Dave Chappelle in For What Its Worth (Part 1)

[splitlogboy913]

chocolate?!!! dis is doo doo bay bee

[ADUBSkillsitBRO]

6 dislikes, "let me think"!!! XD



[longluvedrappers]

THANKS MAN!!!!

[HankWilliamsForPrez]

cahpell its the funniest man on the planet hands down.

[cgj819312]

this whole video was extremely funny but that white dude scream from 9:19-9:24 was extremely funny. lmao dave is the best

[21julianho]

add the subtitles lol not even close



[tubekyle2]

I respect Dave's reasons for quitting The Chappelle Show. He is one of those few individuals who loves his craft and felt that he was prostituting himself before everyone has a jester. Just reading Wikipedia you'll get his insight.

[TheBL1tZKrieG]

2:34 tits

[DeepV00]

Im number 666 thats liked this video

[PHDdARkNeSs]

@DeepV00 well ur number 1 wanker

[hyshyco]

I could not contain myself the first time i saw this...

[Joeysnamehere]

thumbs up if you think "Thumbs up" is something only a fucking worthless retard would ask people to do!!

[gunabuser15]

@Joeysnamehere sir you just called your self a worthless retarded person

[Joeysnamehere]

@gunabuser15 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

[Joeysnamehere]

@Joeysnamehere bread makes me poop!! I got mail, I got mail, I got mail...hey lady, do you got mail?

[1017ceejay]

4 people have doodoo on their face

[1987BORNfly]

Calm the f*ck down..u gonna get me shottt!! Lmao

[irukaio]

@ staminaman007 4 people were-- shut the fuck up!! ಠ_ಠ...ass

[staminaman007]

4 people were jerking off at the back of the bus...

[ygrichboy331]

this is doo doo baby!!! lmao

[KIMBODATHOE]

Dave qot some small ass hands lol

[whatizthisidonteven]

BACK UP BACK THE FUCK UP *Jerkin motion*

[KingDRaGx]

Come on dawg you hittin my elbows.Lol

Put your GOD DAMN COCK up. XD

[xDEATHCRUSHx]

yeeah thata how we do it in the bay! We got a blend of peaceful,chill,and rugged

[snoooplove]

2:33 thats what i call Booooooooooooooooooobs

[EarLoOoOoOn]

hey man! what's all this... chocolate on yo face?! muthafuckuh!

chocolate? this is doo-doo baybeh!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[dabears5468]

your not gonna have a normal day if a homeless dude busts a nut on your forehead at 8 o'clock in the morning. thats a wrap for the rest of the day

[DeftonesFan95]

"Welcome to Oakland Bitch!!" hahahahahahahaha

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[Emmetthalefarnsworth]

the fuck is burkenstocks?

[66888NNUTTHOWZE46993]

if you dont think dave chappelle is the best comedian ever, then you obviously dont know who he is...

[kiwi047]

@66888NNUTTHOWZE46993 so out of EVERY comedian you saying he the best? yeah he funny but not the best.

[66888NNUTTHOWZE46993]

@kiwi047 yes actualy, i AM saying he's the best

[zegh8578]

@66888NNUTTHOWZE46993 im inclined to aggree. altho other comedians are known for being more "serious", deep, into politics, they often tend to be preachy and not all too inventive in their routine. dave has a very creative way of delivering his comedy. he is brilliant.

[pomy86]

who knows the name of the song?

[Split006]

To me a great comedian is one that can keep you laughing even if you heard his material over and over again. I've watched this show a bunch of time and i can never stop laughing

Dave Chappelle = Greatest Stand-Up Comedian of this Era!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdnanMajor]

"cmon dawg, you hittin' my elbows!" HAHAHAHAAHAHA~!!

[AlbinoGorrilaz]

Thumbs up if you think Dave Chappelle should come out of retirement.

[MidnightThrash]

@AlbinoGorrilaz Maybe to do stand-up, but I hope he never returns to the Chappelle Show. It, and I quote him, "ruined his life".

