Mark Bunker Investigates OSA "Ice" Van

[spurnthemuse]

tom cruise a knight of malta

[OpenCarryAlabama]

How is that a COVERT surveillance van? CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL FOR A REAL CVOERT SURVEILLANCE VAN!! This is crap. People could see you from a mile away.

[NAPREDATOR]

i hate scientology, stupid people piss me off, why do people believe in that shit?

[RedTailedTuna]

The icecream truck is there because Mark it putting the drivers kid through college one softserve at a time

[MobileSpies]

As a builder of surveillance vans, that van is WAY too overt. Remember KISS. Keep it simple stupid.

[11Jamie11]

Burglar?? Mkay.

I guess that's no weirder than Xenu's Thetan Cineplex. :)

[phdecora]

lol first ice cream van i've seen with an alarm system

[Mailman692]

fuck that was the party van

[Reactor2445]

POP THEIR TIRES z0mG

[SandSpider56]

MAN THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!

[SayinItAndSprayinIt]

Party Van!

[Toastmanforpie]

whos in there? Bulger whos in there bugler

[ChariotRider]

Mark needs not the nourishment of men, for he is made of Beard. And HIS Beard is Full.

[RoanOC]

Is that you, Mary DeMoss? ;)

[bswarm187]

oh man thats hilarious! Burglar!

[biggerflexible]

really clever

[AnonNation]

"BURGLAR!"

[HouseSpiderAnon]

lol what?

[Laevi1337]

lol thats just hilariouse

[doodles6857]

well of course all churches have their own secret surveillance vans...

[Relyt22]

LOL @ the "burglar... burglar... burglar..." alarm from lightly knocking on the glass. They must have a button that they just press when SPs come near.

[shaunrocks12]

The Co$ are pathetic people.

[madclowns]

was the truck saying "AFLAK!!!!"

[analyzingfunny]

****CHEAP ASS CULT*****

[raunchbear]

pathetic - lol

[anonicakes]

Wow. First of all, you'd have to even believe that anyone, anywhere, EVER, would want ice SO BADLY that they'd steal from a truck to get it, thereby justifying the crazy alarm and tinted windows to WATCH OUT for those crazy ice junkies...

[byte301]

Speaking of Howdy Doody. Can't u just hear little Miscabbage saying.."I order u to go buy a U Haul and pimp it out to look like an ice truck...NOW!! ROFL

[FC475]

"i know there is Cos in there, they just spoke to us on loudspeaker..."

That's a proximiti detector car alarm coupled with an automated voice message from the 90s, you morons!

roflcopter!

sriouly?

[Smoresticle]

Yes, the bit you heard was the alarm you speak of, but earlier a voice came from the van through a loudspeaker, trust me - it wasn't the alarm.

[Sparkanoid1]

Mark Bunker looks like the Lt. Columbo of Anonymous in this clip, LMAO

[spaceagedevice]

A U-HAUL Truck disguised as an ICE truck? Refrigerated Ice trucks DO NOT have tinted windows. Was Billy Sheehan wired? I find it hard to believe ANY scientologist at ANY protest is there without a fellow scientologist either filming, knowing they are at protest, or recording their conversation in any way with SP's.  But who's to say it's a Scientologists truck? Could be FBI? Sci's may have known, so sent Billy. Why would an ICE truck have an alarm saying "Burglar"? It is funny though.

[raunchbear]

The FBI would never do something so pathetic. I know a guy who manages a fleet of FBI vehicles and you'd never spot one out.

[raunchbear]

It's pretty cool seeing them, the'll be in an abandonded looking building with junk all around that opens up like the bat cave from some secret entrance. Once inside, they'll be swat, survellance, and just regular cars; the only difference being that they can take 50 caliber machine gun fire and direct RPG attacks.

[KineticRic]

It depends on what the FBI vehicle is used for.

Typically I spot the red and blue lights on the driver or passenger sun visor.

[WileyCoyote69]

I'm Frosty! Are you Frosty too?

[analyzingfunny]

You're a dick, are you a dick, too?

[WileyCoyote69]

You appear to be amazingly inconsistent, analyzingfunny. First you make a big deal of railing on the Scientologists, which would seem cool given this video. But then you get a bug up your ass and start railing on me, even though I'm clearly anti-CoS.

I figure any second now you are likely to start asking me what my crimes are. Especially since you sent me that cryptic message which seemed like some weird attempt to peg my real world ID (I'm not whoever that is, by the way).

