greedo shot first

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

i coulda done those effects with ms paint.. lol

[FireShield98]

-What's the name of the guy who shot first?

-No, what shot second.

-I'm not asking you who shot second.

-Who shot first.

-I don't know.

-That's the bartender, we're not talking about him.

[JediDanD]

Han shot first . . . in the shitty version . . .

"Yeah, I beat you have!" *random explosion, not even a laser seen*

Yeah, people who think Han shot first have not common sense of any kind. (many "Han shot first people" are bashers, so here's my insult to balance it out)

[crabfight]

@JediDanD

So you like the extremely awkward, unnatural-looking digital edition of the movie? Suit yourself.

[JediDanD]

@crabfight What I like is not "awkward, unnatural-looking".

What's "awkward, unnatural-looking" is that Greedo just blows up after Han mocks him without any shots being seen.

[TheBallbstr]

@JediDanD but he did shoot first..... your the one that needs more common sense

[JediDanD]

@TheBallbstr No, you're the one who needs more common sense, because he didn't shoot first.

This is what's wrong with you "Han shot first" people, the reason you have no common sense is because you think what you say goes, when it doesn't.

Half the people I know including myself love Greedo shooting first, so it's half and half.

But point is; it doesn't matter who likes what, the writer/director has the final say so . . .

You're name is Ballbastr; come back when your name is George Lucas.

[TheBallbstr]

@JediDanD Dude in the first version he shot first, right? yes and the first version comes before the second so that means han did shoot first haha

[LukeOfTroy]

@JediDanD Do you think people would accept it if Da Vinci came back in time and started fucking with the Mona Lisa, and what if George Lucas made some more dramatic changes, like Vader letting the emperor kill Luke at the end, does he just get to change the story after the fact? Well obviously because he owns the story he can do whatever he wants, but it really sucked that the originals weren't released on DVD with the re-cuts, and now you almost can't find them.

[LukeOfTroy]

@JediDanD No one begrudges the fans of the re-cuts, though I definitely don't understand it. What sucks is that because of marketing choices, not popular will, the re-cuts became the standard and the originals were almost completely lost outside of the odd remaining VHS. So people are rightfully pissed off about that. Also just let me ask how you could prefer Greedo shooting first, I mean I understand not caring, but how can you actually prefer it? How does it improve the film?

[JediDanD]

@LukeOfTroy Well no one envies the fans of the original version ether.

Simple; as a little kid then, loving added footage; I fell in love with the Greedo scene. As I got older, I felt it was better cause it shows Greedo's incompetent. I don't see what's so wrong, so Han didn't shoot first; he's not a Jedi who could have stopped Greedo with the Force.

Ppl are not "rightfully" but wrongfully pissed as it's not their movie series to begin with; thus it's not up to the them to decide.

[ScoriumTheVA]

Doesn't matter who shot first...it only matters who HIT the other first.

Being quick on the draw doesn't mean shit if you can't aim.

[JediDanD]

@ScoriumTheVA Thank you. That's what I try to tell people;

This is cool, when I saw this change in 1997 (I was like 9 3/4), I just loved it (more shots means more action).

But yeah, I don't see this as something that takes away from Han's badassness, as he was gonna kill Greedo right then and there anyway; Greedo shooting first had no effect on Han's actions. I see this as something that adds to Greedo's dumbassness.

[LukeOfTroy]

@JediDanD Doesn't the act off lowering the intelligence of the enemy unavoidably reduce Han's Badassness. I'm watching the original right now and even though you don't actually see either of them fire, it's clearly shot to make it look like Han got the drop on Greedo, shooting him before Greedo knew what was going on, because he's a bad ass smuggler. The re-cut didn't destroy the movie, but it still wasn't as good, and when you don't digitize the better version it will piss people off

[WiningerNicholas]

In the original version of the movie Greedo did not even shoot. Han Shot him and walked away like a badass. The new version had a blaster bolt added in to make Han look more like a "good guy".

[TheInspectorwho]

I grew up with han shooting second but I can see why people arguing

[BLiNdZoRz]

Why does Greedo look like some dumb looking plastic doll?

[jerson222]

If greedo shot first, he must have very poor aiming if he misses him at point blank range

[LeviJRaine]

That Irodonian looked realy baked at the end...



[quakerninja]

It's not an argument if I'm Right.

[TheCap319]

if you guys would pick up a book and read for once you would know that they shot at the same time. the shots collided and sent one into the wall and one into greedo's head.

this is just a dumb edited version

[lasoogneypubes]

@TheCap319 You have no life if you're reading star wars books.

