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  • I can't stop laughing... this has got to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.

  • Errors on Vista

  • RIP steve jobs

  • @mbstudios909 He was a buddhist, and they believe in reincarnation, so I don't think "RIP" is the most apt platitude for the man.

  • @pamew Reincarnate in peace xD

  • @pamew it doesn't really matter what he believes. he is worm food, no more, no less.

  • @SomeRandomFeller Ah, so what you're saying is, a person's living beliefs and wishes become nothing as soon as they die?

    What a fucking depressing sentiment.

  • @pamew Nope. I'm saying a persons living beliefs and wishes are nothing right now. It might hurt your precious little feelings, but it's true.

  • @SomeRandomFeller I bet you're a goddamn riot at parties.

    Do you tell friends that the universe is a cold, meaningless place when they ask you how you're doing?

    Seriously though, you seem like one depressive bastard there.

    As to "nothing", I guess you'd have to give me a better definition of "nothing." personal beliefs are mental constructs and as such can't be "nothing" in any sense that I'd use the word.

  • personally the top 3 aren't that great... they all have ups and downs... its personal taste... pc leans towards gamer while mac leans towards editing software and they are getting more OSX games, and Linux.... well..... pretty much it tries to have the UI of the other 2 since there are multiple versions of it.. but there is barely any software designed for Linux and most of the time you will be navigating it in a command line screen... pretty much if you wanna be a programmer use Linux.

  • its funny this whole virus talk we are having here, in my school we get a laptop to use in school n all, since i got it i havent got a sinlge virus BUT my other class mates have gotten so much viruses n shit it takes like 10 mins to start up it and they get blue screens of death and all that fun stuff, no whonder rly, if you think of how much shit they download

  • Why cant we all just get along and hate linux?

  • I haven't seen a single blue screen of death since I started using Windows 2000.

  • @Takeshi357 me too, I havent seen the blue screen of dead since I started using win 2000 pro, maybe apple fanboys should stick to something else 'cause they still have the beachball of dead.

  • @Takeshi357 I never saw one at all. But it's maybe cuz I'm a kid.

  • @Takeshi357 LIES!!!!

  • @EntrailSaunders u mad?

  • @Takeshi357

    some people are ought to get colour blindness after a while

  • Well it's like saying that a Mac won't brake if you trow it out of the window...

  • Ones you tried mac you never go back 

  • @FPSNERDNR1

    I did...

  • @FPSNERDNR1 I did

  • even after all my porn downloads 0____o and such my pc still never freezes

  • @r35h93 LIAR!!!!

  • "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

  • its the mouse that win

  • From the standpoint of someone who has used Macs and PCs, and is smart enough to understand them: I personally like OS X more than Windows, but that's just my opinion. Both systems have their ups and downs.  Linux, however...

  • everything that apple says in these commericals

    are all but one thing....

    bullshit!

  • @technodrpepper

    Fair point, but I bought a PC with an anti virus system and within a year I had 7 Trojans and I'm not an idiot going on unsafe sites etc. It started freezing, the anti virus software wasn't working. I had to resort to my 8 year old Emac which got no viruses with no anti virus software and it didn't freeze. So saying whether its a mac or a PC it doesn't matter is clearly wrong.

  • atleast on windows fatal errors has a blue colour. on mac its grey xD

  • i had a windows xp but i turned in to a windows 7 it's more awesome!! oh! and i had never had a crash or (BSOD)

  • I-I have a compaq :(

  • @dowww21 :( I have a dell xps 17... I'm sorry for your compaq, they suck due to low quality control...

  • ie crases some times for me

    i disconect from the net

    hibernate and go some where then it has some how had an error while it was off

    and i get pissed off

    computers suck

    [especialy mac]

    oh and no blue screen of death for me

  • Crashs: Bad drivers, MS IE and beta apps and others... Malwares on Computers.

  • Computers all suck. Just admit it.

