@ 1st he has a boner when he is slaming the soor on his wagerr... When he turns around he releves him self... Then he slamms th door on the dick AFTER his bonerr dies down.. That = him getting a prostetic dick.... Do they even make prostetic dix... It would be funny if he hummps a girl, it falls off, the girl has 2 walk around with a fake dic in her pussy.... LoL!!!!!!
@MakeshiftWings39 have you seen it when the audio was right on? Oh this video just used to be the mosr hilarious thing ever, but now this crap happens and now it's just not the same.
maybe you have justin bieber dick he's dick he alwasy have pain of course he won't fuck selena gomez because he's dick got much pain and he don't even got SPERM
whoa..... this can't be real....but durex condoms only works for small dick men.....I like the high sensitivity ones doe......they feel real good....I make my small dick men ware them lmao
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people have this wrong. The bad condoms don't let you feel a thing. The good condoms (the one he's advertising) let you feel everything since men don't usually like wearing condoms since they don't let you feel everything.
Don't bother with dick balloons. Just go to the hardware and get a large roll of duct tape. Use as required. This will last you a long time, even if you tape up frequently.
some guys say using condoms is like taking a shower with a raincoat on. i say it's more like wrapping your unit with duct tape then trying to masturbate in an oven mit.
what good is a girlfriend that makes you wear condoms? you might as well have a girlfriend that won't sleep with you at all, which is like living with your mom again. blehh.
problem is, without condoms you end up with babies, which is much worse than just jerking it alone every night.
@jwallbanger Girls in your opinion don't like being ass fucked? You must come from China, where girl's asses are barely big enough for a crayon to fit in lol.
@killerclown789 Well I know they like it when you PAY THEM. Thing is, I don't need to pay for it, so I don't. And anyway all those escorts have herpes and warts. Go sit in an std clinic and watch how many come in to get their warts frozen off every day.
Ummm, I have no words, not one word.
imawesome333777 3 weeks ago
i got a condom but i don't have a black car to test
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sancalicut 3 weeks ago
@525halo
Its called a dildo my friend
otb17166 1 month ago
jesus!!!!
Foothis78 1 month ago
omg this cracked me up =]
purumkim 2 months ago
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MartinSemmelrogge666 2 months ago
@ 1st he has a boner when he is slaming the soor on his wagerr... When he turns around he releves him self... Then he slamms th door on the dick AFTER his bonerr dies down.. That = him getting a prostetic dick.... Do they even make prostetic dix... It would be funny if he hummps a girl, it falls off, the girl has 2 walk around with a fake dic in her pussy.... LoL!!!!!!
525halo 3 months ago
no me gusta
condonland 3 months ago
1,675 men car door slammed their penis off.
Cacowninja 4 months ago
He must be having a boner if he's standing that far away from the door...
BurgeonBlitz 4 months ago
funny , this is fake
Candycanedp99 4 months ago
we should invent condom that imitate vagina or at least the mouth
tvbNEWSreporter 4 months ago
Someone should help him... Or I could just watch another video.
zzzave 5 months ago
i searched xbox360 i enede up watchin dis
TheLacobe1 5 months ago
Thats what justin bieber do before he sings:D
Napolidk 5 months ago 4
A slideshowgurl ill call u
rflryan 5 months ago
That guy is HOT and hes probably rich....... call ME?
slideshowgurl 6 months ago
i got to scared to see what would happen if he had the other condom on! so i turned lol
MrMsbartsimpson 6 months ago
I love the audio delay.
LizzyCakes 6 months ago
durex condoms suck!
kaylab424 6 months ago
Good for men to do that and make new pierce.
Cougman1978 6 months ago
There are now new sizes of condom, xxl, xl, l, medium, small, xl and Justin Bieber
MrKazadilla 6 months ago
that was just the stupidest shit hahaa
Johnyisevil 6 months ago
Horrible :S
MrKL25 6 months ago
that's sooooooooooo boring...
danubefun2 6 months ago
Fake and gay
jamesm432100 6 months ago 3
I tried it.... the emts thought it was hillarous.
abrettelle 6 months ago
THANK YOU BASED GOD
XtotheT3 6 months ago
Trojan -
ar15freak 6 months ago
That guy has smelly feet
vkoo32 6 months ago
Fake
skulldude89 6 months ago
The world of E.D. welcomes you.
