Monster Squad - Horace

[MrMegas2]

Is she a virgin?

In this day and age unfortunatly she Better be

[Pfletch83]

Nothing says lovin' like a pump shotgun.

[TheArtisanAlchemist]

Ah, for once the Gill-man had a cool design! Look at that face. Very parahna-like!

[Antichrist2000]

It's such a crime that The Creature didn't get more screen time. Because they did a beautiful job with its design.

[MannPower]

@Antichrist2000 - Yep - the Gill Man, to my knowledge, was the only one of the monsters designed by Stan Winston. They wanted to differentiate from the actual Creature from the Black Lagoon because of licensing issues with the character,

[MrJdmcknight]

NOW YOU TWO DUDES BETTER WATCH THE FAT KID WITH THE GUN, OR ELSE HE WILL GO COULUMBINE ON YOU LOL...  Jason+

[shimmyking4]

he did it a bit out he should have done it like this: "MY NAME *cocks shotgun* IS HORACE"

[copyright1982]

@shimmyking4 Meh. It was funnier how he did it. The musical flourish at the end really makes it, I think lol

[dumbtardface]

some of the lines in this movie shouldve been used in duke nukem forever

[hartwellsports]

Poor fat kid died like 2 years later of leukemia of somthing.

[tniggsdownsouf]

@hartwellsports he died of pneumonia in '97, 10 years after this movie was released.

[GTASmaxXx]

My name... is Horace *gun loading*

[dltanner99]

Horror novel see video book trailer

[Qualipus]

RIP fat kid

[phuturephunk]

You know, ROG from I-mockery got it right when he said that Hollywood should have just stopped making films after this scene, because it just doesn't get any awesomer than this.

[LoboFan1000]

9 people are fat kids that got killed by the creature

[booghasabearcub]

even when ya kill a man killing monster, fat kids get no respect. " hey fat kid" lmao

[Aclaysnake]

R.I.P horace

[Mumsuploadservice1]

MY NAME IS HORACE CLICK CLICK that is funny

[Mumsuploadservice1]

i love this movie

[glenm99]

Awesome rubber suit monsters of the past are way better than the crappy computer animated ones of the present.

[thedudude220]

EPIC

[IggyHazard]

It's only too bad he only scored one frag. He had the best weapon! How many frags did Rudy score?

[phuturephunk]

@IggyHazard LOL Rudy's KD was like 30-0. He was underage and SMOKED too! How much of a parental uproar would there be today if you had blatantly underaged kids smoking in film...in a movie geared towards kids no less!

[IggyHazard]

@phuturephunk Pissing off politically-correct parents is every American's civic duty. Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms uber alles!

}:-D

[heezysteezy]

hahah horace, what a champion

[DeliciousPoop]

lizard like creature has red blood?

[jwb864]

@DeliciousPoop i belive everything living thing has red blood

[ronin6401]

anyone else suddenly got a craving for fish and chips?

[TomatoeAssassin]

They did a really nice job of recreating the gill man.

[LoboFan1000]

@TomatoeAssassin his name is the creature from the black lagoon

[TomatoeAssassin]

@LoboFan1000 I suggest you watch the documentary "The Making of The Creature From The Black Lagoon".

He is always referred to as The Gill Man.

[AMDfreak27]

considering the wound it was loaded with slugs.

a 12 gauge slug would have almost knocked the kid though the glass door of the store. Ahhhh movies.

[jwb864]

@AMDfreak27 thats not true a 12 gauge would not throw thaT FAT KID THREW GLASS

[AMDfreak27]

@jwb864 yea thats why i said "almost"

[MegalonsRevenge]

@AMDfreak27 dude...who cares. its The Monster Squad...just enjoy it.

[ExcelNAG]

9 people are the creature from the black lagoon

[gigaironhulk]

does anyone know where i can wacth the creature from the black lagoon(1954)

[SweatySeagull]

@gigaironhulk yea look in my butthole

[gigaironhulk]

@SweatySeagull idiot

[Odinsboy87]

@GodzillaVsEveryone Yeah but the "Goldfish" was killed by a tubby twelve year old with a shotgun lol. Now if Bruce Campbell had nursed the Goldfish...

