ali g harvard speach part 2

[NitroDSP]

i wish he did MIT's commencement instead of a bunch of sell out. Big ups to the scientist's massive!!

[lionheart9999]

hahaha some of the people in this keeping straght faces what a bunch of douch bags

[epicquan]

@rockstarit he is still real good and it must be so hard coz he has used so many jokes up

[rockstarrist]

Almost all of the material is repeated from the UK version o Da Ali G Show. Why can't he write new material? Damn.

[Zejex]

The reason he graduated from Campridge? To show the whole world how fucked up it is. He did it just because people are stupid. You go figure.

[llewsedwod]

why was he escorted by police at the end???

[gasgas270]

Brilliant. What a twat in the background...you know who I mean......

[AlexSnowBob]

the funny thing is sacha baron cohen (ali g) went to Cambridge and read History... he's probably as clever if not cleverer than most of them.

[Izahdnb]

Any school would be awesome for gettin Ali G to speak

[pskerries]

he's a talented,funny mfkr!Viva la the black Ali G!:)

[shahmirdh]

Ali G aka Sacha Baron Cohen was educated at Cambridge.

[spamburgerizer]

6:18 Look how hard red tie and stick up the ass is trying not to laugh.

[MrBubbakool]

fuckin pakies problem for the world

[ZagiEscobar]

Lol, harvard must have their students like a joke. Is this really harvard, why would they get Ali G to give jokes and talk shit to such a critical audience?

[jhanababa]

I am pakistani and i dont think that offensive.It is funny.

[battycrease1992]

hahaha did he actually get arrested after that

[willy12345ization]

Hahahha the little jewish fella's a legend!!

[ClassicHolic]

yay i'm from thailand!!

[TheUgbad]

to all those snobby people in the audience waving their fans looking down on him... bet you didnt know that he went to cambridge which is the best university in the UK and is probably more clever than your son/daughter.

[TK0S3]

Over 75% of the people have no souls. Those aren't people because people are supposed to have souls.If the funniest man alive can't make you laugh....just go ahead and kill yourself.

[3waybar]

this guy is a LEGEND

[dannyOdr]

Its more funny to think that Sasha baron cohen (the guy who plays Ali G) went to the UK's version of Harvard.

[MrCherubhair1]

@dannyOdr Cambridge stated way before harvard so harvard is americas version of cambridge.

[TheVikingVictor]

The guy is genious but there is no way the American's would get his type of humour in a month of Sundays ..

[addycorp2]

i has got a dream... of little black girls.. and little white girls... playin wif each other... LOL

[sexdrugsRnR]

princtons got so many pretentiousness

[tookme1hr2comeupwith]

big up yo' self princeton!!! LMAO!!

[naryanr]

I think the crowd do actually really like it, there's a few people who keep rolling their eyes, but the crowd generally are always laughing, even though you can't hear it.

[PeterSmeter]

Man this crowd sucks.

[transcanAngelo]

Respect...

[chickenshieee]

The guy in the red tie couldn't have more arrogant look... seems like not even Harvard could help him

[stoinge]

@chickenshieee lol yeah

[electrogear]

The guy in the suit behind to the left never cracks a smile! The guy behind him has this constantly intruiged look on his face, and props to the woman at the front for having a good sense of humour :D

[Subhananwar94]

"black white, brown or pakistani, we all come from the same place... the punani" LMFAOOOOO!!

btw. im pakistani and i dont find that offensive

[ballbagbaggins]

@Subhananwar94

good for you because a lot of people would who arent even pakistani

[ohlookafireball]

@ballbagbaggins Do you know what punani actually is?:)

[ballbagbaggins]

@ohlookafireball

yes but he is saying hes not offended by it and i say good for you, subhananwar for not being offended as sometimes people get offended too easy.

a punani is a type of toasted sandwich of course.

[sidd230890]

You need BALLS!!! (LIKE BALLS X 1000000000000) to go in front of "possibly" the most intelligent group of people and say PUNAaNI!!!!!

[JohnF30Music]

@sidd230890 harvard students are the most intelligent group of people? LOLLLLLLLLLLL. no they are not. harvard just consists of the students that spent the most time studying in school. Intelligence has nothing to do with getting good grades in freaking high school.

[sidd230890]

@JohnF30Music well i just meant they are knowledgeable... more than a lotta people... nothin else... Peace:)

[bristles1000]

@JohnF30Music some people don't have enough money to go to expensive places like that but are very intelligent, true intelligence can't be taught

[aneal138]

@JohnF30Music Intelligent people would have taken the $152,000 (plus room board gas books and misc) and invested it in their 401k instead of realizing they'd probably be defaulting in 2 years (in the US, 75% of students default in 2 years after graduation) because of degree inflation. Intelligent people don't pay $38,000 a year to see pretty flowers and good landscaping and old buildings, they go out and make it happen.

