Rob Paravonian 6 minutes at Zanies

[shimanchunutakara]

he's like a musical seinfeld

[railroadtohell]

This guy is f***ing hilarious

[kittymagic711]

Always appreciate people that make fun of hummers and escalades like I do :)

[iamstickman007]

OMG PEOPLE STOP THUMBING UP PEOPLE WHO WRITE COMMENTS OF PARTS OF THE VIDEO, BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I DO IS READ THE TOP COMMENT BY ACCIDENT AND IT RUINS THE FUCKING VIDEO! THUMB THIS UP IF YOU HATE THAT TOO!!!

[dt8884tube]

@iamstickman007 ALL CAPS RAGE ABOUT NOTHING IMPORTANT!!! RAWR! What type of person asks for a thumbs up on their own comment? Are you the person that creates the emails that say if I don't forward it to all of my friends then a Teletubby will crawl out of my monitor and eat my soul?

[iamstickman007]

@dt8884tube maybe... and you have no life for responding to my comment i already forgot about XD

[TheRealBarnez]

@dt8884tube But they do that anyway :\

[willubethere4me]

Thats how i roll...literally  lol luv him so hilarious :( and slow children lol

[LittleMissStitches]

I want to see you on Comedy Central. xD With a two hour long special. :D

[windowsjsa]

That's not all of it. In another vid u r there doing your friends and sugar ray bit! Liar

[wonderyelyah]

he's awesome :))

[dahockeyplaya0920]

haha i saw him at my college

[crazycellist973]

'Cause sometimes you're going to the opera and you wanna take a load of drywall with you. I love it!!

[dropOfConscious]

Gasp! There was no song!! :'(

This is still great of course :)

[L2SB]

nice job

[Kreeg0]

What does he say it is written on the school's sign ? I can't understand !

[Iheartgazelles]

Slow Children

[LightningDragon1999]

@Kreeg0 We dont have enough money for education so we'll just put up a sign "slow children"

[Moongoose86]

"if you're nice i'll play you a song. if you're mean ill play you a song by creed" ahaha

[ArisatoMinatoXXII]

lol car search part

"so i hide some wooden boxes around my car"

[Tails282]

Lol @ the slow children bit! :D

[stevez2323]

very funny guy ha

[UnderAGlassMoon27]

1:55 lol'd. I know exactly what he's talking about.

[sh4dow83]

you're fantastic at this... i hope you do more of these things without the guitar (not that the songs would be bad, they're hilarious but still... this is great too). am still discovering all of your work.

[akmarksman]

"another music box...what the hell is wrong with you"

LMAO

[Gintable]

Play us a song by Creed!

[Buntography]

God no.

[eferum]

it's all about lowering those expectations

[JustHereBeingMe]

OMG thats like road markings end then right at that sign the road markings end. lolz

[zizu15]

2:22 hahaha, i laughed so hard "another musicbox -.-" XDDD

[darksnow07]

Damn those plates or some kind of utensils piss me OFF.

[Overwelm]

haha slow children. Hilarious!

[Baird319]

"...slow children..."

[oneisi]

lowering expectation.... Great!

[jonahbooc]

what the hell is going on?!!?

oh rough road..fair enough

hahaha

[K3np4tch1]

Haha, slow children. Love it :)

[bar133]

lol

[TheDaninja]

I think Seinfeld found his follower :) good job fellow

[mrstuttle]

Thanks for keeping it clean! It makes eveything more enjoyable when your entire joke doesn't depend on obscenities.

[aspiringandinspiring]

@mrstuttle You said it!!!!

[werewolf23lover]

Dude this is ballin!!! You rock.

[jennahemmena]

Have you ever considered going on Last Comic Standing? I think you'd have a good chance.

[Emmers0]

lmao!!! this is so funny!

[diazbass14]

please spanish subtitles!

[Flyingurl911]

this is amazing, everyone at my school loves you. You can't go feet meters without hearing someone quoting you.

[bulletholes101]

i always go feet meter!! haha sorry i just had to comment on that... i know what you're trying to say!! hahah but this guy is WICKED!

[kitkattcassy]

slow children!!!!!! :dies:

and "that's your definition of success; i just do it for the numbers, man..." <333333333333

[ZoeCharlotteLeonora]

Lol! The rough road bit is the best =]

[Karpaspingviini]

Quite funny, although he did use a couple of Jimmy Carr's lines ('slow children').