  • I totally agree with these parodies. I have used both macs and pcs. Pcs more extensivley. But they both have pissed me off equally as much. But I guess the mac sometimes would piss me off slightly more because i can't stand the spinning wheel of death

  • YES THANK YOU MY MAC DOES THAT ALL THE GODAMN TIME!!!

  • @laurapoole1989 Wheel of death is annoying, yes. But it's better than a freezing PC, eh?

  • @Goidelify I wouldn't know, my PC doesn't freeze :)

  • Chia pets are weird

  • @MrTechCheese I don't know what that has to do with anything in the video but,

    I agree. :P

  • @NOVAZ3N mabye he was giving mac a chia pet

  • This is what happens with BootCamp in Mac.

  • mmm remember ppl, mac is a brand like microsoft, what have in common Linux, Windows, and OSX? that they are operating systems. you can choose what you want, if you are going to talk about design i like more the Sony Vaio style, but its not the propose of this commercial/parody, if you wanna know how to choose is simple, Windows = everything, but buggy. OSX = design propose, Linux = free and can do the same as the other two. that's my point of view, and if you don't like it, create your own OS

  • i thot this was gonna be another shitty parody but this was actually pretty good

  • i bet my computer will freeze before i finish thdsaaa......

  • pc is much cheaper than mac and you can customize them yourself :D

  • @CDA441 you can also customize a mac?? prize is another thing, look at alian as pc brand but just as expensive as mac....so argument invalid

  • @mingeekyside but! Alienware has better performance in their computers also they look better (and have a more efficient cooling solution)

  • @CDA441 no i woudnt say they do, i like apples design waay more that alienwares, because alienware is all about flashing lights which i don't prefer, and also when you say better cooling solution yes this is very much the case, but thats ruins the design imp. when you say better performance thats not the case, if you look at there icore 5 models and apples icore 5 models its the exact same price.....and once again i beated the argument from a pc user.

  • @mingeekyside Then i say it's the own opinion from the mac or pc user which one they choose, some people want it business, some want it free time and photoshopping...

    i like pc's because i've made a pc that is much cheaper than a mac, but if you break a mac, then you have to pay a loooot to fix it, if you want to fix a pc yourself, you don't have any warranty to break because it's your own pc...

    but i like pc's, u like macs...

    hipster

  • @CDA441 yes some want business and some want it free time and photoshopping, both pc and mac can do just that....soo dunno were you want to go with that...

    okay, so you want a cheap computer, but that means you wont get anything you want. its tottaly fine but dont act like only mac´s are expensive. ohh and yes if you made your own pc then nobody will help you fix it, you have to do by yourself, i dont want that im not a pro com guy so need sombody that know a thing or 2 to fix it

    why hipster??

  • @mingeekyside no need for someone to help ;) well, apoligies for my inconvience

  • @CDA441 i could tell when you said you "ive made my own" but that dosent mean everyone can do it, actually pretty difficult imp :P 

  • @mingeekyside "i could tell when you said you "ive made my own" but that dosent mean everyone can do it, actually pretty difficult imp"

    A computer is basically just a machine assembled with only 5 parts:

    - motherboard

    - CPU

    - PSU

    - memory

    - hard drive

    What so difficult about that?! #LOL

  • @Fmirc1 lol okay now i dont believe that you made your own computer...its not just that you gotta put i together in a specifik order and such also they gotta fit each other you can buy a shitty grafics card and then an i5 and then expect you can play good games....srsly you dont know annything

  • @mingeekyside "now i dont believe that you made your own computer"

    Actually I build every desktop PC in this house, my wife's PC, my own and two for my kids. Believe it all you want, but there is nothing difficult about it. Why do you think that there are 13 year olds on YouTUbe teaching others how to build a computer? #LOL

    And as for the technical details and what goes together; that's what you have experts for in a store who can help you with that if that's too hard for you...doh!

