If I ever see Matt, I will kick him. I'll kick him right in the balls. I swear on my Mother's grave, right in the balls. Then I will take his Yahtzee game from him and give it to you Larry.
Then I will seduce Violet Berlin and make her fall in love with me. We will get married. On our wedding night, as I'm choking her, I will tell her, that she shouldn't have distracted you while you were playing. You totally could've won if she didn't keep distracting you.
All of that effort just to win poxy Yahtzee!! Still it was good to see a younger Larry and Violet Berlin. I remember her hosting Bad Influence! with that Andy Crane fellow. Happy days.
violet berlin, the ex presenter of bad influence and gamepad, she also did a few game appearence like the early micro machine's games (she is the one wearing a biker style jacket and her spikey short hair).
at least she and andy crane knows more about games than those morons at X-play.
This is gonna sound really gay but I don't care that larry lost coz he was actually, like, alive and had a sense of humour and emotions, whereas the other kid was like a robot or something :)
Larry, if you don't get back into Sumo Wrestling and record it for Youtube, I will actually find that Matt bloke's account and worship him as the King of Video Games Forever. Just to spite you.
Ahh Kick off...2nd best football game ever created...just behind Sensible Soccer. Would take either of them over fifa or pes any day.
Trick with KO was to shoot and then try to curl it right in the corner. With penalties you had to just tap the button really quick or else you'd shoot over...like u did :)
Brilliant! I was so routing for you to score! and I am so jealous I really fancied Violet back then when she looked like that, but shes still a cutie now..Classic telly mate, Sumo! ha ha classic!
@LarryBundyJr That's literally 100 yards from my nan's house lol won't say exaclty what road I'm on but it's within walking distance :P Small world eh?
Even as a kid, you could see his budding knack for screen presence. The other kid had no idea what to do in front of a camera. Larry owned the show, even if he lost the game.
@markrichardbehenna I auditioned (and failed) for the second series of gamesmaster (it was for a challenge on Joe and Mac on the SNES, but the final one on TV was considerably easier than the challenge they set me) but I was in the audience for part of an episode, boring as hell, I was asked to be on series 3 as well, but I couldn't the day they were filming as I was going on holiday. :( So sadly I never got to be on Gamesmaster properly
@LarryBundyJr lol I was screaming at my PC "COMEON LARRY!! BEAT THE MILKIBAR KID!!! BEAT HIM!!". I can't help but feel that female put you off your game she said like 4 words to the other kid i was not amused.
@etocadet Lol, thanks! Any involvement of fat children in football, they always place them in goal, as they some how assume being larger gives the ball less area to go in the net :D
@LarryBundyJr but i was actually good in goal all a goalie needs is reactions and balls and being a gamer i got one of those the other you just get by realising grass cant hurt u by jumping on it
Awww you were way cuter and more likable than that other little bastard. I'm confused though, was the Yahtzee a consolation prize or did it go to the other kid?
@68000cpu Back in the day I have a porn mag called Knave. In one issue they had a "sexy man" who was the spitting image of Guru Larry, tits out, huge hard nI CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I JUST CANT
She currently works as a writer and science communicator for major museum projects such as The Royal Observatory in Greenwich, and sometimes appears on Jones's motoring podcast "Gareth Jones on Speed".
Berlin lives in Stoke Newington with Jones and their two sons.
Woohoo, 14 year old, Larry! Matters not that you lost, Larry! Even though you lost to that nerd.... At least you didn't lose anything. Seriously, Yahtzee?!
Ah, Jamie Blueknapp, Ian Brush, what legends =P
IggyKop 3 weeks ago
"Thith ith head to head,the game thuper kick off on the Megadrive the contethtansthhss lets thcan them in"
SamHardstyle234 1 month ago
I'm american and I don't know anything bout football.
PAC0SANCHEZ 1 month ago
lol the rules were kind of cheap for the challenger
legohalonascarfan3 1 month ago
This is brilliant!
GamingMill 1 month ago 2
"What game are you gonna play?"
"I'll attempt to kick the ball."
God, Larry. Even at 14, you were funny.
TheLMan101 2 months ago
Why is it when I see a youtube let's player/gamer in a real life game show, they fail? Take ihascupquake for example...
gamevingw 2 months ago
I ussed to drool at this programme when boxing legends of the ring was the featured game. Awesome boxing Sim
19822andy 2 months ago
If I ever see Matt, I will kick him. I'll kick him right in the balls. I swear on my Mother's grave, right in the balls. Then I will take his Yahtzee game from him and give it to you Larry.
