Coles 2011 Downtown Advertisement

[MegaPollen]

search this up on youtube in another tab: Creepiest 4 minutes of children's TV ever (wiggles)

Watch the video if you have not seen it before

Mute this video and have the other video play its music in the background

Realize what they are doing that is the same in the other video and never see this add the same way again!!!

[Disinf3ctant]

I work there. They play this shit on repeat over the PA. Fucking, kill me now.

[PingFilms]

@Disinf3ctant I thought I was the only one.. I work at dairy and I am near the speakers. This sh*t is played over and over with a high volume... It just makes me work slower...

And also, I hate the other jingle (freshness like coles and something like that) It makes me wanna destroy the whole coles... -.-

[fku8447]

‎4 completely and utterly useless pieces of information about the Coles 2011 Down Down ad.

1 - All the checkout operators are signed off, despite having a full conveyer belt

2 - The registers are using PoS 11 (Version that the effieiency meters were introduced in to)

3 - There are 3 people standing on the conveyer belts, and 5 people standing on the registers next to the bag racks

4 - The lady who can't sing for shit wears a name tag that says "Katie"

[Dimitri0809]

pack of morons...

[dannygriffiths05]

Keep pressing 1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[saltirami]

@dannygriffiths05 LOL or better still press 3 repeatedly, even better still cobination 1+3 hehehe

[Max5941]

Coles is disgusting. Compared to overseas supermarkets Coles is a filthy, expensive hole. Their stores are ugly and dirty, their selection is poor, their prices are high, the service is terrible. Coles is at least 20 years behind overseas supermarkets. What a joke. What an awful experience shopping at coles. If you have experienced shopping at an overseas supermarket you will know just how awful Aussie supermarkets are.

[MrJman132]

My sister recorded this lol

[presidentelliot]

This is hilariously dreadful hahahaha

[oncomingstorm02]

Did the main singer say that everyone was down for 'you' just at 0.42 secs?? o_O

[3bertface01]

what a disgusting add. makes me cringe every time

[cs181x]

World class noise!!

[me168716]

My Australian friend showed me this

Oh my God

And I though American commercials were annoying enough ;-;

Kill it with all the fire of Hades fnadskl

[bigdude101ohyeah]

I wonder if anyone in this advertisement is an actual employee. Our store manager would be like "Priority 1 to the Service Desk" if anything like this was to happen at the store I work at.

[CrimsomS]

Wow, Broadway musicals sure ain't what they used to be...

[GmasterRED]

@CrimsomS Lol good one.

[endplanets]

God Damn, at least Rebecca Black Friday had autotune. This is even worse.

[yankieyo12]

im sorry but you sing REALLY REALLY SHIT!!!!!!

[HungryJack87]

Fuck Coles, they are (along with Woolworths) responsible for the ridiculous cost increase of groceries, petrol and alcohol. The ACCC can go and get fucked as well for letting them get away with it.

[Kadenl97]

What's wrong with this ad, Nothing! It works!

[sttie402]

i searched for this video just to give my thumbs down

[TwoTekah]

@sttie402 i see somebody is a cynic.

[brickfilmer107]

WHEN YOUR STUCCK ON A DIFFICULT QUEST

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT ON LINE I KNOW IT GETS BORING

THATS WHY U SHOUL GO TO NOOOB TOWN!

[forkineye]

DOWN DOWN THUMBS ARE DOWN

[Merc3nery]

THUMBS DOWN!

[ryoma555]

thumbs up if u watched this video so that u know what to say during the interview for the graduate program

[TheSingerGirlStar]

I wish Coles would get there big red hands and shove it up there ass

[RubyLee1998]

Fuck i rather i listen to animals making noise then listen to dis shit

[coles4lyfbitch]

I couldn't really tell from the video but what direction are their prices going?

[10newsrox]

Pause at 0:19

[10newsrox]

press one for her to say "Fu**k"

[10newsrox]

I live in Australia.. I have seen this ad meany times now on teli. I wish i stayed in Malta....

[vsboy25]

THIS IS GAY AS FUCK.

[0Sabataj0]

LOL keep on pressing 1 while watching this video, what is she saying?

[thehairyfemale]

look at the guys face at 1:01. and why isnt it up your with the finger?

[thehairyfemale]

look at the guys face at 1:01

[A7XDudeDrums]

Nothing is on the recipt, checkout chick is not even signed into the register screen!!!

[disposablextalent]

Well, there goes my sanity.

[itsxjustxanotherxcut]

love this song <3 hhahaaha

[TheBatchCode]

Why Coles? you're bringing us all down.

[YungNastyMan1]

Australia...seriously, wtf?

[SuperShaunSheep]

I searched for this just to dislike it.

[MJ47106]

Think you need a new singer...

[Tranquilbez22]

Down Down, The Like Bar is going Down!

[Mariamrose100]

lol i love coles in westfeild

[gunnyman99]

pause it at 0:19, she has a massive black hole in her face!

[gunnyman99]

0:16, LOL-TRAIN

[LOGAN3929]

i think i might commit suicide.... might

[philippelperez]

youtube likes for this video are going down, down.

