Russell Howard's Good News - Epic Exam Failure

[Mrbenhart1999]

The Last Ones Mine Im Acheely Not Joking I Saw It On bbc thre and i was shocked that my answer is on there oh and i can turn the tv on

[Jed0fSpades]

Q. Give an example of a risk

A. This

[TheJAMBucket]

"Wendy says the answer is four. Explain why she's wrong..."

I said: Wendy's a woman

[silverleaf7878]

@TheJAMBucket Funny cus thats my name <w<

[thomas5070]

MOM THE MAGIC BOX I'M USING WON'T WORK!

[AwesomeAssassin1000]

i have mocks comming up soon i might be seriouse on all questions except the last one and so something like this

[matrixphijr]

To be fair, the answer for three drawbacks to hedgerow removal is probably right.

[BaneLupine]

@matrixphijr Nope, the removal of hedgerows causes increased soil erosion, disruption of the hydrological cycle (transevaporartion loss) and a loss of carbon sink as well as loss of aeration in the soil... and probably many more. Yep, I am an Environmental Student.

[matrixphijr]

@BaneLupine You're not getting it. Nevermind.

[OBrien1510]

this is one from ireland. how do you stimulate the economy.... tickle its balls

[gillivinherlife09]

Find x (circles the letter x)

[ReyWrestler619]

@gillivinherlife09 Yeah. i know. i watched the video like.... everyone else here did! :L

[jenny787fluffy]

luc luc luc luc LUCK luc luc lu lu luc LUCKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[District13Tribute]

omigod this made my day!!!!

xD

[euan09ful]

hahahahaha,you funny russel

[wilko202]

press 8 repeatedly for HITLER!!!

[manu199722]

My teacher set us some text book work the question was find x so I put found it under the x. My teacher epic fails

[samipakiboi]

My mate sat a business exam, and had to state another source of finance. He answered: 'Breaking into your piggybank...'

Yeah, he ended up with a grade U for that exam xD

[stickytwig]

press 9 repeatedly XD

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

lmao i hate exams, but taking the piss takes the depression out of knowing fuck all. I remember writing "with a ruler" to every biology question about measurements

[Aziexxx]

I could watch him all day, he's so damn funny. Wait, what time is it? Shit, I have! :D

[olliepfc94]

i was in an IT exam and this was the question, "how do you prevent a computer from getting a virus?" i put, "give it a condom"

[joebeefchicken4]

don't get the romeo one because i never did shakespeare in English but the rest are brilliant

[shadowpower123]

@joebeefchicken4 watch Buzhurhman's 'Romeo and Juliet', you'll know

[joebeefchicken4]

@shadowpower123 thanks mate

[AnahSkywalker]

@jdeaterable lol someone should use that xD

[DSLDARTH]

I don't think he knew that most of them were trolling.

[jdeaterable]

heres one

stacey adds 2+6

she thinks the answer is 12

why is she wrong

answer

she wrong because, she is not in the kitchen

[xXxGreenEyedGirlxXx]

@jdeaterable and if you had any sort of IQ you wouldn't be saying sexist shit like that.

[jdeaterable]

@xXxGreenEyedGirlxXx ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Cheeseman648]

Loooll

[CheekyyCharleyx]

OMG only 1 person disliked.... i think that was the person who wrote 2polar bears four seals..... Lool x

[TropicalRemixed]

2 Polar bears and 3, no 4! seals

[ProudToBeNerdy]

THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE.

[animegril13X3]

hey i can turn on the magic box just fine 

[xXxGreenEyedGirlxXx]

@animegril13X3 my tastes good:3

[xXxGreenEyedGirlxXx]

@xXxGreenEyedGirlxXx *mine

[KDance297]

i know someone who sat in an rs exam for an hour and just drew pictures of jesus all over his exam paper. when the invigilator asked if he needed help he responded by saying: ''only if you're gonna sit my exam for me or help me escape from this shit hole... other than that i'm good thanks.'' <--- he got excluded the next day ;L

[RichiCGuitar]

Dear Mr/Mrs Examiner. I know where you live

[FabioDCAnselmo]

Genius .

