Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this,
lol i bet theres a bunch of "fanboys" i believe they're called all like wtf this is gay, oh and who the fuck would rather read than watch a movie what the hell
Okay, first of all, if you don't use ur imagination, ur letting ppl think for u, instead of u thinking for urself. and if u dont have ur i will, it is all to easy for ppl to control you, go read a book!
@ChazRamirezj seriously I've been seeing this site mentioned and don't they make you take a quiz etc and pretend that you can see the movie? It's like 2 more days until the movie...well 1 since most people will be lined up late at night on the 29th for the midnight premiere....
@pollyscarlet If your saying this sucks, I agree. Look, I know your saying that the REAL ones suck.......then go cry yourself to sleep cause I don't care and I'm sure other twilighters would agree
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Fartsy much?
IceBlueCream13 4 days ago
What the hell? What the f was that? Get a life!!
MsKayla71 6 days ago
thats why i watch the movies and dont read the books. so theres no dissapointment :P
warriorsluver23 1 week ago
this is stupid
u know ppl with NO LIVES make theese kinds of videos
unkownmusicluvr123 2 weeks ago
racheloll
MiSzxCHRiSTY 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i like the move not the book
meadows6278 1 month ago
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meadows6278 1 month ago
grape drink.... waiter mellon..... dreads..... RACISSMMMM LOOOOOLS
NoodlesVERSESpoptart 1 month ago
sick lol
scottttt24 2 months ago
That's not Breaking Dawn, that's New Moon. Silly MattG.
junebug017 2 months ago
hahaha, so stupid..yet so funny
ilyellie312 2 months ago
ya...new moon.that tooooo badddd.the book is far most better than movie that is most better than this annoying scene.
sims20057 4 months ago in playlist TWILIGHT
id like to point out that the name is Breaking dawn spoiler but the scene is from new moon
onemorenightthefirst 4 months ago
anyone else notice this is new moon, not breaking dawn?
Twilightgirlforeverx 5 months ago
i laughed so hard when i saw jay LOL
slimchance54 5 months ago
dammit I make matt sick.
Cupcakelovification 5 months ago in playlist 2009 season
lol that was so funny he let you all alone in the woods man
ncheer71199 6 months ago
y0 i read the books, but id waayyyyyy rather watch tv than go outside lol
Soladod 6 months ago
YOU SOOOO FUCKINGGG STUPID
twigrc 6 months ago
@101amaze good thing he is canadian???
jazzythetank 6 months ago
Americans are really not very funny
101amaze 6 months ago
hair
ILoveMyAsianEyesFTW 6 months ago
ill bet the chicks mickey is bigger than his too.ha
cangletar 6 months ago
i don,t read. but i still think that dudes a dick.he ain't funny neither.
cangletar 6 months ago
stupid
xxJBandTLxx 6 months ago
Tbh, reading the book is better than watching the film...
ImEmbarrasedDontHate 6 months ago
Your funny i liked the video
smexxicheerleader 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
brielleandcami 7 months ago
BREAKING WIND > BREAKING DAWN
dracofirex 7 months ago 2
wtf why was laurent eating watermelon i was rollin when i watched this though
8309322 7 months ago
ur lucky to have a girl bend over in ur face... except when she farts
passdeduchie 7 months ago
hahagahahahahaa i love this too funny :'D
Smilerlol123 7 months ago
shut up
shaund5 8 months ago
Your so mouth watermelon... Lol
AlphabetConjunction 8 months ago
pissing myself laughing. this so so should have been in vampire sucks
JennyKenobi09 9 months ago
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kingbob621 9 months ago
the book made me puke when bella has the baby
FunnyBunny6000 9 months ago
click on this if you have to watch an ad 0:00
skaterkid2720 9 months ago
WTF
diazlife12 9 months ago
this would be new moon, dumbass. xD
lilypad112233 10 months ago
grape soda and watermelon...HAHAHA
KayCeeBeni 11 months ago
whats wrong with ur ha here and twilight sucks
dchowderr 11 months ago
do you have green eye brows? i think it is my computer is messing up please tell me so if it is my computer i can fix it thanks!
