Superhero secrets revealed

[ConnerKent9]

Love it Bra ! IM Tryin 2 keep the faith , take care Ra'

[mitchboy999]

george bush - not george boosh. lol.

[mitchboy999]

pom

[4HOMELESStheCHANNEL]

I feel Like a pair of curtains in my prom dress.... Carol Burnett

favorite predator: Donald Trump (Rivers of Don and Dee)

although serial killers have the bizarro quality

[maligningdisbelief]

yahoo chat espanol

[HAMcorp]

this is awesome

[retrowind12]

Shark riding a Bear throwing Chuck Norrises!

[ProdigalAgent]

I give this video 5 Lt Dangles.

[NaruZap]

lol "smoking the herbal kryptonite"

[dardo1201]

fuck coughed my muesli all over my pc from laughing

[NaruZap]

I YELLED RAPTORS! FIVE STARZ!

[Corvette323]

Scottish accents kick ass :P

[MidnightRayn]

irish is betta

[sluggbaitt]

Bear holding a shark!

[jeasus2]

are you kidding?? Jesus would win hands down!!:)lol

[cenasux12]

depends on the enviroment!

[jgarvin2092]

LT. DANGLE!!!!!!

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

THERES NO YOUTUBESPACEGHOST

[izgotskillz]

CHuck Norris

[BattousiTheManslayeR]

chuck norris!@!@!@!@

[sonypsp0009]

lmao awesome vid :D

[darkidz24]

i vote MASTER CHIEF!!!

[ravelgrane]

waitaminit. you don't sound like an american. you must be canadian!

[gunnyjack23]

erm..scottish

[EGPMH]

I agree with you. Bear would win on land Shark would win in Water.

[daytripper420x]

has anyone ever seen me naked?

[RabbitDance]

Has anyone here ever read "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat"?

[captain00jeff]

a masked avenging fox of wonders ohhhh yea

[theillestphewl]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Lusive]

BEARS!? Hell no, sharks would totally win. A bear would have nothing on a shark, nothing.

[ichimaruzoro3]

CHUCK NORRIS!!! yay!!

[Zanderman02]

TIGER!!!!!!!!!

[bandersist]

Oooor Willie!!! omg!!! nuff said...!!!

[ckylandspeedx]

DOCTOR WHO!!!!!

[DethCaek]

Doctor Who is totally awesome!

[MrSamkc]

I screamed "SHARK"

[ivegotbeterthings2do]

Sanjaya from american idol...:) oh crap another cat

[smartestblonde]

memory lapse mansion. positively wonderful.

[Liekkek]

bash street kids <3

[anonymousmmn]

man...... i was just waiting for him to say captain planet.

[davesni]

it's oor wUllie not oor wIllie!!!! where in scotland?

[wtfiswrongwitya]

Noone would guess your from scotland with that accent,lol.:-) still testing the cat theory.

[queendamaris]

Smokey the BEar is my hero. Brilliant comedy Mark!

[jrdhmmr]

Hey, I clicked on 5 stars and screamed "Chuck Norris" at my monitor. Just wanted to make sure my "vote" registered, lol.

[DepressionKillz]

dude you are so fucking funny, i ecspecially liek your close ups i dunno why but they just crack me up

[CertainlyaThrill]

haha the man who sold the world

love the reference

[docjazz4]

I don't know how I've missed your vids before, but your pretty funny. Thanks.

[AikoShrek]

I really like your style. Plus I really enjoy watching videos that get out in the open and expose different parts of the country like your recent video. New subscriber!

[tripleHBKane]

5/5 for Harvey Dent reference.

[laughingwarlock]

bears are godless killing machines.

[Lucario5595]

man mark day. i might be young but your dang funny!

[xeniak]

omg you're so funny i'm laughing so hard :) so glad i found u! Now i can go through ur videos and discover them for the first time :) thankyou for making them.

[abylmaggot]

best recent one in my opinion

lmaohouse@ur wullie

[Daioo]

FUCK YEA SEAKING

[lolluis123]

smokey the bear

[TheRaven333]

Loved the video, gave it five stars while screaming "PYGMY MARMASET!"

[Seijishane]

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH F***IN CHUCK NORRIS! HE'S JUST SOME AVERAGE F***IN GUY WHO MIGHT HAVE NO CHIN, BUT ANOTHER FIST UNDER HIS BEARD!(family guy reference)

[phantomdude92]

Yay the Bears won

[LoversAlone]

SHREK

[400meter]

CHUCK NORRISSSS!

[400meter]

it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes and he makes ONIONS cry!

[Twizzzle]

lmao

[osco4311]

There is no evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[lamnaa]

The man who mistook his wife for a hat.

[NuclearConvoy]

SHARKS!

