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  • God is real and He loves you.

  • Hey baby, wanna have sex? Holy shit, you're a dude! Oh well...offer's still open.

  • @ catmilf, "Seek him in the closet, and he shall reward thee openly!","judge and ye shall be judged, condemn and ye shall be condemned, forgive and ye shall be forgiving"! The "hate" in your words should be proof enough where these thoughts are comming from, seek him please!?!

  • Question: Why don't you just have a sex change!??!!?

  • hahaaha, you talk like a robot:D

  • You are a brilliant poet.

  • Word??

  • Even nature and the sky screams out loud that there is a wonderful God . Yet when a person is blind to that truth,well thats so sad. Start start with the book of john next to luke. Give the living word a chance and remember we all have our own faults but the one that died on the cross and lives today,well the perfect sinless one did it all for us who could not. Just give it a chance. It doesnt have to be complicated youll see.

  • @whitestonename You do realize that lots of people are atheists BECAUSE they read the Bible, right? Simply reading it only shows it's lack of internal consistency, and flawed moral teachings.

    Even if the Bible was internally consistent, that wouldn't make it right. Reading it would convince no one of it's truth, unless it was capable of revealing truth outside of it's own so called "truth".

  • @whitestonename it must be wonderfull to be so reassured... but you can't close the eyes that are already open and watching how truly wonderfull the world is. When everything is a mystery, you don't need religion or god to feel wonder. It needs to be complicated, what else could it be?

  • what did i just watch?

  • yYOUR A DUMB SOLE SNATCHING FA@@GET your goign tohell. PARENT DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN IT IS A SOLE SNATCHING FAGG3T WORKING FOR THE DEVIL!

  • @Catmilf I'm no grammar nazi, damn I'm not even an native english speaker.

    But people like you, that try to make a point without being able to write a full grammatically correct sentence, should not comment at all.

  • @Ryodakun i wish nazi were still alround to kill off all the faggerts

  • @Catmilf You a first class cunt arnt you

  • wow, the rhyming atheist's response to the the rhyming christian. Your version is not only a lot better, it also makes a lot more sense.

    Bravo

  • Holy Shit! What a fag? He can cross dress all he wants, he still has a man's voice and a man's adam's apple.

  • @optikvenom Yeah I think he is a fag... but it's you with all the butt hurt.

  • @TMBrd89 Butt of course! You should know that, because you were there too. We were having a gay orgy with lots of anal sex and deepthroats.

    So how does your throat feels? Still sore?

  • @optikvenom No can't say I remember that happening. You might be confusing me with your dad.

  • @TMBrd89 If you don't remember any of it ever happening, then how the hell would you know, you little faggot?

    You must be fantasizing about your own ass and your own dad. I bet you take it up the ass with pride like that homo, Zinnia.

  • @optikvenom Lol Don't get upset cause I got the best of you.

  • @TMBrd89 Don't flatter yourself. I just call it the way I see it. I call this homo a fag, and you flip out like a little bitch, defending him. So, I call you a faggot cause that's what you must be. I clearly wasn't using caps to show that I'm angry. You want to fantasize about homos and butts and dads, then go right ahead you little pansy.

  • @optikvenom "I clearly wasn't using caps to show that I'm angry"

    Oh so you ARE angry just not showing it. I'm glad you could be honest with me.

  • @TMBrd89 lol you're not just a faggot. You're a dumb ignorant faggot. Like I said and say again, I wasn't using caps to show anger. If I was angry, I'd be using caps. Do you understand now, fag?

    Like I said. Don't flatter yourself.

  • @optikvenom Hey calm down. Don't get angry cause you're too stupid to type what you mean.

  • Thank you for posting this. My cousin posted this video on his FB wall and I thought it was so stupid. If you pray to a personal God and practice your faith, you are religious by anyones standards (including merriam-webster!)

  • If it pisses you off that bad live and be what ever it is you've manifested for yourself dont post videos slandering God. I will pray for you and if your independent and happy and fine the way you are there should be no reason to talk about God in your videos start making videos on how to make new hair styles or look more like a girl or what ever it is that makes you selfishly happy leave us out of it.

  • One more thing we don't get paid to "market our belief" so you tell me why why why why why do we want to help right? Ask God to answer those questions you haven't the slightest idea and believe me i wouldn't be this avidly commenting if there wasn't other people out there watching your videos and believing them.