  • @mingeekyside "srsly you dont know annything"

    You do know that I fiddled with computer in the late seventies, long before you were born right?

    You do know that I started the IT as a programmer in RPG II/III on IBM S/36 + AS/400 systems and later as network engineer in '86, years before you were born right?

    I recognize kids like you from miles away; you grab a handful of pre-manufactured parts, put them together and suddenly you're this super self-proclaimed "expert". Allow me to laugh...loud.

  • @mingeekyside One last comment:

    "that's what you have experts for in a store"

    Or just ask that 13 year on YouTube....

    (walks away laughing)

  • @Fmirc1 then you still need experts = difficult

  • @mingeekyside For Pete's sake, people had to buy magazines to get their information lol, had to makea phone call to get a driver mailed to them which took like days to get. You have no clue how simple things are today. Take for example running OS/X....all you need is VM Workstation and open a Hackintosh image....I do it all the time. Same with hardware, you have all the info you need online, all you have to do is click on a button and it's on your doorstep the next day.

  • @mingeekyside Nowadays grandpa can ask this 16 year old kid next door to build him a machine. Stop acting like it's all so incredibly difficult to built a computer, because it's not. Now mind you, I'm talking here about a straightforward PC computer and not some high end overclocked system with water cooling and all of that. What on earth is so difficult about grabbing an i7 and the right motherboard and ram and a GTX 580, a1000w PSU and plug in a SATA hard drive?....seriously... #LOL

  • @mingeekyside All you do is just defending your -ego-. Omg..... now someone like me comes along and shows the whole world that you're not that much of an expert as you claim to be. You've been drooling way too long on comments like "You're amazingly good with computers, a true expert!" after you delivered another PC on grandpa Charlie's doorstep son.

  • @mingeekyside "ohh and yes if you made your own pc then nobody will help you fix it, you have to do by yourself, i dont want that im not a pro "

    Weak arguments. There are literally millions of old folks out there that never fix their own computer and just let their friends or family fix it for them for free, that's the advantage of having a 90%+ market share.

  • @CDA441 "if you want to fix a pc yourself, you don't have any warranty to break because it's your own pc..."

    Nonsense. When you buy a Dell, you're also dealing with warranty, even if you build your own machine, you're also dealing with either store warranty for parts or manufacturer warranty and all of them have rules that you can break and that would costs you your waaranty

  • @Fmirc1 But then it's your own fault when you break something in your pc

  • @Zero9teensays omg the video title says "another PARODY"

  • THE MAC GUY IS THE KID FROM DIE HARD 4.0

  • i love how even with errors, the PC still not freeze ( can bring up task manager )

  • @punny1m lol mac didnt freeze either, read the error message...

  • @Zero9teensays This is an ad from apple, but Apple make this as a joke!

  • Mac is a PC, wtf this should be called Mac vs Microsoft, fuck

  • @yelton7 Then blame Apple. They're the ones who try to make the distinction. From Apple's ads: "Hi, I'm a Mac. And, I'm a PC".

  • @Zero9teensays it's a parody

  • People who says their PC freezes,gets tons of viruses and all that bullshit,you clearly do not know how to use a computer whatsoever whether its a mac or a PC you will crash your computer.I've used PC all my life and weirdly! I never seen the blue screen of death how odd? maybe because I don't watch pornography go to harmful websites.Have a nice anti virus system and I do not try to hack my computer nor try to hack people.. know how to work a computer. Learn how to use a computer already.. -_-

  • @technodrpepper yes. and don't try to run things on your computer that your computer isn't good enough to run. you speak the truth dude.

  • @technodrpepper Ive been watching/downloading porno my whole computer life, and I never seen the blue screen of death.

  • @YouLoseAndGetSpam It depends which website you go on, and/or if you download porno you risk your computer,but having a nice anti-virus and spyware and all that crap has a big factor whether you'll get virus or not.

  • @technodrpepper o I dont download anything my computer doesnt need :/ And my anti-virus thing was free. (avast!)

