A Very, Very Heavy Burtation Tonight

[skaterblm1]

seems like an issue with her Wernicke's area in the left hemisphere of her brain. Her Broca's seems fine. or is that too educated for you

[pinkpendant]

LOL WHAT THE SHIT

[grungedog3]

well a very very heava eh heavy bertation tonight we had a very deriso derison bite lets go heﺱﺲ ﺳ ﺴ ﺵﺶ ﺷ ﺸﺹ 這是這麼有趣的耶穌克里斯特

[CharredBarz]

THAT WAS THE MOST BURNT OUT SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!! HAHAHAHA Mi Nombre es Baaaa baaa Bahhh Laaaa Laaaa Laaa JOSEEE!!!!

[orly444]

I'm pretty sure he body temperature shot up to 120 degrees.

[amosthree]

I watched this with translation.

[Tim92G]

She herped so hard that she literally derped. lol

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

Serene Branson having a stroke: "I KNOW RIGHT LOL, totally fluffed my lines the embarassment loool XD XD XD"

Actual stroke victim: "Uaa....h.....ahh.... it... it hurts somet-times but then.... *inhale* I take the medication.... and....it derry derryson, heavy burtation tonight."

[billybigbone]

@ChainsawGutsFuck you could run for US president with such a muahhhsterful guuuuaaaa

[calikent]

why do blondes always act so dumb///

[skind9119]

@calikent because their usualy a woman



[Nahasapasa]

I lol'd

[hiotsobo]

holy shit, sinister serene brass. I had no idea! *turn on the captioning beta*

[mustardgas2]

you all acting like you know what happened., watch the damn interview

[RuiGOMEES]

PLEASE ! ARROW TO THE KNEE !

[SystematicChaos713]

Youtube's closed captions enlightens us: "Well and very very heavy abby did their tasting tonight. We headed dairy dares today are saying. Right, let's go ahead tears, Jason was there that they had the best.

[puglit1]

subtitles:"well a very very heav- uh heavy burtation tonight we had avery deris derison bite lets go ahead and terish taze-english the bit the head the pit"

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

This year, from acclaimed director Tim Burtation comes his brand new film -- DERRYSON SCISSORHAD-THE-PET

Starring Johnny Derp and newcomer, Serene Branson

[wmansue]

The Martian Klan race used Branson as a

vessel for transmitting their message_globally. I analyzed

the audio and it sounds like "Harrison, Terry

is Tazering Alex Trebec" and "They have the Pet". Human Gentiles

are kept as Pets of the Klan race.

Harrison? Harrison Ford? Star Wars? Who is Terry and why is she frying

Alex Trebec__please answer in the form of a question.

Using human people as vessels reminds me of the movie

"Vibes" with Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper about ESP!

[Bike4life5]

Well a very very heavay - uh - heaveh burtation tonight. We had a very darist-darison, by, lets go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet

[TheDoubleBarrell]

this had me in hysterics

[MrRexCars]

I've jacked off to this.

[BeLikeWater1000]

i can keep up with her until the last few words when its just pure gibberish

[187mandem]

OMFG!!! NOT A HEAVY BURTATION!!!

[darkitechture]

@franklongbottom1632 It wasn't a stroke.

[kimmykola]

@franklongbottom1632 She did not have a stroke.

[Nulono]

@franklongbottom1632 She didn't have a stroke, Einstein. She said so on her Twitter. She had a migraine.

[keyofdavid888]

@franklongbottom1632 calm down you're obviously having very very heavy burtations

[BaggyWalker]

@franklongbottom1632 No, she didn't. No signs wrong other than speech and as stated, paramedics did not take her into hospital. She MAY have had a TIA (Transient Ischaemic Attack)

[goichh]

well a very very heavy euh, heavy debehburtation tonight. we had a very ders, derison, bieten. lets goheh taris tayzin dushklabit de hendepit.

[johnmccool21]

@goichh That is the best attempt yet it's getting so close!

[Reliccc]

@goichh lolololololololol roflaarp

[TinasEntertainers]

i tried to wiki "burtation"....its not even close to being a word.

[uzairparker]

She's a masterburtator! ROFL

[OriasUnderlined]

I can't stop watching this. hahaha

[MrThreeNips]

she is on cocaine and alcohol there.

[MisterNiceGuy001]

she went from normal to Helen Keller in like two seconds flat!!

[saintbeast24]

complex migraine my ass. she's just being a woman and got startled or something.