  • AND what reason do we have to lie. Im going to call out your childish belife you honostly think the goal of people who follow God is to stop you from having fun or being "yourself" LOL thats not ever reason enough. Your rational isn't even logical Christians aren't concerned with the amount of sinning your doing lol just helping you get to know and love your Creator.

  • No christians goal is to change how the world sees us To be perfectly honost with you that is the farthest thing from our hearts. We want to help people regardless of how the world sees us think of it like a Legion, our bodies on earth what you say about our so called intentions none of that matters Our Father is the only one who can pass Judgement. Were more concerned with his judgment than that of the worlds. Lol your really lost need help just ask.

  • Thats just messed up. if you say you don't like religion then just get out of it. Like for me I'll say this much. But I hate religion. I hate all the rules, I hate all the stereotypical stuff that goes along with it. and I hate how most the people are just so fake. Now I believe in God. I believe jesus died for my sins. I read the bible. I pray to God. But I consider that a relationship if anyone asked me to be honest. I hate going to church, I'm dragged.Feel more hate than love in those walls

  • "Water is EVIL! Drink hydrogen oxide instead!"

    ... *slaps forehead*.

  • I hate people who claim everyone is going to hell if they aren't christian. What about those people in rural parts of the world that have never even heard of christianity. Apparently their going to hell. Coming from a agnostic christian, good karma is the best way to get into heaven.

  • gah, u said spiel the weird way. Shpeel is so the superior way

  • you are absolutly adorable, and very smart, i love your videos :P

  • Hahaha, fucking awesome, ZJ. That was great. Not only did you burn him, you did it with creativity and style. Well played, well played. E-high five to a fellow atheist! *liked/favorited*

  • Thank you! As a former fundamentalist I listen to that video and her buzz phrases that have been around since the 1960's. When you hear a Christian claiming that his is the only religion that isn't a religion, you know he is a biblical literalist who believes Jesus was a human sacrifice. It takes an exclusive sort of hubris to make that claim. 

  • @TrustingDoubt - Hear. That was "hear" buzz phrases.

  • this had to of been the dumbest video ive ever seen.... she completely took everything he said about christianity outta context just so she can mock him and make fun of him thats all 

  • @Fanatical4Jesus, lmao, care to be a little more specific or can you only stick to general accusations?

  • That was so awesome. You're awesome.

  • I ADMIT I DID PRAY TO PASS MY MATH FINAL... im sorry :(

  • if you ever listen and stop talking non sense youd realize there just trying to help . look at yourself , your not a girl your gods son, hopefully one day you will see

  • You're creepy.

  • i want your...fluffy thingy....

  • Is this a man or a woman. i don't even

  • @FemJesse That's not important. What's important is what you took out of the video.

  • I WOULD PAY TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF U !

  • @AMGreekFreak You mad brah? I think he's mad.. Come at me.

  • @mayneedhelp ya your cool bro !

  • @AMGreekFreak Thank you! I try so hard to get the approval of internet trolls ( or as Boxxy would say, TROOOOLLSSSS! ) such as yourself. Now that I'm officially 'cool', I can be just like all the other cool kids!

    Get over yourself.

  • Daria.

    Am I right?

  • I see what you did there ZJ, and I like it.

  • Zinna Jones, you will never understand christianity due to your hateful thoughts.You only reject christianity because the way you dress and act, it will never be accepted by christians. You need to start acting like what God created you to be and thats a man!

  • @LTillman100 Men made clothes, not your god. It has no basis on gender/sex, unless society deigns it thus.

    Try again.

  • Word!!!

  • What'd I give to be able to rhyme like that!

    Nicely done! Cheers!!!

  • are you a man? a woman? What are you???? XO

  • Amazing lol

  • WHOA! He's a member of Mars Hill? The same church headed by the guy that says that male masturbation is the same a gay sex? That bunch are a damn cult!

  • Good job! I've seen a few poem responses and this one is my favourite :D

  • this is genius, well done. I dont know where you got your inspiration for the poetry part from but glad you could get it down before it slipped away

  • lmao this guy 

  • you hit the nail on the head here,I've heard the saying so many times "it's not a religion it's a relationship" (christians) A relationship? I ask my self,what kind of relationship,and they might say "oh a friendship",but how can it be a friendship if the other person has complete control? (and you can't see them) its arrogant at the end of the day.

  • And that is how ZJ saved Christmas.

  • YOUR FUCKED UP! YOUR GOING TO HELL ANYWAY. YOUR A GUY.

  • @FreeFlo8

    Please do us all a favor and learn the difference between you're and your. Moron...