KERRINGTON98 1 year ago
@KERRINGTON98 maybe mii computer is messed up too thenn..
MileyFan254 1 year ago
@MileyFan254 haha
KERRINGTON98 1 year ago
AHAAAA XD THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN VAMPIRES SUCK.
I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS.
XxtheafterlifexX 1 year ago 32
bella!!~XD
maryjayfox 1 year ago
waste of my time.
ryangurneygurney 1 year ago
"you cant escape it" lmao i love it :)
Lucia75117 1 year ago
om i smell it too!!@@
Cdr2651 1 year ago
LMAO PPLZ have NO LIFE!!!!
JayJay28001 1 year ago
he should torn his shirt off XD
MasterOfDisguise116 1 year ago 2
Pourrie :)
MlleLuDivinee 1 year ago
juice!
IZrocks1000 1 year ago
mohawk FTW
MCRmySoldier4Life 1 year ago
is that a turtle beach x31@2:22??
xsHarppz 1 year ago
i love the face the girl makes when she farts xD
wonderfrog07 1 year ago
I just cracked up when he said "He left ya here. All alone mon." xD
TheRandomDork 1 year ago
omg!
how halourios is this!?!?!
misspixie626 1 year ago
bella! dont fart in my face! lol awesome job so funny!
heavymetel17 1 year ago
my ex was a twilight fanboy........thats why he is my ex, i cant stand twilight and how could a guy like that so much and not be gay...?
oranges9are9 1 year ago
lol
mr4random 1 year ago
i luv her shoes XD
Threatsketch 1 year ago
LOL I HATE TWILIGHT IT SUCKS!
americangirl12561 1 year ago
you would look better with short hair...
julsmul 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
"Aw...Taco bell again?" *Face scrunches* FART
...
"Last time your ever gonna see me" *Face scrunches* FART
*Kisses*
Thbbbbbbbbbbbbttt......
Haha and when shes all like lying down with stomach ache.. HA xD
Beaulahness 1 year ago 55
lol i bet theres a bunch of "fanboys" i believe they're called all like wtf this is gay, oh and who the fuck would rather read than watch a movie what the hell
bkg360 1 year ago
Omg that was fantastic!!!!!!!
95smileybear 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
basshunterdotA09 1 year ago
lmao
MsZutara 1 year ago
That was dissappointing.
beachp1016 1 year ago
i love her hairrrrrrr.
smithcommarandi 1 year ago
this is stupid
milenaxxx123 1 year ago
hahah the amish
MBCTProductions 1 year ago
My names Rachel ;)
anacondaproductions 1 year ago
feux hawk, why...why mattg???
ihartmetal 1 year ago
mohawk ?! looks hot :D
xxaudreyxx777 1 year ago
love it! ha ha
teamjacob546 1 year ago
"Ugh. It smells like garlic!"
Hahaa.
I love her shoes. :)
ilovemusic333 1 year ago
Okay, first of all, if you don't use ur imagination, ur letting ppl think for u, instead of u thinking for urself. and if u dont have ur i will, it is all to easy for ppl to control you, go read a book!
flzy1297 1 year ago
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO JAY<3
BAMnessMAN 1 year ago
You were thinking i LIKE this?
I HATE it.
BuzyBeezz 1 year ago
dude u are a dunba** who gave you the right to do this crap, you know a lot of twilight fans will be mad about this
FordElite76 1 year ago
@FordElite76 duNba**?
Majorshake3 1 year ago
its funny how the first time she farts hes liike (in a painful voice)"what was that"
hadslasher47 1 year ago
LOL funny
kota3214 1 year ago
"Bella dnt fart in my face ! " Lmao.... jay looks more like jacob <3 teehee
sostorga 1 year ago
hahahahha thats the fart thingy, i used to have that.
