Sh*t Accountants Say

[IngoHuber]

Half diet, half regular Coke LOL But you stole that from Jack Black.

[rob1pr30]

@poogie305 Sorry. I was writing that on my Smart Phone which you can tell isn't too smart. Damn touchscreen keyboards.

[RKtennis1]

"hold the tortilla" LOL.

[takegangsta]

alright sooooo i dont want to major in accounting anymore

[jacejai]

So many great quotes in there.

My manager said "This is a great growth opportunity" to me.

I replied "ha ha I use that line too."

[evilblade23]

Not funny at all, like it was made by an accountant.

[DianaMhmBoy]

I ask myself every day why I chose to be an accountant.... Lol......

[rob1pr30]

@kushit3 the best job i could get was a waiter before I became an accountant and know an making 3 times what i used to make. So I apreciate it and I can like any job cause its mental plus its that money that makes it better. But I know where your coming from see I graduated at 26

[mlove72]

"Do you have a second? Can I ask you a quick question?" = The first three years of your accounting career!

[Anchutkin]

Hahaha. i am an auditor and this is about 75% correct. funny.

[AllAboutLilly]

not accurate!

[rox1co]

ugh ... not funny

[rob1pr30]

Everybody here who says they're so glad they're not an account probably have no job or a job that pays less. If theyre glad why dont they state whats their profession. Lol. Believe me public accounting is a good job.

[kushit3]

@rob1pr30 No it isn't and I'm a public accountant.

[poogie305]

@rob1pr30 I agree. Fact: I'm not an accountant. You're not an English Major.

[scholar819]

Why so much emphasis on FOOD???

[Anchutkin]

@scholar819 Because what we do is difficult and pretty boring too and food is the only fun thing allowed.

[danasa1984]

This is hillarious!



[Threeshammy]

Nice effort, but the only thing good about this video are the hot asain women. And the computer isn't fast because it's a laptop and they should all be burned. The jeans on a Thursday quote was money though.

[imafunnykido]

I saw the EY badge.

[xalify]

There is also "look at the prior year files." ;)

[p1nkdyn4m173]

I shall strangle myself to death if that is my life.

[thec0nky]

Lol, what an empty life you accountants live.

[mechanesthesia]

:(

[TheOsborneCox]

Get out of accounting while you can! Don't waste your life away!

[fitzpatkj]

Had this forwarded to me in the audit room, week 1 of busy season. Had to stop at 1:05 because I was laughing too hard. Huge thank you and props from Portland!

[korllark1]

ARRRRRr i hate how this make me feel... I'm so glad that i'm in private now.

[mdejarnet3]

WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO SLOW!!!!

[angelcakes1704]

Not specific to Accountants but Finance Associates IN GENERAL. Just replace the CPA phrase with CFA, CSC, CPH, CFP or FA and the video applies to the average person working on bay street. And it's RSP season for us :)

[mansi123]

you are awesome!! hello from the montreal office :))

[SulfurCitizen]

Reason #426 why I am not an accountant.

[Gtaco94]

There's always the "The numbers are changing again"

[clandestinerex]

It's good to know all around the world we all share the same experience! Happy busy season! - Vancouver

[yoonisex]

I am a junior

junior is a VB

I am a vouching bitch

[iris3880]

hell yea. MY NUMBERS DONT' TIE! D= 

[kyleokok]

I'm interning at this office over the summer, I'm now making it my personal goal to meet the genius behind this video.

[UncleGuito]

NYC office represent!

[creejay]

I hate when people talk about ``Touching Base`` : I don`t want any one touching my base. I started using the expression let`s have a Powwow instead.

[earthmaster]

is this pwc? ahahahah

[kelbear]

WHY DON'T YOU TIE?!??!

[goldstreetkiller]

That looks MISERABLE. So glad I'm not an accountant.

[thien12]

HI - larious!!! now i can explain to my friends what I do via a Youtube video! haha

[lockex21]

GAMx. I can see that a mile away.

[sweetGGbaby]

I have to say I enjoyed this video a lot!! love it!!

[demurenify1]

me and all of my friends' teams watched this this morning....

[summerbaby0108]

hello from toronto office! hang in there folks

[ycatthebrave]

just wanted to say, i work at another of the big 4 in Canada and its just amazing how exactly the same it is everywhere. Sad.

[UltimateHandler]

LOL, story of my life. XD. Shoutout from Toronto!

[Ocranius]

@UltimateHandler Ha! I prescribe a dose of Man Up.

[toanbastard]

Haha these are EY folks. Just want to shout a hello from New York office!

Btw: Gamx sucks!

[crawlspace5225]

@toanbastard FUCK E&Y. PDUBS FOR LIFE BITCH

[demurenify1]

HAHA omg "why don't you tie?!" = MY LIFE.

[demurenify1]

this is my life right now. woooo

[kassdiamond]

Hilarious! Thanks! :)

[jegolden1]

No mention of the phrase "apples to apples?"

[italyuh]

lol @ wiping your fingers on the chair. I used to have a senior manager who would pour out the remainder of his water on the floor cause he didn't want to get up and get another cup; however, one time it was Coke. That was a lovely experience.

[vincentcvo]

Friday afternoon: I think I'm going to need you guys to come in tomorrow......you can wear jeans!

[the99sea]

Can I ask you a quick question! hahahahahahahahahahha

[PetiteSparkle]

luv u for making this!! It's "spot on"! ...a couple more...SALY and out of pocket. :P

[Rauluy]

lol

[taraelisehagan]

Amazing!