Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14

[ivans416]

Courage the cowardly dog vs scooby doo

[Deejaq1]

columbus thumbs up if you agree

[harryshaughnessy]

columbus



[girmotionwatcher]

Funimation vs. Little Koribo

[thensuckmydik123]

columbus won big time

[mooveez4U]

James Bond vs Austin Powers

[huntzilla24]

Wow is kirk drunk

[Joy107]

It's pretty obvious who won. Columbus. And Kirk sounded like he was Stephen Hawking star trek version

[TheKingZexion]

One of my favorite ones, screw all the haters of this one, you did good Pete and Lloyd :)

[kingdance03]

Jackie Robinson vs. Albert pujols

[bholcue]

@jonasfeld wow... I feel stupid as fuck. XD

[ShadowLuva101]

Martin Luther King Jr. vs. Malcolm X

[ShamedRayen]

Queen Latifa vs Queen Elizaabeth

[SniperGeneral17]

Kirk whipped his ASS!!!

[bholcue]

Anyone else notice the Spanish explorer has an Italian accent? (And says "arrivaderci") o.O

[CoolReviews1000]

@bholcue spanish is the language you say the spainard

[jonasfeld]

@bholcue He IS italian, hired by spain. Study motherfucker

[FirstFuckThenTalk]

Ronaldo vs Messi

[JunkieRiderChick]

I like how he says "Epic Rap Battles of History!!!"...

[totaljerk99]

kirk has no life!!!!!!!!!

[flare1441]

columbus won

[hijodelpulpopaul]

tiberius kirk won doctor house vs doctor who

[21FanGirl]

hey do a ronald mcdonald vs burger king

Like if you want this to happen

[ChickCrazy101]

eminem vs. M&M !!!!!!!!!!!

[jokesonyou4321]

Its columbus im sorry but captain kirk only rhymes in his last 2 lines of each verse.

[2facekarma]

captain kirk fuck!!!!!!!!!

[gutentag004]

Eminem vs M&M

[WhiteGlintfan]

kirk won

[Mylandofcrazypeople]

Yes thats how The original Kirk talked, and Columbus Won this. 

[wildboynoah]

Columbus won as soon az he said " I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for spain"

[Bextreme9]

Kirk

[87Blondieee]

loser



[philipfisher46]

Santa vs. Yoda

[Gman1000ize]

@philipfisher46 why how do those relate in any way

[sharkbait1005]

Enzo Ferrari vs. Ferruccio Lamborghini

[TwisterFisher]

1:35 to 1:38 he looks DRUNK lolz XD

[bloodshed1791]

after columbus said "imma leave before this battle begins" my computer started buffering and i just pissed myself laughing.

[philipfisher46]

''u spaghetti eating fuck''

[zXDRoNEXzD3VON]

oh and 0:27 was pretty funny

[OcularSee]

heh, "how's your spice rack doing?"

[zXDRoNEXzD3VON]

culubas got me at 1:28

[tealhiphen]

if kirk didn't talk like that he could've won...

[CainTheMain]

I wanna say Kirk, but I'm just not sure.

[1tobedoneX]

Columbus won at the first line that he has.

[anthonyegypt]

Creeper From Minecraft Vs. Dovakiin From Skyrim

[TheSephirothvincent]

columbus won

[12362315]

obama vs bill mccain

[GAMEasauras]

@12362315 You mean JOHN McCain.

[NANOWHITEFOX]

martin luther king v.s. lil' wayne!

[kingofkings0248]

U could tell that kirks phone was a make-up holder

[Will3ray3]

Captain kirk won

[unbornslayerman]

1:26 to 1:33 is hands down the best line in the clip

[NewRomens]

i'll stick a flag up you'r ass and clam you for Spain!

Brovo Columnbus,that deservs a slow clap

Clap...clap.

[TheShorty4573]

@1:13 to @1:20 best part <3

[NickBlackwing]

Columbus :D

[LordCantdo]

Dammit

It's

Jim!