[analyzingfunny]

I wasn't talking to you with the "thanks for this history lesson..." meaasage. I was to SciFiEntology is general when I said Fuck SciFienXenutology. I was only speaking for the heart. You are right, I railing on the Scifienfuckyouuptologists pretty hard, because they deserve it. Any cult to send out to "osa" agents; ooops I meant, "church" who sends their investigative? unit to terrorize a protester by having two church members terrorize him with a sign. This was a an act of pure terrorism.

[tcw295]

fyi i am a spy

[easytalkcafe]

What a bunch of douche bags

[sl0wm0]

lmao is that BURGLAR! BURGLAR! BURGLAR! thing for real? thats hilarious

[CW2Austin]

LOL that's just some guy inside saying "Burglar Burglar Burglar" LOL, Scientologists are incredibly lame.

[analyzingfunny]

Ice? What "religion" uses an ice covert ice truck to spy.

[dubspins]

@analyzingfunny what "ice" truck has an alarm system?? you closed minded fuck....wow also what ice truck covers up the windows????? maybe open ur mind to different shit and you might learn something. ignorance i guess really is bliss.......

[analyzingfunny]

@dubspins You HAVE to be on drugs. You know what "quotations" are "for", right?

I opened up my mind to $cientology stooping so low, they would do this.

[analyzingfunny]

Wow! That is THE CHEESIEST thing I have ever seen. If you look at the refrigeration unit, it isn't even the right type to keep an ice truck that big frozen at 0. It's just a regular air conditioner. What a bunch of dicks. That is so Cheech and Chong-Sargent Stidanko. Do they think they are the police? What the fuck, over. this makes the CO$ look like a bunch of dicks, because they are. This along with all the other videos of them being assholes, is grounds enough to protest in person next time.

[KineticRic]

"Shoot the Moon"!

(Your Sgt. Stidanko comment had me laughing for a while) lol

[analyzingfunny]

Ice? What "religion" uses covert means to spy?

[WileyCoyote69]

analyzingfunny, for centuries the Catholic Church did. They had espionage branches and internal affairs departments at many times during their history. Then again, as a precedent, the fact that THEY did. a long time ago, doesn't make it more right that Scientology does this NOW. Its a different world and people are more aware of their liberties.

Oh, I just noticed some Scientology defender gave some answer about confessionals. Bullcrap. And even if it wasn't, two wrongs don't make a right.

[analyzingfunny]

Thanks for the history lesson on underhanded close to illegal if not illegal acts from so called churches like SciFiEntology. To go after a group of protesters like SciFientology did in LA on the 15th. who are peacefully protesting is an act of terrorism. To single a member of a group for the purpose of terrorizing the group is terrorism. Don't you stupid fuckers get it? I suppose not.

[femtoguts]

obvisous spies is obvious

[AnonymousCitation]

His words are wise. His face is beard.

[Jigore]

LoL low ammo camper spotted

[WhiskeyTester]

Spawn Campers!

[tomeczek132]

lulz! Stupid campers :P

[ColectvIndvidulism1]

check out info on H A A R P if you want to know what's up with all the wild weather, and google C V 916426 HLH (Tx) or the name andre tabayoyon(ex sea org member of the CO$)re: abuses of technology and how the church used "Hubbard Technology" to destroy people's lives.Please educate yourselves as much as you can on these subjects, NOW

[ColectvIndvidulism1]

"...I received order directly from Miscavige, Marc Yeager, Ray Mithoff, Sanhi Wilhere & Hansuli Stalli & others, to misuse the Hubbard Tech to create extreme mental and emotional distress & insanity in persons...in conjunction with well known coercive mind control techniques..."-Andre Tabayoyon.Google his name, google the civil case number. Educate yourselves as much as possible NOW.

[ColectvIndvidulism1]

"...I received order directly from Miscavige, Marc Yeager, Ray Mithoff, Sanhi Wilhere & Hansuli Stalli & others, to misuse the Hubbard Tech to create extreme mental and emotional distress & insanity in persons...in conjunction with well known coercive mind control techniques..."-Andre Tabayoyon.Google his name, google the civil case number. Educate yourselves as much as possible NOW.

[sixstringpsyco]

billy sheehan said that this was the anonymous van...he must be the cults minister of disinformation...please leave him a comment somewhere

[IcarusTrebonius]

Wise Beard Man is wise and bearded. His courage is warrant for praise.