XxXEdwardCullenXx 1 year ago
best twilight spoof ive seen. and ive seen my share:P
lovechild98 1 year ago
shut the fuck up about people who read the book, its better!
thefreakofnaturesm 1 year ago
LOL!
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ChazRamirezj 1 year ago 18
@ChazRamirezj seriously I've been seeing this site mentioned and don't they make you take a quiz etc and pretend that you can see the movie? It's like 2 more days until the movie...well 1 since most people will be lined up late at night on the 29th for the midnight premiere....
I think it's bullshit spam.
femmefatale1990 1 year ago
hahaha so funny..... all she said was what!!!!!
124ursie 1 year ago
I lol'd so hard.
BloodCat22 1 year ago
that was my favorite scene, too!! i can't believe they would cut it out!
auntieem46 1 year ago
New Moon is amazing ! I saw this at twilight-now . com .
DaraSCarter 1 year ago
^^ funny haha !
Twichesimpletwo 1 year ago
she walks wierdly
dinodude1100 1 year ago
dats sooo stupid!!
xxxxmariaxkatexxxx 1 year ago
LOOOL
SnoFlakex 1 year ago
lmao "what happened right there...was nothing.." haha!!
bordechica06 1 year ago
LMFAO.
Lettee 1 year ago
stupid
reeva11 1 year ago
fag
dimiii1 1 year ago
XDD
i love this.
MuiOdeshum 1 year ago
omg thats not even Bella and Edward at ALL!!!!
MrIMBrendan 1 year ago
Your hair looks awesome that way. That was really gross. Thanks for that :)
Genesis2091 1 year ago
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! :D
dancinqt125 1 year ago
your hair looks funny
sarathoughtonnothing 1 year ago
wtf is with you & farting matt. lol./
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Wendy9796 1 year ago
funny but im a really big twilight fan and that was stupid what you did how could u rip of twilight... anyway ur pretty funny
hidden1twilightfan 1 year ago
@hidden1twilightfan everyone makes parodies of movies and stuff.calm down
browniesyumyum 1 year ago
lol jamacan guy eating waetrmellon
JustJaida 1 year ago 2
lol "It smells like garlic...I'm a vampire!"
DontMindManda 1 year ago 2
LMFAO! The faces she made where hilarious!
saracidal3303 1 year ago
rofl!!!
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heartforanimals 1 year ago
LoLTaco Bell again?
bordechica06 1 year ago
u a quarter lol so freakin funny
anlimo44 1 year ago
Geez, don't you have anything else to do kid?
wetcrack13 1 year ago
do yOU?
MrDip02 1 year ago
lmao hilarious hahahahaha
Vian1995 1 year ago 3
omg that was fucking funny!!! =D
fallingstar382 1 year ago 3
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get a life come on i didn't eve find this funny and i laugh at anything
spanishaustralian 1 year ago
rofl
matt94dog 1 year ago
LMFAOOOO : D i love watching ur vids when im feeling down.. its just great ahah
spiffyxpandaxgirl 1 year ago 3
i agree the books are much better than the movies i dont like the movies at all
bella5ish 1 year ago
hahahaha sick -_-
emisummerful 1 year ago
I like how all she ever says is, "WHAT?" xD
tresza 1 year ago 45
Fact - Twilight MOVIES suck dildo Fact - The books are awesome if you get into it.
luigihijklmn 1 year ago
the movies do suck.
pollyscarlet 1 year ago 4
@pollyscarlet If your saying this sucks, I agree. Look, I know your saying that the REAL ones suck.......then go cry yourself to sleep cause I don't care and I'm sure other twilighters would agree
MissMedia97 1 year ago
why is bella asian?
whatever.
i think the taco bell farting joke was drawn out for too long
TheAngelWithOneWing 1 year ago
she isnt asian LMFAO.
pollyscarlet 1 year ago
youre lazy assed bitch
Coolio1198 1 year ago
a hair looks gay this vid
amazazing77 1 year ago
ok, that had to be the most retarted video i have ever seen in my life. but i was funny. (:
taylorlorene 1 year ago
how can you call this video retarded if you cant even spell retarded lmfao.
pollyscarlet 1 year ago 3
Wow. Seriously?