[harveypotato]

@saintbeast24 - Right.. and that would explain why she's won Emmy awards for her work.

[saintbeast24]

@harveypotato this doesn't explain the burtation.

[Jonnoxxcv]

I commend her for making it through the segment with a straight face. I'd have been all:

"Very Heavy Bertation, we had a very dare darison"

Except that the dare darison would have translated as "LOL, did I just say Bertation?"

[likeomgutube]

@Jonnoxxcv its "Burtation" not "Bertation" duh

[darkitechture]

@likeomgutube You're correctiong someone on the spelling of a word that doesn't exist?

[likeomgutube]

@darkitechture i was trying to be funny and sarcastic but obviously youre too fucking RETARDED to see that!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkitechture]

@likeomgutube Yup, I'm retarded like that. Then again I'm not the one trying to convey sarcasm in plain text, hoping people will understand it that way. There's a reason people use the /sarcasm tag online, dipshit.

[likeomgutube]

@darkitechture the sarcasm tag is used so dumb shitheads like you who cant add 2+2 can fucking comprehend. however its not my duty to cater to braindead idiots like you who have ZERO social skills and ZERO comprehension skills. fuck off.

[darkitechture]

@likeomgutube If by "dumb shitheads" you mean people that aren't clairvoyant, then you're totally right.

[brownp1]

Her brain actually came out of her ass

[Seiferzed]

am having a very heavy burtation every time i watch the news these days ...

[urbanderelict]

she had a sex toy in either her asshole or her pussy and hit an O right before her camera came on. That's my theory. It's not unheard of, especially with women who have their clits pierced, orgasms can strike at almost any time then.

[saintbeast24]

can anyone tell me what she was trying to say? LOLOLOL ORFL

[likeomgutube]

@saintbeast24 what were u born last night? she was trying to tell everyone about darison and how heavy the burtation was before they went back to english klabet and hamdpet.

[saintbeast24]

dude, like, what's her problem breh?

[unclefestus]

@saintbeast24

Her problem? She had a heavy burtation.

[chuckle2010]

I like to laugh at people's mistakes as much as everyone else, but this poor lady had a serious medical issue and I don't think it's funny.  No one here posting would be very happy if that happened to us.

[patrixfunny]

@chuckle2010 shut the fuck up faggot

[TheDancinTree]

@chuckle2010 it has happened to me, maybe not on national tv but it has happened to me and and its totally still funny

[mrhenryleopard]

@chuckle2010

I agree, a Heavy Burtation is a serious condition which can, in many cases, lead to a Deris Derison.

[MisterJaypers]

Derrison Terrace Tasing = New song title. Thank you Burtation.

[quarf53206]

sounds like a series of porno movies 

[kokoinmars]

On a lighter note, my wife too is suffering from a very heavy burtation. Hopefully not for long!!!

[FunkyFrank10]

This isn't funny, my aunt died of a heavy burtation you idiots!

[muddwell]

@FunkyFrank10 that's very derison to hear. im terrence tazon ba da hit de pet to hear that.

[himaru21]

Which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

[RedDaVincy]

Hold 7

It's a cold night

[VoltagE1337]

a 3yr old wouldnt notice and kept pokerface

[jwb864]

she messed p on her lines and blamede it on a health problem..end of story

[sunshineandginger]

I THINK THATS THE MOST AWEESOMMEE SOUNDING NERVOUS WORDS I HAVE EVERRRRRR HEARD. hahahaha its human. and that was adorable lol :) just gotta be able to laugh at ourselves in life

[sunshineandginger]

aww she had to be just reeeally nervous or soemthing

[irritatedmushroom2]

I'm so going to hell for how hard I laughed at this!

[muddwell]

@irritatedmushroom2 nah, heavy burtation. terrence tazon, though.

[andrealityisgone]

Apparently she didn't have a stroke she was just really nervous!!!

[peacenotwar500]

She started in english and ended in russian *sarcastic joking voice inplied*

[Wilhelm1617]

That's one hell of a "migraine"

[faulkaspargus]

and my tiny little nipples went to france

[bacala777]

@faulkaspargus Haha thats classic

[wasp9]

CTHULU FATAAAGNH

[The1hope4all]

The curse of Babel.



[bailer4life]

Can't wait for the Stewie Griffin version

[fourtywpm]

wow, this is very darison.

[danwood891]

i love it how she nods to give her words more meaning

[xemhanort]

If only there was a closed caption option on this video...

