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  • recipe starts at 430 lol

  • Is that a Winnebago?

  • hahahahahahaha dude, this rhyming shit is a mazing

  • good guy I love his testimony

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  • Brother,you are a rockstar!

  • This guy's not crazy, he's brilliant; he's just joyously celebrating a healthy life. I'm glad he hasn't patched up his body with tattoos and piercings like alot of people in the business.

  • the worser the taste the better it is for you

  • if i wasnt into this kind of stuff id say this guy is so crazy!

  • God...talks to you? Right.....

  • uh...what?

  • Pull your pants up man, I'm tryin' to eat here!

  • ...ahhhh just taking the piss a wee bit... reeee-lax! the looney rant you did at the beginning of this vid was worthy of my faux-rap, so it was. My IQ is healthy enough... and yes it too, is powered by green juice. I tried one of your recipes too... "don't use too much mustard greens.." words to live by. Enjoy the road to fame and fortune! May it be a green one...

  • @SurveyofFilmMusic Sorry, I didn't understand your personality! I learned a valuable lesson from this! Peace...

  • ;-)

  • This is the rapture weve been hearing about...Who knew it was as easy to get saved as eating food.

  • I love juicing, I love being healthy. My 3 yearl old daughter helps me juice and after your video was over she asked if we could make some. I'm surprised she watched your video. Juice time!!

  • what...the...fuck

    

  • you are too cool man

  • Awesome energy!!! I love juicing too, but all I have is a JuiceManJr. looks like you have the iron man. If you dont mind me asking, what brand, model, year is yours. That thing looks like it could juice a lava rock. I must have. Thank you for all the energy for others energy and well being.

  • The biggest thing this guy juices is his dick haha

  • @jamesarongray Funny as shit.

  • At 9:48 he walks offscreen to puke.

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  • RandomUploads82 Just got back from my first day at gym, made myself my first ever green juice and slugging it down. My taste buds are on an all high. Wish me luck with my new healthy life guys, I really need the support. 3 days ago

  • I love this character. I BELIEVE IN KALE!

  • Dude put a shirt on,yeah,I get it...juicing is good,I juice myself

  • HAHHAHA seriously ur golden dan the man wooo woo !!

  • 1stCollegeCutie lol (rapping jesus) that was funny but he is an amazing person god bless him". :)

  • Amen bro" you are the mighty man bro i love your body it looks Amazing" you are GloWing bro you look awsome thank you and peace be with you". :)

  • lovely

    

  • He's rapping! lmfao

  • "i got a pair" lol

    

  • he turns me on the way he pummels leafy greens down into that Breville. its like, you just know hes good at sex. i love his random 5mins of whatever that was in the begining...LMAO!!! he was a raping Jesus lol.

  • @1stCollegeCutie Thnx :)

  • today is my 3rd day juicing and i was wondering how much juice i have to drink daily?? im 285 pounds and i drink 16oz, 3 times a day and lot of water nothing else... i dnt know if that is safe or i need to drink more juice ..plz reply with your opinions.

  • @1987rafaelmunoz you can drink as much as you want, as well as water. there is no min or max.

  • there isn't a mother, just a Father and the only way to Him is trough His Son Jesus. I used to be like you, a new ager but now I got born-again, read the NT in the Bible and you will see what i mean. i'm a girl

  • where is the video about  teeth.. I'd like to watch it :)

  • he's so high....

  • okay...stop yacking and get to the juices!!!! What nonsense!

  • press number one while watching the video.......people get touched

  • HOLY SHIT ITS JESUS!!

  • whasss dis guy smokin???

  • your better then soulja boi at rapping

  • If you can't make it through Dan's psychobabble, here's the "secret" recipe: Fairly random amounts of:

    • Celery

    • Parsley

    • Kale

    • Spinach

    • Apple

    • Pear

    Toss into juicer (Dan uses Breville in this video).

    Drink.

    May taste like fresh lawn clippings to the uninitiated.

  • I've never heard so much bullsh*t outside of a jailhouse.

  • yeah, can you stop the Dr. Seuss crap and just give the recipe?

  • What type of machine (food processor) is that?

  • @winterhills juicer

  • i admire u for eating healthy, i love vegies myself, but i think u're too skinny, u should eat more or at least more proteins or fats

  • I LOVE YOU,

    Elena

  • Man you are one extra ordinary character! I love your energy and message (except the crazy god stuff). Keep it up!