[a45027]

The dude who played Gill-Man played the Alien in AVP!

[ninjawraith17]

0:57

I'VE GOT A SHOTGUN!

*BAM!!*

[STEADDYTRAPPIN]

just got done watching this shit, funny as hell seeing a bunch of little kids swearing

[rocker251000]

LMAO 

[alexp9999]

i think i've been to that Burger King =P

[SatanicProdigy]

shoulda kicked him in the nards!

[RHCristobal]

little boy: Is she a virgin?

Old dude: wut?... Ah, hell no.

[hieveryoneimjosh]

We all owe Fred Dekker so much of our time! From Monster Squad to Night of the Creeps to Robocop Whatever. Thanks Fred!

[Alan7997]

"She can't read she's 5 years old!" WTF?!?!

[Kharn526]

@Alan7997 can you read fucking Latin ?

[Alan7997]

@Kharn526 German?

[foderahead]

The guy hiding in the shop, isn't that the dude from The Wonder Years?

[Timesobserver]

For its time, even by today's standards, this is great. That's a great looking creature from the Black Lagoon. Of course, if they did it today, they would mess it up by using CGI to create the monster.

[ultradawns]

is she a vershin?

[battyrams]

This movie is cool

[EMUmonster]

The creature from the black lagoon is a pussy. Look, one shot killed him.

[TheDarkNinja7]

@EMUmonster FROM A 12-GAUGE!

[jerayami]

This is fucking brutal.

[DarthDarksilver]

Fat.....Thin.......I'm the kid with the gun.

[DDRrez]

@DarthDarksilver

Gravy.......

[IggyHazard]

@DarthDarksilver Brilliant! \8-D

Why didn't I think of that? Anyway, Horace had the best weapon. Too bad he only got to use it once.

[ravenstromdans]

@DarthDarksilver That's smegging GENIUS. Although now I'm picturing Bruce Campbell's Ash as a fat kid named Horace in his youth.

[MrMegas2]

@DarthDarksilver Ash  Junior

[DarthDarksilver]

Fat.....Thin.......I'm the kid with the gun.

[hitchcockfan81399]

killing monsters, so easy a horace can do it

[TheSaxantonio]

it's too bad brent had to die at a young age well if you think 23 or 24 is young but still...but he kicks ass

[scurlcube]

oh, hell yeah!

[mokahquincy71]

Horace, the Bad Ass!!

[ConsumptionMayCause]

there is no way that five-year-old girl is a virgin

[09fragglerock]

@ConsumptionMayCause bahahahahaha

[ghostface320]

horace likes the snickers bars

[cuznspkerlol]

PWNED!

[Rodanscontrails]

A Classic !!!!!!!!

[oscar35803580]

Gill man looks fukin gay they should have stayed with the classic costume cuz this one looks like the predator in a.v.p

[philthyco]

@oscar35803580 this was many years b4 a.v.p kid..

[CollieLover23]

fuck this shit i though this was Monster Squad..

[potentiallyunsafe]

@CollieLover23 it is Monster Squad fool

[buffalobob74]

They did good on all the monsters, but the gill-man and the wolfman are the best designs.

[MrMegas2]

@buffalobob74 Can you believe Universal didn't want to do this movie?

[thesilentblackrose]

what the hell is that thing

[ObeyVonZip]

Jason Hervey always played such a twat. Good actor. Plus he's not a joke on Robot Chicken.

[yrag3891]

"MY NAME IS HORACE" 80s gold man could watch this film over an over

[balrog13571]

Oh man this is classic.

Still kinda weird seeing this since the Gill-Man got shot before in the 1st and 2nd movies and survived.....

[PinkChicken42]

She's no virgin.

[smokine2001]

for a 80s movie it has the best looking monsters then any other movie to date

[RocketSauce146]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I cried so fucking hard this is brilliant

hey fat kid. Good job

[sleepymofo]

My name is Horace.

[trymehard]

oh shit. 1:14 is the funniest shit..