[OpenSkyEntertainment]

It's weird.... Because I actually like this this ad. Mainly because it's entertaining and catchy.

[dogeatme]

This made me more in love with woolies/safeway

[themossy007]

the problem wit this ad is when i hear da song (which i love) i hear this, which i hate

[thesaidso]

Coles just got a whole lot fresher than Safeway.

[stephen98841272]

GO die in a whole coles

[fireplacecat77]

Press 3 a bunch of times while watching the video... o_o

[Jonty7880]

Wtf coles?

[lebocrew101]

h8 this commercial

[nikanj]

Hate all you want, the marketing guys knew it was terrible and that's what made it so popular. People may say they will boycott Coles but that's ridiculous, how many people will actually boycott a store that may be better from them because of one ad? Like it or not those cunning, conniving, sons of bitches in marketing have won again.

[LeadedSuper]

Those bearded back up singers just wish Coles would drop the prices on shaving products!

[zISilenced]

umm... well i just made a remix. keep pressing any buttons from 2 to 0 and make your own LOL

[xZerko]

This makes coles look bad, woolworths ftw.

[MrMixer108]

Ok so do they really think people are gonna start shopping there because of this ad? If anything it's gonna make me avoid shopping there. smh -.-

[heading4home]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLE... I MEAN, COLES!

[weejor16]

how much electricity is that sign using GEEZ!

[kumikomoonlight]

when we were in the change rooms during P.E. this girl started singing this and everybody joined in and i full on yelled, "SHUT THE HECK UP!!!"

[sophandsi]

I want to punch this video in the face.

[SuperRandom2012]

-Weird lady pauses and starts singing-

With the cost of living going up your in for some luck.Because these red hands go..

Retarded Men-Down Down..

Stuff this not worth doing. Btw keep pressing 1 and you hear a naughty word :)

and press 3 and wait 3 seconds for a screaming lady who is about to be stabbed by some red hands... :P

[iamatwifan]

i physically cringe whenever this ad comes on tv D:

[CoolKateBass]

This is the worst add in the history of mainkind

[laura28449]

This ad is the worst ad!! I hate it with a PASSION!!!!!!!!!

[WRX2001]

COSTCO cheaper and their prices are not on special.

[Phi1point62]

Petula Clark called. She wants her song back.

[cookayys]

Why did 138 people like this video?

[crocodilesmiles74]

everyone's down for you...

shouldn't that be everything's down for you?

[thebigpoopful]

I'm going to make a Youtube Poop out of this!

[doctordryan]

Loving how the switch for the hand is sooo real!

[KatieTurner1997]

Gruen Transfer featured a spoof of this. Type "Colworths" in the search bar and you'll find it. :)

[Chessiness]

My new ringtone.

[incodan1]

Ahhhh I wannna kill myself!!!!!

[Fridge83]

This is the reason I shop at Woolworths...

[petetreehugger]

as an Australian i must say that this is really embarrassing, the fact that its online makes me cringe i dont want other countrys to see it!

[OfficialBridgettexx]

I shop at Woolworthes now

[goodmorningrainbow]

@OfficialBridgettexx LOL

[OfficialBridgettexx]

@goodmorningrainbow :P

[lulwut2010ify]

Thumbs up if coles should make an extended version and add it to iTunes!

[sebby7215]

this song always get stuck in my head when i listen to it DOWN DOWN!!!!

[dileepax]

Dont shop with Woolies, its American.

[tjk259]

@dileepax Don't watch videos on Youtube, it's American...Idiot.

[ImperialGift]

urge to kill rising.....

[SwitchedProjex]

that dude with the beard is such a perv

[SwitchedProjex]

this is fucking hilarious

[lani807]

Aggressively fist pumping to the Coles ad. XD

[DirtyDubstepSoldier]

I HATE THIS AD SO MUCH! FUCK YOU COLES!!!!

[DarkKnight669100]

Coz that annoying bitch is going DOWN DOWN!

[Ryko154]

00:21 he looked in

[Anotherperson01]

I cant get over the fact that the person who posted this video almost considered this catchy.

[KjS1710]

@Anotherperson01 it is catchy.....

[paulsingtor]

@Anotherperson01 i cant believe that you searched for this!!

[Anotherperson01]

@paulsingtor touche senor, touche.

[LOTRzagorath]

@paulsingtor I don't know about @Anotherperson01, but I found this from a search because I'd never seen it on TV (I live outside of Australia), and saw a reference to it elsewhere on the Internet.

[aaronjfornarino]

anyone notice the chick who looks like she's just had her first ever orgasm at :19 is also the same employee dressed in uniform at :40 ? That's because they had to all use company staff to make that advert as they would never in their right mind find self-respecting people who would lower themselves to such lies and BS

[noddy1551]

Soooo funny because they look like idiots

[WRX2001]

There is a new player in the market welcome COSTCO

[OrdinaryPerson2]

Step 1: Press 1

Step 2: Press 4

Step 3: ?

Step 4: Laugh.

[horselady41]

i want a big red hand too.

[TheDaniel121]

They could at least use a girl that can sing...