[TheCap319]

@lasoogneypubes oh really? who's the one looking up movie conspiracies and posting pointless comments just to make fun of people? oh yeah YOU

also whats wrong with reading star wars books? its the same as any other book, thats basically like saying anyone who reads harry potter or the chronicles of narnia have no life

[lasoogneypubes]

@TheCap319 Sorry man but you said one of the nerdiest things I've ever heard. Seriously re-read your comment and imagine a fat nerdy guy saying it.. That's what I imagine at least. Yes, most people that read the Harry Potter books and the Chronicles of Narnia have no life and I stand by that. I guess it's not the fact that you read Star Wars books that makes you have no life, it's that you criticize everyone else for not reading them too so they'd know who shot first.

[TheCap319]

@lasoogneypubes im not criticizing everyone im just saying what the book said. so let me get this straight, you think its nerdy to say something from a book but its not nerdy to start arguments over special effects and whether they make sense or not? you are an idiot

[lasoogneypubes]

@TheCap319 I... I never started an argument over special effects and whether they make sense or not.. What the hell are you talking about? I said you have no life, I wasn't discussing the finer points of special effects.

[TheCap319]

@lasoogneypubes i wasn't talking about you, i was talking about all these other people commenting. i was just simply trying to end this argument by giving them a fact, their the ones with no lives i mean seriously, who argues about which fictional character shot first?

[lasoogneypubes]

@TheCap319 Agreed. It's a stupid argument.

[MrScottromo]

ok so greedo shot first... but he fucking missed

[kamdan2011]

Isn't it great to watch rape in slow motion?

[mauroman128]

At 0:24, it's Alfonso!!!

[Omanaite]

Jesus that dodge is so oddly edited.

[MightyLion70]

@Omanaite LOL! It looks like Han's neck breaks!

[TheREALforeverone]

Star Wars is only a movie.

[jedifilmer]

fail



[donte198]

greedo needs vats if hes going to shoot first like that

[FireMask2012]

Funny how Lucas doesn't seem to mind Han and Luke killing Storm Troopers later on. The Holding Cell fire fight was a massecre!

[quinnofearth]

fuckin retard... i know that greedo shoots first in the new release... all the "han shot first" stuff is about how it SHOULD be...

[PancakesoftheLove]

This is the remastered version in which George Lucas decided to try and forget that he had Han as the only one who shot.

In the original 1977 cut, Han was the only one who shot. Greedo didn't even have time to think about shooting.

[TheWorldofnoob]

pause at 0:05 its freaky 

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

@TheWorldofnoob lol

[jagovRUS]

FUCK GEORGE LUCAS.

btw, the slo-mo sound distortion sounds like an Aphex Twin song.

[LucasSpurrell]

@jagovRUS Ah ha ha! It does!

[LegoManiya]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!? GAY NEW GREEDO SHOT FIRST COMING OUT IN NEVER LAND AFTER ONE BILLION CENTURYS!

[ARussianHat]

only shoots first in the special edition and in the new new special edition both of which han has his head digitally moved to the right

[scippybaby]

and look at the head fake

[johnoman123]

Greedo shot first, because the shot hits the wall next to Hans head, and then Han kills him.

[thekoltrain94]

@johnoman123 in george lucas's gay remastered version that is true

[incubuskid09]

That how a mutha fucka gets blow'd up. (that's Han's line if played by Samuel L. (Mutha Fuckin') Jackson.

[Lordofthepastries]

Sorrrrrry abouuuut the messsssss

[charlesc300]

yes and also apparently Han has reflexes faster than the speed of light he the guy can doge lasers for god's sake

[CrazyRsQuester]

@DarthMink

They made a version that's gay? Did they replace Princess Leia with Prince Leo?

[gearsofchris]

tis true!

Greedo was FRamED

[soundmixer6393]

Funny, funny good, at the slowmo of the shot.

[yellodart]

wait didn't ben shoot first?

[detectivemorg]

correct insultchannel in the original han shot first lucas updated some more to star wars in 1995 and probably felt like he needed add some more stuff to the movie so yes han shot first but in the original movie

[DarthTaiKwan]

@detectivemorg it did not show greedo firing at all in the original movie meaning the concept was open for greedo to fire and miss in the remastered version

[Paul07791]

Nope... meaning it was open for pandering to an audience of over protective parents and open for lessening the impact of Han's glorious entrance to the movie. People with taste know which version is the best and it aint this.

[itsjustpretend]

you're lame.