kick his ass for him.

  • they work hard all day and thats what they get... people makeing fun of them ba.

  • Stupid tourists only know disrespect.

  • @fartsam08 so would the guard be demoted or what

  • @cber8860 Hmm its possible. He must've just completely lost it and raged at the guy, which is understandable. But I'm pretty sure they're meant to restrain themselves so yeah he probably would get into some sort of trouble for bad display or something along those lines.

  • i bet he got promoted

  • so I do everything for your satisfaction

  • Why does everyone make fun of they? It's an honourable job.

  • Absolutly Great. Fucking Punk

  • i dont know what every bodies problem is.those guards might seem funny, but they aint no fucking joke.

  • towel head trash should be deported. He should have rammed his bayonet through that punks skull.

  • Perhaps next time he won't annoy a hard working soldier!

  • i think alot of people think these guys are just paid to dress up like some mascot at a theme park. they're very experience soldiers. not the type of person to take shit off anybody

  • @jimmy3285 Experienced soldier should have a little restraint, or be retired. They are supposed to take shit off the government, public or anyone. They are not paid to think, judge or act without orders. An officer tells them to run up a hit and die, they do it. They react when told to react, not when they feel they have had enough.

  • @clearlogicify Actuilly theres where you are wrong. theyre trained to take orders yes. but they can act without orders. its kind of part of being human

  • @MrClownshoe They have rules of engagement. Strict rules for a reason. A soldier can act independently in battle, even loosely interpret an order, but cannot go against an order. If they do, they'll either get a medal, court martial/discharge or a bullet to the chest.

    Guard duty like this allows no acting out.

  • @writerandartiste

    Modern uniform yes AK47 no. Sure they don't jam but neither would that gun since he's in an urban environment plus it is much more accurate.

  • good for him, i can't even imagine how much shit this guard takes on daily basis from asshole tourists. Everybody's got a limit, just take a look at that crazy flight attended earlier this year.

  • If he's making fun of the guard then he's disrespecting the country and therefor deserves an ass whoopin.

    Guard did nothing wrong IMO

  • I know it's a tradition but maybe it's time to do away with it. The bearskin-hat wearing guards are an elite military unit in Britain, with a lot of pressure on their minds obviously and last thing they need is to be constantly mocked by juvenile idiots. Why not just have regular guards with AK-47's in MODERN WARDROBE.

  • jaja the tourist is just a dummass, the guard must kick his ass to the boarder line..

  • oh look the sun are twisting more stories.. attack.. yeahh sureee.. lets claim manslaughter

  • I would do same no respect that.

  • Haha, PUNKED!! This isn't anything like those Austin Powers movies, is it, kid?

  • i wanted to see that kid get beat...

  • maybe next time you morons go find something better to do like playing with eachother's bits, instead of annoying and harassing a person in his job. You are lucky that's all you got.

  • You twats deserved a fucking boot, Mocking are English tradition your luckly you got of with a boot i tell you !!!!!

  • i wish he stabbed him with his bayonet tbh

  • Remember that dude still has a gun! lol.

  • They have the right.We need to respect them

  • Omg , check this Royal guard =))) /watch?v=_Wqulwx5Tdk

  • It's nice to see a jack ass, get it.

  • Bag search.