Johnson Boating You & Your Johnson commercial

[Faltzerbeast90]

LOL at the top comments...both hilarious

[DXBryan100]

Thumbs Up if you got here from Nostalgia Critic!!!

[alston7260]

Lol

[PJI93]

FAIL!

[joeysamek]

you see a girl

you dont hurl

you your gun and your jonsin

[boxsergirl]

Lol u your kids and your jonson this made MY day

[CelinaIam]

0:18 WOAH WOAH! KEEP IT CLEAN!

[MRTUBBCAKES]

Lol summer whites you your freinds and your jhonson

[IHEARTPORKCHOPS]

You your kids and your johnson sounds creepy xD you and your johnson...a way of life for over 50 years xD

[Freakenomics]

The night is young

You need some fun

You, your sock, and your Johnson.

[reelFLEEM]

u ur kids and your johnson:P

[KingAngelPwns]

Late at night

No one in sight

You your hand and your johnson

[mab487]

I am gay,

You are gay,

You, your butt, and my Johnson

[gethsoftware]

@mab487 ouch. dont shove that boat up his ass.

[TheTalentedMrArashi]

You and your Johnson...a way of life indeed. I love these old commercials XD

[aelreynol24]

Your video is a favorite on Dakar

[46PsychoFox64]

You shout "HOLY SHIT"

300,000 hits

Thanks to RayWilliamJohnson

[germanshepard648]

The waters Cold

No One to hold

You, your Boat, and your Johnson

[TheImmenseHacker]

Lonely nights, turn down the lights

you, your hand & your johnson

[K131399]

watch him reaching under his girl's legs, seems he's going for her janeson lol

[zenofan1]

oh my god these comments are hilarious XD

[elbriso]

Vechs sent me.

[MichaelStites]

your workin late

you have no mate

oy your boss and your johnson

[rj31789]

Talk about being well endowed...

[Reasonwillwin]

Your wife's away

You got money

You, a whore and your Johnson!

[bigben868]

U your kids and ur johnson im scared

[portalrunner117]

You your girl and your jhonson! As Cr1TiKal would say, a vital importance

[SpeedyEric1]

0:06- ...What?

0:12- ...Johnson?

0:17- :O

0:22- Now, that's just being dirty.

0:30- "And then your wife found out what you've been doing with your Johnson, and... well, let's just say you and your Johnson won't be hanging around with kids anymore. =)"

[wotldthe2006]

@SpeedyEric1 Lol got the off the NC?

[DrumminWolf13]

You're the only hope

to help the universe cope

You, your gun, and Sgt. Johnson

[GGirl8848]

And later, your wife found out what you were doing with your Johnson, and let's just say... You can't hang out with kids anymore.

[chewygooch1]

You and your Johnson...a way of life for 50 years? That's right.....no boner pills back then

[supermanisnotaman]

Perfect

[supermanisnotaman]

Kids and ur Johnson . Prefect

[DragonBallPiece]

Both alone

No ones home

you, you your friend, and your Johnson.

[JTVmoses526]

Feeling blue?

Play Portal 2!

You, GLaDOS, and Cave Johnson.

[InsaneMembrayne]

bored to death,

got a lot of breath,

you, your doll and your johnson

[Zeromt1]

You Your mate and your wang

You your friends and your wang

You your kids and your wang

You your girl and you wang

[2536b]

Use both hands,

creepy vans;

me, your kids, and my Johnson.

[hollowsephiroth]

After your girl found out what you did yesterday, lets just say that your Johnson isn't gonna see anymore kids, friends, our your girl for that matter.

[Emrald70]

the Nostalgia critic brought me here :D

[fleskhjertafan93]

late at night,

Dim the lights,

You, your hand, and your Johnson.

[YouSuckIt23]

You live on a farm

You see no harm

You, your sheep, and your Johnson

[hollowsephiroth]

@YouSuckIt23

Incest urge

power surge

you, your mom, and your Johnson.

[AbstracTunes]

@YouSuckIt23 hahahahahaha



[raosbon]

Actually, Kurd, it is...........Johnson Outboards makes boat motors, not boats. 

[KurdTheNerd]

actually guys its not yo your kids and your johnson or you your girl and your johnson ..... its you you kids IN your johnson because johnson its a boat manufacturer

[ACMiLan1113]

@KurdTheNerd

It's you AND your johnson, that's their "slogan"

[habbototaladdict45]

And after you your kids and your Johnson had a fun time your girl and your girl isn't riding with your Johnson anymore.