  • I love kale

  • I like the humor make you wanna juice even more

  • im with you dude but stop rhyming

  • My teeth have weakened. Now I know how to strengthen them. Thanks!

  • woah. this dude was clean shaven on the video made the day before this.

  • You are the worst rapper I have ever heard. But thanks for the good information on juicing.

  • @1:57: turn up the volume. Nice fart, dude.

  • @neilicious

    Shit was cash.

  • Teaching and rhyming. Cool! I here ya!!

  • Hey Dan, my dentist said to me the other day "whats good for the body is good for the teeth". Thanks for you service and dedication to us.

  • ok, im really genuinly happy i have found this channel lol. more people need to experience the amazing feeling you get with eating healthly.

  • yummy mmm

  • god bless u dan n krista. thanks for the knoledge you provide us with. you have motivated my boyfriend and i to eat more fruits and vegetables. you are an angel that the lord sent us to guide us. we love u.

  • how would raw foodists live without juicers and blenders???

  • I do agree that natural foods are way beter but I still feel that meat is an essential part of the Human Diet im afriad. I think Processed foods this includes veggies too are the problem not meat.

  • @akbar2k7 I recommend watching 'a delicate balance'. It demonstrates in a very scientific and yet easy to understand way why the problem is animal protein, especially casein.

  • Yo Dan! Love to Love to Love the Love you spread! Anyway what are you thoughts on high speed juicers like the one shown in this video killing the enzymes do to the heat thats produced from the high speed blade. Hola@choboi! ~HiDef

  • this clown thinks he so hot, must be high on something.....

  • @dgough88 i think he is high....i think hes funny cool and i like the health ting but hes defo on the green lol

  • @dgough88 ur probably a fat fuck who hates on Dan and has a pizza slice on one hand and a cheese burger on the other you piece of shit. come out off the closet.

  • @studpolicesexy hey brother, don't be so hateful and offensive.

  • @studpolicesexy ...hey, hey take it easy stud! no need for that kind of language on the internet... if it wasn't for RED MEAT, and CHEEZE we wouldn't be here!

  • @dgough88 I'd rather be high on health than low on junk. I intend to get that high.

    Can you dig it?

    :)

  • Dan - i'm curious why you use a centrifugal juicer instead of a masticating juicer when research has shown that a masticating juicer is actually better to use (in terms of getting maximum nutrients, etc). Is it just a time thing?

  • "One lady said 'theres no protein in spinach!' Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, right, what planet are you on?!" Love ya

  • This video cured my insomnia.

  • Dog you high as a Georgia kite! "God's Herb"

  • My body is pretty much as fat-free as yours and don't get me wrong, I do appreciate a lean, toned physique. As an amateur mountaineer, I cannot afford to be beefy or overweight and stamina is a key component. But your shoulder bones are jutting out and that's not very healthy.

    There's a difference between being slim and being plain reed-thin!

  • Man, you need to put some muscle to those bones. I can send you some very good lamb recipes if you like :-)

  • hey liferegenerator , i wanted to thank you because i have seen a lot of your videos and you have been a great help to change my way of thinking GREAT JOB DUDE YOU ARE MY HERO

  • Dan the man ur juicing vegies with fruit, i thought the human stomach can only digest 1 type of food concentrate at 1 time, plz make a video on food combining :)

  • I LOVE THIS DAN! KEEP EM COMING! PS YOU ARE GREAT @ THE RYME!

  • he seems high as fuck lol

  • 9:14

  • You look underweight.

  • You are malnorished.

    You look like you can't even lift 75lbs over your head.

    You are spouting bullshit.

    Please, stop. Stop pretending that you're 'healthy'.

  • hwo much do you weigh and what is your body fat percentile?

  • just wanted to say your videos are inspiring! thanks for posting.

  • have you ever thought of bringing your body with you in the afterlife?

  • Dan the Man you look a lot better with a beard. Jus Sayin'

  • Ur body s so cool no big tummy....

  • Oh my god! Who the fuck can watch 10 minutes of this loser talking!?? Fucking christ what a flake!

  • great man....

  • You're SO FUCKING HIGH DUDE! You can tell when people are stoned when you're high, and i'm so high, you're fucking bakeddd nigga.

