Spawn Snipe 06 LOCKDOWN by QuickJap (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Tutorial)

[randomdude1453]

BOO THAT WINNER COMMENT WAS OFF OF SPONGEBOB IT SHOULDNT HAVE WON

[Powersocket1]

Shits are brown

Piss is yellow

Now the toilet paper will be mixed race.

[HastingsGameplays]

Fail top comments

[Alives242]

Ha u said backside u love men!

[Gadget54321]

roses smell good

violets smell good

i farted

now they dont

[syahmimacho95]

cars are yellow

stripe is black

who is it?

wiz khalifa.

[SnissleReflexz]

roses are red

violets are blue

i can't rhyme

big tits

[DoctorCheese14]

Why shouldn't woman be aloud to drive? Because there's no road between the bed and the kitchen!

[dylanh123454321]

Roses are red

Violets are yellow

Tulips are orange

Holy shit my gardens on fire!

[dylanh123454321]

I think one of my dads is gay...

[rUiZz13]

0:53 you spelled "offense" wrong (:

[naruto1704]

roses are brown

violets are brown

who took a shit in my garden?

[DrawMyCat]

@naruto1704 me soz :(

[DestrAjax]

@naruto1704 nice comment steal you got there

[riflemad132]

@DestrAjax lol he stole from a comment that came after his

[DestrAjax]

@riflemad132 kids these days,so unoriginal

[jtschida33]

I used these and got first blood with a nice little 5 killstreak to start the game. Thanks a lot!

[riichiipurple]

fruit salad, yummy yummy

[chriisDB]

Whats red and smells like green paint? Red paint

[kingofkingsmd23]

@myduckycrys epic win lmao he better pick that one

[xxCrazyEights88xx]

What does a black kid get for christmas!?!?... your bike...

[MrFyades]

Why is it bad to be black and Jewish...? Our in the back of the oven!!

[HeartzCollection]

sometimes i put a napkin on my penis and pretend its a ghost xD

[HeartzCollection]

your girlfriend only likes your dick because her mom said to enjoy the little thiings in life. Ahaha like if you laughed

[gwilllikers2fresh]

What did the Mexican say when the two house fell on him... Get off me Homes. Ha Ha Ha

[MrKillakillz16]

A black man, a terrorist, and a mexican guy are in a car. who is driving??....... the cops

[Minilj98]

My wife's syar sign was cancer. It's quite ironic how she died actually, she was attacked by a giant crab!

[francescaaaxD]

what are santa's little helper's called?... Subordinate Clauses. ENGLISH JOKE.

[CallMehzDqs]

Jokes are over rated.. Doorstep :)

[TheBeverlyME2010]

what do u call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin Brand

[CatFarmz]

There was this one time when I was playing soccer, and I'm pretty sure a kid on the other team gave me a prostate exam while I wasnt looking... But the ref didn't card it...

[roflcopterz4thewin]

tits mcgee

[BowDownTwoBaccos]

is it just me or was that comment not funny at all

[bursthooverbag10]

hahahah he had a gun :D

[RubenxXxfBitZ]

once upon a dream... everybody called Spawn Snipe and everybody died because everybody get spawn sniped..... the end

[GreatTrailer]

Once upon there was a cock.... The end

[SuperFreakyGaming]

apple comercial :P ?

[MrTranceland]

thanks ill yous them

[losefast4]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus????

IT was IN Tents

[myduckycrys]

no pen=no diploma=no job=no money=depression=uglyness=no love life=suicide

NEVER FORGET YOUR PEN!!!!!!!

[ThEcReAsEy]

My pet whale just facefin'd after i failed my bicycycle driving test for the 12th time this hour.

[myduckycrys]

Girl:Mum i'm going up with my boyfriend to do homework

Mum:okay

Girl:Baby, baby, baby ohhhhhh

(mum walks into room)

Girl:Mum we're having sex!

Mum:oh thank god i thought u were listening to Justin Bieber

[myduckycrys]

@myduckycrys by myduckycrys

[Kevvanmannen98]

I like your series ! :)

[iPhonePS3Videos]

What a noob.

[CodKillersz]

Black People ?

[mrlocoloco77]

Why can't billy drive a bike?

he's a pizza :3

[gordo3ful]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a knife

now get in the van

[spud312001]

it is rely good tips

[cod5own2]

@spud312001 Really

[ZombiesAndCallOfDuty]

Call of Duty Black Ops 2: BIGGER BETTER AND MORE BLACKER!

