Minecraft - Gourd Avenger Part 3 [Custom Map]

[thunderzoid09]

To funny! :*D

[LoLovesYou13]

OFFENSE totally kidding. Not offended in the least c:

[cpsanimelover]

WTF when simon was singing row your boat and then started swiming bacwards a message came up saying an error acured O-O

[WizzardSeb]

at 2:46 how did i know Simon was gunna start sing row your boat :D

[MrBoofoe]

What has Simon been watchig?! (Look at Suggestions)

[stev019]

@MrBoofoe What have YOU been watching? my suggestions are all other maps.

[TropicFire557]

Hhhhhaaaaaaooooooooo!!!!! I am de emporor!

[NoodleMara]

I'm always going to remember this map for Simon's pyro habits overwriting his common sense. XD

[XXXXGLaDOSXXXX]

HERRRO!!!!

[Cibernetize]

YOU STUPED because you killed the KING!!!!!!!!!!

[EthanEarthRunner]

anone else realise the armour is the same texture as well as the diamond armour in planetoids?

[Trainz476]

I'm on a boat! (The Lonely Island)

[connorsmith101]

at 7:30 lewis was bullying the zombies and skelletons

[elmochild]

simon's king accent. i almost pissed myself xD

[LeeroyJenkinsization]

Teddy Grams

[watersheepfoot]

oh my gourd

[GerBill777]

Haha 3:57 a gourd has an arm hanging out of its back!

[monkeystandoffsucks]

nice chinese voice lol

[awsomeness34912]

what was in the chest at the dock

[ThePersianCatsify]

2:59 I sing better than Simon!

[1TitanGirl]

OMG!!! Mojo Jojo voice!!!

[TheShoweringWhale]

Lol you dont want do a chinese voice because its racist but when you do an american accent you make us all have a southern or rapist accent lol!

[aztaclalz]

@TheShoweringWhale Chinese/Asian = A race. Americans, not a race. How are they racist, lol? Quit being butthurt herp'a'derp and gimme' some of that moonshine, yeppers!

[VengD]

@TheShoweringWhale Chinese people are Asian. Americans are Caucasian.

Funnily enough brits are Caucasian too and you can't really be racist toward your own race (Or you're f*** weird if you are).

[animeBexster]

I was listening to the video with my earphones and when you did that chinese king voice accent i fell of my bed and broke my ear phones...

[Pikachu159159]

@animeBexster LOL ME TOO

[GekkoAK]

Ahhh, back in the days when fire spread was rapid and infinite :D

[DanielBlittle]

05:05 Oh Gourd lol



[caviavampier]

2:19 mmh i see a GIANT SHIP maybe that is somethign

[TemporarilyAGamer]

20:56: well just one video wont hurt

01:09: ... F*ck...

[MegaTitanicboy]

QUIT SCREAMING IN MY EAR! I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE AND I DON'T NEED A MIGRAINE!!!! 

[Zuppertjes]

lol i'm viewer 666777

[pupgirl09]

Have you notice that when Lewis laughs he snorts a lot?

[timbuk2900]

THERE WAS A CHEST BUT THEY MISSED IT

[Catpirate23]

Hi

[yoda23q]

Not Herobrine, Israphel.

[bgaufin]

Herobrine...

[karategirl58]

If you smash a boat it just breaks...

[homosapienssapiens19]

look at how long this video is.. then glance at the version of mine craft

[TheNoa0912]

@homosapienssapiens19 freaky

[BridgetteMizi]

they should do a video through Simon's view :3

[therealjoemiles]

back in the day when bows didnt need to be charged...

[Anim8or102]

Baby gaurd

[Anim8or102]

2:56 lolololol

[DoctorsCompanion4]

Why do zombies drop feathers??

[Helljumperalpha]

nice job simon you burn it if only you barrol role through the window and epicly back flip on a zombie and said that how a dwarf does it

[Peckheadrulz]

OH MY GOURD!

[shadster73]

good job gays

[TheActon88]

@shadster73 is that a spelling mistake or an insult? please say spelling mistake...

[spotoftrouble]

9:52 - I shouldn't be laughing so hard XD

[PsuPepperoni]

thats not a chinese accent thats Mojo Jojo

[Twistedy]

Flint and tinda

[jungletoes76]

thumbs up if you are playing this map and watching this at the same time

[snowtigerrz10]

well i'm chinese and i find that accent funny

[Nightraider41]

Thumbs up if you noticed the "person" with a third arm growing out of his back at 6:15

[UchihaLover98]

@Nightraider41 There was also another one at 3:58

[EffectedNorwal]

My least favorite part was 13:00 D:

[MrBaysies]

should he not be an emperor

[ucanthinkofaname]

OH MY GOURD (see what i did there) I OUT THE CASTLE TO FLAMES BEFORE WE GOT OUT

[123DARKKNIGHT1231]

These Two should comment on Kingdom Hearts games

[krazedKillualover]

Guys don't get mad at them if the 'offend' you because it's not on purpose. Besides I'm pretty sure all English people have the steriotypic tune to their voices too, no?

