Dilbert: Good Morning and Bad Listener Video

[philpay95]

Dogbert sounds like a smart gangsta ?_?

[EvilDeadDJ]

fag

[tweek763]

man, dilbert is funny and all but sometimes he can be downright depressing. here is to never working in an office

[pickles454]

is dogbert eating rocks?

[Bellairs120466]

When Dogbert chews, his mouth looks like this:

-( )

[SapphireMist888]

First toon sounds just like my life. The second sounds like me when I'm talking to my boss.

[theend1245]

wtf yo is this supposed to be funny ?

[Lisergishnu]

In the first comic, when he says "to share the Joy?", Dogbert knows he's gotten himeself into a superior state of trolling.

[jpheitman]

DAMN that is some crunchy cereal! 

[LUMBARDO12]

Stop blocking my view of the wall!!!

[colenbrak]

dogberts voice sucked in the TV series compared to the animated shorts

[bigbagron]

@colenbrak dogberts voice sucked in the animated shorts compared to the comic

[colenbrak]

@bigbagron how did you know

[TheKorshan]

For andriafy: (First comic) Is there more to life than just working?

Yes, there's also the complaining about work, the nightly periods of unconsciousness and sweet sweet death.

Maybe I should have kids.

... To share the "Joy"?

(second comic)

Lately, every person I deal with seems to dissapoint me.

Every meeting starts late, ever answer is miss-leading, ever deadline is ignored.

And all work is shotily done! I guess what I'm saying is that today I need some empathy.

You are blocking my view

[DarkDain]

He says "too share the joy?"

[andriaify]

hello.is anyone can write down the conversation?thanks

[astrangeone]

Six tablespoons of sugar? Holy cow.

[s900203]

Nihilism. YEAH!!!

[birdlogic]

just watched a funny video- "customer Diss-Service" search FranK Noon & Johnny on Youtube...

[drones6190]

i thought he was gonna say ' all work is shit!'

[GreenPencil305]

Dogbert sounds like a black man.

[MeandrousScribe]

"...You are totally blocking my view of the wall."

[olisquercio]

man i always get depressed watching Dilbert, and still, I can't look away

[silverblue73]

14 people are ironic.

[WolfClant]

dogbert sounds black

[afroninja0000]

lol that's a lot of sugar.

[TheZombieV]

~ROFL.... "...And sweet, sweet death."

[emma2121212121]

"sweet, sweet death"- he says that as he puts sugar on his cornflakes

[MsSmileCentral]

i'm gonna use that wall line on somebody XD

[Boywhoflies]

@MsSmileCentral lol good idea

[SirenArchCar]

Holy crap man. He puts six scoops of sugar on that cereal.

[clovely000]

i love how he stresses JOY

[Tacityoshi1234]

I wish someone would make a tie that looks like Dilberts

[PcolaSteve4234]

They do. I have one.

[autobotgal]

Dogberts voice reminds me of either transformers animated or movie Jazz

[IPAWNMYQUEENS]

man dogbert looks so cool i bet danny devito get all the hot chicks

[pmckeown40]

your blocking my view of the wall HA im gonna use that one on my sister

[daxxx6]

dont u fucking hate it when somebody ruins the punch line for u right when you look at the comments?!

[Guildwars2250]

yeh, the only way to stop this is looking at the video first,but then u dont know wtf its about besdies the title.

[TaiRuiaznkid]

the cereal sounds really crunchy ROFL

[ryan50ryan]

i love crunchy cereal.

[immrmojorisin]

dogbert sounds kind of like darth vader but i don't think it's james earl jones

[aihuman001]

"quote from the video"

[MrFlyguy124]

@aihuman001 aww come on

[cutiemimi143]

i like dogberts voice its sounds better like this lol

[DickTaMs]

EPIC WORD "To share the joy?"

[thewhulk]

Morpieus is a Dog deal with it!

[afonsoaires]

Every series needs a black guy now... so they chose dogbert. Afirmative action :P

[dodgydogman]

Why does dogbert sound like a black guy? O.O

[vincentpol]

cuz he'z a dawg, dawg.

[flameomega1]

Maybe cause his VOICE ACTOR is black? -_-

[mecrazy5]

PWND!

[vtjakiela]

dilbert: maybe i should have kids...

dogbert: to, share the joy?

[tedofbeverlyhills]

Man I like this dogbert even better than the one in the animated series.

[tomyo669]

0:46 - 0:50 so mean!!

[LogicIsDying]

Dogbert, he's like a good version of Garfield.

[Draglx]

'to share the joy'

haha..i get it now :3

[chattyw87]

"to share the joy" Laugh Out Loud

[cak55]

this comes up as no longer available. saw it yesterday. now it's gone.

[twilightstar86]

Greatest strip  ever

[newyy1]

I am so going to say that to someone.

"You are totally blocking my view of the wall."

[carennas]

haha ditto! i'm gunna do that to the next loser at a bar that's trying to hit on me:p

[newyy1]

I hope I'm sitting next to you in that bar when you say that to some loser. If the person next to you starts laughing uncontrollably, that's me!