  • Do you use the pulp from your juicing for other veggie dishes?

  • you are a sweet , sweet man

  • love the poems thanks :)

  • is there such a thing as eating to many veggies? I crave kale, but don't want to eat more then my body needs.

  • What a fag trying to rap

  • The most healthy man I have ever seen, Dan! You look to be in perfect shape! Glad I found your vids, and I now look forward to juicing and appreciating what is whole and healthy. Respect the body and respect the life force.

    Jeanne

  • Very cool dude! You are an awsome human being my man!

  • durn that looks good

  • Thank you you have been very inlightning.

  • Can you dig your GREENS??? :)

    I can. :)

  • Thanks for sharing what you've learned with us & opening yourself to new knowledge. My body's going through major changes right now after living a life of riding it hard, not maintaining / taking proper care of it and basically seriously burning it out in more ways than one... This is the first time in my life I have begun to treat it well & really listen to what it's telling me.

    Thanks again! I'll be tuning in.

  • Seriously?.@#!*^? I know you're encouraging us to eat clean, but I just can't stop steering at your body...not in a lustful way, but it is BEAUTIFUL!!!! Guess it goes without saying that whatever you put in will come out....and, it certainly shows! I am so going to try this tomorrow. Thanks for sharing!

  • He's the jesus christ of juicing! Literally

    No joke I rock a jack la lanes pro bitches it gets the job done...

  • Kundalini food.

  • i wanna get this on itunes hah seriously deep stuff though man i understand and ill be able to kee up with you eventually :[) thanks man

  • Brother where is this mountain, I'm so there

  • I've got celery...

  • Hey brutha, Thanks for the positive energy and the Green Juice tips! Love yer style! Keep the great vids and the energy flowing, May YHWH be with you!

  • Also you have an awesome body. Looks absolutely healthy!

  • Do you use Dr. Bronner's to wash your veggies? Do you eat organic? I only ask because veggies often have parasitic eggs that need to be washed off and Dr. Bronner's is the only soap without tons of bull*** in.

  • @guitarobsessed85 I use Bronner's to clean my body and shampoo my hair, but it isn't appropriate for washing produce! I use veggie wash, just follow this link but first replace each 'dot' with a '.'

    veggie-wash(dot)life-regenerat­or(dot)com

  • @liferegenerator hey what do you think about washing veges in a diluted hydrogen peroxide solution?

  • @liferegenerator I just had 1 whole cucumber, a bunch of kale, a handful of spinach, 4 beets, 6 stalks of celery, 3 carrots, 1 apple, raw kombucha, aloe vera juice, and ginger! I had that at 8 o clock for breakfast, and i'm not even hungry at 2:00. My parents don't like that i'm only having juice for breakfast... What should I say?

  • @noahmariogreene ... Keep in mind Noah.. Juicing is great.. it gives your lower intestines a break.. but if we don't put a bit of food in .. say at least once a day... unless your fasting...it could mess your body up a bit.. Sam Gerard at the ultimate life. com could explain it well...Enjoy your juicing.

  • @Chucksbca Thank you! However, I do eat for lunch AND dinner. It's just breakfast lol!

  • @guitarobsessed85

    Kool-Aid. That stuff is crap! Read the label. ALL psycho-babble rhetoric.

    This guy in this video is a FREAK and a Psycho-Babbler as well.

    These are the types of persons who are giving healthy-living a poor reputation as a world of idiots.

    Effing Brainwashed parrots!

  • @marklast2007 What are you even talking about?

  • @guitarobsessed85

    "Dr. Bronners"

  • Haha I like the psychobabble on the label. I get to laugh in the shower, but I do like the soap.

  • Haha I love the swagger and confidence at the beginning when your just talking with attitude that says "Bitch if you don't drink this drink, you ain't living sucka! Great work! You are speaking from the soul.

  • I love rvs too!

  • Hey liferegenorator,

    How do you make your living? (Whats your day job)

    just curious ;)

  • @garden73 I am a YouTube Partner

  • @liferegenerator

    rock on!

  • @liferegenerator what is that mean ? you tube has partners? and they get paid?

    interesting :)

  • @liferegenerator So you don't have a job

  • @ivory3908 none of ur bussiness fat swine, why do u ask, would you like to hire him stupid nosy hater. ur probably a fat bitch who's trying to lose weight and hates on good looking people like dan.