I'm Chinese and I could care less because I know they aren't trying to attack anyone.

[TolerableRobert]

I accidentally the castle

[TheVrede2]

this was downloaded onto youtube the day after my birthday

[yomyssebyy2]

"oh there's monsters everywhere! " well .. yeah you left the back door open ... like all the other doors you've been trough............

[lolopopburst]

simon+flint+steel+crafting table=bad things about to happen

[n3wboyzj3rkin]

i love simons racist chinese voice

[lithium710]

lol,nice chinese accent. im chinese :P

[theandyman38]

Apology accepted Simon :D

[ChanChan1324]

Why did you not sing all of "Row row row your boat"? All u said was "Row row row your boat, la la la la la la la la la la la la." LEARN YOUR SONGS!

[Prowlerz0909]

@ChanChan1324 Erm.....Why should he?this is a nursery rhyme thingy.He's an adult dude =.=

[peterslay]

'We have to purify the castle' (sets fire to the floor' 'Should'nt we have got out first?' 'Oh yea....'

[MiffyChannel]

You sound like Mojojojo

[Feandromar]

Mr Miyagi was Japanese, not Chinese. Just sayin'.

[lolopopburst]

I'm Chinese and I find your accent very offensive

[AndILoveYou24]

@lolopopburst Shh. Sorry bro!

[RhysandAbbey]

@lolopopburst No one cares its a video.

[RyuTheDragon66]

@lolopopburst Let them have their fun... Its not offensive at all... Im sure.. .Everyone would do it

[5hadow5talker]

@lolopopburst Meh. I'm kinda Chinese too. It's actually okay, and kind of funny. Not as bad as some other videos. At least they're not being INTENTIONALLY and OUTWARDLY racist, eh?

[MyachiTipsandTricks]

cocks are very important

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[BenBomb5]

Simon+flint and steel= bad things.........

[TheEpicWafflezGroup]

honeydew sometimes worries me because he says stuff like "when you're rowing you don't follow direction you follow the COCKS" and " im ready to get down to BUSINESS"

cocks and business... toilet?

[TheEpicWafflezGroup]

why is there this girl sitting in a bathtub as a vid on the side?

[SniperCab00se]

played the benny hill theme song lightly in the background during the fire part lololololol :)

[merocghomec]

lol simon you idiot why didn't you do it from outside the freken castle XD

[kristieawesome2468]

I am half chinese.

Its fine...i dont mind anyway

[LegoFusion8080]

LET IT BUUURN simon, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!

[3urg1cald0g]

one of the gourd people had a tail

[Sozment09]

Only simon would make lewis swim backwards towards a Chinese mansion while singing row row row your boat!

[cheese8024]

60 people were chinese and were offended

[chainsawrifle]

i can't be the only person who keeps shouting when lewis leaves the damn doors open

[MyNameSxm]

DVD

[crazychipmunkma]

At 3:51, anyone else see the "s" on the sign?

[Adudethatlikesmusic]

FLINT AND TINDA

[animewarrior3]

so, we have to burn the castle?

no, nooo, no no no, no.

but he said we have to purfiy the castle,

well, wait SIMON!

oi?, o, O, i DIDNT THINK! AHH

and thats how simon+ flint and tinder= THINGS GO TO HELL FASTER THEN THE SPEED OF LIGHT lol

[SpiderxBlue]

@animewarrior3 Simon is like my favorite whimsical arsonists!

[Narriation222]

why are thre so many porn suggestions

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[mrcraver123]

why are there like porns on related videos????

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[GaryOnGaming]

What the hell is with the recommended videos? They must have changed something during the update because it was fine before.

[animeducky9]

My God! This recommended videos just keep getting worse and worse!

[TheZouls]

British Traditional Wicca



BTW

[Rudamiester]

thumbs up if you knew it would land in racist territory in under 45 seconds!

[00DragonBoy]

Guy: How old are you?

Girl: Eighteen

Guy: WOO! Legal!

[AbnormalAbbi]

Yes. We get it. There are sex videos on the side. Like a million people on every video has already told us so.

[DwarvernEpicness]

why is there sex scenes when i look right of this video

[angall3]

@DwarvernEpicness look at who posted it :P xephos, you naughty naughty boy

[TheHumpingDogs]

Hi!

[Obsidiam]

Fumblemore would be proud.

[danphan32]

fuck comerials i hate them

[guyoffire7]

speaking of Shadow of Israphael......

[forceafail]

Thumbs up if your asian and you're laughing your head off

[perfectNpink]

LOL. That was a pretty awesome old chinese man accent.