[Firewolf23]

Rob, this makes my day better every time I watch it (which is quite frequently now).

Thanks.

[GDG4ever]

LOL i LOOVVEE the bit with the car search

[Mev852]

I love the car comment. That was freakin' hilarious.

[shugo608]

i do it for the #'s

[Gundamsandzords]

Sign me up for this deal, good sir! I'll take ten!

[kilalachan08]

lmao :D

[SemperMalum]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Oh, rough road. Fair enough.

Lmao

[WhiteCheddar360]

hehehe will just put a sign by this school that says slow children!!! hahahahaha, that is funny!!

[arfhip]

laughed so hard it hurt! ^^

[ahhhhmazing1]

6 community college credits! *gasp*

[flaviolima91]

his face at 5:51 is so good.... haha

right after "fair enough"

[flaviolima91]

creed sucks big balls

[flaviolima91]

be nice and i'll play you a song.

dont be nice and i'll play you a song by creed.

[Ziece4]

Creeds actually not that bad lol.

[Jazzer11]

they are more mainstream than the word is tossed around

[TheCeejPlus]

This was hilarious.

[lollercoaster123321]

This guy can make me laugh when he's not even talking! His face wears funny expressions!

[KazKuniva]

I want centerfield dude.. oaioaioai

[AAGuitar123]

another music box?.....what the hell is wrong with you

[firearth23]

haha makes me laugh everytime

[omiko09]

lol. this never gets old

[JingleJoe]

oh man I'm doing that wooden boxes thing :D!!!

[chocothinsations]

this is the funniest

[violetnova87]

Brilliance; sheer brilliance XD

[BleauBlue]

gezz. you dont even make any sense...

[BleauBlue]

MAYLO777

[ForcefulDragon]

No, we just mention which parts we enjoyed the most.

"slow

children"

lol!

[awsomejack332211]

do you play shows like in charollate nc

[brndncraven]

haha "if your nice ill play your a song, if your not ill play you a song from creed" hahaha thats good

[disneydanceVMK]

"Slow Children" OH MY GOSH! I *love* this vid. I watch it and re-watch it.. I'm addicted. You're amazing!

[pinkcarnation313131]

six community college credits!!

now i can get my associates!

haha. this is great.

[GreenCrayola]

Haha I love how he takes a shot at Creed.

[GinnyTheEmoKid]

he's right tho lol

[sangkyulol]

wooo nice video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kickawesome]

I definitely take passing personally, strangely, that's awesome that you brought that up.

[tepidd]

In one of your other vids, I heaped praise on your delivery, but said that I didn't think I would laugh if I read your jokes. I stand corrected. The delivery was again perfect :)

[dashiznit95]

The ending is the best.

[pooabigpoo]

Creed has some songs that are okay but I think he is joking that with his voice he would do crap :P 5/5 Hilarious!!!!!

[dodger5905]

ANOTHER MUSIC BOX!

[jg8z]

hilarious.

[sandiefurr]

he's amazing

[DragonThunderFury]

hiding music boxes for the cops to find..i gotta do that :P

[Sugaryfairy5]

ZOMG!!! I love this video, and I love him!!! Rock on!

[ExcessEnergy]

creed sucks

[othmarschoeck]

"i do it for the numbers" rofl

[UnderdogClothing]

that was awesome..

[sammiMUFFIN]

lol ur so cute <3 and have such a great personality <3 hehe

[asdfghasdfgh]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?

[a147g258]

i wish i could marry you D:

[imsmarturnot1234]

HILARIOUS!! 5/5

[itsbeccaforreals]

Dude, i love you.

[asdfusuck]

LOL awesome

loved it

[kiaweking]

Good funny material.

Aloha from Hawaii.

[ConfessorGrey]

my friend Pete and I went right out and bought a shlew of music boxes... we have both been intentionally trying to get pulled over for a month.... yes, you inspire michevious bored college students everywhere :)

[zurask]

Are people eating? There's sounds of plates and stuff. That would suck. Not as funny as your other videos but like how seemingly smarter your comedy is. Please keep up the funny.

[orchdork1243]

lol. yeah right.. MTV play music?!?

hilarious!!

[briannaxxhazeleyes]

Man this is great. Somehow I tripped over this guy tonight.. and now he's one of my top favorite comedians.

