If you're one of those women who like to laugh at the little things in life, then I'm afraid that you won't be laughing at mine. I'm more likely to make you groan with pleasure. I'm joking, but many's a true word is spoken in jest. You're so pretty that you've got me grinning like a Cheshire cat and you'll soon be purring like one if you come with me.
im going to use this shit on a girl. i swear to god i will. i'll also grab that same girl and have her at my house by the end of the yr due to these lame pick-lines.
My fav one when used on me is Guy: Sorry but I think you have something of mine Girl:What? Guy: Well I was walking by and saw you and the next thing I know I can't find my heart
@GwenKimDacones i couldve swore ive seen your face before (where have you seen my face?) oh yeah i remember... in the dictionarry u were under wooohooo!
@PoxZProductions -__- i would not fall for those i'd kick them so hard they'd fall on their face and i've heard the 3rd one before and lemme say this...CHEESY AS HELL!
a penis is also barfing or trowing up when its happy
asdasd2894 3 weeks ago
Nyc. Lol jokes I can spell. Nice.
IRENTYOURMOTHER 1 month ago
nyc
MsChristina0303 1 month ago
Dude a lot of these lines are proper cheesy :L
xPurpleSmartieX 1 month ago
nyc.
tin2x103097 2 months ago
aw man what song is this?
TerribleAroundWomen 2 months ago
did it hurt when you fell out of your moms vagina?
partayywitcay 2 months ago
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If you're one of those women who like to laugh at the little things in life, then I'm afraid that you won't be laughing at mine. I'm more likely to make you groan with pleasure. I'm joking, but many's a true word is spoken in jest. You're so pretty that you've got me grinning like a Cheshire cat and you'll soon be purring like one if you come with me.
zytigon 2 months ago
im going to use this shit on a girl. i swear to god i will. i'll also grab that same girl and have her at my house by the end of the yr due to these lame pick-lines.
jsharps1000 3 months ago
I said the band-aid line to 3 girls and every one of them smiled. :)
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bekimmm1 4 months ago
Most of these lines were crap..
MilitantMovieBuff 5 months ago
if cupid was a muderer...i would stand before u to get hit first@@
210290537 5 months ago
Guy: Is your body from Mcdonalds?
Girl: Why? Because your lovin it?
Guy: No, because it's fat and greasy.
TheStud822 5 months ago 2
My fav one when used on me is Guy: Sorry but I think you have something of mine Girl:What? Guy: Well I was walking by and saw you and the next thing I know I can't find my heart
tigeryourface 5 months ago
hey! does this napkin smell like chlorophorm to u? * put it up to the girls face then move it fast* just kiddin my names____ can i buy u a drink? lol
SpongebobLuvr4evr96 8 months ago 2
I got one...
if I had a flower for every time I was thinking about you then I'd have a garden to walk in forever. :)
hellokittyz4 8 months ago 4
what song is this? someone tell me pls!
Eimouttuhdihspflace 8 months ago
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
MeloMan723 10 months ago 21
@MeloMan723 dont forget he has an eye he cant see out of :P
DeathApothecary12 2 months ago
@GwenKimDacones i couldve swore ive seen your face before (where have you seen my face?) oh yeah i remember... in the dictionarry u were under wooohooo!
jpur32 11 months ago
"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."
makeuplessgirl 1 year ago 5
@makeuplessgirl lol nice :)
Shimeana 11 months ago
boy:how do i tell a girl i love her
girl:i know lets practice i pretend to be your crush and you tell me you luv mke ok go
Boy:i love you
girl:i love you too now go tell her
boy: i already did
jeriahdeathshade123 1 year ago 49
@jeriahdeathshade123 SHIT! u should have used that one... but i still have my girl so its oke!!
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natashiaminglech 1 year ago
lol
Cheska202 1 year ago
@GwenKimDacones did it work
RubenHuizar15 1 year ago
@GwenKimDacones imma try that one
RubenHuizar15 1 year ago
0:28 doesnt make sense a fallen angel is a demon
uzamaki32 1 year ago
the name of the song is sweet dream by Jang Nara
sarydares14543 1 year ago
I love this song..You just pick the right song, you know. What is the name of the song?
You're pick-up lines weren't that good neither bad.
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LilLkjhgt 1 year ago
I hate this song!!!! you should put like "just the way you are" or something""
FIGHTINGFATCOWS 1 year ago
KYA SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THIS SONG IS CALLED ITS SOOO PRETTY
missolareclipse 1 year ago
My top 5 pickup lines:
1. Are both your parents retarded? 'Cause you look very special.
2. You know, im actually an astronaut.. And my next trip is to Uranus.
3. I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
4. My ride left without me, can you give me one?.
5. Are you made in China? 'Caus you look very cheap.
PoxZProductions 1 year ago 2
@PoxZProductions those have got to be the worst pick-up lines I've ever heard. If anyone said those to me they would be slapped
missolareclipse 1 year ago
@missolareclipse I guess you don't realise that those lines were a joke... You're the one who should be slapped
PoxZProductions 1 year ago 3
@PoxZProductions I kinda figured but with the world right now, you never know *cough*theRealBadguy*cough*
missolareclipse 1 year ago
@PoxZProductions -__- i would not fall for those i'd kick them so hard they'd fall on their face and i've heard the 3rd one before and lemme say this...CHEESY AS HELL!
xXSuperCuteNekoXx 1 year ago