[RealTopGun1]

i understand you your girl and your johnson but you your kids and your johnson

[BeanTownKid97]

over 50 years? its been that long? wow

[GM572]

We're going to cut off your johnson.

[LatteBoy123]

The hour is late

You got no date

You, your hand, and your Johnson.

[TheGamefreak999]

Johnson refers to "penis" so uhh yeh

[1968mirk]

'You, your girl and your Johnson'.. perfect !

[darkblaze5000]

I can't think of anything That hasn't been said.

[MrDewmop]

you your grandma and your johnson

[Joecbg100]

Working at OCP

Gotta pee

You, your chick and your Johnson...

[DarkheroNateX]

OOOOOOOH....IT WAS A BOAT

[Kira40259]

"You and Your Johnson, a way of life for over 50 years." I'd say it's been WAY longer than that. :-P

[TrembleTheBoar]

Out of luck

Want to fuck

You your dog and your johnson

[noahx44]

oh and yes you your girl and your johnson...all night

[noahx44]

tiddy bear

wunder boner

johnson boating XD

[stormyday45]

lol

[cabronaloca101]

i saw this on ellen a long time ago, still makes me crack up xD

[gokk777]

WTF

[1CoolDudeMe]

ROLF DO YOUR KIDS WITH YOUR JOHNSON

[TotallyRandomRules]

Umm.... Guys??? I think my Johnson needs a jumpstart.....

[Wharfratt5]

Out late at night,

No one in sight.

You, your dog & your Johnson!

[minicholo05]

thumbs up if u "get it"

[damocles943]

yep. just me, my girl, and my johnson.

[BreBluesFrogDuchamp]

Roflmao!!! Haha

[jrrodriguezwwe]

balls!

[GaryKetchum808]

Pppppiiiiinnnnngggggaaaaasssss­ss!!!

[MrGruzefix]

nostalgia critic^^



[xanemaster]

You your kids and your johnson translate you your kids and your pennis lol

[2k3SteedaGT]

@xanemaster Yeah thanks, we get the joke..

[Paulsmarinesalvage]

That is hilarious. I feel the need to go buy a johnson now....

[lyricsmasterish]

chillyrocks13 me

[Fireproofretz]

keep it in your pants, Johnson!

[sydneyrox322]

that songs actually really catchy....shit its gonna be stuck in my head FOREVER

[numbuh745]

Fuck who ever sent you here.

[wrenlark]

Thumbs up if The Bloggess sent you here.

[darkangel2l]

Me Your Wife And My Johnson

[nerdychick545]

late at night,

turn off the lights,

you,some porn and ur johnson

[Chillyrocks13]

WTF HAPPENED TO YOUTUBE!!!

[ryanmilne8000]

Lonely nights,

Dim the lights,

You your hand and your johnson

[Nijichan3]

A way of life for over 50 years... 'nuff said

[BudtheMainah]

I wonder if they had the much larger black johnson commercial?

[ninjawraith17]

Satuday Night

No girl in site

You, your hand, and your Johnson

[SeraphDevil]

HAHAHAHA nice one!

[werewolf873]

i have nothing to add to that

[TheGirlSystem]

wow, now that's a shock

he was found in the mosque

your son, an imam and his johnson

[bobman717]

@TheGirlSystem omg i loled

[TheGirlSystem]

@bobman717 I'm glad you did!

[xbuster3]

you, me, and your johnson

[SnowMan12241]

A way of life for fifty years. After that your penis exploded.

[guiltysparklez]

you your kids and your johnson... ok... thats awkward ...

[deadfrontier13]

Soooo RWPENIS made u come here didnt he?

[shyomama]

i bet some of us came here to watch this cuz rwj

[Mattwav]

Going to fast

see the police lights

pulled over by Office Johnson

[Egam1213]

i got sent here from raywilliam(penis)johnson

[Trans4mers8456]

Racy night,

Midnight fright!

You, your mate, and her johnson!

[DarthJoshReturns]

This is so becoming my ringtone.

[smartdon007]

Imagine wht those people go thru who r named "Johnson" !

[smartdon007]

Damn...I didn't know u tube has videos on "Your Johnson" !!! Why can't they just say ur penis instead of all these BS fancy names !