[FriendsRule83]

I love this guy, at least he's a little cleaner in his comedy than most.

[kidkind2]

dude wtf is ur problem its only comedy ur not forced to watch it

[CommSense]

very funny.

[pilotman20200]

i love the expression on his face when he says "i do it for the numbers"

[janemylow]

I'm so gonna steal this box-idea! This rox! I'd like to see the look on the cops's faces

[nancyheartssid]

lmao! 'another music box..?'

[makemebad35rocks1233]

man, what's wrong w/Creed??? anyway, this is really funny LOL^^ :]

[gonesouthin]

they're easier to make fun of

[jacobbirdy128]

creed suck! lol

[stdrange]

dude the pachelbel guy is a cubs fan! that rules

[EviliveParadise]

can anyone find a video of the song about his girlfriend and the coke dealer??!!

[doggle46]

lol..... but i think brian regan is better!=]

[Pblmania]

wheres the song at the end he was gunna do is it the friends and sugar ray vid?

[kiddo1134]

you are hilarious! Insanely funny!!

[simonbroenner]

Where's the rest? Pity there aren't more videos on here...

[94LuckyCharms94]

DUDE, YOU AWESOME!!!!!

[qatae]

You were awesome

[zarafran69]

please in spanish... sub.

[goldfinger490]

learn english or watch spanish-speaking comedians

[TheyCallMeKennedy]

You are the funniest man ever. hahahaa

Seriously

[Zippydasquirrel4]

"if your not nice to me i'll play you a song by creed" hahah

[erobichaux]

hey! wuts wrong with creed??

[Unheardnirvana2]

hey! wuts not wrong with creed??

[jelohates]

lol

[orangecow965]

Dude, are you single?!

[tinquerbutt]

Can I be your goupie?

[kmcwells]

I AGREE!

[AberrantNeko]

hee hee.

[Monica878]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[Undomaranel]

'We don't have money for education' so they get a sign for 'slow children'...classic!

[doubledollar]

hahahahahaha! you're GREAT, dude! haha! i totally agree with what you said about mtv! ;) and the part with pimp my ride is classic!! just like the one with the "rough road" sign!! hahahaha! i'm ALWAYS thinking the same when i see them!! 5 Stars!!

[ghfyoug]

slow children LOL

[squiggly9]

"haha, Mr. 'i dont have anyth---' another music box?!" hahahah XD i love this guy

[broadwaybaby05]

i love him hes the best. and hes hot lol

[1BellaCullen]

ROB IS THE BEST

[losroftheday]

ur crazy funny!! ur better than eddie murphy in the 80's!

[Drmr20]

AWESOME XD

[chaosthao09]

totally not funny after you say the same joke in like 3 different stand

[WolfeStedro]

That's really common for most comedians. Just watch Comedy Central during a marathon.

Rob Paravonian is awesome, btw.

[UchihaRubyStar]

YOU'RE DA BEST!! XDD "WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?!!" ~ I just luv that part!!!

[prettyxkitten]

i love him. hes awesome...a good looking funny guy who plays an instrument....YES

[buttboysrevenge]

dude, thats awesome lol!!

i havnt laughed this hard in a long time

[firestar7878]

ohh bumpy road? Ohh at least they have a reason

[firestar7878]

rough sorry not bumpy

[msw12]

dude you are helarious

[embrodak87]

You're quite hilarious. I love all your clips. One tip--don't pop your p's dude, it's a bit annoying.

:: must stop giving radio tips to comedians ::

[Narutoast13]

LOL You're the best, Rob! (Wooden boxes, slow children, and dry wall at the opera. LOL. and Creed. LOL)

[Bezz1980]

slow children xD

[ellakmfrench]

lol..x

[CreedSucks]

Me and my screen name agree with his opening statements

[Rbickert]

This guy is awesome, gotta love it

[UchihaRubyStar]

i like 5:46. LMAO!!

[DarkAngelTyreal]

Ok so ive seen all of his material on Youtube and OMG... He needs more material.

[d4nilipe]

looooooooool!! you are great!

[tairn]

LMAO

[KaylaBlahx3]

Ahh HE IS HOT

[Morgimir]

Rob is a freakin comedic genius!

[chrisreyes216]

Wooden boxes... lol. ;)

[ginapotter25]

He is hilarious!!!

[ashtian123]

It took me a few minutes to get the slow children joke, but that was some funny poo!