David Letterman - Comedian Louis CK

[tropixsongs]

If you don't like Louis CK you can suck a bag of dicks.

[shatterjack]

leave the dude alone

[jacktala1]

I think i saw THAT woman on a Southwest flight home to san diego...... i'm a man and i wanted to punch her. Where's a lion when you need one? Thanks Louie.

[6Diego1Diego9]

@jacktala1 hey, san diego represent!

[Slikrik1212]

"Every Mall should have like 4 lions,.... and you don't know where they are." Right on Louie.

[usmaddog7]

I like letterman this guy came up..

[nickmordo]

"And I said 12 because...that's true"

[usmaddog7]

If you think this suCKs his show holy insomnia batmanZZZZZZZZ

[Rudygotsoul565]

@usmaddog7 How did you get to this video? Did you search Louis CK because you think he sucks?

[burbs17]

@usmaddog7 Try watching chewed up or hilarious all the way through, very different material and delivery

[usmaddog7]

Louie C.K. suCKs and then he...ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Ueichen]

I like how he can't keep himself from laughing at seeing that the public wil laugh at everything he says

[Cody111079]

To be honest I actually agree with the lions idea. It'll be amazing :D

[melloyelloguy]

the lions ate everyone that clicked the dislike button

[PPPhukeTTT]

Not giving us the option of "Skip Ad Now" is Youtube rape.

[ANBU181]

@PPPhukeTTT They have ads to make money to keep the site free. If you don't like it, download adblock plus.

[PPPhukeTTT]

@ANBU181 I know but still they can give us an option, or a whistle.

[ANBU181]

@PPPhukeTTT If they gave us an option, who would accept? Who actually wants to waste time watching a commercial or advertisement? It's not logical. Also, I'm assuming YouTube gets money based on how many people see the ad and if there are more people on YouTube then ads will cost more and the site will make more money. They want to make money since they are a company and have employees to pay. Your only real options are to: watch the ads, download adblock or just not go onto YouTube.

[PPPhukeTTT]

@ANBU181 YOUR options are to develop a sense of humor, develop a sense of humor, or eat a taco. (Bet you though id say DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOR)

[ANBU181]

@PPPhukeTTT Trololol someone's mad. Maybe you should get better at making jokes because that one was really bad. Anyway, I was just stating fact because your comment was rather stupid and illogical.

[PPPhukeTTT]

@ANBU181 Only idiots get mad on here my friend.

[bobmartin3]

This guy is really funny, to bad he's restrained with this segment. He's actually a lot better when he adds the swear words, and questionable situations.

[kook1028]

I've only been in a mall like 10 times in the 18 years I've lived...I'm mad that that number isn't 0....but now I have a very good reason to NEVER GO IN ONE AGAIN! thank you Louis!

[pwfb1]

go yankees.

[xXTiberiusXx]

i feel like every time he tells a joke he thinks to himself "oh god i'm horrible ..."

not saying he's bad. it's just funny.

[wimbusht]

Louis CK is a comical genius

[KidAinaVeyron]

39 people are faggots

[hippogriff2794]

39 people need to be eaten by lions

[jamiesh]

"every mall should have, like, 4 lions"

brilliant

[MYCHANNEl607]

38 people got fucked by lionss

[supaflycudo]

xD I decided to stop googling myself xD

[Datelesswonders]

RETURN OF THE LIONS!!!!

[GVilleAnarcho]

That bit about the hot chick and the Lion's reminded me of a book called Lockpick Pornography. Its a great read and its free. Im not gonna post the link cause most of you dont give a fuck and im lazy, but if you're just a bit interested, at least read chapter 6. Oh, and its about a gay guy who doesnt believe in gender roles, just to put it into perspective.

[stilsonkidd]

I love HIM!

[notavailableis]

WTF was I just forced to watch a 20-second ad. FFFFFFFUUUUU youtube

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

youtube user mychonny

[RaybRay89]

I would LOVE to go through a mall full of lions! It'd be awesome. Like a video game.

[folkafresflo]

Eventually the lions would become a mundane part of life. Nobody's lion story would be interesting...

[fornow100000]

Let s feed the Whoredashian sisters to the lions!!!

[Phil2923]

Congrats youtube, another good video I cannot watch because your advertisement froze, im going to metacafe you greedy assholes

[pivoteer971]

@Phil2923 WATCH OUT!!! we got a badass over here!

[jfflorentino]

i feel like if i write a comment it has to be cbs televisions friendly with no cuss words or i'll get banned..

[FartScrap]

His voice got really high at the end.