  • @garden73 Dan the man barely has any plan

  • Dan rox!! Lovin the poetry intro! Off the cuff! "Fill the clip!" Classic!!! Juice sounds good too

  • Dan rox!! Lovin the poetry intro! Off the cuff! "Fill the clip!"  Classic!!! Juice sounds good too.

  • Lol u cant wait for the juice so u eat it before you put it in the processor...I love it.

  • looking like jesus up there dan, LOL keep up the good work

  • Juicing with or without the pulp????????

  • I watched several vids by you but one day I was contemplating having weightloss surgery. Seeing your vid made me think twice. I know what to do. I've read all the books and watched all vids i can. However, there is a disconnect somewhere in me that makes me backslide. It is frustrating.

  • OK so i drank a really tall glass of this juice this morning, and would advise others to start smaller. I think maybe my body was not prepared for that much strong vegetable juice even after drinking wheatgrass for a week. I feel drained, maybe the difference between medicine and poison is the dosage?

  • I'm drinking this juice right now

  • That drink would go well with a big porterhouse steak.

  • You have such a great vibe. Thanks for sharing :)

  • hey i looking to get a juicer,i was looking at the Tribest Z-Star Manual Juicer looks like a great deal, do have any advice for a first time juicer buyer? :) thanks

  • @PsychedeliSandwich Hi yes, just go to juicer(dot)life-regenerator(do­t)com - you can find a clickable link for it on my channel page as well as on the info sections beneath most of my videos, especially newer vids, thanks! :D

  • hahahahaha great Great GREAT!

    just great bro!

  • Great stuff Dan!!!

  • be my teacher men i want to change my life want to clean my conscience i really start to feel bad when i eat meat and syf like that :(

  • You kinda look like Jesus.

  • @jgq85 I call him the "food jesus"

  • The Horns of Baphomet...

  • this juice is much better in a blender with water .. you lose too much fibre by juicing .. eat the whole foods, not just the juice .. thanks for your inspiration man, the world is a better place with the liferegenerators presence

  • Good channel, good advice - although Spinach is a great food, yet because it has oxalic acid in it - it should be cooked.... as far as I can see - please comment

  • hahahaha i love when you said that thing is the fountain of youth.

  • you and your veges are super hot! I can dig it!!

  • MC Dan! freestylin!

  • Dan, Have you eaten raw plantain bananas or chestnuts. How about brussel sprouts? Yum! Not! These are supposed to be cooked! Same with kidney beans and many other winter foods. Even some fruits (like the plantain) are supposed to be eaten only after having been broken down in some manner. How can we safely eat these and other winter foods and still maintain the live quality (enzymes & nutrients) of the food? You are the man. You should know the answer to these questions!!!!!!!!

  • @VitalityMassage

    Dehydrator

  • I want to be as healthy as you! I am seriously overweight and I have been watching your videos for a few days and i have decided that your way is the way to go!!! I'm with ya Dan

  • I've been bringing a bag of lettuce and spinach to school as part of my lunch. Just raw and plain. The other kids, they don't know what to think. They're like 'raw carrots, plain. Lettuce? Are you a rabbit?' And I'm just like 'Can you dig it?'

  • Baby! I can dig it! Oh yeah!!! Keep on solider you are doing it right and living the higher life!

  • Fantastic intro! You went on and on and on, lol. You know you the man. =D

  • dan the man

    with a poet plan

  • Thanks

  • YUMM PEAR, I in season will eat one a day at least .

  • Just wondering if u have ever thought about getting a juicer that doesn't waste so much produce? Like the omega vrt330 or another single/double auger juicer.

  • I have used them all! I can juice the produce, clean the juicer and put it back together in under 5 minutes so the Breville is the most practical for someone like me who is very busy...

  • @redjohn72 The omega auger juicers are great because they don't create so much friction (the lower speed also oxidizes less and lets the juice keep in the fridge for a day or 2) and they also extract leafy greens 10 times better than any centrifugal juicer can. They can also be cleaned in under a minute.

    The only problem with them is that it takes a little more time to do the actual juicing because of a smaller feed tube. I find the benefits far outweigh this minor problem though.