[carennas]

i hardly sit at a bar:p it's all walking around and scoping people out and strutting sexily while everybody stares at me and tries to talk to me.. ehehe:p it's when someone would purposely force me to talk to them that would make me say that to them:p

[FunkyNinja22]

ya your probably a fat brit, lol

[carennas]

ahhhh i love how people call me fat despite already knowing what my weight is and can even see a pic of me. just love the ignorance.

[carennas]

meh, you can have all the anorexic chicks you want.

[noharmonicalurch]

amen to that

[puella177]

The point is you can tell guys you're not interested without directly insulting them and the answer can still be witty and original;) But... it takes intelligence. Oh, Missed! lol

Dear Sirs - same here. Please behave...

[carennas]

i guess you're not accustomed to constantly being hit on, but gently telling someone i'm not interested just doesn't work when it comes to guys i'm not into. i'm sorry that you're at the other end of the stick. HA!

[puella177]

You're confusing 'gentle' with 'polite'. You have still sooo much to learn, carennas... I am sorry that you only attract total idiots. Well, happens.

[carennas]

yah, well, that's what happens when you're attractive, you attract all kinds of people.

[gaaralee1234]

sniiiiiffff*............oh i get it!

[morninglory99]

"To share the...joy?" xD

[CrazyInTheMix613]

ROTFLMAO

[kkaayynniinnee]

This is my favorite comic strip!

[CJAproductionsINC]

"You are TOTALLY blocking my view of the wall."

[burningpig102]

And sweet, sweet death. :D

[sendtothefunnyfarm]

the voices in the cartoon series sound better

[jbriggity]

I never pictured the voices like that. They should get the guy who play garfield.

[MySerpentine]

Agreed.

It's still funny, though.

[suraiga]

You mean Lorenzo Music? He's no longer with us. ;_;

[matonmatresses]

is it me or does dilbert look like a person that wouldn't talk much

[cartoonlover2326]

Dogbert is so dark.

[Bazman5000]

as in black??? lol

[foamyfan231]

poor dilbert "you are totally blocking my view of the wall"

[chaospoet]

I can't stop laughing. You're totally blocking my view of the wall. Best reply to anything ever.

[Imadjinn]

This is the first of these to make me laugh out loud.

"You are totally blocking my view of the wall" indeed.

[idiotjim]

"sweet sweet death"...thats truly real

[Lambocoon]

"You are totally blocking my view of the wall..."

i'll have to use that someday :P

[Dake21]

the kids part about "showing happiness" is right in my opinion.

[LoveofthePhantom]

Dogburt must really like sugar

[RainmanZ93]

Sweet sweet death...

[GinnyRocks2]

you are totally blocking my view of the wall lol

[sweetpary]

I feel a little stupid but I remember Dilbert and Dogbert's voices differently. -_-' I read the comics all the time but I haven't seen an ep in awhile...

[zzzzaah]

i like how his tie sticks up

[AM9974]

lol i read this in the comics everday

[varishnakov]

dogbert's voice is the only good voice acting on here

[curiouslittleboy]

"You are totally blocking my view of the wall." Priceless. LOL!

[Tulkastaldo]

dogbert is an urban poetry slam artist? Fine with me.

[KuiperDesu]

This is nowhere near as good as the animated series was. Dilbert can exist well as a 3-panel strip or a 20-minute episode, but not in short clips like these.

[longie88]

wow, family guy looks way different now! (i'm being sarcastic of course)

[Inknights]

Your toatly blocking my view of the wall!

LOL

[indigoeast4444]

I love dogburts voice!

that was funny.

[rockstar55519]

You are totally blocking my view of the wall. xD

[LAUGHmaniac123]

lol. to share the joy? you are totally blocking my view of the wall.

[NelsonClay]

To share the...joy?

Nice.

I never understood just why Dogbert and Dilbert live together, Dogbert is pretty much evil.

[AbbiNixdorf]

Not as evil as Catbert. Dogbert is the mix of Good that is Ratbert and pure uncontained evil that is the H.R department. Sorry, I meant to say Catbert XD

[billinsocal]

Never ask Dogbert for empathy.  You won't get any...

[Azno]

Whoa...I didn't know Dogbert was black. xD

[hoosyerdaddie]

It's weird to see Dilbert with a mouth.

[zapzupnz]

It is. But it suits him in the animated series from tthe late 90s.

[indianjonaslove]

terrible

[SEXYPLUNKY]

im too used to the real episodes so im not used to the voices , i remember reading these they are very funny.

[curiouslittleboy]

The first one from Dogbert was freakin' hilarious. XD LOL!

[pitviper12345]

lol the last one's funny XD

[DJLorenzen]

The nightly time of unconsciousness

To share the joy!? xD

[Harpoonerman]

Note to self: Don't share problems with Dogbert.

[tacokid9]

dogburt sounds like Mr.T

[ebag10]

na more like morpheus lol

[elijahkennedy]

almost like william shatner

[shinjipu]

i'd love to share my problems with dogbert..lolz

[loperspest]

Hmm, I never thought of Dogbert as being 'black' sounding.

[holycrapapie]

gotta lov dilbert!

[michaljacksons]

lol