[tractorescu]

click 0:00 to skip the ad

[albertoxFTW]

God I fucking love this mexican bastard

[kamikadze22]

36 people... oh i don't give a fuck. now give me my fucking thumbs up, because i am a thumbs up whore today, FUCKING GIVE ME MY THUMBS UP. please.

[debink1990]

@kamikadze22 You're a sad person...

[kamikadze22]

@debink1990 actually, no, mate. i was a drunk person at the time.

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

I'd do anything to meet this man. Greatest comic today.

[Juan321C]

Louis CK is the man! Check out his show too.

[nooyawkfun]

I love Louis CK. Looks like the everyman, but funny as all hell. My favorite bit is Awesome Possum (not on this vid).

[4437MilBanshee]

he is struggling not to say "fucking"

[aragorn100000]

@4437MilBanshee madonna reference :)

[Catcherintherye11111]

lion bit is fucking clever his writing is strong keep growing louis!

[jbcooper711]

Enough with the comments about the dislikes jesus christ

[TheDeuxExMachina]

Fail.



[TheDeuxExMachina]

00:01



[KrackHead1231]

ehh

[Superstarseven]

@KrackHead1231 ehh what, stupid?

[alhex123]

35 peopl- SHIT THE FUCK UP!

[HalZula]

Just saw his new show in Stockton. Louis CK is the shit!

[AngryJon9001]

35 people are deer.

[twizzlepeachfizzle]

I think Louis C.K. owns no clothing but a black pullover and jeans. 

[killiney4444]

35 people are cunts who came out of a cunt's cunt

[calebhimself]

35 people clicked the dislike button. god i'm hilarious

[NexisFilms]

So many comments about the dislikes ..

I'll add my bs to it :

34 people got eaten by a lion and Louis jerked off on whatever was left of their corpse ..

[GordonFreeMANness]

Everything he says is 100 % true. Saber-toothed cats have always controlled hominide populations! They ate Australopithecus, Paranthropus, Homo erectus, Homo habilis, H. ergaster etc. We gotta clone them prehistoric cats and that will solve most of the world's economic issues.

[DieRedo]

0:01

[cdane1992]

I'm sure this has been said over and over again, but I think it's pretty awesome that he can be funny without being filthy. I love his normal, uncut stuff and I'm not easily offended by much of anything, but somehow it's just nice to know that he can be clean funny too.

[makikihustle]

@cdane1992 Yeah I was just thinking that. I saw it was a CBS performance when I clicked on it and thought, "well this should be interesting. I wonder where's he's going to go with this without the f-word and bags of dicks?" :)

[GlorifiedNothingness]

Very strong stuff.

[DangerousTalk]

The other day I was commenting on a youtube video when a lion jump out of nowhere. I had to strangle him with my mouse. How cool is that? A mouse killed a lion. ;-)

[Disembowelment]

2:04 awesome!

[lukaskaetano]

fucking ads

[ChrisHodges22]

Comedically, Letterman is like a grape on the vine and Louis CK is like a $600 bottle of fine cabernet.

[Disembowelment]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh



[jbro81]

We should all pledge to throw that worthless person's baggage out of our way if we see that...and then say: "our ancestors carried their own weight so you could be here!" (with a smile of course)

[eargy11]

best comedian ever.

[CollegeBoyDre9]

Only sports fans understand why the Royals would get eaten..

[besties4ever18]

sooo glad my mall doesnt hav cold stones...one less lion to worry bout



[kittymagic711]

every mall SHOULD have 4 lions. I support this idea 100%.

[Keiseroll]

Thumbs up for the lion king ads..

[majicodemejico]

I would say this wasn't AS funny as usual, but that's only because the audience are being dicks and 'politely' applauding every 10 seconds as opposed to actually flowing the mood of the comedy. Nothing like a comedy special or a stand up at a real venue, I guess.

[Xocoatl99]

That's a genuis idea man.

[Kingdom007Hearts]

Louis CK is the average man's best comedian. he tells it like it is and has stories we can relate too.

great tv show on FX too

[yageman]

Wow weird,

another cbs video that wont play because of the fucking ads that wont start.

Good job cbs. You are one of the few.

[WATSONMUTH]

@yageman GET ADS BLOCKER

[yageman]

@WATSONMUTH

Thanks for the pointer.

CBS should be able to get this right though. They can do this and make it work. Everyone else's adds work.

[MrFrankenteen]

i'm gonna get shot by this but, i didn't find this funny at all.

[doggieGZ]

@MrFrankenteen you wont get shot. People have different perceptions on what they find humorous. It's fine not to find this funny. I don't find anything Mencia does to be funny, but he sells out shows all the time.

Our differences are what make us interesting and worth getting to know.

[phaedon]

he looks better than attell i'll tell you that much

[saxon0111]

Just started watching Louie on Netflix and lovin it!