Terrakinetic 6 months ago
Patrick Bateman
applebitefool 6 months ago
justin bieber need extra larger bcz he didn't got a Dik, but for his boyfriend lol
MrShakil2011 6 months ago
The only thing this fag uses condoms for is when his gay lover his pounding him in the ass
negativemotherfucker 6 months ago
@negativemotherfucker He doesn't need a condom then :3
VictoriaFTW66 6 months ago
the audio timing was horible 0.0
MakeshiftWings39 6 months ago 224
@MakeshiftWings39 have you seen it when the audio was right on? Oh this video just used to be the mosr hilarious thing ever, but now this crap happens and now it's just not the same.
jayNicks10 5 months ago
maybe you have justin bieber dick he's dick he alwasy have pain of course he won't fuck selena gomez because he's dick got much pain and he don't even got SPERM
707Arslan 6 months ago
does anyone find it funny?
blueray1969 6 months ago
xDDDDD KEPT ME LAUGHING FOR EVER
xxadlinkx 7 months ago
he must have a bid dick if he can stand that far from the door lol
543prettygirl 7 months ago
hey 911!?? its quagmire... its stuck again
ropeburn2 7 months ago 20
View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on YouTube
JOHN411S 7 months ago
Very Hot............ 17+
/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8
Pakizzzz1 7 months ago
the camera guy: DOC. WE NEED DICK RECOGNITION FAST
the poor guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
crazeguy26 7 months ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CojackII 7 months ago
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Mark10Fischer 7 months ago
Ó.Ó
JickSaw97 7 months ago
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BillieJolene1 7 months ago
Medic!
jokingpenguin 7 months ago
lol
victito99 7 months ago
OH SHIT................I want that
darkrhage80 7 months ago
not very funny and you know why?
yailabtropur53 7 months ago
wouldn't the first condom be better because you could go longer. Just sayin
AprilClash 7 months ago
@AprilClash going longer is overrated. 2 minutes in paradise or 30 minutes in purgatory? your choice...
eightball8008 7 months ago 2
lol
MrSteff186 7 months ago
It's boring and lame. Not sure why people are so interested in it. Must be some lame old guys penis joke , tat's not even funny.
PirateKing1256 7 months ago 3
roflmao. wtf s dis!
DaboraGallery 7 months ago
think dude think you idiotic baka O_o ...........retard -_-
rugra1000 7 months ago
roflmao
klausjuergen 7 months ago
Iyrencdir
MrAZERB100 7 months ago
Brian Durex FTW
ha3ha3 8 months ago
i think this dude is just fucken retared
dimirx100 8 months ago
xD lol omg thats so bloody funny
roborian1297 8 months ago
Corny Sounds o-o
lordjack2009 8 months ago
Drive the car with it in the door
GoldDragon484 8 months ago
not funny
krylin 8 months ago
OMFG JUST KEEP PRESSING 6 SLOWLY OMFG AHAHAHAHA!!!!
TheDeathMagnet11 8 months ago
I dont even think Viagra would even help his problem
TheDeathMagnet11 8 months ago
Looks like he won't be needing condoms anymore , shame.
ANORTHOSISFT95 8 months ago 3
LMAO! Can't... Stop... Laughting!! That's some real pain right there! What kind of dumb ass puts his wank in a car dour?? Geez!
Bleetah 8 months ago 2
he wont need condoms anymore
XxViperzZ 8 months ago 9
ಠ_ಠ
Projectable101 8 months ago
omg
destroymyEpets 8 months ago
whoa..... this can't be real....but durex condoms only works for small dick men.....I like the high sensitivity ones doe......they feel real good....I make my small dick men ware them lmao
janeblow80 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
philmickcrackin1 8 months ago
shitty quality and sync, uploader you just prooved to all of us that youre a fuckin idiot
whiskeyisfordrinking 8 months ago
lol imagine you would fuck with such a condom :)
MrDeagleking 9 months ago
chucknoris was ruled out for this commercial coz he blew the car up during audition.
hashpuppy101 9 months ago 5
Trojans, we protect your junk, period.
SaevioCorta 9 months ago 4
No
There are no condom sizes
For
Justin bieber
legoMan1211 9 months ago 188
@legoMan1211 thats because hes a women
helgi64 6 months ago
@helgi64 even still, you can get female condoms... (seriously, google them)
rlw1980omfg 6 months ago
@rlw1980omfg female condoms make your women dummies.
UnforgivingCritic 6 months ago
@legoMan1211 hahahaahahahhahahahah no you fail.
dreamitbabyx 6 months ago
@dreamitbabyx exactly how do i fail?
are you in a gay relationship with justin bieber????????
legoMan1211 6 months ago
@legoMan1211 Yes there is its: BLACK XXXL XXL XL L M S XS XXS XXXS ASIAN JUSTIN BIEBER
1ee7is5Wee7Gameplay 6 months ago
@legoMan1211 Then your saying jb's dick is big. Looks like you should join the cage figt with rebecca black.