  • @YouLoseAndGetSpam Yeah me too,only thing i download are stuff from trusted sites like music from youtube or stuff like that and I use AVG..i hacked it,kinda ironic isn't it? lol but I made sure the file was virus free and my laptop has been running like brand new ever since i have it :)

  • @technodrpepper Well, my pc also never freezes, but somehow i always manage to fk up my windows.

    hehe

    once it showed me the blue screen of death with error codes that meant i have broken ram (but it was fine), i changed windows to 7 64bit and no problems since then....

  • @technodrpepper the best thing about a mac is that you don't need to learn how to use it. it just works!

  • @Bambusratte7 Then why does Mac have customer service, if you don't need to learn how to use it, if it just ''works''. so if you said the best thing about mac is that you don't need to learn it to use it, basically you are saying it's a piece of shit, because it failed on his category of ''the best thing about mac''. i don't hate macs they are good computers, although what I hate is mac fans like you sir.

  • @technodrpepper You're a moron. The bluescreen of death is actually more related to Hardware errors generally. The blue screen is a safety mechanism which you CAN disable, but shouldn't, that stops your computer from overheating certain drives or parts of the computer by over-exerting them. Most blue screens are related to the Video Card, or Hard drive. Running them too hard for too long of a time is extremely Detrimental to their health.

    It has nothing to do with virus or pornography.

  • @Yoshimiko951 And you call me a moron, mind me to remind you that virus CAUSE hardware errors. are you retarded? lol

  • @technodrpepper Most Bluescreens are caused by faulty Drivers. Blaming this on pornography is stupid. Sure, There are a small handful of virus that cause hardware errors, but these are relativly uncommon. When you get a blue screen, the best thing to do is update all of your drivers associated with the code you were given on the BSOD, and if associated with ram, check ram for burns.

    Most pornography websites are clean virus-wise. Peer-2-peer can be risky, but e-mail is where viruses spread.

  • @Yoshimiko951 Most viruses i've heard were from compressed files downloaded from insecure websites, like torrents, when people attempt to ''hack'' copyrighted music or movies or video games (less common)

    i agree with you that pornography websites are more secure but before they weren't as much. but really if you have a Trojan horse in your computer and you dont get rid of it as quickly possible it can fuck your computer up. Idk what other people do with their PC's..however I know vista sucked.

  • @technodrpepper i seen blue screen of death once it were like when am 10 year old and i were watching porn not knowing what a anti virus or window defender is

  • @keloid123 .....

  • @technodrpepper Agreed, before I started using the computer properly I would constantly get virsuses then I got a new computer and treated with care and learned to use it properly and it's never even crashed only the occasional freeze when I run to much or confuse it :P

  • @technodrpepper

    While I agree with you that if you take care of your computer and if you format you hard drive (at least the one with windows on) your computer will be running like brand new for many years. Still I find it hard to belief that you never had a blue screen if you actually use your computer and not just check email on it and you're older than 12.

    PS it's mostly spyware not viruses that you gather from sites, learn the difference computer wiz

  • @technodrpepper i just love this comment. but Mac doesnt let you download anything with viruses. they dont trust games like roblox.

  • @weirdduder10 you don't know anything about computers, the reason why mac doesn't have all the free stuff you can download is, other companies don't make programs for mac, either 1, apple doesn't pay for them, and 2, mac are a lot harder to make softwares with their stuff. PC is much easier since the PC has a easier C++ and more supported software.

    But crying about viruses, either, 1. you watch porn to much 2. you download many stupid shit. 3. you don't have a anti-virus.

  • @1Rockyboxer1 Ok ty. my 3 monitor computer is already so fast and i should be more careful with the new computer :P i dont really watch the s*** and i dont download stupid s***. thanks for letting me know ;p

  • @weirdduder10 No, the company doesn't develop for Macs because there is a much smaller market there. Why waste an equal amount of time developing for thousands of people when you could instead develop for millions? (Although I do like Macs and support universal software (Minecraft (Java))).