[aaronjfornarino]

@TheDaniel121 no Coles directors are a bunch of cheap changed assholes who do anything to save a buck

[frycook48]

Next week at Coles: ''Here at Coles, we're SKY-ROCKETING PRICES!!!!!!''

That means less for your families, more for ours!!! ''Down Down, Quality's staying down!! Down Down, it's an error, they're DOWN, DOWN (LOOK FOR THE COLES SIGN AUSTRALIA) Down Down(quality's down). Coles. Low quality, high price. (Not knocking Coles or anything, just mocking the add)

[frycook48]

The song is awesome, when it gets to the ''Down, Down'' bit, but the first bit SUCKS!!! Love this adds, so annoying, making it easy for me and my friends to annoy just about anyone. (P.S. I got a cardboard Down Down glove!!1 HOORAY!!!) :-S

[MapleProduceX]

Why are we watching ads on YouTube?

[potcfanatic]

This is so embarrassing for Australia.

[chestyfalla]

I wouldn't go down on her... not for any price

[TeReNo223]

there tryina do like those epic the good guys add with the cathy tune n shit....they obviously fail xD

[dimmy1985]

would be possible for someone to post up a version with the vocals AutoTuned? sure... they'd still need to be quantized like crazy since they can't sing in time... but at least the pitch will be more pleasant.

[rolfzzzz]

Shame on you coles... there are people in america that could use those big hands at baseball matches

[Dancer7524]

They copyed the sng downtown

[Dancer7524]

This is a stupid add why bother utting it on youtube

[memshayan]

whata terrible lady to put in ur ad and crappy singer too! omg its shit

[goldensurfer16]

......the fuck?

[GobbieSesh]

This is equal too or worse than cancer.

[TheHyperzz]

she is the reason why auto tune was invented

[GenItay]

@TheHyperzz Shes the reason the mute button was invented >.>

[natdawwg]

this is disturbing.. 

[akelahb94]

I couldn't even get through the entire video! -.- SMH

[Quarker99]

The only thing going down is my IQ.

[bla0004blake]

I don't know what is worse, the new coles ad, or rivers ads. Coles, I think you need a new singer.

[DarkKnight669100]

That woman in the green cardigan is trying to run away from that annoying bitch :P lol

[MegaUnicornShit]

Keep pressing 1 for F**k

[punkjake]

Keep pressing 7 for "Oh Yeah!"

[TheCtownn]

I HATE IT!

[nagauta]

thanks for wrecking a perfectly good song. Pay someone who actually sings for a living.

[bhp123654]

gosh coles get people who can sing

[KENO19911991]

Coles are a bunch of cunts.

[christafern]

I'm going straight DOWN to COLES right now! Oh Wait: there's no RUSH... these prices are STAYING DOWN! Thank you!

[sarr6]

Coles got caught red handed..

[Spectre1995]

Keep pressing 3 really fast.

[Spectre1995]

They're thumbs up are staying down.

[bryonyc11]

i think this has a bit of a sexual innuendo

[UkesNStuff]

This store might actually be the Dislike button of Austrailia

[stefcio007]

Keep pressing 1 over and over again!

[rohan316]

LOOK FOR THE BIG RED HAND AUSTRALIA

[kazamman33]

press 3 for orgasm

[520carpdiem]

no ad has made me cringe more.

[ScootTutorials]

i wud like this vid if they were saying DTF

[boyrichboy]

Who was the dick on smack, that was incharge, that actually believed her voice, was a voice of an angel? Jesus.. It scared my cat...

[johnskiiit]

press 7 repeatedly to hear what that bitch says when shove my big red finger up her

[boyrichboy]

@johnskiiit Fucking win!

[LeighbyTM]

@johnskiiit hahahaahaah

[zottd]

because these red hands go...down down...on your throat to strangle you to death!!

[YourVideoSuckz]

brb killing myself

[discotimelord]

I like the new woolworths ad where they're simply calling themselves "Woolies" and have people calmly saying "this is my woolies".

Now that's a good ad.

[rosalielove11]

This is just so bad.

[leighhdogg]

press 2 repeatedly fast and it looks like the skinny guy is wacking it to the fat guy.

[saintable11]

EVERY ONE PRESS 3 REPEATEDLY

[kyneticx]

looks like theyve already brought down the price of meth

[spankrod]

So now one can use the term "Coles Syndrome"?

[unknowncritic1]

this actually makes me want to quit my job at coles

[ezwRR]

ill use that finger to put in my bum

[mike4eva13]

26 seconds.



[xXd1s4b13dXx]

96 people work at coles

[xXd1s4b13dXx]

someone make a parody of this gay ad.....

[xXxMrPhatzxXx]

lol i hate the singing down down prices are fuckin down

[Stumpy426]

im going to woolies



[xZerko]

yes.. the red hand is telling me to dislike this video...

[gwenguo]

i don't know why, i really don't like this ad. everytime i hear the song, always piss me off.

[doctorj007]

i work for coles, we told them not to engage in gay ass shit like this. as usual, they don't listen......

[ctunce]

the pri-ces are stay-ing down, so forget all your trou-bles, forget all your care,