[iveboy96]

poor ed.. he never learns

[MerchantOfTingvoll]

I bet they must be very suprised

[madmanwattodo]

why do aboriginals have a big nostril and one small one

A: one is for unleaded and one is for diesel

[Pro671Gamer]

i wonder if u can see black people through the thermal scope

[teeohoooooo]

i like turtles



[TheZacMazter]

sometimes i like to roll around in oil and pretend im a slug

[CosmicSkulz]

unlimited ammo glitch :P

[420SmokeBoy]

I played modern warfare 3 yesterday and got my first m.o.a.b, but i didnt use it cuz i didnt know what it was. but now i know. i thought it meant . machine operated ass bitch or somethin man

[wagglezsquad61]

why are all blacks fast?.................. because all the slow ones are in jail

[themw3user]

yo mama is sooo skinny when she swallowed a meat ball she thought she was pregnant!!!!!

[gamersfrustration]

@wagglezsquad61 really -____-

[wagglezsquad61]

@gamersfrustration i didnt wan t to hurt anybodys feelings but my friend told me this joke and i thought it was pretty funny so no harm done?

[Zeonnz]

@wagglezsquad61 OMG best call

[spikesdragon14]

This comment is hilarious.

[kb6509]

What's that useless flabby thing around the vagina called?

A Woman.

[Raiinyo9k]

Womens rights

[Redjoe21]

poop is brown

poop is brown

poop is brown

and sometimes green

[OMAxiSpeCiaL]

this is why people have no life they die at the start

[ryanabel0]

so your advice for each side is to go to the exact spots you were showing people getting spawn killed from the other side.

Ok...

[HDYF253]

there is nothing special in this stupid video if you play the game you'll know theses "spots" wtf you can hit all these spots with a assualt riffle

[iCelyRough]

Funniest comment? .... You have just been rick rolled in hd

[DaBullsfan1]

Hey guys, my name is jerimiah429 and I am trying to make it in this new extreme gaming world. I do a mix of mw2 and mw3 in my videos and get some crazy quick scopes, no scopes, random throwing knives, etc. I'm looking for some new subscribers and I'm open for suggestions on my videos. I will most likely get a new video out each week and also pop a few montages in there for you guys. If you are wondering what makes me so special just search jerimiah429.

[Auswolf96]

@DaBullsfan1

haha defs funniest comment of them all :P

[TheKb480]

Why do Mexicans eat tamales at Christmas dinner? So they have something to unwrap.

[GoldenCujo]

U shot him in the Nutz

[Grnttpfr]

the second one on offence is terrible for s&d

[MultiMasterDanny]

i love how the guy from the lst video stole the comment from sponge bob :)

[PBOYCOOLTV]

First Comment I think :p

[1956564346]

A smart camper and a dumb camper fall of a building, who gets to the ground first? The dumb camper, because smart campers do not exist.

[coletrain49tv]

How do you wake up lady gaga?

Poke-er-face

[Em4982]

@Tankaroidgalore oh shiiittt....



[jpenn12345]

hey guys guess what......... I LIKE MW3!!!

[jesse420steele]

How many seconds are in a year?...

Would you believe me if I told you there was only 12?...No?

January 2,February 2. And so forth.

Told you there was only 12.

[SYKOKLOWN]

@jesse420steele If your using that kind of logic then technically there is 24, as you also have a twenty second in each month.

[DigestiveCow]

What do you call a polar bear in Africa? Lost.

[TheFogDude]

did you hear about the wooden car?

It wooden go.

[MrNerf2508]

Why did the chiken cross the road? To get to the other side? duuuuu

[Lakritspojkn]

ÅÄÖ Pwnd you dont have these letters, yeah?

[marchingtrombonist1]

So you're the guy that makes me rage lol :)

[Theeggthingy1]

Everyone go back,

It's only a blowjob

[thepubicpear1234]

i made a montage....wait is porn a montage

[shaanlone786]

I used the 2 piece in a game today actually works :D

[1andonlyGlennButler]

hey guys everyone check out my montage, pretty amateur but haters gon' hate

[106rocknroll]

@106rocknroll

[106rocknroll]

a man goes to the doctor. the doctor says, "son, you've got to stop masturbating." the man replied, "why?" then the doctor says, "because I need to examine you!"

[kdknitro]

You ever here about the queer guy that always says no???  <self explaining

[ABSliceOFFICIAL]

i'm gay

[Trickeymuppet]

I'm sick of vagina jokes. it's not fanny. Period.

[TheJOllyGReenGIant33]

I hate you, you l hate me, let's get together and kill barnie, with a great big gun and a knife from me and you, you slit his throat and I'l steal his.... Shoe?. Fuck you it makes sense

[PyroLegend1]

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

[0Robles]

Twaz the night quick jap fell asleep with an itchy ass and woke up with a smelly finger.

[mw2cloud]

@xLewisWest

Love the sarcasm that u used there

[mw2cloud]

POTATO!!!