[dageezerboi]

@JohnF30Music very true, shame so many seem to base intelligence on education 

[jayroo10]

"I have a dream, little black girls, and little white girls playing with each other" hahahaha

[shyadeny]

LOL look at all these uptight people trying to act all classy and putting on 'bored' faces all the way through. This is just so sad. Your lives don't always have to be filled with so called high class, formal shit. Loosen up losers lol

[kalllesvensson]

@shyadeny losers? Jsut because you are poor.....

[shyadeny]

@kalllesvensson and i hadn't realized that there were still idiots out there who are immature and stupid enough that they are incapable of understanding the meaning behind the whole context not just one segment of it. It's quite alright, not everyone can successfully develop enough to meet the acceptable standards of our society.

[kalllesvensson]

@shyadeny junky......

go back to oklahoma

[shyadeny]

@kalllesvensson That has got to be the greatest and the best come back there ever will be. That was insanely intelligent that it's impossible to say anything that will match it. I am truly amazed. How could someone possibly come up with something this brilliant? Oh man, you should give those Harvard graduates a speech yourself on how to throw the most clever and intelligent come backs. I'll arrange it for you. I'm dying to learn from you.

[kalllesvensson]

@shyadeny stfu you poor man....

Fix your life and get some life insurance before you hate on rich people...

[shyadeny]

@kalllesvensson Man your come backs are just getting smarter and smarter I just can't keep up! Slow down there Mr. Rich guy. If it makes you feel good about yourself to act "rich" (so to speak) so you could pretend to be the boss over everyone on the internet, I won't stop you. Where else would you get to be something you can never become? In fact, the whole world would like to show our sympathy towards you.. After all, we are faced with economic crisis here.

[kalllesvensson]

@shyadeny Yeah, im getting richer and richer and you poorer and poorer......

I love living in luxury and guess what? My dad pays for everything........

And you are still living in a cave like a fucking animal...

[TheGamegineer]

@kalllesvensson

You, dad pays for everything...........sounds like a loser to me.

Me, age 17, accelerated 2 times in elementary school and 2 times high school. And is an NC2 Electrical Engineer. I pay for everything.

[kalllesvensson]

@TheGamegineer who gives 2 shits about you?

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@kalllesvensson Stupid cunt for using 'poor' as an insult.

[kalllesvensson]

@3rdAutisticCuckoo stfu you can't even afford food...

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@kalllesvensson You can't even afford a clue.

[AlienMagi]

@shyadeny the guys behind sacha are actually laughing a bit

[Zejex]

@shyadeny Exactly, my father is academic, and he is being silly most of the time.

[NitroDSP]

@shyadeny ZZOOOOO my god. how stupid are you. Do you think they would invite him if they didnt't like him?? I LOL'ed at your comment, your a fool. But if makes you feel any better a fool fools who would never get in Harvard agree with you. GET A REAL JOB LOSER!!!

[wreyoG]

black white brown or..pakistani... LMAO..epic

[joev4]

Alexandclau don't leave retarded comments if u don't like him then go watch the nature channel or study the weather channel. Although being a Ali g fan this wasn't his best performance I can't believe they allowed him to speak. And u claim he's the dumb one .... It was the event organizer who should take the wrap for that one not Ali g.

[homieisserial89]

'We all come from the same place.. the punnanie'

[TheLouisCL]

Somehow I feel I've saw this before

[GeneralFuzzums]

"i haf a dream. of little black girls.....and little white girls.....playin' wit each ofer."

[gruesfuy]

that was so shite lucky he is funny the rest of the time. dont try to be funny to nerds you'll only make them get a nose bleed. lost respect. before anyone has a go at me i have a degree at syduni eco, qualified spark and pro punter on US gallops. im just bored in the airport K.

[fatprawn1]

Amazing how he can take on the Ali G persona despite being a highly educated Cambridge University graduate. I wonder how many people will assume otherwise due to the character that he plays here

[phil7godlike]

´´actions speak louder than birds´´

[benolt123]

we all come from the same place , the punani xD

briliant :p

[muzapstar]

Man, we're doomed.

[hukles1]

i hope hes doing somethijng new bruno was funny

[manimgoindowndown]

"Wherever you come from Black, white, or Pakistani....we all come from the same place Punanni"

Big it up Princeton!

[45123]

did he really get taking in to jail? lol

[glaztheman]

He is absolutely brilliant

[Nakor420ish]

You could hear the mood change when he made a crack about JFK. Still a very touchy subject.

[FLICKITTOME]

check out the guy in the black suit on his right, it's like he hardly approves of Ali..must not laugh!

[webeskimo]

do americans know him???

[spyu]

You have to be smart to be funny. And this guy is smart!

[rafalthe1]

lol at the police in the end

[hancock200820082008]

All you parents out there who chose to invest in your kids future... IS YOU MENTAL? bahahahahahhahahhahaha

[makhwushi]

dis da best speach

[MrVodkaAnyone]

Did he get the arrested at the end ?

[fourbabies1]

@MrVodkaAnyone "Did he get arrested at the end?"

no, it was an act.

