unexpected visitors.

[eliasmurray]

he is very handsome 

[hraeta2]

that must have hurt. sliding down the stairs like that.

[MrRandomanimation]

some people just cant handle being, "Home Alone".

[DarkLance15]

She looks poor.

[TheMode69]

x favore si può fare una colletta x curarla?

[livinglegend1187]

BRAVO, ROSE!

[Svartalfr666]

please please please SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO

I love beautyfull Girls with Tattoos

[Epzo1]

I love English humor, one liners are like really long run on sentences

[alistairDebenham]

Wait, is that East Slope?

[Beanheadification]

so hot..so fucking hot

[xxxsukit]

@Beanheadification u know thats a guy right? just giving u a heads up nigga

[Beanheadification]

@xxxsukit mate your a fucking virgin just look at her body i would fuck that even if it was a guy SO HARD

[joewhatsit67]

lol be honest......do you have a cock?

its okay if you do ive got one too

[MichaelSwg]

LET ME DISSECT THIS FOR YOU:

1. The most obvious - the hands. Long fingers, wide palms, bulgy wrist.

2. Reminents of an adonnis belt (most commonly found on males.)

3. No real hips (not as much of a real reason)

4. No definition in the ass.

MAN.

[clancym1]

@MichaelSwg it seems like your notion of a woman is based on the women you see in pornographic movies. it turns out, females can be skinny with quirky physical features without having a penis.

[tuaarita]

@MichaelSwg fuck you girl :(

[GRUNTCRUSHER117]

Someones been watching home alone

[ThisIsMyNickNameOnYT]

Wow, you are so small and skinny. I'm not kidding you can even dodge my cum.

[Skoomax]

@ThisIsMyNickNameOnYT LOL

[Arxidianomeas]

Are you you ? Cause I'm not me.

[MrDdosRunescape]

Home Alone l0l0l 

[MeJoho]

long figners. 1:25

[kingturner8]

i'd smash



[TrueLiar80]

Omg,wtf.shes a girl ffs.

[HitlerMienFuhrer]

mfw shes not a girl.

[imoutodesu]

Can i get you for chrismas?

[tayfungozukara]

obvious trap. 0:32

[DrNoOriginality]

@tayfungozukara Dude, Just drop it, for fuck sake.

[LondonOpiate]

Skins reference... and ketamine 

[mrPJMills]

Translation for 0:35

"Hey Christian girl, don't you wanna come out and be loud and annoying with all your loud and annoying friends"

[TheUnspokenRegret]

What... the fuck????.... @theosebeis Not really, and she is quite attractive.Too bad all the fucking creepers scared her off youtube... I enjoyed her videos..

[KendrickMan]

Holy shit she's hot

[theosebeis]

@KendrickMan

she looks like a 12 year old!

[TheOptickid]

She must be half eastern european, I'd recognize those hips anywhere.

[Xalimander]

@TheOptickid Eastern europeans have narrow hips ?

[KennethMichaels]

1:30 Ring finger longer than Index Finger. Dood~!!

[Nineteen1900Hundred]

I find this very hard to fap to. BTW nice to see a There Will Be Blood poster.

[Left4K]

"69"

her year of birth or her favourite sex position? x)

[azzkikr1701]

the new queen. fuck chloe ho

[SXITony]

im curios how old she is

[Frittrich]

ive got the weirdest boner right now

[DrBurnt]

"I've got ketamine!.."

[mattyboys33]

how old are you

[blackman2462]

QUEEN OF /b/, LOVE YOUR SHIT

[Nameless666Maggot]

@blackman2462 Agreed.

[OllyMillMill]

hey christian girl dont you wanna come out and be loud and annoying with all your loud and annoying friends

[slayerulz11]

oh shit, she looks like my ex, except prettier

[mufasabrian]

I love there will be blood and im glad you have the poster

[boneawl]

its a guy

[ranz0u]

1:22 Homo alone.

[TurboNoob]

does this woman live in an abandoned silent hill apt complex

[darknessofkrish]

i'd almost forgotten that satan worhsipping movie

[utbunny]

Joe pesci is a funny guy

[lastmondaypast1]

uploaded on my bday. fuck.

[ManlytearsUK]

Remove all your videos and fuck off the internet attention whor.. faggot nice boy body bro.

[cihanus3535]

guys, i'm sorry but

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

[hamidder1]

ITS A TRAP!!!

[pliosaurus]

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

[muhkr]

she/he lives in a bunker or what?

[MrSeamonkeyman]

@muhkr It's called England.

[retpyrc]

That is some oscar winning acting you have.

[Teales]

I wanna bang this chick

[ihab1000]

1:08 oh man i loled FFFFUUUUUUU Rose!