  • @FreeFlo8 Actually she is transgender. Also there is no hell. Another thing is that she is right. You're a cowardly close minded sheep. I have always been amazed by how attractive she is.

  • @AmonKhan96F

    Transgender: a habitual cross-dresser. btw, shejemptv is, by definition, a man pretending to be a woman, therefore, a "he" and not a "she" as you posted.

  • @BloodTar Transgender people do not associate with there birth gender. She now considers herself a woman. Why should you have the right to tell people they have to stay that gender they were born. People like you have no idea what it is like to be born in the wrong body. It is not as simple as just cross dressing. I sincerely hope there is a day that I dont have to keep fighting tooth and nail for LGBT rights.

  • @AmonKhan96F

    Yes, I can relate. I was raised in a very poor family but I'm certain I was meant to be born into a very wealthy family and I now demand that people treat me the way that I believe myself to have been robbed of from birth. I sure hope that one day I can have bleeding hearts such as yourself help me fight for my perceived rights, even though there are no rights inferred or even meantioned anywhere in the Constitution that would justify my desires. Now bow down, peasant.

  • @BloodTar That is near the most illogical arguement I have ever heard. I don't even know where to begin on how stupid that sounds.You can not relate. You can't. You have no idea. Being born poor or rich (I myself was born very poor), is not even remotely similar to being born transgender, gay, with birth deformities, bad eyesight, crippled. These are health issues. Secondly what the hell does that mean? If you want to get a better position in life, become wealthy, go out and get it.

  • @BloodTar People with birth deformities, transgender issues aren't demanding everyone to help them. They are just asking to not be bullied, ridiculed and treated as subhuman. They have the same rights as you. We're not out their bullying you saying "Look at that poor person, he should go to hell." You want to become rich, go and get it. If your transgender and you aren't comfortable with the way you are then why shouldn't you go and become what you want to be.

  • @BloodTar You're just intolerant. You can't accept what your unable to understand. Your fear of what you cant understand makes you react aggressively. Maybe (probably not) one day you can grow up and mature. Also where does this word "bleeding heart" always come into it? I am fairly liberal. However I'm conservative on the justice system. What your saying is that being compassionate towards my fellow man is a bad thing. Well sir I don't want to know what world your living in.

  • @AmonKhan96F

    Yeah, the ficticious character in this video, Zinnia Jones, is just dripping with kindness, lovingness and tolerance towards Christians now ain't he/she? If being "intolerant" is so immature and off-world as you claim that it is, then you need to focus your judgements on poor little down-trodden and persecuted Zinnia Jones. Come on, I wanna see you chastize Zinnia for all her disgust & intolerance of Christians. I'll bet ya won't, might get yourself blocked by him/her...Right?

  • @BloodTar She is not being intollerant. She is simply stating the truth. I have always agreed with pretty much everything she has to say. Even If I did have a problem with her line of thought and point it out. She hasn't blocked anyone else. Yet I see religious posters doing that all the time.

  • @AmonKhan96F

    She is being intolerant of Christianity and you know damn well she is, not only in this vid but in many of her other vids as well, in fact, I'm sure she'd even admit her disgust and intolerance of Christianity if you'd ask her. But that's okay, keep your blinders on and keep up the brown-nosing, I'm sure she's diggin' it. btw, since when was anyone born with the right to NOT be offended or with the right to be tolerated by others? Never happened, never will. btw, I'm no xtian.

  • @FreeFlo8

    How cute, a fundamentalist prick who is unable to spell.

  • this....thing...needs a bubble wrapped room

  • @1ronFistsCinema You mean this beautiful woman. I know you do. We all forget big hard words like woman...here pronounce it with me..wo-man. Bubble wrap is fun.

  • wait was that rapping or were u saying a poem?

  • XD nice ryming u should do more of those

  • I got that it was a Christan marketing as soon as I watched it!

  • I dont understand this but the title sounded interesting

  • WHAT ARE YOU MEN OR WOMEN

  • I'm sorry that you think that Christianity is just a scam.Unfortunately Christianity has been given a bad name due to the actions of misguided idiots who preach hatred and intolerance "in the name of God". I'm a Christian and I apologize for what "Christianity" has become. In my opinion it should be taken down and replaced with what Christianity really is about. Please don't punish the name of God or Jesus for the sins of man. Jesus died for you too.

  • are you a guy

  • Nice rhymes.

  • Nice poem, but if my wife claimed to be a virgin and I found out she was a whore in high-school, I'd fucking divorce her too. 