  • @technodrpepper

    the key is not to don't watch porn, is to learn where to watch it!!

  • @technodrpepper so... what you're saying is

    mac is safe for porn?

    well... now I know why some of my classmates use them

  • @FUCKDISTING Well, If you want to spend 2000$ for a computer to watch porn safely,I would call you an idiot. No Offense i'm generalizing that statement.

  • @technodrpepper My PC has gone above and beyond meeting my porn needs since 2006, and it still runs like it's brand new. If you f*ck up your computer with viruses, you're an idiot. You just have to know which kinds of sites are obviously going to be harmful and which are not. It's really not that difficult.

  • @navid500 exactly, although viruses are not that much into porn sites nowadays, they are mostly in downloadable zipped files,compressed files,torrents..but really if you have a good anti virus you have nothing to fear from. beside. the reason why theres more virus for PC's is because more than half the worldwide population uses Microsoft.

  • @technodrpepper I do watch pornography on a daily basis, and my PC laptop has been running like its brand new since I bought it in 2006. Like you said, it's a matter of knowing how to use a computer.

  • @technodrpepper This is true. I'm a Mac user and I prefer Macs mostly because I like their OS over Windows but I also used to have a second computer at home that was a PC. That computer ran fine for over 7 years! never crashed, no viruses nothing. I just don't understand the Mac vs PC thing... at the end of the day it's just a personal preference thing.

  • I have a $2200 PC built by a professional IT guy working for my dad's company to maximize performance and use. It freezes constantly, just like every other PC on the planet after a couple months of use.

    I have a $1,400 Macbook Pro. It's older than the PC. It works like fucking clockwork.

  • @iconindy (No offence intended) you spent $2,200 on a PC and it freezes? Take it back seriously. Maybe it's just me being super awesome as I am with PC, but my PC never freezes and it's only worth $600.

    As for the mac, if you can justify spending that much on not the specs of a computer, but an OS, feel free.

    I'm not gonna lie here, Windows has it's upsides, and so does mac, and hell so does linux at times.

  • @Darkterrora Agreed. Believe me, I know my way around windows pretty freaking well. I know what I'm doing when it comes to any personal computer, I've just had sooooo many PCs fail on me that I needed to try something new. And the upsides of the Mac accommodate ALL of my needs, and the unreliability that (at least) I experienced with Windows PCs is unacceptable. But if it works better for you, that's great.

    I <3 My Mac.

    I do wish I could game a little harder, though.

  • @iconindy I got my computer with powerful hardware for $900 only, and built by myself. Used for 4 years now without crashing on both Windows and Linux systems.

  • @hck112 That's awesome! Too bad most people can't say the same.

  • "Mac OS X and other applications are not affected"

    Yah... I had to reboot.....

  • @Zero9teensays Read the title, genius

  • if u don't computer what do use to make this video?

  • @MrJackAlkis you don't make any sense!

  • @jono431 maybe he used linux :) theres no irony in that anymore xD

  • the irony is that you used a computer to produce this video :)

  • @jono431 Yep...they did as well as the Computers Suck gang...some people really are incapable of seeing the forest for the trees.

  • both computers got problems

  • BIG MAC GOT PWND

  • This one is the best.

    Computers just crash, no matter what operating system u have.

  • Pc crashed first lol

  • pc isn't better and mac isn't better. they are both good. they aren't better for everyone but one might be better for you. also pc means personal computer so that means they are really saying mac is better than a computer when a mac is a pc and so if linux.

  • someone needs linux

  • You people want games? Get a fucking console.

  • macfag

  • GC(Gaming Computer) is the better computer in tha world and the opeation system in Windows not MAC because MAC can run all the aplications...

  • pc and macs are good in ther own way>>>.

  • Mac: Hi i'm a Mac

    PC: And I'm a pc.