[cam1090]

i hope he comes out with a new special!!!

[mranywho]

30 people know they'd be the ones eaten by the fucking lions. :)

[informaldehyde1]

thumbs up if you favorited this without even watching it first

[NightManiacsInc]

damn this fat guy's funny !

Louis CK rocks !

[Woolfrey]

@NightManiacsInc

You think he's fat? He looks normal for a 43 year old man to me :|

[NightManiacsInc]

@Woolfrey

he is fat, he even makes fun of himself for having man boobs & he lifted his shirt once, & had a huge gut under that seater, so yea . .

[Woolfrey]

@NightManiacsInc

I wouldn't call his gut "huge", he doesn't even have a double chin. It's normal for your metabolism to slow down as you get older, hence why he's gained weight.

[ho13k]

I fucking love this man :D

[aa72on]

I dont give a shit about switching to geico and fog horn leg horn

[whowantstogetnaked]

@swedish89 u like the lion joke? do u listen to this guy's other stuff? cuz he floors me hard with his usual stuff...not a fan of his new joke.

[Slikrik1212]

You've got to love some of these comments on here about how these jokes are dumb, they're not funny, I don't get the lion thing, etc.....

To whom it may concern,.... if you have diminished brain capacity, Louis CK may not be for you.

Darwin would probably agree with me.

[sh0rtaznant]

i like the smart humor LCK's videos draw out from its viewers who leave comments lol

[Beefy5Layerr]

nice 30 second ad. you just lost me as a viewer

[dablueiguana]

You guys have to realize that this is David Letterman... on CBS. He's not going to do a Lick Your Palm joke, or a Fucking Cunt Nigger Deer joke. He has to go clean. I actually thought these jokes were pretty good, but you can't expect him to go all out in 4 mins on national TV,

[JacksInn]

I just don't understand the people in the comments. Wow, how much I'm not like you.

[aridavidpaul]

4 jokes in 4 minutes, maybe one of them a little bit funny.

[whowantstogetnaked]

this lion shitt is dumb...and it makes no sense

[rwtj01]

"there is no off position on the geniuis switch" ... then it's not really a switch, is it?

[filhodabeira]

132,284 lions like this video

[arrghgarry]

The auto laugh was out,he is usuallly funny je semmed nervous here

[Crusherdub]

2:03 lmfaooo



[cindyloser]

22 people are from Kansas xD

[akagami23]

whats with kansas city?

[ginothekingofkings]

He Is So Goddam Funny

[sohsraider26]

"i dont hurt anybody but i certainly dont help

[thatonlineatron]

22 people should be eaten by lions.

[KrfNYC2]

Oh man this is funny. Especially the part about the lions. It's true. I mean, if there were lions walking around I would probably be doing something more productive right now. I wouldn't be able to sit here, on my laptop, being mindless because then a lion might ki....

[00cm]

@leviathan85 Wait, wait... there's a difference between anal sex and sodomy? Well, I'll be...

[00cm]

@verde622 They gave them names thus creating the concepts, which is probably what I originally posted. They also elevated them to an art form, from which most of entertainment, save music and folk dancing, derives. Anyway, even if LCK suddenly starts sucking, I'll still have some appreciation for him, from all the laughs he's provided me so far.

[eviltube1111]

quit complaining. his sets are always weaker on family-friendly talk shows where he's not allowed to swear

[couturebabex33]

Dane Cook disliked this 22 times.

[DrumBub07]

Thumbs down

[webmindset]

He's a trip

[HoodooDot]

Eugenics Louis, really?

[anyonechagt]

@HoodooDot No, not eugenics. Lions.

[hcferago]

@HoodooDot Natural selection is not Eugenics. What we practice right now (most people don't realize this) is like anti-Eugenics, which in the long run is just as bad. Someday we might realize that it's actually not in our best interest as a species to prioritize the survival of even the dumbest people among us. I'm not saying release lions into the public, but maybe if we redistributed our resources a bit, we wouldn't be faced with overpopulation, a low average intelligence, etc.

[blastywasty]

i like the microphoneless louis. it's like he's a motivational speaker, except, you know, he's not.

[erikneoland]

louis ck is on of my biggest influences . that makes no sense cause im a musician but its true!

[dhLord64]

The irony with this monologue is that the Royals mascot IS A LION! Slugurrr. Royals won't be picked on anymore very soon. The Cubs are the ones who are crap. They lose with a high payroll. That is terrible.

[smellysockforyou]

aaaaaaaaahahahhahah

[00cm]

@Nesherv Carlin also had detractors, but also, society is way more mediatized now. We've been spoiled by reality TV...