234689ify 5 months ago
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crakxor 5 months ago
@legoMan1211 Sure there are. Just snip the pinkie finger off a latex glove
GL0BEmaster 5 months ago 3
@GL0BEmaster and cut in half
gabriel02071990 4 months ago
@legoMan1211 he´s not even have a penis
elvinagrillo 4 months ago 2
@legoMan1211 Yes there is...they do make girl comdoms, look it up.
matthewthereviewer 3 months ago
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@legoMan1211 Yes there is...they do make girl comdoms, look it up.
matthewthereviewer 3 months ago
ur name kind a remind me of something
darkholicz 9 months ago
Funny but not the best at all. -_-
MrMangaEater 9 months ago
I entered a song in a contest about the importance and safety of condoms. I tried to keep it positive and lyrical at the same time. It’s the first vid on my channel. Any comments, thumbs up, & votes would be appreciated. -Merc
mercurystorm 9 months ago
i think he felt that last one just sayen
vencez805 9 months ago
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condom sizes are as follows:
XXL
XL (me)
L
M
S
XS
XXS
JB (justin beiber)
miladsafi12 9 months ago
A bigg diss for this bad sync! No offense
stropaexyu 9 months ago
woops dumb ass!
tresvon 9 months ago
What a Fag.
Lizette54321 9 months ago
I laughed for a few seconds on this one not bad.
kbairwolf 9 months ago
lol
slam ur wang i n a or cardoor
MrLeftywright 9 months ago
Duh... he was banging a boy!!!
2100803 9 months ago
....eh... I didn't find it funny...
VillainessVixen 9 months ago
is that really the prez of Durex? He's hot!!
hotwaiter 9 months ago
HES SO SMART SUCH A CLEAVER CLOGS (!)
misskikigood 9 months ago
Sounds painful!
TTJC360 9 months ago
Funny search (use condoms) and go down and click on the blonde dude funny
aj7769 9 months ago
the fuck?
Deezysatisfaction 9 months ago
"I mean you could slam your wang in a car door and not feel a thang". Lmao -__-
dapsoccer13 9 months ago 2
Wait was this really on tv?
taoglesbee 9 months ago
Poor car....
TheRunawayHeartz 10 months ago
Are those the condoms from China? They didn't work 1.4 billion times.
79goldmaster1 10 months ago 9
Lol still laughing
BieberFan141000 10 months ago
dude youd better fix that door.
generati0nwhy 10 months ago 2
When i saw this on tv i literally fainted haha
KeNi666 10 months ago 3
He was faking oviously who is dum enough to actually try that?
BieberFan141000 10 months ago
@BieberFan141000 No shert shitlock :)))
I see you're a bieberfan, so I take you seriously.
Hejzwej 10 months ago 6
the sound effects were too early
NaivePheonix 10 months ago
im gonna try that
TheLarzelier 10 months ago
@TheLarzelier LOL
psoreiko1990 10 months ago
…idiot
emoxxchelsey 10 months ago
I guess the other condomes are as good as Durex. I tried it myself and it hurts with all of them :D
SuperEniste 10 months ago 2
could you imagine if they really showed this on tv
David19J91 10 months ago 2
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS, YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS, NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP, THIS IS SO SCARY,POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY BUT REALLY WORKS
TheHrebo 10 months ago
Omfg, It even hurts me watching it.
bradsmazex 10 months ago 4
ehy dude if you want i have the ability to repair your dick...:DDD
leonradosnob1989 10 months ago
"AHHHHH! I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING!"
AlbiMcDz 10 months ago
he was probably hard with the first condom and jacked before putting the second.
MTBR077 10 months ago
Durex condoms, they'll rip the hell open and scare the piss outta you everytime.
Jacktivities 10 months ago 336
people have this wrong. The bad condoms don't let you feel a thing. The good condoms (the one he's advertising) let you feel everything since men don't usually like wearing condoms since they don't let you feel everything.
RainbowOkami 11 months ago
oneadayporno(dot)com
oneaday5 11 months ago
DUREX MEGA THIS! AHAHAA OW!
OH GOD!
destroth0R 11 months ago
I don't get it
AstatineMime 11 months ago
@AstatineMime Well.... A boys peepee is sensitive.. So if you slam a car door on it... it's going to hurt... alot.
Now his brand of condoms made the car door ricochet off.