[crazyknight2008]

scientology is nothing more than brain washing, scamming people and bullying innocent people about....cant wait till its banned..

[singedrac]

bulling is rabbit

[jjuran]

I think it's "burglar".

Over-zealous 'security' alarm FTW, yay.

[singedrac]

What are they saying over the loudspeaker? Zargnard?

[cameronisanonymous]

They call us cowards for "hiding" behind masks... they needed the armour and total cover of a vehicle, what n00bs.

[cameronisanonymous]

FIC Scifag van: next victim of the IHM (for emonstrational purposes of course

[floridanon]

I want a double scoop of SeaOrg flavor with hershey's syrup and NUTZ in top plz! TY

[anonfag86]

Shame they forgot to put a fucking ice cream hatch on it. lawl

[AMVVir2]

It's an ice DELIVERY van, supposedly. Still now that they put windows on it, it's pretty useless for that purpose.

[kingofthekrill]

wtf

[travj1978]

It looks like the van Cheech & Chong used in "Nice Dreams".

[cockroachafro]

lol...marclar? is that what the van was saying in the end ?

[VegetaFH1]

Wise beard man

His words are wise

His face is beard

His balls are invulnerable

GO WISE BEARD MAN!!

[Drayt112]

You do get around dont you

[Anon42O]

Lulzvan is full of lulz. "I'll have a frozen lulzcicle, extra Thetans please!". WBM, as always, was epic, proving that not only is his beard powerful, his balls are indestructable.

[rametarin]

The next time we go a'protesting, lets bring some partitions and curtains so we can set them up around surveilance vans.

[Anonypoke]

"...curtains..."

*Shudder*

[rametarin]

Yes! Curtains!!

That way we're not touching the van, we're providing them with shade! :D

And coincidentally, obscuring their view.

[chinesemonk]

That woudl actually be quite hilarious. Have a light tent or something and set it up next to the van or whoever is filming. Honestly, how does anyone take them seriously?

[mikemikemofo]

ah, just TP the thing in broad daylight

[AMVVir2]

Make sure those curtains have dogs on them.

[binboyuk]

LOL! i love the beard guy

[Anonypoke]

Burglar is nao a meme.

[coolguy42188]

That alarm cracked me up!

[Cthululz]

Aww goddamnit, Scientology DOES have Party Vans.

Step it up, Anonymous. If I don't see "Bernie's Heating Co." at the next rally I'll be very dissapointed in you.

[naruto67dan]

next time the co$ spies will be in the sewers spyin on yalls from there so i encourage all anons to all take a crap all at once and flush them spys out

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

Steel balls, man.

BLUE STEEL balls.

[suchlegends]

His face is beard.

His ass is brave.

We luv us the WBM.

[GreenGoody]

I would have pissed my pants if they sounded the alarm!!

Funny shit!

[AnonMomAnon]

i would have been pissed that i couldn't get a dreamsicle.

i think the $cieno's must get all their ideas from mad magazine's spy vs. spy comic strip...

[naruto67dan]

umm would that ice truck be the white spy? and i guess wbm is the black spy? and black beat white this time minus ne over the top deaths sigh

[exscn]

It wasn't Scientology, it was the Freeze Zone!

[laughingmanseaking]

Hahaha, Freeze zone/free zone... I see what you did there, that was pretty funny : P

[lollzor]

tom cruise is in there!

[crownpvp]

ROFL

This was the best thing that happened that day

The best security system Scientology can buy

[c0wd0g]

free volcano rides

[AuntieKhrist]

WBM full of wins...funny that your local CO$ corporation has a party van to surveil on people..wonder how many ex clams just thought there were a lot of ice sales in their neighborhood??

Can't think of any other local church that needs a surveilance van. Everytime CO4 does stuff like this the PROVE ANONs point.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

[gorgenmast]

Mark Bunker is full of win.

[XDarkSimX]

WBM wins.

[AMVVir2]

THE ICE IS A LIE!

(And I believe it's not Ice Cream, just Ice.)

[Radacoin]

i was waiting for WBM to turn green and chuck the van into the sea

[GimmeRamen]

Beware the Frosty Ice Van.

The Ice Cream watches you.

[Vange1us]

Mark Bunker, professional Ice Truck Burglar!

...

yeah wtf. XD

[ricca119]

Operation SoftServe!

[RockstarSpuds]

Fucking Win. Another myth to add to WBM, his beard sets off car alarms on OSA surveillance vans.