[unbound12345]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS THE GOD DAMN INTRO!!!

[unbound12345]

@unbound12345 BE THANKFUL HE UPLOADED YOU UNGRATEFUL ASS!

[IrbisVaron9001]

@unbound12345

Agreed.

[funkywhat334]

Does ANYONE know the name of the song that's playing on the intro?!?!? 

[MoneymanMSK]

I don't have enough thumbs to agree with everyone who says Dave is the funniest guy ever - hell yes he is!

[RalphMuskinyaar]

compared to the rest of the world. this man right here is the funniest stand up comedian to ever live

[Jun123]

"Welcome to Oakland Bitch!!"

Guy in the background: "YEAH!!!!"

[D3zii1]

Men, that Intro is Sick..

[6thSenseProduction]

How was this guy jackin' off for 45 min ?? Lmaoo

[micolo123]

WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!!!

[aduunka]

Rashumbah!! He can't cum on all of us!!!

[sabor1989]

@aduunka lol what the hell is rashumbah? that doesnt even make sense lol. he says "rush him"

[Cormega006]

His general voices when describing other people and white people are amazing.

[aDveebay]

thumbs up

[1stdeadpresident]

3:20 funniest shit ever. lmao

[180crazy]

Each one of Chappelle's videos have over 100k hits and not 1 has dislikes in the double digits. That's how you know Chappelle is not only legit but really a gifted comedian.

[david292978]

dave chappelle man, you are one of the greatest and most real persons ive ever had the chance to know. ill die with a smile knowing you walked this shithole of a planet

[FreestyleRapr]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN CRACK SMOKED SO CASUALLY BEFORE! lol oh damn lol

[muki420]

2:34 I CANT GET THOSE TITS OUT OF MY HEAD

[ayyyspeegle]

welcome to oakland BITCH! HAHAHA

[Shea354]

@zeshani0009 If you're talkin about the interview he did, I think that it was Inside The Actor's Studio

[burningboy017]

Intelligent & Funny hard to find in a Black Comedian

[Shea354]

@burningboy017 That's because they get paid to portray stereotypes

[burningboy017]

@Shea354 you're right

[Shea354]

@burningboy017 Sad, huh? At least he didn't get famous for wearing a dress like most other black comedians.

[180crazy]

i really with i knew what the intro song is.

[dlogan93]

intro song was tooo sick.

[LocoGroove]

Funniest man alive.

[crawdizzle88]

WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!! XD

[uprightking]

Personally, the funniest stand up comedian I know.

[Cnupoc]

he's so fucking intelligent ! DAMN ! I LOVE HIS STYLE !

[w00dst0ck415]

come on dog u hittin my elbows

just stop it son

just stop it

[1TigerAce]

Whats the name of his intro song?

[SullyEntertainment]

He needs to make another stand up. Long Live the Chappelle's.

[ThePurplehaze89]

I was sittin' next to this mothafuck I had to say somethin' !

[steviemalcolm]

What's the tune in the background?

[missmaestro1]

'the following presentation is rated TV MA.' WTF does that mean? Just show Dave Chapplle

[Blood0cean]

@missmaestro1 it means its for a Mature auidnce moron which u are not.

[missmaestro1]

@Blood0cean did you just call me a moron for NOT knowing something? you could of just told me what it ment without all the attitude, why are you mad at me anyway? I just came here to enjoy comedy, regardless of my age I can appreciate good comedy and who are you to call me a moron at least I can spell 'audience' don't get me started on the fact that you call yourself apart of the mature audience when your comment sums up you immaturity. You sir just got pwned

[Papakolea464]

yeah smokin a joint at the beegining

[ProductiveBeats]

@Papakolea464 that was a cigarette.

[Strengthen13]

WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!! lmao

[ulises630]

this shit is funny when ur blown hahaha

[Rspringscabin]

you hittin my elbows stop HAHAHA

[patient6407]

YES graphic language ! graphic language? just WHAT is graphic language? does that mean you can't describe anything? kinda cuts down the performance doesn't it!

