No I'm not...and I don't drink beer. I'm 15. I watch it because I enjoy the sport. And I do watch and enjoy soccer, and I played it for 5 years when I was younger.
But my heart is always with football and baseball simply because I find them the most exciting out of my chair sports.
And don't tell me all baseball and football players are on steroids, because it's not true. And they are great athletes. You don't think Larry Fitzgerald w/ amazon diving catches is a good athlete?
"The Monorail"? Who the heck calls a power slide "the Monorail"? Also, do you think he was wearing a cup when this happened? I'm sure he will from now on ;)
Recap of half-time shows: the nipple shenanigans, zombie mccartney, zombie jagger, the phallus guitar, zombie petty and now this... Boss Crotch Power Slide!
a testicle torpedo to America's--no, the WORLD'S--cornea. god bless you, Boss!
idiotsrus92 1 year ago
You could see it in his face. Suck it bitches I'm back and I'm rich!!!
thrash42 1 year ago
T-bagged it
booyaaka 1 year ago
He shoulda fucking slid from further away, it woulda looked way cooler even if he did hit the camera.
staphinfection 2 years ago
lol SUPER BOWL!!!
normanroxrox10 3 years ago
Instead of RICK ROLLED they should have
You've been MINI BOSSED!
ThatMothersdayman 3 years ago 2
only bruce
NascarChixx24 3 years ago
This made Super Bowl for me
JAMTAM 3 years ago 9
But can the baby punctuate?
JAMTAM 3 years ago 4
I know! Retarded babies make it to the major league's all the time! Just look at Alex Rodriguez!
Friday13thMovie 3 years ago
What kind of camera do you use to record yourself? I like the quality for some reason haha. Or is it your lighting? anyways, fun video!
Chick6517 3 years ago
Sorry, it's another account. And I meant amazing*.
Friday13thMovie 3 years ago
No I'm not...and I don't drink beer. I'm 15. I watch it because I enjoy the sport. And I do watch and enjoy soccer, and I played it for 5 years when I was younger.
But my heart is always with football and baseball simply because I find them the most exciting out of my chair sports.
And don't tell me all baseball and football players are on steroids, because it's not true. And they are great athletes. You don't think Larry Fitzgerald w/ amazon diving catches is a good athlete?
Friday13thMovie 3 years ago
Hockey >>>>> all others
Zxceelxuz 3 years ago
bruce is the best and real rock star...this pictuer is the best quatly i seen...my spelling is fykd up.
1989phillip1989 3 years ago
dude i seriously pissed myself when i saw this
agxboxking 3 years ago
Yeah, but they don't hit as much and as hard as in football.
RdSoxFan618 3 years ago
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undiesinabunch 3 years ago
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ModernDayXero 3 years ago
hope he was wearing a cup.
potential OUCH!!!
kevinrocks1 3 years ago
HAHAHAHXD
TomatoeyPersons 3 years ago
WTF? Watch your sugar lumps Bruce!
thriftydame 3 years ago
Bruce T-Baggs America
bigjohno10 3 years ago
haha
Haemorrhold 3 years ago
...at least this wasn't part of the 3-D stuff...
averyellis 3 years ago 4
ah! that'd be so funny! and sick..
itscaseyduh 3 years ago
He kind of looks like Danny Botaducci at the end.
BillyCronin822 3 years ago
somewhere Tenacious D are shouting
POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
funny!
grahambyron 3 years ago
lmao. i said that right before he nailed his crotch! poor camera man probably has a black eye now.
pagonzalez1983 3 years ago 3
"The Monorail"? Who the heck calls a power slide "the Monorail"? Also, do you think he was wearing a cup when this happened? I'm sure he will from now on ;)
rustymojo 3 years ago 4
That is by far the funniest reply i've ever gotten... good stuff, keep the antics coming!!! I love it!!! :-) monorail...haha
aprudawg14 3 years ago
i love his face afterwards, its like he's realizing that the video would be all over the internet
ieatchickenwings 3 years ago 2
idk if i laughed harder at this or the one second high life commercial
schuh69maas 3 years ago
My whole fraternity lost it after this happened. We didn't know if what we saw actually happened. xD
DrTran22 3 years ago 2
At first I thought it was the beginning of a horrible point-of-view porn.
zjg5001 3 years ago
hahahaha nice!!!
AkraixMX 3 years ago
Recap of half-time shows: the nipple shenanigans, zombie mccartney, zombie jagger, the phallus guitar, zombie petty and now this... Boss Crotch Power Slide!
extermininja 3 years ago
he looked so happy after the world gave him a blowjob
TheSacredAxe 3 years ago
lmao that had to hurt
TheSacredAxe 3 years ago
i can almost taste his penis
o0zombie0o 3 years ago 4
LMMMMAO
sdfdsghdfahydafhdfjf 3 years ago 2
Its no wonder the 3rd quarter seemed boring.. nothing could top that performance... OUCH!!!
PsychoticGibbon 3 years ago 3
Print Screen at 0:04, New background :)
itsdawsontime 3 years ago 2
Thanks boss
unicyclemax 3 years ago 2
YESSSS!!!!!
fadedgalaxia 3 years ago 2
tea baggin yeah haha
GhostHuntersOfOzarks 3 years ago 2
the boss just teabagged the world
capnkreger 3 years ago 11
@capnkreger great discription.
stingass 1 year ago