Then I will seduce Violet Berlin and make her fall in love with me. We will get married. On our wedding night, as I'm choking her, I will tell her, that she shouldn't have distracted you while you were playing. You totally could've won if she didn't keep distracting you.
Don't worry, you will have justice.
Pelcurus 2 months ago
A game of Yahtzee? Trillby Quadrilogy, I hope. Although it is free.
mantas1111000 2 months ago
All of that effort just to win poxy Yahtzee!! Still it was good to see a younger Larry and Violet Berlin. I remember her hosting Bad Influence! with that Andy Crane fellow. Happy days.
DLiberator78 2 months ago
@LarryBundyJr, loving those one liners, completely shut down Violet! hahahah
TheCMDesign 3 months ago
I miss the days when video games were played on tiny screens in giant biomechanical brains.
dnm5555 3 months ago
@dnm5555 Ah those were the days ;)
kuqi320 2 months ago
the love child of billy ray cyrus. nice do man!
whitee1992 3 months ago
lame price
jonnil1997 3 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! xD
HuwReesMusic 3 months ago
Ye gods, you're 14 years older than I am. I had you pegged as younger than that. :P
AeonCommander 4 months ago
Violet Berlin .= Phwaor!
paulspydar 4 months ago
I bet that woman hates her life.
MrBluebirdsfc 5 months ago
What football team do you support? I heard Portsmouth, which is who I support. :)
countsmegula 5 months ago
Aahhh violet berlin used to watch her on a game program on bravo she looked fine
xsandohs 5 months ago
Come on you reds!! That haircut is hilarious lol
TheWiddaC 5 months ago
Look at that mullet! Incredible.
Halgarf 6 months ago 9
@Halgarf Hey, it was cool in 1992 :D
LarryBundyJr 6 months ago 7
Dam you matt!
blakdust3 6 months ago
violet berlin, the ex presenter of bad influence and gamepad, she also did a few game appearence like the early micro machine's games (she is the one wearing a biker style jacket and her spikey short hair).
at least she and andy crane knows more about games than those morons at X-play.
goemonbeatsnaruto 6 months ago
This is gonna sound really gay but I don't care that larry lost coz he was actually, like, alive and had a sense of humour and emotions, whereas the other kid was like a robot or something :)
iQuaziRock 6 months ago
Larry, if you don't get back into Sumo Wrestling and record it for Youtube, I will actually find that Matt bloke's account and worship him as the King of Video Games Forever. Just to spite you.
CrimsonComms 6 months ago 6
@CrimsonComms I might not be so good at it now I've lost so much weight :(
LarryBundyJr 6 months ago 10
@LarryBundyJr Okay Larry, I'll let you off this time...
(Maybe some lightweight Sumo? Is there such a thing?)
CrimsonComms 6 months ago
@CrimsonComms That's called Zangief
a1337turtle 5 months ago
@LarryBundyJr lol yeah right
banjosolid 1 month ago
Ahh Kick off...2nd best football game ever created...just behind Sensible Soccer. Would take either of them over fifa or pes any day.
Trick with KO was to shoot and then try to curl it right in the corner. With penalties you had to just tap the button really quick or else you'd shoot over...like u did :)
Advice is a bit late but there you go.
dooovde 7 months ago
@dooovde I must admit my fave Amiga football game is Striker. Never a lover of the top down ones.
LarryBundyJr 7 months ago
fifa 1900
Mondaynightmoron 7 months ago
aww so cute larry
xRocketzFighterx 7 months ago
yeah well, im gonna kick the ball.. YOU TOLD THAT BITCH!!!!
emojo1990 7 months ago
Ahh bless love you mate.
Superloser2233 7 months ago
Where's your souse accent theses days Larry?
nAtespOOny 7 months ago
Dude this is magic! Love the attitude and the mullet. All round win.
Haha, kid wins yahtzee and is just like "shit, yeah whatever".
TheCosmicGypsies 8 months ago
i hope mat sniffer got a good kickin afterwards larry through towel in when the blond women said prize was a mountain bike. lol
TheBigboydaz 8 months ago
i hope mat sniffer got a good kickin afterwards
TheBigboydaz 8 months ago
Was your opponent that almighty "It's my Yard"?
MRKnowitallaboutRFOM 9 months ago
@MRKnowitallaboutRFOM It was his twin brother :D
LarryBundyJr 9 months ago
So, basically it's Nick Arcade, but with games that are appropriate for competition?