Lucky for the OSA it wasn't a yellow van, amirite?

[anonypusspuss]

OMG...the LULZ...

*burglar!* *burglar!

Bwahaha

[emprise]

Ok..I'm old and can't hear.

What did they say?

[cultssuck]

Oh my God this is funny!

[TrainerBlue10]

How mean! They wouldn't share their ice cream!

[CobainKursch]

Aww, Scientologists aren't sharing their ice cream with Wise Beard Man. :(

[GUMBYtheUNSTOPPABLE]

Those OSA tools are sad!

[suchlegends]

Take good care of yourself, WBM. Our thoughts are with you. Hope you feel better soon!

[Sakuya29]

Wise Beard Man is awesome. Has balls of steel

[jamiekin]

Wise Beard Man's beard detected thetans in that van from 5 miles away. That's why he knew what was up.

[lazerflesh]

Their cult puts them on so many dissociatives they have no idea what's going on. I'm sure they genuinely think that they are being sneaky.

[netsukeninja]

Covert, thats a damn cliche it's nowhere near covert.

[spygirl43]

Did you get the plate on the van? If you did call the Frosty company and ask them if they support Co$, and why they let them use their vans for surveillance on law abiding citizens legally protesting.

[breakdown2218]

lol scifags

[jms8888]

You cannot trick Wise Beard Man no matter how hard you try.

[nostrildoll]

I think wise beard man is a cool guy. Eh confronts $cientologists and doesn't afraid of anything.

[RampSIDA]

well..ok then? i thought that I had seen it all..can scientologist get any stranger then this?!?!?!?

[awakenedinseattle]

You've really got to wonder about a "religion" that does surveillance on its enemies—and does it from inside a "Frosty Ice Company" van!

If Scientology weren't so lethal, it might just be funny.

[churnedfortaste]

hahaha flowers by irene

[tripplethrendo]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?

[TheDeadlyKind]

HAhahaha. God those Scientards FAIL.

[bobthesp]

Great job, Mark! What a cheezy cover, eh?;)

[TOOBola]

Interesting that this video doesn't get a thumbnail. Was YouTube threatened with legal action for revealing Co$ 'security operations'?

[COSEffect]

Sounded like the v& was saying, "Baby...Baby...Save Meeeeah.

Scientology v& is fail.

[COSEffect]

Scientology:

Wise Beard Man is Wise to You.

Mark Bunker FTW...as usual.

[rametarin]

I'm of the opinion that the security guard quite possibly may have been an impersonator.

..May have even been his truck.

[cracks317]

the van was scared it was saying bunker, bunker, bunker lulz

[nymikus]

sweeeeet! chicken van!

uiuiu-bunker-uiuiui-bunker-uiu­iui-bunker-uiuiui-bunker-uiuiu­i-bunker-uiuiui-bunker!

[beercanjunkie]

lolicetruck.

[mre4nygma]

funny...wierd...who stakes out in an icecream van? its like a rejected script for starsky and hutch or miami vice or s'thing

[banchukita]

wise beard man moves without fear

through seagull alarm

while clams sit in truck frozen

[Odin314]

lern2haiku

[banchukita]

who said it was haiku?

[SPGoodman]

Another job well done, Mark.  LULZ on CO$!

[AnonymousTelevision]

Hahaha, the ice truck is so ridiculous. Like something out of a bad cop film.

[TRAyres]

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

And he is utterly unafraid, without ever turning to violence.

The moar I learn of Wise Beard Man, the moar I respect him.

He shows anon the best path!

The 15th of next month is the next raid, right?

[Cefault]

Wise beard man is the man

[Taisch]

LOL is that supposed to be an alarm? Who do they think they're kidding. Clowns.

[Jon124]

FUCK we win so hard. sci is going down

[Justinbacca]

Fuck him up wise beard man

[brvandal]

lulz! Burgler!

[LilacM00n]

Oy LOL!

[suchlegends]

Burgler alert! Burgler alter!

Mark Bunker, you rock.

Wise Beard Man for president!

[Tub3dYou]

Why would a "religion" have an Ice Cream van with cameras inside it?

[Perfectchaos007]

It's like something out of a movie. Scientology wants to play spy kids and hide out in an icecream truck. No one will ever notice. lol

[mikemikemofo]

quite simply, because scientology is not a religon. they are a business trying to protect their revenue stream from 'the truth'

[naruto67dan]

why to take pics of umm ice lol paranoid lil fukers