The bad peoples condoms no work, and hurt his very sensitive peepee. Understand? (:
Aragni96 11 months ago
@Aragni96 other way 'round, actually.
the "bad people's" concoms make the door bounce- he can't feel it.
his conoms, the durex, make you feel everything...
DiggrBoi 10 months ago
O_O...
WolfSlapsSillyYoko 11 months ago
crappy sound effects
ThePhilliesforlife 11 months ago
Thumbs up for the 32 seconds of pure screaming
Mrsnafu57 11 months ago
Which one is better
BarkyDarks 11 months ago
Press 6 for scream over and over. xD
Brycutie2 11 months ago 4
@Brycutie2 lmao win!
ghostmarines 11 months ago
@ghostmarines Hahah thanks! xD
Brycutie2 11 months ago
1452 people tried this at home
EpiiCHDz 11 months ago 2
This would be a whole lot funnier if it was in sync with the video (:
donred101 11 months ago 535
@donred101 watch?v=DHyVXJhCIvE
mskrussia 7 months ago
lol.
PinkyWhite01 11 months ago
i have got a feeling that i don't want to use his condoms... it looks like they hurt
Xkazathepro17X 11 months ago 3
Durex, so good our "Head" President changed his last name to Durex.
bonboog 11 months ago 2
@isplodedinyodaughter no.... not at all
JRLindgren22 11 months ago
And then the camra scrolls down and he actually hit his foot!!! XD
imaterminator 11 months ago
Stupid !
g5magic 11 months ago
Don't bother with dick balloons. Just go to the hardware and get a large roll of duct tape. Use as required. This will last you a long time, even if you tape up frequently.
DoctorLawyerWhatever 11 months ago
Im scared :PP!
MultiEmoBear 11 months ago
HahahahahHahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
xxxxB3llAxxxx 1 year ago
LOL
TopReachForgers 1 year ago
youtube.com/watch?v=DRqQcgxaP5g My durex advert for university
RMole123 1 year ago
Like this comment if you like my user name :D
isplodedinyodaughter 1 year ago
total fail that the sound was off lol
theazn07 1 year ago
View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on youtube
JOHN411S 1 year ago
@jwallbanger
GTFO you racist
xXxNomnomnomRAWRxXx 1 year ago
He Doesnt Have A Dick Hes 2 Far Away From The Door.
YahYahTrickSMD 1 year ago
thats racist
RoyMr28 1 year ago
@RoyMr28 how
tasskohvi 1 year ago
holy shit thats going to leave a mark or more
BlackYoshiFan64 1 year ago
View, Safe Sex In A Bottle, on youtube
JOHN411S 1 year ago
@TheMrjonesOf2010 no its not safe to double the condoms
ryanchatfield1313 1 year ago
i love my gf but i dont want her to get prego. is it safe to double the condoms??? what are the best ones ???? PLEASE HELP YO!!
TheMrjonesOf2010 1 year ago
@TheMrjonesOf2010 You don't need to double the condoms.
killerclown789 1 year ago
@TheMrjonesOf2010 Do not double the condoms
Use one condom of a certified brand, and ask her to take the pil or another woman contraceptive if you want to be even more safe.
Le1u 1 year ago
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nightrider155 1 year ago
hold 1
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filofito 1 year ago
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NITIShow 1 year ago
all condoms make sex pointless.
some guys say using condoms is like taking a shower with a raincoat on. i say it's more like wrapping your unit with duct tape then trying to masturbate in an oven mit.
what good is a girlfriend that makes you wear condoms? you might as well have a girlfriend that won't sleep with you at all, which is like living with your mom again. blehh.
problem is, without condoms you end up with babies, which is much worse than just jerking it alone every night.
jwallbanger 1 year ago
@jwallbanger What you do is, fuck her in the ass!
killerclown789 1 year ago
@killerclown789 yeah good luck find a gf that likes that. maybe i could borrow your gf coupla times a week?
jwallbanger 1 year ago
@jwallbanger Girls in your opinion don't like being ass fucked? You must come from China, where girl's asses are barely big enough for a crayon to fit in lol.
killerclown789 1 year ago
@killerclown789 Well I know they like it when you PAY THEM. Thing is, I don't need to pay for it, so I don't. And anyway all those escorts have herpes and warts. Go sit in an std clinic and watch how many come in to get their warts frozen off every day.
jwallbanger 1 year ago
@jwallbanger They like it because it fells nice for them.
I never heard of fucking ass warts before.. Never happened to any girl that I know.
Maybe you Chinese people get ass warts ^^
killerclown789 1 year ago