BJCHESTER 9 months ago
It must have been very exciting to be on a game show, I wish I could do that. XD
ODarkDragon360 9 months ago
Brilliant! I was so routing for you to score! and I am so jealous I really fancied Violet back then when she looked like that, but shes still a cutie now..Classic telly mate, Sumo! ha ha classic!
paulspydar 9 months ago
@paulspydar Lol, thanks dude :D
LarryBundyJr 9 months ago
Awesome!
leonadarr 10 months ago
You live closer to me that I thought possible O_O
Robster881 10 months ago
@Robster881 Oh? Where do you live?
LarryBundyJr 10 months ago
@LarryBundyJr St.Albans. Not exactly right next door, but closer than I expected.
Robster881 10 months ago
You still in Northwood? If so you live like 5 mins away from me lol
philbateman1989 10 months ago
@philbateman1989 Lol, where do you live?
LarryBundyJr 10 months ago
@LarryBundyJr Rickmansworth, literally right next to Northwood :P
philbateman1989 10 months ago
@philbateman1989 Nice! my brother lives there. in the flats where the old Tescos used to be.
LarryBundyJr 10 months ago
@LarryBundyJr That's literally 100 yards from my nan's house lol won't say exaclty what road I'm on but it's within walking distance :P Small world eh?
philbateman1989 10 months ago
that violet did a show on bravo, had massive juggs lol
lordewok 10 months ago
@lordewok That's right, Gamepad. That was a pretty good show too!
LarryBundyJr 10 months ago
@LarryBundyJr Also loved you on that gaming channel on Sky, I remember it being you, and some other guy, forgot his name haha
lordewok 10 months ago
You were on Head to Head? Holy crap! That is EPIC! xD
graafenblackpaw 10 months ago
i bet that guy matt is a world of warcraft player
conortehgamer 10 months ago
Matt's a punk! Cocky fucker!
JushinJosh 10 months ago
Even as a kid, you could see his budding knack for screen presence. The other kid had no idea what to do in front of a camera. Larry owned the show, even if he lost the game.
agwellin 11 months ago
I wouldan't blame Larry I would balme the s**t game.
WinstonBiggleswade 11 months ago
know thats what a gamer should look like!
MrTaylord28 11 months ago
And now we are in 2000's Larry had put on weight, lost weight, and became celebrity.
joe9320 11 months ago
Geek
olllylol 11 months ago
the person you were playing against should have gone to specsavers :D
gleefieldthe2nd 1 year ago
Nice mullet Larry, looks awfully dreadful on you.
smackknot 1 year ago
@smackknot IT looked cool in 1992 :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
That woman was horrible, a real pain audibly and visually.......
Don't know how you managed to stop yourself telling her to shut up.
BIGPIMPINUPDANYC 1 year ago
You have won yourself a game of Yahtzee!
....FFFFFFFFFFF....
Larry wins overall I think.
metalWeirdo77 1 year ago
I must say Larry, you have certainly become a much more eloquent speaker since you were 14! I laughed at "Nah, I 'ate it!"
Fryguy64 1 year ago
@68000cpu Didn't know you had any user names that didn't contain the words "sonichu" or "cwc".
EpicMarathonUK 1 year ago
awsome
craig134Gameplay 1 year ago
holy shit! memories! i remember that overoptimistic lesbo
kinmanyuen 1 year ago
LARRY A TV STAR??? AWESOME!
WhoElseButMilo 1 year ago
HOLY CRAP!! Its a female Billy Idol
paxtofettel 1 year ago 17
@paxtofettel id tap that =]
gamegenie42 6 months ago
Wow, Matt had the personality of a stick
TheInformativeGamer 1 year ago
This is real!? WOW!
Pokegod100 1 year ago
do you play football? huh? no.
i fucking love you Larry i want your babies
OMFGSLAPPYWAG 1 year ago
Hmm, a slim Violet Berlin. Yum.
Tepic 1 year ago
Haha, you look like the chubby kid from New Kids XD
locke89 1 year ago
C'mon Matt, lol!
SPINNYFUCK 1 year ago
Super Kick Off, pah. World Cup Italia 90 all the way!
"I'll attempt to kick the ball!"
You haven't changed a bit, Larry.
Hindleyak 1 year ago
Sumo wrestling. LOL!!!!!
alexwilsonNC 1 year ago
She s talking to u while Ur playing the game that must have put you off Ur face was like shut up bitch!!!
willblader50 1 year ago 2
@willblader50 Lol, well I think everyone knows how annoying it is when someone starts talking to you whilst you're playing a game :D
They stopped her doing it on the 3D version of the series (my second appearance)
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago 5
The lisp on the host is killing me. Man, that is a ridiculously comical lisp.
punkmonkey123 1 year ago
Larry looks like he's about to cry. It's sad HE SHUDDA WON FUCK EVERYONE BUT LARRY!