[nizanbollig]

omg 2nd row bbbbiiiiggggg tits!!! 2:34

[muki420]

2:32 2nd row. The biggest tits I have ever seen. Very Nice :)

[terryk1233]

@muki420 love to them around my dick.

[xfkingpin]

this dude is the messiah of stand up comedy .. the late great Richard Pryor didn't pass the torch to this dude for no reason .. stand-up's savior the game needs you baby

[zatarwasim]

Haha lmao 8:23

[djmomo100]

this nigga is mad funny

[djmomo100]

this nigga is mad funny man i swear to god

[ChocolateVanillaLTD]

okay... i get it... it's rated tv-ma. get to the show.

[TheGameMusicTv]

Put That God Damn Cigarette Away Sir!This Is Everybodys Air Sir-I Flicked it lmfoa back the fuck up lmao

[D3zii1]

Any One know the Intro Song.

That Bass Line is Sick..Real smooth song..

[lordkomodo123]

IT BURNS AH AH!

LOL THIS IS THE SHI*

[beeeen3r]

oh man dave chappelle is funny and a smart comedian!! gotta love him!!

[YaBoyChrisH]

where's the part where he was smoking a cigarette and the dude makes him put it out? didn't that happen in this one?

[glockmode]

that's his stand up in london

[Fazed2113]

@YaBoyChrisH the very end

[sosweet310]

yes i think soo there's a video for it called public transportatin or buses

[jay83]

yeah did you watch it before you ask that!!!!!

[marymabes06]

martha stewart said only one-tenth of this shit is true

[8illmatic3]

can anyone tell who or what that intro music is from :31 to 1:33, it would be greatly appreciated if you could tell me,

thanks

[Martin211191]

I don't care what anyone else thinks but Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock are the best stand- up comedians EVEEER!

[MichaelVentura9]

agree

[yamin222]

@Martin211191 watch Eddie Murphy's delirious and see if u still fell the same way

[southparkboy33]

@yamin222 eddie murphys delirious is the funniest stand up hands down

[Muahvids]

@Martin211191 Chris rock sucks best two comedians are dave chappelle and pual mooney or some other unknown underrated comedian.

[thelivingsped]

@Muahvids Daniel Tosh Is real funny, but he just got big.

[The95thRifles]

@Martin211191 Ricky Gervais?

[sochikenny]

@Martin211191 as well as eddie griffin

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

Hey Man, Whats all this, chocolate on yo face, MUTHA'FUCKA??!!/

Chocolate? THIS IS DOO-DOO BABY!

AHHHHHH!!!!

[Genarolls]

DAVE CHAPPELLE > EVERYONE

[nmmeyer9922]

DAVE CHAPPELLE>CHRIS ROCK

[bonebigt]

PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY

[Rorsch]

Where can I get that shirt?!

[NNMC04]

Nigga, what the fuck is juice, I want some grape drink baby!

[tysonstp]

lol come on dawg your hitting my elbow stop

[MrJosiebhoy]

guy at the other end of the bus snapped,rush him,he cant cum on all of us rofl,dave c s best stand up right there,guys fucking hilarious

[gullwing14]

BYE! thanks for coming to San Francisco!!!

WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!

[Ramiro218]

FUCK IAM SO FUCKEN BLOWN!!!!!!!!!

[ArDz121cZ]

'this is doodoo baby'lmao

[oshaugh2209]

lmao he smoking a joint backstage?

[yeahyourdone]

its called a cigarette

[CallMeCrispy]

-Say, man, what's all this chocolate on your face... muhfucka!?

-Chocolate? This doo-doo baby!

-AHHH!!

[bijaun]

What was the opening song??? Please Relpy

[ballstothewall1991]

Greastest comedian EVER!!!

[wombastic88]

what is that sweet bass line ripping through the intro?

[Bl1nd420]

the best comedian alive, he needs to make a comeback.

if he did he would BE WELL ACCEPTED, even if he did a MJ and had white skin ppl would still come see him.