    Mac: Hey pc what are you up to?

    PC: Ah ya know, just playing some games.

    Mac: Oh yeah? Wich one?

    PC: All of them...

    Pwnd

  • @DensPaul

    It's only about games to you. Some people LIVE using computers.

  • @MovieGodzilla You know PC fanboys.. All they do is being retarded and bashing every single people that disagrees with them.

  • @drrobertoboogie97 You mean Macs.

  • @NoNameLikeThisOne I meant every fanboy

  • @drrobertoboogie97 And then we know those who generalize all PC fanboys to be one certain thing.

  • @TheOfficialPCTechGuy Every fanboys and hateboys suck. Not just Mac fanboys.

  • @MovieGodzilla It was just something like a video suggestion. I'm not telling me/everyone uses computers just for game playing.

  • @Zero9teensays Why would this be a real commercial?

  • macs didn't crash the pc task ended it says mac apps are not affected you faggot

  • pc control mac!

  • lol 0:25

  • 0:25

  • 0:25

  • Haha, their computers still crash...

  • 1. intro: hello, i'm a mac, and im a PC

    2. PC: "there you are" and PC freezes

    3. mac: "uh.. PC?"

    4. mouse cursor comes, mac looks at cursor

    5. cursor ends commercial process

    6. spinning beach ball of death on mac

    7. mac gets error and cursor closes error

  • @computerprogramer1 Spinning beach ball is not freezing, it's like the hourglass cursor or the spinning blue circle in Windows

  • @Zero9teensays apple wouldnt possible concede to there computers possibly crashing

  • pc and mac crashed

  • At the end: "buy an alienware" XD that would be funny

  • @solarboy62 Alienware is a PC....

    And I've heard now that it's owned by Dell they use cheaper parts...

  • ive seen you somewhere before o_O

  • Lol!

  • linux don't have those problems xD

  • @vvarb3ast all OS have problems like that i run mepis, Ubuntu, Fedora, RHEL, CentOS, Slackware, and Windows, and OS X

  • @Zero9teensays its a parody:)

  • I used a mac at my previous job. If they had 3d max on a mac I would switch to it in a second.

  • GREAT JOB! Obviously edited on a PC! MACs can fuck off!

  • Whats up with Apple bashing the pc? Absolutely nothing wrong with the pc, the problem lies within the OS. Solution? Install *nix/*bsd distro... Problem solved no need for an expensive MAC

  • this was pretty funny actually, I like the neutral ones when they piss on all computor systems :)

  • macs are annoying as fuck since they shut down programs randomly.

  • I my experience PCs do that.

  • @oregonnich Since when does this ever happen?

  • just wait, you probably just bought one, after actually using it you will see.

  • Um yeah, how about I've been using the same desktop for three years and that has never happened? You must be really abusing your computer if it's failing like that.

  • by the way they just had a harddrive recall for that desktop... hmmm no wonder.

  • The cursor should of changed to black when it was closing the error on the Mac.

  • haha wow picky much :-p

  • that honest :P all computer have problem :P but some... less then others...

  • Haha true

  • And the ENIAC was made in 1943

  • explorer.exe V.s. finder jaja

  • Open task manger and end explorer.exe, and have a Fail. do the same on a mac.... open force quit and press relaunch finder and then have a refreshed finder.

  • Actually, explorer.exe autoreboots if it's shut down... Always has with me, back when it crashed, which was with my windows ME... I didn't switch to Vista because it's a failed release by Microsoft, but I'm happy with my XP. It's not the most stable platform but it is the most versatile. And if you have protection against virusses, that's another thing you don't have to worry about anymore.

  • or u just click file>new task and then type explorer.exe and its all sorted no fail ^_^

  • Yeah, after you finish waiting for it to unfreeze.

  • Who control the mouse???

    Vista ??nope Freaazzz

    Mac ?? Error

    Linux? Ububtu??

    XP??