[nikolaidrostdov]

Her nose fucks up her face. Would be do-able, but enter nose.

[NinjasaurTheWizard]

@nikolaidrostdov

Bullshit, she has a cute ass fucking nose

[nikolaidrostdov]

@NinjasaurTheWizard She won't take notice of you, so stop being the knight in shiny armor.

That's a fugly god damn nose.

[cyberyamazaki]

@nikolaidrostdov

ahh that's actually my favorite type of nose, i love the way it's shaped, love it, so do some other people

[NinjasaurTheWizard]

@nikolaidrostdov

No way man, there is nothing wrong with it at all. lol

[nikolaidrostdov]

@NinjasaurTheWizard You're probably right. I've got severe problems with my standards; nothing is good enough. It's a curse, I tells ya. Really hard to be satisfied with my work, my home and my ladies. I always seem to find faults which makes me disgusted.

That's why I find her nose repulsive.

[MechFish]

"Hey christian girl ADFGdfgsdfgsdf gsdfgsdfg sdfg sdfg dfgre grege "

Couldn't understand a fucking word

[WantdUndead]

@MechFish maybe she's welsh

[dukkySM64]

@MechFish "don't you want to come out and be loud and annoying with your loud and annoying friends?"

[jones81381]

@MechFish Hey Christian girl, don't you want to come out and be annoying with all your annoying friends?

[kilmer009]

1:19  You really DO have ketamine. :D

[RationalTheism]

I have a million pound flat in london, come live with me :(

[taylorwright44]

Anyone else happy to see a full body shot showing she has breast giving her the realization that it actually is a girl and they're not gay for wanting to fuck her. I am.

[sumgirl720]

@taylorwright44 You do know you can take hormones that give you tiny breasts, right?

[Tinto2]

if only more women had hair like this.

[Mr59366]

ramona flowers

[x4ruin]

Haha ohh it's time to break out the bb gun :P

[Bob8199]

She would be so hot if she gained 50 lbs.

[Jackalofdeath]

@Bob8199 nobody wants to be as fat as you kid

[MrGoaMan]

wtf am i watching? :P

[unowild]

LMAO, I like this one, I watch it often. SO, when will you show us your Tattoos. How long did it take to complete?

[spites1]

sucks

[therealCanablisS]

you got ketamine? 0:55

[MULESLAX]

what does your shirt say.

[EvilApple818]

I think I love you <3

[TheHowToGuy97]

your probably the cutest girl ive seen on youtube

[celebezz]

@TheHowToGuy97 YOU'RE* 

[Inzolity]

@TheHowToGuy97 It's a trap

[Gabe2590]

@TheHowToGuy97

>Girl

Yea right hahahahahahaha

[KRAZYKENNY479]

@TheHowToGuy97 Its a guy.

[alphaprawns]

@KRAZYKENNY479 Lol I never kept up with her threads on /v/, was it ever actually proven that it is a dude?

[KRAZYKENNY479]

@alphaprawns Yep, "she" posted her dick.

[TheWoWGrind]

@KRAZYKENNY479 Where can I find such things?

[KRAZYKENNY479]

@TheWoWGrind Fuck if I know, im not into traps.

[redredwine05]

Crying scene couldve hit ridiculous levels if vomit was involved.. Maybe next Christmas?

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

did chris crocker start smoking meth?

[GulommiRSi]

Just say neigh

[koggit]

move to seattle so i can seduce you and force your body produce cute little blue haired baby randies

[Autokiller36]

@koggit hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha­.

ha. damn thats creepy

[32wallace]

OHHH it's home alone

[Stimpynator]

I was about to say this reminds of Home Alone...then i discovered (at the point of the moderately disturbing "i made my house mates disappear") that would of indeed been a retarded comment but evidently, i still revealed it and covered myself in the piss of retardation.

[4hand561]

Nice tattoo... and home alone parody...

[13Knives1]

Its a reverse trap!!! What a pleasent surprise!!! XD Sorryyyyy, I just had to say it xD. You are quite nice though, subscribed a while ago, looking forward to new videos :D

[BOABRAB666]

lol maybe they r in a khole lowl

[Taka014]

ITS SANTY CLAUSE ... AND HIS ELF!! LMAO

[crabulon]

The question has become...do you truly have Ket????? if so I will be over in 5

[3under69]

boy t c alovely sexy girl likt you

[JohnnyTie]

I love Home Alone!!! Lol!

[corso6666]

you are so sweet

[pr3cum]

You got this from that one movie

[3under69]

hot

[humuhumunuculucuapua]

did she say she's got ketamine?:))):)):))

[HelloTacoPocket]

Oh my FUCKING FUCK I dress like you... like that.... when I'm home. Know what I mean? Completely fucking ridiculous and unmatching. And unfitting.