  • @TheChirpingAssholes God forbid you not be the one to give her the most uncomfortable and unsatisfying sexual experience of her life. You know virginity isn't real, right? And any woman who still hasn't had sex by age 25 is clearly unfuckable. Just sayin'.

  • wow, i would love to fuck you, can we meet?

  • Also, that.was. AWESOME!

  • I laugh every time I see an advertisement for online bibles at the side of a Zinnia video :)

  • Get over yourself Zinna! You always talking about christianity and you have only pointless meaning about Jesus Christ. You are just so hateful!

  • @LTillman100 Jesus Christ is ghey.

  • I'm not anti-theist, but....THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. <3

  • @Ongarukat so you can still be a theist or an atheist. As atheist mean nontheist

    while anti-theist is someone who hates the thought of a god. Myself is even at a higher level of stance. Antireligious. Meaning the only thing I hate is the thought of anything religious. So the only people I can't hate are atheists antitheists and Buddhists. Why I can't hate the buddhist well they aren't a religion and why that is so I can't fit in a youtube comment or two.

  • Are you a guy or a girl cause if your a girl u have a huge ass adams apple

  • That's so nice. I agree~

  • Someone posted this on Facebook and it made me cry.

  • do you have periods?

  • kill it now oh my god kill it

  • your cute

    but sresly are u a guy or girl wtf

  • thanks zinnia, that was fabulous as always

  • Humans can be so hateful especially to gays transvestites drag queens and and transgenders they say god hates fags well I guess that's what happens wen uve been brainwashed by church u go girl haters gonna hate

  • Ha! Cool!

  • KILL IT!!KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

    B4 IT LAYS EGGS!!!!

  • You are a fag That much I'm sure You basically spit on our flag I really hate you, Sir. Your rants are so idiotic They make my eyes roll And by any chance... do you find that scarf erotic? go sit on another guys pole. So my final words to this God hating tranny Is go get rammed by a dude..right up the Fanny. Word -_-
  • @imemmettson He's actually a guy, he explains he was just born he looked like a woman, he was mistaken for a woman before, but why he puts lipstick on earrings, long hair now, i don't know.

  • Jesus ....... Sees us

    Ow. Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Ouch! *shakes head* *wiggles fingers in ears* OK, you asked for this...

    I dig the feather Boa, it really suits ya, Zinnia.

    And with that street "word" at the end, we saw the real inner-ya.

  • Yea yea, that's what's up.

  • you the man........I mean

    ...

    you go girl ! Whatever you rule

  • Have you heard?

    The Word is bird.

    A holy dove

    From up above

    Has blessed you with a turd.

  • Damn... I'm so turned on right now...

  • 'Hosnap.

  • @moopism

    Even thought I would love to say something mean back, I just thought what would Jesus do? So every night I'm going to send up a prayer just for you.

  • @HarmonixHealing (continued) So I have no problem with you, or Zinnia as people. I won't call you pathetic. I just think its wrong to generalize all faiths when faiths like my own agree with you for most things - we believe in science, we believe that the world is billions of years old, and we take part in real respectable jobs, and want help solve world problems because it is an important "stage" for us too. Thank you for your time.

  • @HarmonixHealing Listen, I could have gone into more detail but hear me out. I am a tolerant Christian. I don't hate gays. I disagree with but do not hate atheists. I don't believe things like yoga being demonic. In fact the only day to day thing we might disagree on is premarital sex. But by so strongly hating on faith, people stupidly discourage belief that life has a greater goal than to make money, live long, and have sex.

  • Sorry i dont believe in fairytails.

  • r u a man?

  • God, she truly doesn't know how to interpret symbols and extrapolate the latent meaning of said symbols. Let me make one thing clear religion has distorted the fundamental philosophies that underpin the teachings of Jesus, so much so, that now people equate philosophy (incorruptible) with the corruptible systems of mankind (institutionalized religion). Rather than refuting something of which you are ignorant, research its history and then apply criticism; but I suppose that'd take too long.

  • @ElBarto1193 In more simple terms, "If we don't agree with your fairy tales, we are wrong" no matter what. Only you have the power to interpret said symbols. Anyone who can't see and understand the said symbols is obviously not as intelligent as you are. Does that apply to you inability to interpret Hindu or Zoroastrian symbols? Just wonder what the limits of your symbology are?