[isakmohame]

captain kirk won!! that was nice

[deneishathesinga]

doo busta rhymes and drake!!!*

[deneishathesinga]

wooooww columbus did cuz lyk kirk wasnt even a match

[TheFsufan13]

there is a movie that a guy is acting like captain kirk and he is chasing a bus with kids going to D.C i wannna knw the name

[Ecuadoriansfinest4]

best beat from epic rap battles of history

[bednarskimatthew]

I say it's a tie. But if i had to choose, I'd go with Columbus

[Crazyferret42]

naw, man, Captain Kirk won that. i dont know what ya'll think, but William Shatner is bad-ass

[xtremekill8]

columbus won [vote here]

[alexislol321]

anyone else looked up Captain Kirk on youtube to see if he actualy talks like this ?

[jamesaellis]

Florence Nightingale vs. Florence and the Machine.

[ChristopherSnells]

that nigga kirk was even rapping he speaking during the beat

[Galilael1]

Haha who recognized that they spelled 'against' wrong? :D

[joaomolin120]

Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates

[SCOTTpilgrimist12]

Harry Plinkett vs George Lucas !!!!

[beastgs1]

why dont you do queen isabella vs queen elizabeth

[TheHydrolon]

Dovahkiin vs Alduin

[Joemodey]

Ron Weasly v Ned Flanders

[TheBielmartipardo]

facepalm, columbus was catalan (spanish) , FACEPALM!

[MeoshaXfluffy]

@TheBielmartipardo no he's italian but the queen of spain paid him to go find india

[Cramnoj1]

sean connery vs. clint eastwood

[Jonesymify]

I know this doesnt matter but at 1:20 they spelt against wrong

[GamingGuy010]

Captain Picard vs Neil Armstrong

[MyNameisSeth95]

Columbus Wins!!! Arrivederci Kirk fans!!!

[prindles1]

Flo vs progressive Guy or the geico gecko

[LordMacKarl]

1:41 Priceless...

[JSFbeast88]

Columbus won

[bobbymann101]

This ERB seems to not get much love from people, but its one of my faves. Don't hate on something just cuz you don't understand it. The Kirk character is a funny embellishment of the way he talked on the show. Reading the comments of these ERB's reveals peoples' ignorance. If there is something you don't understand or don't think is funny in ANY of them, look it up, cuz chances are you aren't understanding the joke.

[LovesDrWho24]

@bobbymann101 I totally agree, I didn't understand the way he talked but people have got to learn to tell the difference between 'not funny' and 'references they don't understand'.

[b3astiemaninLA]

@bobbymann101 EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrTimtation06]

It's hilarious how Kirk talks but with the line "I'm the fabric of history, ur just a fictional stain" Colombus took the win!

[unbornslayerman]

just the quote "ill stick a flagt up your ass AND CLAIM YOU FOR SPAIN" colombus ftw

[Saltymichael]

Aliem vs predator

[kickassberrow]

Black Beard vs Jack Sparrow

[DasSoftee]

alright this one was pretty bad compared to the others

[WolfsburgSlim]

Tony Montana vs Michael Corleone

[javyisthis300]

How boring..

[redbaronrocks]

@javyisthis300 are u serious???? this is amazing!!!

[Writergurl24]

Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Captain Hook

[TheOtakuNetwork]

Ben Tennyson VS. Rex Salazar - Hero against Hero

[hatmastermicheal66]

i know that

[getjiggywithit404]

People kirk talks like that because he used to talk like that in the original Star Trek but i guess your just too young too understand....

[Nonagon265]

@getjiggywithit404 the your is supposed to be you're

[marclebest]

@getjiggywithit404 you probably never listened startrek, shut up. plus, yes, he was talking like a retard.

[flamingblade666]

@getjiggywithit404  true

[TheEpsilonWolf]

@getjiggywithit404 Thank you. Someone else understands why he talks like that.

[xXBlazingDragonXx1]

@getjiggywithit404 Im only 14, but I knew that I LOVE the old Star Trek!

[xboxboy123100]

@getjiggywithit404 i am im 15

[MrShipuh]

@getjiggywithit404 ive seen the original star trek and.... Thats not how i remmeber it....

[CrashLethalWoW]

@getjiggywithit404 even though ive never seen the original star trek i felt his talking like that added to the rap battle.

[dimondCrook]

Man Columbus ripped capt. kirk....piccard wouldve have had that shit



[Mapedit274]

Why does kirik talk like that?