But it works, and you are EXQUISITE at it.

[kanorains]

THAT WAS SO AWSOME !?

[killscooter]

my girlfriend thanks yur hot!!!

[dickbutkiss]

You need a man!

[herohezza]

Lol at you going down the stairs in a box. And I like your tattoo, what's it of? Please make a video showing us :)

[AnalFuckingCow]

i fucking hate tattoos.

[robotentity]

What the heck is that place? A halfway house?

[iwouldneverspam]

nice hair

[pr0gram1st]

i can't figure out whats ur accent like , maybe its british or something , but youre really cool and hot ^.^ and cute!

[calicojackmcgurk]

niice! i love home alone!! Kevin McCalister is awesome! haha

[therealCanablisS]

you've got ketamine?

[ideasoner]

@Zpetsnazi

dude thats just a cross dresser, they look quite alot different than a normal looking girl

[yeppykinksta]

LOL

[ideasoner]

@Zpetsnazi its a girl, ...you not notice the boobs?

[puckdogpilot]

shes from England right? cause she has a tattoo can u get that at any age there?

[ideasoner]

@puckdogpilot

she is english, age is 18 here but meny get them younger but its illigal and dumb

[puckdogpilot]

@ideasoner oh dang

[Xiloscient69]

@Ideasoner, You realize, that if you read her Profile you'd understand she is 23 ( as unbelivable as it is...)

And Even if she did get a Tattoo underage, Why does it bother you??? It is HER body and like most people she will do what she wants with it... Just throwing that out there.. cause you seem to have been in the sun a little too much... brains have melted... and have a lack of knowledge

[ideasoner]

@Xiloscient69

actualy its dumb becouse the tattoo artist can loose ther licence to tattoo, and can be arested for harming a minor(close to rape), also its illigal....

one of my best freinds just been arested for tattooing a 17 year old and now he has no job, a fine and a jail sentence

thats why it bothers me

maybe go start a arguement with some else who dosnt know what ther on about next time

dumbshit...

[BabiiG0tChuFeelin]

@ideasoner  isnt it her choice really?

"Your body may be a temple, but mine is an amusement park."

[ideasoner]

@BabiiG0tChuFeelin

dont think you se my point, i love tattoos, im planning my first one soon...

i have a problem with people tattoing without a license and doing underage tattoos, the tattoo artist can get arested for being a pedo! and dirty nedals can give people hiv n shit

[OnlyFooIsAndHorses]

Yeah Enlgand and 18. But you can always get a fake id :D

[Lonth117]

why are all youre comments like

5 stars for ass or is it a girl or boy

just watch the vid and yeahh

[fatslug]

yuk tatoos. such a pretty ... eyes i guess. but seriously you act like a ambian (SP??) pill.

[darklight436]

that's one crappy flat, but one nice ass

[AaahChocolateGoo]

ill give you 5* for the nice ass :O

[charlesfitzpatrick]

that was such an unexpected ending, that was a perfect Home Alone reference if Ive ever seen one.

[Hashpotato]

i need a fuckin sandwich.

[disgruntldtoad]

What the fuck just happened here?

[paashaasXD]

i really REALLY dont say this much, "you are art".

[Conorilla]

I thought this was so gay.

[brentex1]

you mentioned ketamine

[brentex1]

ket hahaha

[TOBY2351]

Nice ass

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Another day, another tortuous manifesto of faggotry. You flunked college because you never learn Losertrek.

[Lunartrek]

Rose, I'm sorry I said those things to you. I thought I was justified in saying those things when I saw how often you would say something mean to someone that had given you a genuine compliment. I thought I was justified, but I realize just how self-perpetuating cruelty is in that it inspires cruelty in the one dealt a blow and it continues that way. I want no part of such unhealthy things.

I actually enjoy your videos as I find them both creative and honest. I didn't subscribe out of spite.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Good point Snaps!

OOOOPS I mean IKnowAllAboutAll!

Jesus, what are we doing here man? Tormenting no-marks like Losertrek IS awesome fun and all but what if our bosses catch us? Wont we get fired?

Oh wait we're the bosses. Im sure glad I stuck out those years of drinking and drugs that college was, they were tough but worth it in the end.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Hey Snapper did he just whip out the "I know you are but what am I?" defence????

We're finished for sure buddy, he must have gone to an awesome college.

We're getting off the track here though, my original contention was simply that repeatedly calling my pal Squeaky here a bitch was mean, and that you are a fucking disgrace. Cant we just agree on those two things and part friends?

[Lunartrek]

Do you think about these videos beforehand or does this sort of thing just kind of fall out of you from random directions? That's gonna come across poorly, but I don't care, it's fucking YouTube.

