Monkey Dust : Paedofinder General sketch

[JonesArmandoHoward]

It's a Noaide at the beach awesome...

BTW we are not green unless poisoned...

We're not Jews either and from what I can tell not Eskimo's either at all...

We don't really have a country a language and the last time we were on the planet breathing Air and Drinking water with Jews...I know Dinosaurs and Cavemen never walked alongside one another...Most of them got Crucified or Lit on fire in big piles...thanks for narc'ing on us in cartoons Britons.

[severinmelamud]

people, be careful in your comments! The Paedofinder General detected in youtube

[yesaulovy]

anybody explain please what is 99 they are talking about? my English is not so good :))

[xXEpicDanXx]

@yesaulovy A 99 is a common ice cream in Britain, called so because it costs (Or used to) 99p. A 69 on the other hand is a sexual act where people commit oral sex on each other resembling the numbers 69.

[yesaulovy]

@xXEpicDanXx Thanks a lot for your explanation. I never been in England and can know nothing about this ice cream. It was translated word for word on russian tv and it was very confusing. I think a translator couldn't thought up an equivalent joke. A 69 is a same thing in Russa.

[videogamenostalgia]

LOL they hang the kids too in the end!

[flankspeed]

"IT'S LIKE WEREWOLVES....."



[manbearpig6427689]

Hahaha wtf : )

[MattyRlufc]

your mum molested me. Mind you, I was paying....

[Chingophia]

@MattyRlufc you've grabbed my attention

details boy, details!

[Acteon346]

OOOO man what i love about the general in this (and in most other sketchs) is the use of dialectics he uses, socratic irony, he takes a segment of your speach and turns it against you, bloody brillant

[demoniccurses9]

I don't have anything against Britains or the sorts and I do consider this to be amusing and satirical, but if I had to choose, I'd still prefer family guy or collegehumor over this because of their much funnier ways of getting in the mood of laugh; nonetheless, this is still a good series that cracks you smiles

[iknowyoucodfish]

Next Eastenders....

[heliumtrophy]

They're executing a family of paedophiles

"Yeaaaaaaahhh. This is the best holiday evvvvaah"

[xXnewbiexninjaXx]

its the way he rolls his r`s...can`t be beat

[ThinkingFox]

what?! I don't get it...

[Banten]

@ThinkingFox you don't live to your username then :(

[ThinkingFox]

@Banten Oh c'mon he was enjoying a nice day by the seaside with his kids, what has it got to do with pedophilia? Is the cartoonist trying to imply that parents must not bring their kids to the seaside?

[InvaderMatt92]

@ThinkingFox Apparently you don't know how sarcasm and satire work.

[aserta]

@InvaderMatt92 dont bother with stupid ppl their brains r allways resting.

[Dogmeister]

@ThinkingFox jesus, thats basic.

[rebelanarch]

@ThinkingFox

statistically, parents are more likely to molest their children than total strangers.

[daindabain]

this got recommended to me because i watched the dunk where mj breaks the backboard?!!?!!?!?

[basketball727]

>????

[NekoShell22]

What the hell did I just watch?

That was, creepily, kind of funny.

[osweetie246]

wtf?

[dp535i]

lol weird

[LokianGOP]

o______o

[Rereversed]

They hung the children too, oh man this is funny stuff.

[xloafyx]

is french kissing not kissing with tongues?

yeah bu-

then is french cricket not cricket with tongues?

[Low0xygen]

A 99!!! LIKE A 69 BUT 30 WORSE!

Hahaha, my fave scetches in Monkey Dust :)

[CinnabonChan]

I AM THE PEDOFINDER JENNNNNNYRAL

[ZzzannizzZ]

ray meadows. paedofinder field marshall!

[elitearbor]

It's so wrong when people think of me after viewing this. :)

[CBcinema1]

Lol damn, that was dark but great!

[Cotdail]

I believe you meant

"dark AND great".