I had a similar feeling like dayum we just swooped down there, in the middle of Pakistan in the middle of the night all clandestine and shit with their stealth helicopters and took out the leader of Alqaida. At the same time my conscience was like: um how 'bout a fair trial? How about getting some incredibly valuable info from the leader of Alqaida? How about the sovereignty of Pakistan? Can't the most powerful nation/empire in the world capture someone without shooting them?
The two countries we "completely pillaged?" Uh, not exactly. "Destroyed" would be a fairer term. "Pillaged" makes it sound like our troops were carrying out microwaves.
@LanceAnderson77 troops weren't carrying anything out.. 90% of the opium exports magically started coming out of Afghanistan after the occupation though and ever heard of oil?
wow it may of been sooner than u predicted.. but u totally called the ghadaffi thing! :)
Iverson7502 1 week ago
every kid in pakistan know that bin ladin was long died before obama took the credit. so yaaaaa for obama for making fool out of everybody..lol
CastleFPen 1 month ago
man bill maher is a liberal, and cracks jokes whilst half asleep and this douche bag just bores me to sleep.
halflifeproductionz 3 months ago
ghaddaffi is DEAD
nikonxxx 3 months ago
I had a similar feeling like dayum we just swooped down there, in the middle of Pakistan in the middle of the night all clandestine and shit with their stealth helicopters and took out the leader of Alqaida. At the same time my conscience was like: um how 'bout a fair trial? How about getting some incredibly valuable info from the leader of Alqaida? How about the sovereignty of Pakistan? Can't the most powerful nation/empire in the world capture someone without shooting them?
isteemaen 4 months ago
The two countries we "completely pillaged?" Uh, not exactly. "Destroyed" would be a fairer term. "Pillaged" makes it sound like our troops were carrying out microwaves.
LanceAnderson77 4 months ago
@LanceAnderson77 troops weren't carrying anything out.. 90% of the opium exports magically started coming out of Afghanistan after the occupation though and ever heard of oil?
Skeetkwando 4 months ago
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energeez 5 months ago
I would like to point out that his shirt tag is sticking up. (2:28 ish)
Funny stuff nonetheless
ThePlungerOfDoom 6 months ago 4
Tough timing on the Gaddafi-joke, but still brilliant as usual!
joelwiklund90 6 months ago 2
Your stand up is so funny and smart, you're great!
scg8450 6 months ago 8
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scg8450 6 months ago
That was great!!
phemohilia 6 months ago