[DrinkSkateSleep]

I don't think people realize how well this set actually mended together. It was all about natural selection. He had to help his daughter, then lions eating the fat pigs we call humans, then a quote he switched up a bit to conclude the whole set. Which is he should have let his daughter be, because she would have figured out on her own, hopefully. It's called natural selection. This set really was genius.

[eqsmooth]

@DrinkSkateSleep

The smarter, more interesting people who are nimble, quick and don't get EATEN BY LIONS realize it. They surely do.

[TheZagiello]

@DrinkSkateSleep His logic is missing something. The lions would only chase those who run away. That is skinny people. Secondly, fat people carry a lot of food which would help them get on with lions. Louis CK failed on this one :/

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@TheZagiello Man, lions eat anything they want. If they can get ahold of a skinny guy they'll still eat him... I think you're logic is missing, sir. By the way, what's "getting on" with lions?

[lenny122376]

@TheZagiello This isn't a disertationa dipshit, it's a stand up, and it was what it had to be, funny as hell

[lenny122376]

@TheZagiello Shutup douche, this isn't a dissertation, it's stand up, it doesn't have be logical, it just has to be funny, you wish your were smart

[arm4x]

@TheZagiello successful troll

[TheKipKadillac]

@TheZagiello Yea you're wrong

[NYC26Lawyer]

@DrinkSkateSleep I think you read too much into the quote.

[TheKipKadillac]

@NYC26Lawyer nope

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@NYC26Lawyer Louis' been in this business for a really long time now. I don't think it was a coincidence.

[LuneyTune72]

@DrinkSkateSleep Just because it has a metaphor behind it doesn't mean it is "genius." That term is used so loosely nowadays. It's as though when someone thinks a little deep, they are called "genius." Louis CK is awesome, but in reality it's just that he has the balls to speak his (perceptive) mind, and he thinks deeply too; a combination of those two make him "smarter than the average bear."

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@LuneyTune72 Alright maybe not genius.. But Louis has his comedy down to an art now. You can tell he's created his own style, timing and writing structure.

[LuneyTune72]

@DrinkSkateSleep I can totally agree with that.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@LuneyTune72 He's evolved in a way..

[Labyrinthman]

Louis C.K. you are a genius ! ! !

[FooledToaster]

What the fuck are the top comments on about? Louis was in top form here, and CLEAN. These internet warriors need to try some stand up for themselves and see how fucking hard it is to leave a crowd in stitches like Louis did here.

[jskyl14]

@FooledToaster Its because those people unfortunately like Dane Cook and know nothing about comedy

[Shadowcha0s]

This joke wasn't as funny as some of his other ones, so suddenly he's unfunny and terrible at what he does? Fuck you. Go watch some shitty half-assed unfunny comedian. This man is a fucking genius, and the fact that you can't realize that makes me hate every single one of you haters even more.

[catsnjamerz]

The way he thinks is perfect, especially about the lions. I've always thought we should bring lions back instead of killing them all. Let them eat every human as reparations and just have a good-looking earth again. Our manmade shit like Costco and McDonalds will all just rot and we wouldn't have to worry about the deficit, wars or evil justice systems, cuz we'd all be equally dead.

I prefer my plan but if humans have to stay though, Louie's plan is the next best thing. Seriously, let's vote.

[NWG92]

Doug Stanhope had a better bit on that "give a man a fish" quote, but overall this was very solid.

[LeChuck99]

You dont really expect louis ck to spend the rest of his career saying faggot and niggger do you? He needs to tone down his material for tv and it definatley couldnt hurt him to branch off into tamer material. I think its just as good as his dirty stuff, you dont always need shock value ot have a laugh.

[rafael52580]

i am a jerkoff who needs to complain about the extreme minority of people who don't like this video

[raakakake]

20 people are certain they would get eaten by lions.

[insomattack]

Holy shite! I was @ this screening! Front row like a pro.

[Snailbarf]

i used to like this guy until i realised if what he said were true i'd be dead. Lion chow. So fuck this guy i wanna live. More Carlos Mencia plz.

[bdgalli100]

Great job Lou. Yeah I called ya Lou.

[eatthis222]

20 robots don't like this video



[Adam4tvs]

WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUTUBE NEED TO RELOAD THE WHOLE VIDEO IF YOU HIT FULL SCREEN. JESUS.

[hypnolobster]

@Adam4tvs Because it default switches to 480p when you go to fullscreen. Simmer down.

[btowndenver]

@Adam4tvs you have endless videos on demand.. at the tip of ur fingers.. in the comfort of your own house. room.. bed.. for FREE.. and ur complaining about the video reloading when you maximize the screen?.. ungrateful