[chronicx100]

thats fucken retarded who trys to beat down A monster

[ReL2TM]

I MISS YOU STAN WINSTIN!! Best monsters you have creatured by far!!

[tedlicious]

Great movie, but is this movie sending the message that fat kids are cool? That would be wrong. Fat kids can be funny at times-- but never cool.

[Equint77]

they can never make a movie like this again.... classic 80's gold.

[Ponchodelamancha]

Best versions of the classic monsters ever! Stan Winston mutha fucka!

[Tritan71]

stupid cops why didnt they just use the gun and live

[Zubirrex]

My name... is Horace! Loved this movie when I was a kid.

[vonsmitty1313]

There's a metal band that are named after Scary German Guy...

[morbidchid]

A terrible scene. In a terrible movie.

[SweatySeagull]

you fool

[Nightsparrow626]

MY NAME

IS HORACE

[dANNY2813]

@Nightsparrow626

HEY FAT KID GOOD JOB

[Nightsparrow626]

@dANNY2813 THX BRO

[topbluffa1]

ahahhahahahah.

[ATR108]

alright heres another one....who would win between sloth and frankenstein?

[dangerfeel]

franky. sloth's too gentle.

[ATR108]

who would win in a fight horace or chunk from the goonies?

[CrashLanden]

I'm pretty sure Chunk would, since Horace died in the 90s.... Chunk would also have Sloth backin' him up.... This video makes me simultaneously happy and sad. Great politically incorrect kids' movie with Stan Winston effects. Awesome upload. Love seeing Scarey German Guy too.

[Clone56]

Just saw a picture of Chucnk now and he is all skinney, wtf

[1015287]

what what what what what what looks like a gook with downs

[BigDumbJerk]

What!

[crabbypants1978]

LOL 0:07 keep clicking on it.

[SweatySeagull]

hahahahaha awesome dude

[crabbypants1978]

That lagoon greature had to be one of the best effects of that year in film

[KurtMcGowan]

HORACE omg lol this show looks awesome, someone tell me what it is!!!

[Dariodevil]

It's a film called The Monster Squad from 1987. Get it on DVD, it may seem like a kids' movie but it's got teeth. :-D

[titanasaurus]

omg lol

[excitacion]

Hahahahahahahahhaha my name is horace (H)

[drixg555]

Weaknesses of monsters: Wooden stakes, garlic, holy water and sunlight for Dracula. Silver bullets for Wolfman. Magic book of the dead for The Mummy. Gillman? CALL HORACE!

[CrashLanden]

Wolfman's weakness: Kick him in the nards. Wolfman's got nards.

[drixg555]

That is if he isn't wearing a cup. Also, is it overkill if you shoot Wolfman in the nards with silver bullets?

[CrashLanden]

LOL Shoot him in the nards!

[iceboy207]

lol look at 1:17!

[PsychoCircusMonkey]

EPIC WIN

[GoblinXXX]

All their monsters looked good, but their Gillman was by FAR the best looking of them all.

[jdigitalseven]

Wayne from the wonder years is a coward!!

[WolfySnackrib666]

That bald man just took that girls virginity.

[Antichrist2000]

yeah great and all but why did they have to give the Creature from the black lagoon such a crap death ....

ah well

[evantrude]

i know i mean in his own movies it had to like take a couple bullets to hurt him alot eh?

[Antichrist2000]

Exactly !

[GoblinXXX]

Yeah, we needed more Gillman-- And he should have flopped around a little like a fish when he got shot! ;)

[XxgamonxX]

"my name is Horace" "cocks shotgun" lol

[IggyHazard]

GodzillaVsEveryone: That right there is comedic gold and I applaud you with frantic applause. XD

[IggyHazard]

Horace's moment of glory. One of my favorite scenes. He deserved his vindication. And he got to use the best weapon ever for slaughtering monsters -- a Do0m-style shotgun. XD

[kyleclev1]

XD YES SHE S A VIRGIN!