[xLewisWest]

What's green and smells of bacon?

Kermit the frog's fingers...

[marianopaz09]

that awkward when you mind adds the word..

moment

[xLewisWest]

@marianopaz09 That's hilarious! haha! =)

[mw2cloud]

Pickle9000

[mw2cloud]

Whats the difference between a snickers bar and justin bieber? A snickers bar has nuts

[claimmedead]

what did the gay nerd in high school say that made the other crying kid run away? "I have Band-Aids!"

[mw2cloud]

Boy: miss, Charlie bit my finger

Teacher: Charlie! What do you say!

Charlie: needs more salt

By mw2cloud

[joemapthegreat]

three men were talking

man 1: hey i bet you i have the smallest head in the world

man 2: i bet you i have the smallest arms in the world

man 3: i bet you i have the smallest penis in the world

they went and got the guiness world record book to find out

when man 1 looks he screams: WOOHOO I WAS RIGHT I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST HEAD IN THE WORLD

man 2 looks and screams out and says he has the smallest arms in the world

man 3 looks and says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!

[EasyBakeGriffin]

Whats the Difference between justin beiber and a snickers bar? A Snickers Bar has nuts.

[sinistereb]

roses are red

unicorns are cheese

this poem makes no sense

toaster

[W1LLth3TR1LL]

cum chose mine

[FalconEyez51]

testicles...that is all

[Rickerdddddd]

the last word in my post is hilarious

[garebh]

i just ovulated

[Dreamportal16]

Hey come check out my channel

[pmore147]

what is the difference between asians and spongebob, nothing they are both yellow and cant drive

[music4life15001]

U know how the copper wire was invented?

Two jews fighting over a penny

[music4life15001]

Why do blacks smell? $o blind people can hate them to

[EasyBakeGriffin]

What has 2 legs and bleeds? No, not a girl, half a dog.

[joemapthegreat]

school is like a boner long and hard except for asians

[xododgermcox]

how do you stop a black from drowning? you don't

[j2j12345678]

Laugh

[xF4MOU5xHUNT3Rx]

Sometimes when I'm alone I like to get naked and bathe myself in vasseline and lay there in the fettle position pretending that I'm a slug.

[Mrknicksfan23]

@xF4MOU5xHUNT3Rx THANK GOD im not the only one

[kennydaturtl]

i ate a tomato... i got food poisoning and died.... I am not friends with i but i know i was cool

[SsnMONSTERR]

One day I saw your mother walking on the street holding a pig and I asked were she got the pig and the pig said I won her in a rap contest

[snip3z4life]

why are black people so tall? Because their kneegrows (n#$)

[XxWarriorMTxX]

If I have 3 ice cubes and you have 7, how many pancakes can fit on the roof?

Purple because aliens don't wear hats in January!

[KingKillStreak]

what do justin beiber and pinocchio have in common they wish they were real boys

[shawnpalkahlon]

one day a dog was licking himself and crying then a cat came in and asked what he was doing he said he was giving HIMESELF a blowjob cuz the cat wouldnt

[shawnpalkahlon]

sometimes when I sleep i pertend Im a patato fighting a pickle

[ZackOwns1]

What do retarded people and slinkies have in common? There only useful when there falling down stairs.

[LeGiiTBLANK]

Why does beyonce sing to the left? Because women have no rights

[ahungrycat]

Leedaleedaleedalee

[QuickJap]

Thank you guys for the crazy feedback guys.. I plan to give back to the community somehow soon.. follow my twitter @ed_quickjap

Love Shin x

[anasaz2009]

Machinimarespawn is about to hit ( 12´000 ) VIDEOS!

[InsAnej4ke210]

Wait I'm not the only chicken scared to cross the road

[hoppie503]

When nothing goes right,

go left..

[navi159]

Does anybody know the ACTUAL definition of "N(.)(.)B"? O.O

[QuickLimitz]

sometimes when im in bed i pretend im a carrot

[MrITzxLawlcopter]

what did one sea say to the other sea ?

nothing they just waved !

[matsisdebomb]

@MrITzxLawlcopter Beach please

[w1lldab3ast3]

@MrITzxLawlcopter i SEA what u did there

[WILLIAMHWHITTLE]

im 20 years old and i cant get a better job than at a fast food place. its the only place that will hire a high school graduate.my only co-worker hates me id complain but my boss only cares about money. id leave but i can pass my drivers test. im in love with 1 of my only friends shes a beautiful southern belle but im stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy that im pretty sure only talks to me because hes mentally retarded. and to top it off i live in a pineapple under the sea

[rasmus8565totta]

spawn snipe by QUICKFAP AHAHAHAHA GET IT:D?