[tacopenguiness]

ellen degeneres is the lesbian whisperer shes a super hero XD

[Zero2naked]

New Orleans was the city, state F*ck up not the national goverment.

[xlucifer666]

doctor who lol that show is sooo random

[Mootaku]

That was my favorite rant so far.

[salemkapsaski]

HEY! Carrot Top is a great super hero! By day a creepy comedian that nobody finds funny, by night he's diaper man! His special power is to show villains a peanut and then hold it against the wall saying "hey look it's a wall nut" this will confuse the bad guys long enough for the police to show up! great video!

[jollyrogerjonesy]

Blasphemy. Chuck's Norris will own the shark, the bear, Shrek, & screw hometown advantage he doesn't need any help. Roundhouse kick to the face!

[hairk]

Does Yellow Wall have a secret identity ? What is Yellow Walls gender ? ;D

[allenc0]

"Riddle me this. Oh that's right. You don't remember."

[samelthecamel]

shrek would totally win.

[happyfrog15]

K i gave you your five stars.....

I think teh PENGUINATOR would TOTALLY PWN teh shark and the bear.. and chuck norris.. o_O

[sasukeishemo]

"the man who mistook his wife for the hat"

lol

[NinjaRianne]

you, are God.

ohh and Chuck Norris powns all!

.. or the gold fish

[IloveMarshallHall]

Super-Mark you're a hero!

[Dumbdude1994]

whoever voted chuck norris rocks

[mekugi]

You have to have the best running U'Toob commentary ever. SWEET.

[T3hC4r4v4n]

Check out my channel T3h C4r4v4n if you want entertainment and if you want to literally rofpyplyfao its kickass

[Phreaky316]

I voted i can't recall..does that count ....not sure

[GrawrGrawrYeah]

Hey...my uncle is Officer bogangles.You ho.

[magnime01]

shreck all the way! no, scratch that puss in boots.

[adrienne06052]

I put my money on the giraffe to (and, you got your 5 stars)

[unknownsixsixsix]

I shouted.... has my vote been heard? :) love the vids, keep em up! 5*

[TheBrianflyEffect]

At first it was okay, but you killed it.

A 4:29 long video of you bitching about Alberto being a super hero is just to much.

And why don't you ever smile? Are you really that pissed?

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[psaffire]

"The man who mistake his wife for a hat" lololol god that's good. The backstreet keds (heads?) ? haha.

[Stackattack93]

shrek!

[mockie102]

:)xlol

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[r3d3vil66]

dick head wakakak

[yasharox]

I yelled at the screen!

CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS!!!

that's 2 votes for the man... now Chuck wont feel lonely:P

[harrikki]

dr dr i feel like a pair of curtins lol

[gizbiz2]

i vote for chuck norris. hahaha.

[bookluver45]

A bear holding a shark would win the battle, obviously!

[matrixfan125]

i vote the goldfish with the napkin cape

[asiteed]

Haha! Your accent reminds me of shrek! So hilarious! wahahhaahhahaahaha =)) question: do all scottish people speak with a certain tone of voice. It seems like you have a pattern of tone for your sentences. haha

[thailandroxhardcore]

hahaha YES!

[leroyjenkinsexels]

cooooooooool

[strawberrytampinisco]

lol funny voice O_O

[WhOiScHo]

nincompoo!!!!! yea!

lol....omg i LOVE you!!

[garfreeek]

this guy's great!!

[supadudes123]

BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[irelandcb]

Dude Get a life come on is that all u can do is make videos of stupied things.

[Falcon9740]

I guess you have nothing to do but make stupid comments. If you don't like these videos why are you watching?

[Tombness]

***** XENOMORPHS!!!... Guess it did'nt work.. :(

[Snapelover33]

yay chuck norris

[betwixtengram]

...David Bowie is absolutely my favorite superhero.

[Qurt9099]

wow... good job.... im lol-ing....

[lovemuffins88]

yeah qurt, i was loling too.... that is, loling at this guys ridiculous accent. goddamn, its like nails on a chalkboard.

[beeevdawg]

who would win out of a bear and a shark? answer is bevan of course, because bevan trumps all. why do i say this? check out "the curse of bevan" to see how incredilby marvellous he is.

[fallingapartforyou]

Can I say that I spit out my strawberry milk and then died three times over? Yeah, I did.. and then I fell off my chair, holding my sides because it hurt so much..

[laceface14]

you are funny!

[KnoxKorner1]

do u know why thre is no hair on chuck norris' chest ... hair doesn't grow on steal

[Bex1Bab1]

how on earth do u keep a straight face? btw, u missed out Bananaman!! Was a guy named Eric if i remember right. Oh the rubbish i watched when i was a child lol!

[nubbintom]

lol, love it.

