Dave Barry is NOT a humorist. He is not comical, witty, clever, droll, mirthful, jocular, farcical, zany, or funny. Exactly like this video. WOW, it's worse than cock cancer.
AAARRRRR!!!! Ye saucy wench! This be a fine lesson in the ways of the pirate!!! I be a member of the Happy Pirate Crew. When we takes a vessle, we board them, then tickle them till they peeeee. AAARRRR.....
Cripes me hearties, in the Whitsundays its pirate day, every day. You lilly livered land lubbers would be hauled to the yard arm before you could say "put another shrimp on the barby".
Correction 1: The Pirate Guy's Official Talk Like a Pirate Day website does not include the word "day" at the end of the URL. It's TalkLikeAPirate dot com. Sorry guys!
Correction 2: That was supposed to be "Scupper that," not scuffer, in the opener.
Dave Barry is NOT a humorist. He is not comical, witty, clever, droll, mirthful, jocular, farcical, zany, or funny. Exactly like this video. WOW, it's worse than cock cancer.
KingKook 7 months ago
Aye! She be one fine saucy pirate wench!
possuman 3 years ago
You definatly don't make a good pirate but I bet your real good at other things (wink) YaRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
sp00ktube 3 years ago
Wow, I saw this chick doing interracial porn videos on You tube porn channel! She's hot
jettkrash 3 years ago
I'd love to bend her over the side of my boat and make her walk my plank.
Tradd9 3 years ago
id like to climb your missen mast baby lol
BeantownJim 3 years ago
ALAS, tis a year gone by and we ARRRRGH still celebratin
DailyBoater 3 years ago 4
ha ha ha..you sound like a pikey at 4m 30s with that dodgey pirate voice.
chrismallyon 3 years ago
AAARRRRR!!!! Ye saucy wench! This be a fine lesson in the ways of the pirate!!! I be a member of the Happy Pirate Crew. When we takes a vessle, we board them, then tickle them till they peeeee. AAARRRR.....
SkivMarine 3 years ago 2
nice boat
AMVVir 4 years ago 2
Cripes me hearties, in the Whitsundays its pirate day, every day. You lilly livered land lubbers would be hauled to the yard arm before you could say "put another shrimp on the barby".
Cool.
channelwhitsunday 4 years ago 2
Well shiver me timbers, thar be's a fine set of icicles on yer foc'sle thar miss Julie.
Aye aye aharghh etc etc lol
Jagdtoq 4 years ago
Correction 1: The Pirate Guy's Official Talk Like a Pirate Day website does not include the word "day" at the end of the URL. It's TalkLikeAPirate dot com. Sorry guys!
Correction 2: That was supposed to be "Scupper that," not scuffer, in the opener.
Have a great holiday everyone!
~TheBoaters TV Crew
TheBoatersTV 4 years ago