I love the part where the parody of the aftershave scene transitions into a tearful fit of self-loathing. That was pretty amusing.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

God youre a fucking dick Lunartrek.

[Lunartrek]

Yeah, I know, I guess I CAN sometimes be a dick, but nobody's perfect. Anyway, I'm pretty sure everyone is a dick or a prick or some form of asshole on a regular basis to somebody or another so...meh.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Youre just an asshole to a lot of people on a regular basis, no doubt. You are one of natures catchers.

[Lunartrek]

Haha, okay, kiddo. have fun trying to make a point or win some dumb arguments online.

Also, I'm sensing a little hostility from you. Do you want to talk about it?

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Ok let's!

Id like to buy your mum and dad and rape them to death.

[Lunartrek]

*Blinks*

Well, have fun being a necrophiliac. I'm guessing that behavior stems from either parental abuse from a young age or a complete lack of other sexual options. Either way, I'm here to listen, little buddy.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Your parents are dead?? HA HA HA HA HA HA! Nice work God, I owe you one buddy.

[Lunartrek]

;-)

Yours will die too, one day, and then who's basement will you live in?

Keep trying, your little words are bound to get me all riled up, eventually, right? Not sure what you'd do without a little *yawn* excitement in your life.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

I killed mine years ago.

Chad I know how you get redfaced and teary because you created an unasked for 800 word War and Peace of faggotry on my account page, remember? That was the time you called me lots of names and claimed dropping out of high school and never having a good job were lifestyle choices on your part, your spelling and grammar compromised because you were slamming the keys so hard.

[Lunartrek]

College, little guy, I dropped out of college, but you're getting better.

Aaanyway, good jobs aren't easy to come by, but I'm sure you'll be a rock star by the time you graduate high school. If only we could all be that cool.

I see now, you're still angry that I called you on being a YouTube troll, right? Guess you proved me wrong there. :-)

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Oh yeah my mistake (chortle!) You'd never guess. College can be rough on the retarded I suppose.

Speaking of Youtube trolling, whats with repeatedly calling old Randall here a bitch?

[Lunartrek]

Hmm, just calling it like I see it. I pay her respect in the same sentence, usually. Should I refer to her as a bright ray of sunshine? She's not and I'd wager that she knows it and is okay with it. Tell me, are you her little knight in punky armor? How cute.

And college wasn't hard for me, I just got tired of paying for it with no direction to take it in. Not everyone starts out knowing what they want to do. When you grow up and pay your own way, you can talk to me about how easy it is.

[ATiredDogsMouth]

Youre speaking from a position of lofty experience here right? Hows that apprenticeship going there Donald Trump? PA HA HA HA HA!

I own my own design business. My last project was a £5m house. Im 2 years older than you. I live on a farm and can do as I like, ie get stoned and annoy you. Its excellent.

My honourable friend Spinesnapper can speak for himself.

I would invite you to tell us more about yourself but you already did on your excruciating account page and all over mine. Die?

[spinesnapper]

The "takes one to know one" defence is pretty basic, and doesn't concern me. But, for what it's worth I am amazing and people do notice.

Regarding college. I'm not going to criticise but instead throw you a bone. Education is not fun; its not supposed to be enjoyable. Your problem is not about changing direction; Its about your lack of any learning, even an ability of how to learn and of course also, commitment.

[Lunartrek]

Amazing, huh I still live by the opinion that big dogs don't bark without cause. If you two were truly stellar individuals of high minds and great integrity I challenge that you would see nothing to gain from trying to get a rise out of a complete stranger whom you know next to nothing about. Still, the self-impressed attempts to tell me who I am have been amusing, at best, but lacking in any true insight as is usually the case with snap judgments. I'll admit, I'm party to them, sometimes.

[spinesnapper]

You do however show great commitment at annoying people on the internet. So you do have some sort of energy. I knew this guy who was really good at fixing computers and could talk eloquently be approachable. So one could assume he is intelligent, has a good methodical nature, and is social. Fair enough, but he is also totally useless, unemployed and has looser friends. He is a sulker and delusional.

[Lunartrek]

I would have to ask what you base that statement on since the only people I have shared any scrap of cross dialogue with would be the two of you and since your self-praising friend here was the first to fire off his arrogant mouth at complete random and with unwarranted disrespect to a total stranger I would have to ask...isn't that kind of like the kettle calling the teapot black?

Anyway, I don't expect friends to call each other on their bullshit. I only expect that you will stand together.

[spinesnapper]

Many homeless people are intelligent, I wouldnt be suppressed if they have a higher iq than, say, cleaners. They put a lot of effort into fucking up their lives.

I think you are this kind of guy,(without the intelligence) basically, you will never sort your life out.