[henry7515]

AMERICAS ANUS!!.....ahahahhahahhhhahaha­hahahahahahhahahahahahaah

[smarshmellows]

Its wasnt like i was brave i mean i was sitting next to that motherfucker i had to say something....Come On mAN ur hitting my Elbows!!!! Lmao

dAVE IS THE SHIT!!

[deionjackson]

you know how long it took me to train this monkey to....suck my dick without peeling it mmm!

[agosti]

the crowd is good wtf are you talking bout?

[FUl0VECk]

I love San Francisco!!!

:)

[Lobo4Ever50]

omg "SIR" lmfao so funny

[MrJmagic1993]

BACK UP BACK THE FUCK UUP!!! funny

[knocknout]

dave is da best

[aropsu4]

LMAO HE CANT CUM ON ALL OF US

[GBtatoo]

this is **** baby ///great

[Jmr17170]

mencia copies alot of ppl its booo like

[DelGotHisNameStolen]

does mencia have any original material? lol

[gizmonuts]

carlos mencia somewhat copied dave on the san fran joke

[unacaraloca]

Carlos Mencia copies EVERYONE!

[fjtease]

"not gonna have a normal day if a homeless dude busts a nut on yer forehead"...Beyond Gross. Go home immediately and bath in Lysol repeatedly. Dave is nuts...really crazy!

[jerman2003]

meh

[redbananna5]

Man the audience sucks

[BRTKDMX]

DUDE!THATK YOU SO SO MUCH!:)

[swapie4]

"Welcome to Oakland, bitch!!" LMFAO!!!!

[appamomo]

dave come back plz do ur show

[Rohan233]

Whats that mad ass intro BeAT/SONG CALLED??????????

PLZ some1 TELL ME!!

[TheMUSSIESHOW]

8:05

[jguelker85]

my fav part is the crackheads at starbucks, that shit just killed me

[Krazi3bon31395]

lol 8:54-8:59

[WhenJokesAttack]

" omg its a biological attack aughh.."

and

"why? why is this happening? (pueeck) nooo!2

LMAO!!

[Krazi3bon31395]

yeah funny as hell

[chevyracer5300]

This is doo doo baby!!

[logantig]

it burns auggh auuugh auuuuuuuuggghh!

[golden5599]

"chocolate? this is doo doo baby!"

[AndyMac661]

poop. shit. etc.

[marcoeskel]

he was hella smokeing a joint befor the show u hella get to see that in the begining befor he walks out

[joshjanelletaz]

It was a cigarette...

[jonothandavis]

"Put your goddamn cock away- I don't wanna see this anymore!!"

[ImmigrationL]

"...come on dog, you hittin' my elbow....jus stop...."

LMAO

[ThatOtherGuyUKnow]

anyone know what the song at the beginning

[kalliona70]

I think it's DMX - Dance, or Party Up or something like that.

[fcukSTi]

You're thinking about his other special, Killing them softly.

[Dark0sephiroth]

The guy behind weren't so lucky tho'.. HILARIOUS

[Rem0en]

and even the homeless dude felt bad omgod.. priceless

[Sparta2310]

To the people saying the crowd was shit!!! What is that all about? I do go to a gig to hear some morons in a crowd, I go to see/hear the performer do his/her what ever their particular talent may be, i.e. singer, actor, comedian, lap dancer : )

I certainly do not need the crowd!! (especially for the last of my examples. : )

[montezbrown]

lolol. good point

[vidikovac777]

Welcome to oakland bitch :D

[betsysexylittle]

Smoking crack and drinking coffee LOL

[Crzykid35]

Welcome to Oakland bitch!!! lmao this guy is hilarious

[GoonahD39]

this is the worst crowd ever... why did he choose to perform in this dead city?

[joekoenig]

for real man, that crowd blew

[firewater2255]

well the more quiet the crowed clearer i can hear him talk haha

[heavilycharged]

i know

you see that woman in the front with th glasses, i dont think she laughed once

[remiemay]

how does he come up with this ish? funny as hell... love it