@chaddaspencer Wrong. The if you actually listened to the context of the skit you would of realised it was Mr. Snuffaluffagus talking to big BIRD about needing some smack (crack) not Ernie talking to BERT.
Bitch where is my money? You have been late four times I have been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? Psh Ooonnnee psh twwwooooo, two smacks AHHHH AH AH AH ah ah aahhhhhhh. lmao
Bitch where is my money? You've been late 4 times I've been counting.How many times must I smack you before you act right ? 1 **smack** 2 **smack** 2 smacks!!!! AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
if the uk artist @EttaBond brought you here put ya thumbs up :D
tinkerbellmwah 2 weeks ago
Hehehe, See! Sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepé!
WatchThemWatchYou 1 month ago
I think this video should of had a mill by now
HAWKZERO360 1 month ago
its like bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!
XD
SoStickySweet18 1 month ago
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ohhSHINE 1 month ago
Thumbs up for the one guy @3:07 trying to give a standing ovation.
Bjack900 2 months ago 2
Vagina
Fabs361 3 months ago
see sometimes you gotta take the pussy like peppy
lmfao!!
colinmc88 3 months ago
2:43
poopyy99 3 months ago
what kind of cookies are YOU tlkin bout??
jazzyhappy2020 4 months ago
Brilliant!
willow351 5 months ago
@1:12
domnguyen91 6 months ago
"get it together grouch...get a job grouch!"
kataklysmkilla 6 months ago
Dave Chappelle is a genius
yogocomedy 7 months ago
Pepe Lepue is the worlds most socially accepted rapist lol
boogiedownluva86 9 months ago 2
Just to let everyone know ... Its actually "Bert" not "bird"... As in bert and ernie ... They were the brothers
chaddaspencer 9 months ago
@chaddaspencer who cares
Kalebbrantleach 9 months ago
@chaddaspencer Wrong. The if you actually listened to the context of the skit you would of realised it was Mr. Snuffaluffagus talking to big BIRD about needing some smack (crack) not Ernie talking to BERT.
IJEnfy 8 months ago
@IJEnfy Smack is Heroin dude...not crack. Why do you think he so sick?...
kataklysmkilla 6 months ago
@chaddaspencer No it's not. He's imitating Snuffy, so obviously he would be saying "bird" as in Big Bird..
ELeeHamm 8 months ago
Where's Dave Chappelle when we need him? We need more brilliant comedy like this.
mhaze210 10 months ago 3
lol"I Wouldnt Go There If I Knew The Way" hahahah
PlowThrough8 10 months ago
Funny
crazyperson580 11 months ago
Which special is this from? Killing them softly? I wanna watch the whole thing again now.
DankTendencies 11 months ago
Hi, Bird…hi, Bird, I'm sick…I NEED SOME SMACK, BIRD
thetruemagicalnegro 11 months ago 5
rofl !!
lr94rrcc 1 year ago
Bitch, how many times must I slap you before you act right?
One, two! Two slaps! Ah hah hah hah...
Jadervason 1 year ago 2
Im the poorest motherfucka on sesame street, nobodys helping me.
Yakusa2deatH2 1 year ago 2
Bitch where is my money? You have been late four times I have been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? Psh Ooonnnee psh twwwooooo, two smacks AHHHH AH AH AH ah ah aahhhhhhh. lmao
Dwadedragon 1 year ago
Hiiiiii bird, I'm sick.....lol classic
jamunit3 1 year ago
What's the first show he's talkin' bout ?
Nahoyy 1 year ago
@Nahoyy it's about a skunk that loves a cat. Peppy lepew i think it's spelled?
iRoXsOxAlOt 1 year ago
@Nahoyy pepe le pew
cashsoldior88 1 year ago
"I'm looking like, Good God, what kind of fucking rapist is this guy?!"
"I'm the poorest mother fucker on Sesame Street."
LMFAO. I love this guy. :D
paramoregirl013 1 year ago
"Then you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people. Get it together grouch. Get a job, grouch." lmao
Troopertk421 1 year ago
Bitch I Live In A Fuckin Trash Can
djsizz5 1 year ago
lmao awesome.