[angelblizza]

lol! "the man who mistaked his wife for a hat" looool!

[lupinesangre]

'the man who mistook his wife for a hat' is a famous book of abnormal psychology case studies. including one man whose brain confuses images (eg- wifes head/hat)

[angelblizza]

lol still its funny ^.^

[maxglobs]

Have you read that, too?  It's one of my favorites.

[Sickopath333]

Not necessarily funny but I like the point he makes. It has its own wits and charms, however it isn't really laugh out loud hilarity. Still worth a few minutes to watch though, especially since he seems to be 2nd generation Irish or something. A bit ironic, adds to the humor.

[blakewhitley]

Geez Chuck Norris would so win!

[SaintDuke]

awesome video, truth!

[creamofcards]

I like your video clip and rated it as awesome. Please check out mine on Bertie the beatboxing parrot, the satirical sequel, and a posh speaking skull.

[dagoatsta]

the predator is my favorite from alien v.s predator

[Twinklelittlebat]

oor wullie and the broons that would work i could just see granpaw broon as a superhero

[Twinklelittlebat]

oor wullie and the broon that would work i could just see granpaw broon as a superhero

[PainfulEpiphany]

Nice mask, buddy. I thought I was the only one who made a napkin cape for my Gold Fish.

[elpanch0]

elpanch0 is now a supahero!

[DooDooKaKa8163]

Lol!

Chuck noris would win.

Hands down. =p

[MissAndyWarhol]

yesss...David Bowie references.

[rustybucketx]

CHUCK NORIS!!!!

[zameking]

Chuck Norris so owns all those other gayy animals :p

[eggnogs]

lol sanjaya from pop idol in american justice league :))

[PrincessDiana161]

Not many people know that Nutcheese is <b>Fart Girl!</b>...able to clear a room of people with a single fart :)

5 Estrellas

[pro7o7ype]

Lt. Dangle ahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Vrandack]

steven colbert shoulda won... he does have captain americas shield.

[NationalPro]

LOL george booosh

[ReMakingHatters]

Really, and the cape (for your fish) is water proof. And would infact, never get wet? Who cares, superheros dont can be eXsposded all they want. If your so obsessed with "that superhero" it just makes him look more sexy =/. Btw, that mask looks flattering nore "sexy" on you, please get your own style?

[superbagman121]

last week gerge bush... lol

[superbagman121]

funny english guy

[lilpsychogirl]

he's scottish.....

[Suyayaya]

Scottish.

[cosmicquestgirl]

funny, funny, funny, but what about Super Oprah??

[ninjamitis]

this is bizarro world... didnt U know? lol

[trggr]

MOOOSE!

[creamofcards]

Your video clip is great! Please check out mine on the beatboxing chimp champ lol.

[LordOfDays]

I read The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat

[KelRen]

Mark you look dead sexy in that mask!

[genkisalsaholic]

El Chapulin Colorado... (you forgot one)

[pheeprincess]

so,

im basically IN LOVE with your accent.

its amazing!

[hotwords]

dick cheney a peta spokesperson! a what a world it would be!

[irukasama]

CHUCK NORRIS!

[yesjaide]

Again- in case no one else said this-'cause I didn't look: Mark looks a teensy bit like a Mutant Ninja Turtle with that mask on.

[expressomax]

Speaking of the YOUTUBE heros, don't forget the VILLIANS. I am Mo- The Mime Who Speaks, I will be in an upcoming Battle of the Youtube SuperHeros and Villians, either round 7 or possibly 8 if there is one. YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME! YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE! So sez mo! <Using Mime Control Power on you>

[emokidrad]

I love the run of Dandy chanacters at the end :P

[sceneroller]

i like your accent

[Daniel800]

*****Frodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he would kick ass!

[kevinibanez11]

hell yes he would!!!!!!!!!!

[tuber727]

i like your voting system... :P

[yesjaide]

As your 380th comment, I simply say- gawd how I love the man. ;)

[deppluver2008]

Rotting Potato Man is my favorite superhero.

[qouqube]

look ok. what u think.

[MassinaVicci]

It's obviously a Chuck Norris win!

[serenitytenshi]

Pshaw, Aquaman can't do shit. :P

[buddha1313]

OOR WILLIE!!!

THE BROONS!!!

you're cool (Y)

[LikeTotallyDudes]

"the man who mistook his wife for a hat" WTF?

[OzaiFan]

"Or whatever you kids call it." Right on.

[pack486]

CHUCK NORRIS!

[Lehrohon]

Chuck Norris woulda won!!!!!!

[onikakka]

"the man who mistook his wife for a hat" hahahahaha!

[lupinesangre]

... that was a good book, incidentally. and, i concur, bears. even if the shark had homefield advantage, have you seen those polar bears swim?