SuperDuperCrazyDude 1 year ago
@markrichardbehenna I auditioned (and failed) for the second series of gamesmaster (it was for a challenge on Joe and Mac on the SNES, but the final one on TV was considerably easier than the challenge they set me) but I was in the audience for part of an episode, boring as hell, I was asked to be on series 3 as well, but I couldn't the day they were filming as I was going on holiday. :( So sadly I never got to be on Gamesmaster properly
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr lol I was screaming at my PC "COMEON LARRY!! BEAT THE MILKIBAR KID!!! BEAT HIM!!". I can't help but feel that female put you off your game she said like 4 words to the other kid i was not amused.
MakotoShishio5 1 year ago
@MakotoShishio5 Well he had the personality of a brick, so it was hard to keep a conversation running with him :D
So I got it >.>
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
Ahhh Violent Berlin the mistress of gaming!
blowenfuse 1 year ago
yahtzee?? wow what a prize
DarkShadowAlec 1 year ago
wow I was born in 1993 when Larry was on TV? why can't I born earlier?
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 1 year ago
"yeah, I beat the teacher"
pure genious
fdgsa 1 year ago
Did I hear sumo wrestling?
ratchet132 1 year ago
@ratchet132 You did indeed :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr Amazing.
You must have been a pretty tough 14 year old!
ratchet132 1 year ago
Man that presenter is so annoying!
ashguy3000 1 year ago
Awesomest show ever.
algorithmae 1 year ago
@algorithmae Lol, thanks bud :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
the screens are tiny
rightstyle668 1 year ago
@rightstyle668 It was a nightmare, they were tiny 7" screens. and having to play split screen games on them was a nightmare!!!
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
You need to find Matt and have a rematch!
dudefather 1 year ago
@dudefather He lives/lived in Clacton on Sea if I remember.
Wonder if he's still there?
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr I live in clacton and my names Matt, i hope its not me!
kuqi320 1 year ago
@kuqi320 Have you ever seen this other Matt in Clacton though? :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr I know another Matt in Clacton but I know its not him :)
kuqi320 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr Ha yes I have!....and no its not him :/
kuqi320 11 months ago
Awesome as kid and awesome as grown-up! Ahahaha!
Lucas3015 1 year ago
@Lucas3015 Aw, you speak too highly of me Sir!
Unless you meant the other guy :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
mullet :D ^^
toxic996 1 year ago
@toxic996 Hey, it was 1993, hey were cool then! :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr Totally ;D
toxic996 1 year ago
Damn, i wasnae even born yet, i do miss the mega drive though. ^^
animeandrew1 1 year ago
christ i cant believe that violet berlin haha! i was only 2 when this came out. god the 90s were weird.
RaynaDJ 1 year ago
Ha! The other kid seemed like he was super camera shy but Larry rocked it all throughout! Good show man!
geewizzkids 1 year ago
the funniest part was when she asked "do you play football" and your little chuckle said it all "take one fucking look at me and take a guess"
P.s im a big bastard aswell
etocadet 1 year ago
@etocadet Lol, thanks! Any involvement of fat children in football, they always place them in goal, as they some how assume being larger gives the ball less area to go in the net :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr but i was actually good in goal all a goalie needs is reactions and balls and being a gamer i got one of those the other you just get by realising grass cant hurt u by jumping on it
etocadet 1 year ago
Haha, two seconds into the intro I knew it was going to be Head to Head with Vwilot Berwlin.
Gratz on winning the mountain bike, I'm not sure I ever saw anyone pull that off.
ShadyHitchhiker 1 year ago
I wish that short haired bitch would shut up and let me watch the god damned video game.
GigaBoost 1 year ago
@GigaBoost LMAO!!!
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
that fucker..oh well
teckademiczlol 1 year ago
@68000cpu LMAO, thanks for sharing that with us :D
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
Awww you were way cuter and more likable than that other little bastard. I'm confused though, was the Yahtzee a consolation prize or did it go to the other kid?
zmeier01 1 year ago
@zmeier01 the other kid got it :(
I never got anything that day.
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
@LarryBundyJr That's so sad! Well, you can take solace in the fact that Yahtzee sucks and that kid probably never so much as opened it.
zmeier01 1 year ago
What a mullet!