[ason5]

@smartdon007 cuz the boat is called johnson sherlock

[KINGF4NCYP4NTS]

at :04 I swear they say " you your mating your johnson"

[petrino]

@KINGF4NCYP4NTS your mate n' your johnson. never been to the us have you?

[plasm7]

how many times do you have to pull your johnson to get it started?

[Slame333]

I've been meaning to look at thjis forever. It's so funny me and my friends sing it all the time.

[TheRefridgeoratorBox]

At the end it says "did you in your Johnson a way of life for over fifty years" if you transcribe audio.

[perixanfin]

thumbs up if you got here because of rwj!!

[tradetor]

well,you your girl and your johnson make perfect sence

[Markthegreatable]

Hunting for duck

noone to fuck

you, your dog and your johnson

[DavidGLudwig]

you, your kids and ray william johnson!

[HeavensOfMetal]

@DavidGLudwig Ray William Penis*

God this song is soo catchy xD

[DavidGLudwig]

@HeavensOfMetal it is x

[willku9000]

you f__ked some bitch

now you've got an itch

you have herpes on your Johnson

[Frijolitobeanman]

Wifes a bitch

but your friend can pitch

you your mate and his johnson

faggots

[mangdangbruha]

you and your johnson a way of life for over fifty years rofl

[ninjaman00000]

My bad this is like so wrong.....

[freshPrincess626]

o_0 holy shit...

[jjj8035]

Your alone

You got hand cream

You, your hand cream and your johnson

[aebipesche85]

I wanna say,

Dude i´m not gay,

Keep your hands off my Johnson

[Dragongirl1127]

A portal gun,

And a companion cube,

You, GlaDOS and Cave Johnson!

[cadge31]

"Michael Jackson, his kids and his Johnson"

[Arjan912]

check out thegandhigames channel for a great parody of this video. It's hilarious

[ZebraGleek]

@superkirby1000 yes its a commerical from the 70s or 80s

[SpectateMeKid]

Wife is out

But I dont pout

Cause I got Me, my dog and my Johnson

[YeLLoW14851]

Hahahahahaha

[DegenerateStar]

‎The rapture is neigh,

And you're floating high,

Jesus, you and your johnson...

[tylerdurden3891]

Call off the search

He was found at church

A priest, your boy and his johnson.

[katekyoshitmanreborn]

always home forever alone you your hand and your johnson

[shogunrommel]

Your girl's asleep,

To the computer you creep,

You, your hand, and your Johnson.

[thumps80631]

Lift your kilt,

Feel no guilt,

You, that sheep, and your Johnson.

[butterfly8222]

this is fuckin hilarious ahahah

[angelesslucifer]

was that a pedo advert? You your kids and your Johnson? FTW?

[HaruhiIzumi]

@angelesslucifer FTW? Looks like someone's in favor of this pedo add...

[angelesslucifer]

@HaruhiIzumi um Hell no. Pedo = Stab it in the neck

[gnkatsil]

Woke up in a cell,

Butt hurting like hell,

What's this brown shit on my Johnson?...

[alfredw890i]

Friday nights

Dim the lights

You, your hand and your Johnson

[redrobin41]

*nostalgia critic reference, highest rated comment.*

[Zoss777]

7 people had no way of life for over 50 years.

[alexbeskatin]

haaaaaa my last name unfortinaly im a girl

[Kermitgroupie]

open the mag

about to jag

you your hand and your johnson

[TheShadow155]

Thumbs up if The Nostalgia Critic sent u here

[jakerules999]

@TheShadow155 well actually rwj sent me here thumbs up if rwj sent you here

[MWaser]

I got send here by TV Tropes.

[BabyDoll9781]

you and your girl and your Johnson that mad me crack the fuck up lmaoo

[Theaterman527]

@BabyDoll9781 you your kids and your johnson got me....

[starfall27]

thumbs up if raywilliampenis sent u here XD

[CyranoLeRapier]

You made some plans

You hold your glans

You, some lube and your Johnson.

[Shalash87]

Wanted a fanny

Turned out a tranny

That's a Johnson & Johnson!

[CasinAandC]

Prison rape,

No Escape,

You, a con, and your Johnson.

[Warfarewassup]

you got a computer on this side, and a chair on the right, you your hand and your johnson

[bassjammer111]

i sure do love my johnson

[MyBestAnswers]

Lorena Bobbit's your wife

She has a big knife

You, lots of blood and no Johnson