The book was so much better
shannynlaine 1 year ago
"You can't escape it." rofl
AweKomiEzZ 1 year ago
what the freak?
nicolejonas1116 1 year ago
Find another hobby dude!
Clairerobbo85 1 year ago
you should do the same troll
MrDip02 1 year ago
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Is your life that empty that you have to do something so lame to get abit of attention from people who all think you suck. Seriously, lifes too short to toss it off, do something PRODUCTIVE with it!
Clairerobbo85 1 year ago
hahaha she farts in hins face....OMG :)
KleinesFin07 1 year ago
hahaha XD hilarious!
i looove your hair!!! XD
RacheLalax3 2 years ago 4
ok i have to say that was pretty good lol
acbhamham 2 years ago
RUBBISH BOO
billc1709 2 years ago
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TheNawtii 2 years ago
LOL
loveesTokioHotel 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha
germanTokio 2 years ago
haha! she had a farting prob.!
GirlUdontwannakno 2 years ago 2
the amish lolz
NycBlackout 2 years ago
hahahaha. "you can't escape it." xD
NaNaNessa25251 2 years ago 2
why is this so funnyyyyy.
it's so awesome to see old school fart jokes, oh god.
VitaminMonday 2 years ago
holy crap matt!!! thanks i finally figures out why edward was gone for a week!!!!!! bella was on her period!!!
invaderpink 2 years ago
i love your hair.
Ilovepie1231000 2 years ago
Matt lmfao, leave it to you to make a video about farts :]
Oh, stfu you know I love you x]
~Zexion ♥
LyfeDenied 2 years ago
Kind of disgusting, but funny.
Swiitchx 2 years ago
WTF was that
kryspy256 2 years ago
tht was so racist with laurent as a black person i am offended haha but i am amused lol
PrettyInPinkGurl324 2 years ago
hm. dont like that shit. its stupid ^^ nothing special u know?
chiisaiyumii 2 years ago
your a sick gay son of a bitch
imhigh67 2 years ago
I don't usually like stuff like this but lol
rachiekidd 2 years ago
OMFG!!!!! i love New Moon but that was hilarious!! LMFAO!!!
<333
VotedMostHated 2 years ago
That was terrible, stupid, and distucting! Nasty it was the worst, not even funny.
nathanielsE1 2 years ago
LMAO !!! :}
mistryhorse 2 years ago
moron...so g@y
raveboy24 2 years ago
nooooot...funny :/
xoxoBeatlesLovexoxo 2 years ago
stupid, boring, utter rubbish
adahpfan 2 years ago
That was freakin Stupid, I don't personally think flatulence is funny!
Twillightfan669 2 years ago
hahahahhahahhaha
loisannwapril 2 years ago
that was epicc!!! such a good idea!! cleverrr!
youarestupidxxx 2 years ago
her face! ahaha
Lauz180 2 years ago 2
I was a little overdone but funny non-the-less.
You are so "mouth watering (watermelon)", that was funny to me.
priscillachristine 2 years ago 2
that was amazing lol
jonathanbain14 2 years ago
that soooo dumb
MissCute12311 2 years ago
this is great, stupid, but great!
OoEvelynXx 2 years ago
The AMISH!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! too funny
tiffanyjjensen10 2 years ago
lol that wwas stupid but really funny
lylahizzeta 2 years ago
i want some watermelon
ThomasXp 2 years ago 4
lol DON'T FART IN MY FACE!
ZevilTaco 2 years ago 4
That was funny lol.GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!
angelofdeath8588 2 years ago