[BiancaVagina]

i dont get the part about the virgin. they are looking for a virgin but ALL those kids are virgins unless they are inplying they aren't. or are they looking for just a virgin girl?! cause the whole time they were saying they were just looking for A virgin

[cartoonking3]

that lucky son of a bitch gets to hold the gun O_0

[venom1dark]

lol I wanna gun

[funtimes06]

3 words: scary. german. guy.

[jaydawgy84]

my name is horace

[astarock29]

Is she a Vertion Yes a VIRGIN ...!!! I love that movie.. A LOT ... good memories ..

[Dinobot2468]

is she a virgin, yes she is a virgin. hahahahahahahahaha

[irishguy7218]

classic!  best part of the movie

[gb42760ad1972]

I like that movie. Thanks irish guy for the share. I'm surprised nobody has remade THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON. Maybe in a new version, the creature could get the girl and they both live happily ever after. Peace, George.

[kurtzisaX]

they are remaking it dumbass.

2009

[AILD105]

horace looks like my little brother

[gorski983]

My name.. IS HORACE.

[iceboy207]

DA DA DAAAAAAAAN!

See 1:18

[youngdragon32]

See kids... this is what happens to little Goldie when you flush him while he's trying to nap. He grows ridiculously huge, and oddly bipedal, runs amok, and eventually gets dropped by some random fat kid (or Chuck Norris, whoever happens to come along first). This just goes to show children... eat them, don't flush them...

[youngdragon32]

This was by far the best gill-man in all cinema thus far. It's a shame he only got like to major scenes in the film. Speaking of shame, this movie, though great as a kid flick, really had a ton loopholes in the plot. I mean c'mon... Dracula is alive for like half a day and scores some pimped out goth wheels and a house that just happens to have a dungeon with an ancient artifact hidden in it?

[xxxkingjoexxx]

''BO-GUS'' -FRANKENSTEIN...best line in the movie.

[BigDumbJerk]

tugs on jackets

"What!"

fucking hilarious

[Adamguy2003]

Way to go, Horace!

[mrjesse999]

wolf mans got nards

and the creature doesnt

lol

[vrs400]

The DVD of this movie is amazing. Watch the extras. The part about Brent Chalem is quite sad, but an awesome tribute nonetheless. Poor guy, he died so young and was one of my favorite Monster Squad kids.

[irishguy7218]

was that horace

[Kev95682]

PONCE DE LEOWNED!

[TheZaius]

I love that music at the end.

Doo-doo-DOOOO!

[johnnyhorror92182]

Whoa...those Walking Catfish are gettn' big.

[JiggyDon]

poor fishy mob :'(

[TEKUAPETLA]

What was the year of the film?

[dukejs]

1987

[goldenage]

poor creature from black lagoon.

[TheDareDevil7]

GILLMAN! Creature! ack! my favorite!

[darthneji1992]

lol mine 2 , he looks so kool in this movie!

[humanice2]

hahahaha!

wtf, and "she is a virgin?? I take her!" wtf is this movie.. what's the name of it?

[SweatySeagull]

haha if you've never seen this movie i bet this clip makes no sense

[spritefish]

ROFL! as funny as your comment was, It said "She cant read, shes 5 years old. - I'll help her" As it appears, the only way to stop the monsters is for a virgin to read something.

[humanice2]

hm, I understand the scene now and I just downloa... I mean bought it and I'm gonna check it out.

[stevesuity]

See, this "ancient text" gets rid of the monsters, see...

"See Spot. See Spot run," see...

[SidNightWalker]

Hell yeah Horace, blow his ass away that's right.

[tommythebritish]

no no no no he's supposed to say "my name is fat kid" because I know I would rather be called that than have to hear the most retarded name ever to be called out to me! "Horace" thats a name that I wouldn't even give to a retard or even a piece of art

[spritefish]

ROFL! I have to agree, thats not the most flattering of names. LMAO!

[Live4ever]

this sucks. give me fred savage

[TampaRed]

Hahahaha.

[boyboy1080]

who?

[toxinom]

GOD WHY WHY WHY CREATURE!?!?!?!?

[demoman87]

haha, my name is HORACE!