[soapfan97]

This is ledgendary! :) xxx

[zer0luv]

OMG, this made me laugh so hard. I feel so smart now!

[OhSoJazzy51]

MUM THE MAGIC BOX WON'T WORK!

[deathbyjellybabies]

a guy i know didn't get a maths question in his exam so wrote:

"I don't get this question but here is a drawing of a cat" and drew one.

[CONOFRAC]

This never gets old

[MaddyPhillipps]

lollollollol :)

[TheLouisk99]

the 1 dislike is the kid who answerd these

[MusicToYourComputer]

My friend did something like that in yr 5! the question was: Name three different ways of storing food, so that they're still edible. well.... he got the first two right.... 1. freeze them 2. dry them out ...... then he put 3. eat it quickly......

[amonlycommentin]

XD i was laughing so much i cried

[Matty09Magic]

i think its twice as funny that he crossed out the three cause it took two attempts to count to six

[meganbabezzzz]

id love to shake the hand of those people LOVE IT!

[TheForestTekkers]

Well, I sat there rubbing and licking my computer, and that seemed to work...

[Rebecca123Allen]

Lol>..

[trandomphatguy]

i just put "bacon" for every answer. and when they say explain your answer, i just put "bacon is the answer to evrything...".

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@trandomphatguy Actually, it's 42. Apparantly.

[honneyohshc]

Haha expand the brackets came up in my exam I kept thinking of this and then actually wrote it but the rubbed it out lol

[XTamillaX]

I lick my tv all the time......It shows I love him <3333

[hollievineslovemcfly]

i love russel hes soo cute

[themegasims3lover]

LOL 2 polar bears and four seals... i HAVE to try that one!!

[TheAmbe10]

What is protein?

Drink an energy drink and you'll soon find out...

[EmmaJayneSmith]

Question in our exam. "Why would you find traces of lead in pipes?"

My Answer. "Flushing pencils down toilets."

[XargenTelNada]

@EmmaJayneSmith But there is no lead in pencils... It's graphite -Insert trollface here-

[IrateNub]

@EmmaJayneSmith Lead isnt in a pencil. ITs Graphite.

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@Purple13512 she actually got the marks? Wow.

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

@BlazetheFireDragon ha thats a good one

[sicksio]

not as bad as I did once

What pumps blood around your body?

I wrote..... your lungs! I don't know why! :L

[vampireravefan]

think i failed english. at least i didnt do anything like this

[Purple13512]

In a Physics test we got a question: What is refraction?

My friend put: Ask Edward Cullen. :D

She got the marks.

[lolliepop90]

Here's one I made up:

Justin bieber is good. Do u agree? Explain your answer.

She's shit because he's shit.

Explain why others would disagree.

They're shit.

[BlazetheFireDragon]

My friend wrote another stupid one XD

-What is the captial of England?

- E

[johnnydiggle]

@BlazetheFireDragon your friend must really stupid not to know that london is the capital of england. Everyone knows that!

[BlazetheFireDragon]

@johnnydiggle I know. She's failing every subject at the minute. And she's 15 >.<

[101Tonia101]

@johnnydiggle - Actually, my friend thought it was Manchester. I mean, she's Chinese, but has only lived here 10 years...

[MegaSpade10]

@BlazetheFireDragon we had a french test and it said La escalade and i didnt know what it was so i put escalator surfing :D

[jitzannabraham]

@BlazetheFireDragon maths question 'find y'

what my friend did, he drew and arrow to the y and said 'here it is!'

[brekfastnewz]

Hopeless. This is the sort of humour you'd find on a staff room pinboard

[Jess140594]

I actually remember doing that expand the brackets thing in one of my exams....

[lovemac95]

have mocks tommorow this has cheered me up :'D xx

[FreedomWolf353]

that is truly a mega epic fail if i ever fail at a test i will fail in stile like that oh yes

[i2010Tunes]

First !

[bienlabloger]

@i2010Tunes fail