QueQue4SHO 1 year ago
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cryst1meth 1 year ago
"give me some smack bird!" LMAO
salemcripple 1 year ago 3
Bitch where is my money? You've been late 4 times I've been counting.How many times must I smack you before you act right ? 1 **smack** 2 **smack** 2 smacks!!!! AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
chix84 1 year ago 2
the dislike bar is the size of justin biebers DIKK
MrxXHRPXx 1 year ago
Hilarious lol
jdd102786 1 year ago
"Get it together, Grouch..."
LOL
Foreverclever87 1 year ago
ok who voted against?? wtff? 1 lonely guy
KBSwartsch 1 year ago
lol this is hilarious
BLACBLAZE1985 1 year ago
eyes poppin out his head... cookie cookie cookie !!
FoodStampShuffle 1 year ago
lol love the part where he says B*** Live in a F**** TRASH CAN!!!!
z2arock75 1 year ago
haha i fell from my chair when i heard the count part
WulvPawz 1 year ago
@WulvPawz
I also loved that part, but my ass did not!
blabalkan 1 year ago
Thisz Shitt Isz Fucxkinq Hilarious. "I live in a fucxkinq trash can"
thisiskgully 1 year ago
he's funny.
he see's the whole picture of things
being open minded is so much better
then being narrow minded.
ineedaname777777 1 year ago
EPIC!!!!!!
POkegreis 1 year ago
ha ha lol
Hisaias14 1 year ago
he's funny and smart. and speaks the truth. dave's one of the best. timeless.
useacondompeople 1 year ago
so funny!
machkando 1 year ago
cookie monster wants coconut breaktime cookies! :)
33Blitz33 1 year ago 3
this guy is good
lego114 1 year ago
Hi Bert, I'm sick...i need some smack bert! lol
Dcrudup08 1 year ago
Bitch I live in a fuckin' trash can!!! I'm the poorest muthafucka on Sesame Street. Nobody's helping me!! :)
TheMrplayaplaya 2 years ago 15
damn, the end is funny!
Ryuyasha999 2 years ago
lol the count is a pimp oneslap,twoslap,threeslaps AH AH AH AH. LMAO.
slipknotsulfur 2 years ago
chappelle is hilarious one of the funniest comedians out there. i hope someday i can see him live
rhyno516 2 years ago
this is may funny
mrcod174 2 years ago
-"yah oscar...your a grouch!"
--"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASHCAN!!!!!"
red6380 2 years ago 174
@red6380 I want that shit on a T-Shirt :D
warriorofwrestling 1 year ago
LMAO i was loling so badly when he was talking about smacking 1,2 ahaha , that was so creative
Murlexia 2 years ago 7
im the poorest mutha fucker on sesame street. dont tell me how to get to sesame street i wouldnt wanna go there any way
s0uthie187 2 years ago 3
its funny as hell how he say "BITCH i live in a Fuckin Trash can" XD X)
503whys0s3ri0us 2 years ago 2
BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!!
Probally The Best Part In this video.
LMAOOO DUDE YOUR A COMIC LEGEND
FlamBroyat 2 years ago 8
lmaooo cookie cookieee ! what kindaaa cookiess u talkinn' boutt ??
YoungAnttt105 2 years ago 2
chocolate chips don't do that to people
captain0redbeard 2 years ago 4
"I'm the poorest nigga on Sesame Street!"
"What kinda fucking rapist is this guy?"
"One, two... two slaps! Ah ha ha!"
danielhiryu 2 years ago 5
bitch I live in a FUCKIN TRASH CAN!
supernovanator 2 years ago 7
lol hillarious.
Brighteluden 2 years ago 3
He's right, the Count IS a pimp!
davedetrick 2 years ago 7
he has a cape and talks like one
JMVEntertainment 2 years ago 2
I need some smack Bird. LMAO
mxtra22 2 years ago 5
one of the best stand ups hahaha
fckk22 2 years ago 7
funny ass hell lol
HanNibaLThe8 2 years ago 29