  • @damon132 Keep in mind that no symbol shared is ever interpreted in the exact same way so it doesn't matter what you think of said symbols so long as you don't distort they already diluted but important message of humanism as preached by Jesus; among other things. Humanism itself is a healthy absolute we should all aspire to achieve as it aligns directly with the social nature of our species. I look at the ideology that underpins religions and i do not equate religion with philosophy.

  • now do a Christmas story part 2 naw but this was most ill

  • wow.

  • bball made another poem video...

  • It took me a while to realize it was all in rhyme, but when I did it blew my mind.

  • Good work! Your sole purpose in life is now to tell people there is no purpose in life. I think you deserve a medal.

  • @IsaaCrafter "there is no purpose in life. "

    Explain to me how you got there from here, because I'm not following your logic.

  • @IsaaCrafter At no point in ANY of Zinnia's videos does Zinnia EVER suggest that "life has no purpose". Do you hear voices?

    Let me guess.... take religion from you... & you find no purpose in your own life.

    Pathetic!

  • I was so psyked when I saw "hate religion video goes viral" on CNN's page, but when I watched the thing, it sure was an epic let-down. CNN's beleif blog is a biased load of croc anyway. >:( Great job as always, ZJ.

  • You're voice is intelligent and soothing

  • yo i love ur hair

  • @moopism

    Why don't you go tell a muslim that and see how everyone reacts. It might be cool to be a super lib and love every religion except Christianity but that makes you as hateful as the people you hate. And you know what, I'll gladly bear that cross because I love Jesus.

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  • at the end of all ur your words your words you sound like a robot :)

    

  • Why is there a cross behind Zinnia's head?

  • Shit. I've walked into a religious Whoville.

  • @Rarae192 hahahaha

  • word.

  • @moopism

    I 100% agree with you and I understand the correlation between Muslims in American society and fundamentalist Christianity. I don't let anyone speak for me and just like you don't expect Muslims to criticize extremist, don't expect me to openly deny other Christians.

  • @jgirl943 "don't expect me to openly deny other Christians."

    Well then you're going to have to bear the burden for what they say and do as well, honey. You identify with them and you are silent when they behave badly- that's your cross, bear it.

  • "It's not TV, it's HBO."

    This is really nothing new. Many Christians have taken this angle for ages. I knew a Christian about 5 years ago who, when I said I wasn't religious, said, "Me neither. If you had a really strong friendship with someone, would you say you were religious?"

    Also, every time I see Jefferson's sleepy-eyed condescending face in that thumbnail I just wanna punch him.

  • You are completely right, all they say is blasphemy, they are fools.

  • fuck religion. this shit must die

  • is she guy or is he girl?

  • @ScaryHands

    @Konicava

    I hope you two seriously aren't that stupid.

  • @iRyaan just sayin'... too much testosterone ;-)

  • Is that a girl?

  • @Konicava god has no gender

  • @kelly2353 You got that right, a non existing "thing" (as you could refer to what doesn't exist) can't have a gender indeed. Is like wanting to know Santa Claus' sexual preference.

  • god was creating a beautiful lady, when you was born! But your soul & body turned into a demon!

  • Awesome Boa! i think that is how you spell it :3!

  • SOMEONE DROP THE BEAT! ZINNIA BE THE ILLEST MC DROPPIN' THEM RHYMES!!

  • Why dress like a woman?

  • @8joeb Why not? ;)

  • I think that is the church one of my facebook friends is from - what is really hilarious, is that Westboro was going to picket them for their theological stances. However, Westboro had the WRONG church - it was a similarly named church in a different state that he was thinking about picketing. Westboro would really have no problem with this Mars Hill - nothing at all.

  • @Iceprince1989

    The whole idea behind the original video is being able to love the Messiah and his ideas while ignoring the hatred of what society has turned Him into. Jesus taught love an acceptance and what mainstream religion has no affect on his original message. While I am a christian, I will be the first to admit that fundamentalists are ruining society, but not all christians are fundamentalists and its not cool to label all for the actions of a few.

  • @jgirl943 ...and the point of the video is to explain how this guy is from a church that is really f-ing terrible. I know someone who goes there, and her theology (on many levels) frightens me.

  • @jgirl943 "I will be the first to admit that fundamentalists are ruining society, but not all christians are fundamentalists "

    That is probably true. But you know how Moslems get criticized because "moderates" don't tell their fundamentalists to shut the fuck up and clean up their own shit?

    Well, sweetie, the Christians don't either, and as long as you let these dickheads speak for you and your god, then you get to bear that onus.

  • Very nice :)

  • Liking the rhyming thing.

    Tell'em ZJ.