OutOfMidian 1 year ago
@68000cpu Back in the day I have a porn mag called Knave. In one issue they had a "sexy man" who was the spitting image of Guru Larry, tits out, huge hard nI CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I JUST CANT
SqueeksoAo 1 year ago
Oh Larry your a legend
Flamzorz 1 year ago
Aw yeah! Yahtzee!
Hepathos 1 year ago
awe yer so cute
Qp0wer 1 year ago
@Qp0wer Aw, thanks ^_^
LarryBundyJr 1 year ago
lol nice mullet
Donutman960 1 year ago
yahtzee? Well we know who really lost...
ClydesRevenge 1 year ago 7
BlaZer91: WOW I bet it was impressive to play well against the champion.
CyC10n345 1 year ago
For those with black and white television liverpool are in the red strip.
POshkidney42 1 year ago
Wow could they have stuck the players with a smaller screen? Topped off it's shoved in a giant brain
Snotnarok 1 year ago
Great stuff!
Razor61289 1 year ago
Violet Berlin? Red London? Blue Paris? Deadly Glasgow?
evilguy0 1 year ago
LOL LARRY I GOT SO MUCH MORE RESPECT FOR YOU THAN I ALREADY HAD hahaha xD legend(L)
Your foe looks...interesting. he cheated to beat you, its obvious -_-''.
He shall be destoryed.
IchHeisseNinja 1 year ago
Dude, you were an awesome 14 year old.
Alaron251 1 year ago
I love how you were still as blunt and sarcastic as a child.
sora000111 1 year ago
i hope you kicked his ass in a sumo match backstage after it lol
daveKoRnfan 1 year ago
Lol sumo wrestling!
vestibual 1 year ago
Nice mullet
cubs2084 1 year ago
matt is a noob it was peneltis not goals
johan11222 1 year ago
Hating football along with being told the wrong controls... i smell a setup =p
thespeg 1 year ago
I bet losing all that weight has made you a terrible sumo wrestler =/
expotemkin 1 year ago
What was it with the 90s and the mullet, I had one too but it looks so stupid in retrospec?
EdwardElric555 1 year ago
i bet shes a lesbien
pjb453 1 year ago
what year was this Larry ? and it should have been best out of 5 on penaltys lol.
Chipsturs 1 year ago
Heehe they get awarded a bike for playing video games.
willsoe 1 year ago
What ever happened to Matt Schaeffer?
TheAccount2econd 1 year ago
Your wee face when you lost Larry, it was so adorable :3 lol
JoeMomma2455 1 year ago
God I miss Violet Berlin...anyone know what she's up to these days?
titch2000 1 year ago
@titch2000
She currently works as a writer and science communicator for major museum projects such as The Royal Observatory in Greenwich, and sometimes appears on Jones's motoring podcast "Gareth Jones on Speed".
Berlin lives in Stoke Newington with Jones and their two sons.
Highretrogamelord89 1 year ago
"Do you play football?"
"Nah I hate it"
:LL I loved how shocked she was. Yeah, boys can dislike football you know xD
AdamDuffield 1 year ago
nice mullet
TheBiscuitAddict 1 year ago
VIOLET ALWAYS... AND STILL DOES, GIVE ME A BONER, DID YOU GIVE HER ONE AFTER THE SHOW?
28steryan 1 year ago
why is she askin questions while they are tryin to play the game?? will women ever understand games?
younghastings1066 1 year ago
I want a rematch, hahaha. It shouldn't be too hard to find his dox, muhaha.
Funzebub 1 year ago
also, that othre guy looked like a right nobhead
dakingofblingg 1 year ago
"Do you play football at school?"
"No,i hate it!"
i don't know why, but i pissed myself when u said that!
dakingofblingg 1 year ago
How old was violent berlin when she was doing Game Pad then?
L1nKo64 1 year ago
MMMMMM Violet Berlin!
Well they don't play football at Merchant Taylor in Northwood....Cricket and Rugby school!
Fedaykin24 1 year ago
oh man this is great, do you play football NO! what do you play, i hate football
plopkinggamer 1 year ago
I believe it was stated in the old video's description that the presenter told him the wrong controls for the penalty shoot out.
I still find it amusing that Guru Larry has been contributing to the British gaming scene looong before I even existed.
GamingAwesome1 1 year ago
Matt looks like such a poindexter. I love this video Larry but seriously we need to hunt down the little worm and exact some revenge.
HarryPartridge 1 year ago
Woohoo, 14 year old, Larry! Matters not that you lost, Larry! Even though you lost to that nerd.... At least you didn't lose anything. Seriously, Yahtzee?!
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