[KrabstarZ10]

they should do Spock vs The Ghost Rider

[ImaRageQuitter]

Columbus won

[TheMrFanaty]

SON-GOKU VS. SON OF GOD (JESUS)

[MrCc1004]

WHY DONT YOU BOLDLY GO SOME PLACE YOUVE NEVER GONE BEFORE LIKE INDIA OR SOMPLACE YOU ACTTULY SET SAIL FOR,YOU SPAGGETII EATING F*CK

[01chevyprizmkid]

Kirk was terrible.

[unbornslayerman]

ILL SHOVE MY FLAG UP YOUR ASS, AND CLAIM YOU FOR SPAIIIIN!!!!!!! that was the win right there

[jimrigbones]

i have something to tell youtube...........

when i first saw this video

there were no dislikes

but it was so tempting

i had to be the first

sry.......

[TheTGD3]

@jimrigbones HOW COULD YOU?!!!

[TheTGD3]

My friend Joe thinks this is the worst ERB. I told him his brains must of been on stun.

[Shadic24367]

Columbus won straight up

[ZulaShake100]

AVP

[manusapag]

barney stinson!

[piggypigman]

Dr. Sheldon Cooper vs. JFK

[bouchyrap]

I AM THE FABRIC OF HISTORY

[ARCatanzarite]

barney stinson vs sheldon cooper

[MrWrongfullyaccused]

Simpson VS Family guy

[TheSwineofGod]

Dr. Ruth vs. Dr. Suess

[nath389]

spaghetti it's in italia not in spanish

[SCOTTpilgrimist12]

How's your spice rack doing? Is the greatest line ever.

[FriedBone]

Bush vs Powerrangers

[STINGBLACK34]

Kevin Hart vs. Aziz Ansari

[TheThemichealscott]

ppl shouldnt complain they do a great job in entertaining us just shutup and enjoy the songs

[scootergod2211]

simon cowell vs gorge washington

[Frontrider1]

colombus' style is better,kirk talk tooooooo fast.remake it.

[loosafu]

If he's spanish then why did he say Arrivederci?

[jack123673]

@loosafu hes italion

[yrabeiro]

@loosafu He's Italian but was hired by Spain

[ExLibrisMortis]

@loosafu He was italian, but the Spanish were the only one to fund his expeditions.

[YokiCentral]

well, kirk, he discovered america, you wouldnt be representing riverside iowa if he discovered india, you jack-ass. columbus won when he appeared on the screen.

[hoii183]

Columbus won

[mushoo4]

captain kirk owned haha

[csnicholson96]

why is this video so disliked?

[kom72]

@csnicholson96 Because Kirk lacks any tempo due to the voice that Lloyd has to recreate. Atleast, that is my thought.

[FrankiMunez]

edward the vampire vs dracula

[Tribute1875]

Arrivederci!

[7KiuuiK7]

Thumbs up if you think this is the best ERB song.

[Kblader2000]

@7KiuuiK7 One of the best

[tehrulez]

@7KiuuiK7 Its one of the most fluent and parodying to the charactors portrayed...

unlike a few of teh others. :I

[666BLeue]

*INSERT QUOTE FROM RAP IN ALL CAPS HERE FOR TOP COMMENT*

[LegitMonkeyKilla]

ILL STICK A FLAG UP YOUR ASS AND CLAIM YOU FOR SPAIN LOL

[missingyou90s]

mickey mouse vs picasso

[TheDumbdumb25]

kirk

[cheater533]

Chrisopher Columbus vs Wright Brothers

[LetsPlay680]

colombus facked him up :D

[ERAUQSxSIxDLROWxEHT]

Kirk looks like he's having a seizure

[timothyhish]

Obama vs George Wasington

[hitman84385]

columbus didnt even try so as to win

[holyduffy]

@hitman84385 because hes a real explorer.. no point in trying ;-) *cough*

[RobloxStudd]

Zues vs Kratos

[killerskink3]

why does kirk have down syndrome?

[MrSimpsonssssss]

¥

[goseeforyourself]

chocolate chocolate YUM YUM

[questfailer]

Well, I live i a country here they unfortunately never telecasted Star Trek . I just wanna ask a question. Was Kirk always this retarded?

[MsSnakelover11]

Colubus im even m

spock won