[punkgal67]

God why is Simon such and idiot? Setting fire to a building your already in *smh*

[nintendocaresun2]

so did the creeper blow u his computer

[Toxicboy24598]

GOURDen Freeman lol

[isakfridiksson]

HAAALLOAA VELY NICE TO MEET YOUH

[MrKaabii51]

NO SIMON YOU JACKASS SUICIDAL NOT THE FLINT AND TIND- too late T_T

[jackinator00]

Lol I almost peed myself when Simon burnt the castle... If you don't want to keep getting yourselves killed, you should stop giving simon flint and tinder

[TheLuigifan123]

Simon should be a voice actor someday. :D

[TheMacDudeGuy]

So normally people watch other videos while waiting for porn to load... I watch porn while waiting for this to load.

[DarkLord3321]

Funny racices king

[gnikhcil]

omg i cant breath that was to funny well done

the king tells me to burn things

[W33koldpizza]

No! it's a short "a" in Mr. Myagi.

I should come at you with chopsticks and make you wash and wax my cars!

Wax on, Wax off!

[PTNLemay]

That was gold...

"Burn the castle? OKAY!"

"No wait, Simon we should- "

*TCHK*

[zoe101yea]

all these custom map stories could have the potential of a novel

[PTNLemay]

Should have made a bow with that wood and string, if they give you all those arrows surely they expect you to get a bow at some point, no?

[MisterJonas777]

Yay no racism haha ^.^ u guys are awesome LOL

[TheKaijuCritic94]

Ok, the ads are starting to piss me off. The snow white one has played for EVERY VIDEO. We get it, there's no need to keep shoving it in our faces.

[chipmunkspy5]

@TheKaijuCritic94 ad block plus . org

[lilangel2407]

I was waiting for one of them to make the 'oh my gourd' joke :')

[ishatonyou29]

I'm asian ohh my god you sound exactly like my dad

[123249infernox]

@ishatonyou29 LOL

[RJRfilms2]

@ishatonyou29

SAME

[Alaizakylehufemia]

Oh my "GOURD" :D

[RainyTeaKettle]

Two words: Underwater Creepers

[SirTonyInRS]

HARO!

[Xlr8Jeff10]

O |  YOU WILL FEAR MY FRYING PAN!

[BrickMovies93]

who wishes thet he went HARROOOO

[mrjrnighthawk]

Simon your mean to Chinese people and I'm a Chinese

[MrMalique1212]

wtf at 8:45 take the dam treasure

[lorenzbailey]

"behind my phone, is a big nintendo!"

[R3ZORZ]

06:26 lewis left the door open lol

[1eLmAnUbErTi1]

lewis and simon are idiots or what? look at the left down corner at 03:49

[minecraftbrozzz]

simon you are a bumbling idiot

[HmQuiteBraden]

Oh Dammit Internet!

Simon says "Why Not?" and I instantly think of Zoidberg.

[WALSHYFB]

ok that's it.. simon, go on britan's got tallent.

[mrIguy212]

How did it not clue into you that you should set fire to the castle after you got out

[timdood3]

"oh my gourd" couldnt tell if it was a play on words or just came out weird...until a few seconds later.. lol :D

[4znDude]

When Simon did the accent for the king I was not offended (yes I am Chinese)

[baconfoot1]

HARRO I AM THE KIINNG VELY NICE TO MEETCH YOU!

[19MaNgAfreak90]

well this guys in china are not called 'king' but a 'mandarin'...well i guess its supposed to be a mandarin or if not maybe an emperor..one of that will be the right expression ;D

[stormboy091]

Simons Definiton of Purification: Burn it to the ground!

[Minikiwilicious]

OH MY GOURD! XD

[4BCB26]

flint 'n' steel + simon= burned castle

its simple math.

[jbrenanth11]

anthony: diamond are weak gold are strong!

[callofdutyfan618]

close the frecken door!



[messed2552]

hers some flint and tinder now purify my castle with fire-burns the whole thing to the ground while inside of it- amazing lol

[evilmonkeyz7]

your so annoying simon

[Ericococ]

he sounds like mo jo jo jo!!!

[MrClone501st]

a flaming zombie huh?

[xOXkat1991XOx]

can you make a video to make a wotch tower

[xOXkat1991XOx]

can you ask notch to invent run back woods

[MrEagleeye003]

Why do some gourds have arms coming out of the back of their heads!?!

[HamHatter]

HERRO! VELLY NICE TUH MEET YUUH! XD

[jonasdrejerjensen]

does china not have Emporos

[XxfalloutxX677]

sorry if that was a late one

[XxfalloutxX677]

beyond my throne is a FLINT AND TINDA!!!!!! lol

[MsAgnesChan]

Creeper: Thats a very nice castle you have there, It would be a shame if somthing happend to it

Me: - Lookin' at the burning castle- : i think you a little to late dude, somthing already happend to it

[eatmyskitlez]

@MsAgnesChan but u have to do it in simons voice.. :)