[zombieddie73]

Sounds like she caught the Old Word salad from Alan Shore!

[kooch555]

@zombieddie73 Alan Shore...nice zing..what season was the "word salad" ? My medical staff reviewed the footage and ruled out stroke but attributed the abnormal speech to a condition physicians refer to as "a spontaneous episode of acute thermo-nuclear brainfart" ...damn doctors !! can't put anything in layman's terms.

[djveras]

I Take A Heavy Burtation Everytime I Eat Chinese Food....

[Boonz5583]

someone had a very heavy burtation that night!

[adamjlynch]

I doubt I'll ever see another burtation as heavy as that, with or without Darrison.

[zigzigzig]

I would give her such a burtation...

[alyraver]

thats one seriously heavy burtation! a strong dose of Derisons should clear it up!

[fourtywpm]

Wow, this is very darison.

[cityhunterman1]

whats a burtation?

[WAPTek2]

i have had this happen to me

it lasted 97 minuts,and i was scared as hell

the doctore never told me it was a migraine, ???

[gabe562]

WTF?!

[CptnMoosingle]

They should name this sort of mental episode a "Burtation".

[010weed010]

it's funny because she's blonde

[mafalda121212]

serene is the best reporter ever :)))))

[Steven19yo]

oh yes i want a really heavy burtation tonight darling

[kennyykennykenny]

you go girl!

[Likewoahomg]

She's speaking migranian

[alyraver]

Best Burtation ive seen in a long time....

[murder0shit]

Very very very fu- funny.

[DeadleeHD]

She was distracted by the urkel dance.

[BustaPost]

I've just added "Burtation" to urbandictionary

[getduloh]

check the HEAVY BURTATION DERSE DERRISON REMIX song on my channel and comment, hopefully you laugh, then die

[oaklandj]

I'm thinking about joining the Church of Heavy Burtation, just so I can speak in tongues like that. A very dare, darison.

[JayDee3453]

I like how she nods her head at the end like she just nailed it

[SupahSmashh]

she just burtated VERY heavily.

[BustaPost]

@SupahSmashh is there any other kind?

[DurandalThoth]

I can't wait to go hit Terrace Chaze's english for a bit and het to the pick.

[VenomLeon]

Time for another episode of House MD.. o_O

[dragonfire836]

So what was wrong with her? Was it a stroke?

[WeaklyWorstNews]

@dragonfire836 A "complex migraine."

[thrmoz456]

@WeaklyWorstNews looked like a "complex burtation" to me.

[boogie504]

@WeaklyWorstNews Yeah that pisses me off that they have to make up a fake diagnosis because lord knows she couldnt have just been nervous and genuinely FUCKED UP! Fuck that, she was super nervous and fucked up, plain and simple.

[Spaceboy123]

@dragonfire836 Nothing, that happens to me all the time and I highly doubt I'm constantly suffering from strokes or a migraine. XD

when your speech is off like that you have to pause and start over; this is an example of what happens if you feel a dire need to keep going XD

[dragonfire836]

@Spaceboy123 Well, im glad shes alright.

[imam21]

we get it sweetheart, don't trouble yourself tryin to explain it is very very very very burtation,,,just take a chill pill and get laid more often, thats all you need

[emanmark]

Maybe Jim Carrey was controlling her voice like in the movie Bruce Almighty.

[emanmark]

Actually this was blond English and she was just explaining how soma people should use maps because some countries such as don't have maps and we all should use them such as south carolina.

[BestivalFan]

What language is she speaking?

[nycwiseguy91]

heavy burtation will destroy the planet in 2012

[CallofDutyVidsEire]

@nycwiseguy91 Yes. When we behead the pit the darison's butt will destroy us with a heavy burtation

[rblackburn55]

@nycwiseguy91

but dares dareson will do his best to save us

[lmlove80]

Thats one of the heaviest burtations ive seen in a long time

[priced916]

@lmlove80 Mushrooms.... LSD?... or Ketamine?? .... LOL i think yes.

[lifesaverluvr]

Another great burtation

[unkiemonk]

Derison dared her to take the very heavy burtation, so in my opinion, its all Derison's fault.

[wonderfulhuman161]

she had to be intoxicated if they could just look at her and send her on her merry way. Burtation or not, I think she was on the dope.

[agent008hammer]

She had a Burtation. A Burtation is a deja vu or flashback of Burt Reynolds or any great actor or singer that makes gals wet. This female phenomenon always happens around the time of the Oscars or Grammy Awards.