[StretchGargan]

Funny how all that crowd is american but yet there is 2 kinds, The "American Americans" which dont get British comedy and the "Well cultured" i guess which are laughing their ass off =D

I still wish he was doing this character :)

[brannighan212]

actions speak louder than birds XD

[nio4]

actually i cried in this cried in this one... =)

[hd9xc1k2]

The guy in a suit behind him cannot roll his eyes enough.

[suroj]

@hd9xc1k2 He's one of those attention seekers who want to be on the podium and is disgusted that Ali G i there instead of him.

[Nickamsweet]

@hd9xc1k2 his 'intelligence' is probably far too advanced to understand the level of comedy that's going on... either that or he's bricking it cos he has to stand up and speak sooon

[Youtubitiano]

I was arrested?

[jakubkrcma]

99 % of people in the video did not understand the jokes or were too insincere to show they did. The future is wonderful with this lot as the leaders...

[SMOTH1289]

Some of the people in the audience have no sense of humour!

[gega1aq1]

@SMOTH1289 some , say most of them man if i was there [like hell i would] i would've cracked up

[Spiderjammed]

@SMOTH1289

For example, the guy sitting behind Ali on the left. C'mon mate - enjoy yourself.

[TheRozza333]

i would say that 75% of the crowd had no sense of humor.

[maganastris]

Ummm... did anyone else realize he's not actually there.

[SituationUK]

@maganastris He's a comedian/actor, lmao. He's actually really intelligent!

[bobbys66]

That prick in the red tie on the left hand side is such a miserable cunt he didn't even clap at the end.

[SituationUK]

@bobbys66 I know eh, typical Americans.

[trinekkini]

The last joke was awesome...I laughed so hard...

'Black, white, brown or Pakistani..we all comes from the same place......The Punani'

LMAOOOO!! Hahahahahahahahahhaah...

And the hilarious part is...Ali G's is incredibly clever with a scholarship from Cambridge's top colleges - he probably will kill any clever guy in the crowd...Most dumb Americans in the crowd dont realize that - thats why the crowd is so tough.

[LoLNoobCorp]

2;20 i s part 2

[a7exisonfire17]

LOL DAMN HARVARDS GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR!!

[Trgvo]

Genius!!!

[youngarmenian]

I is got a dream...of little black girls and little white girls playing with each other , lets make it happen looooooooooooool...

:))))))))

by the way kofi annan's speech is pretty much like this tomorrow....loool

[UNoob99]

lmao, Koffi Anan's speech is pretty much like this tomorrow!!!!

[kBk01]

amazing

[manimgoindowndown]

"Big it up Princeton"

[lorenzoexperience15]

Deep

[BitOveRate]

this man is the forefather of obsceneties

[chichagofra]

c how he was escorted by police at end lolol

[SelaamHabesha]

haha "we all come from the same place... the punani." This man is so clever. I'm surprised Harvard chose Ali G for their commencement speech speaker- their reactions were wrapped up with the look on that guys face (mr. no laugh).

[wellingtonsc75]

mr no laugh = douchebag

[Frozenix]

and he said it w/o a script, great practice

[Stratocaster1111]

That was one of the most inspirational and meaningful speeches I've ever watched.

All cleverly disguised in a funny Ali G costume.

Respect!!!

[TheMad78]

They was not ready for dis!

[Nikon05]

mr. no laugh didnt even clap at the end. old guys behind him were lovin it. what a sourpuss

[superchoongster]

The ironic thing is that he actually graduated from the University of Cambridge.

[RunscapeHacks4U]

2:20 to get to where you left off from part 1. thumbs up so people can see

[NolaMedic504]

@RunscapeHacks4U 2:30

[NolaMedic504]

@RunscapeHacks4U 2:32

[Solocidi]

@RunscapeHacks4U Thank You!

[RunscapeHacks4U]

@Solocidi no problem :P

[TheFogey17]

@RunscapeHacks4U 2:30 you mean

[wreyoG]

@TheFogey17 hahahaha chill out swiss boy....it s only 10 seconds...

[Back4Fungame]

Respek to the baron, takes some serious balls to pull this show off in front of that audience!

[grisznik]

We all come from the punani :)

[Itsnotthisitsnotthat]

Martin Luther Van Dross

[TheWayshowerTube]

Ali G: I see thousands of people with different dreams. But it's important never to forget where you come from. Because White, Black, Brown or Pakistani, we all comes from the same place..... the punani....

[woowdini9]

Hat's off for harvard for getting AG to be speaking...it's just a way of connecting it to the next generation, if it's work, who cares....

[lemm12]

why did he get arrested????

[thone2008]

@lemm12

part of the act

[DaItalianstalian]

see the cop escort him out at the end all set up but still good !

[nybiggs]

Disregarding whether or not you like his speech, this guy is going off the top of his head. Impressive.

[iwillbombyou]

He is just too good at stand up

[coolmbn]

Ali G: White,Black,Brown,Pakistani...­.wat eva ,we all come from da same place !

Ali G: The Punani !

BBBBAHAHHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHAHAHAA xD

[metyuewb]

BIG UP YOURSELVES PRINCETON!!

[guitarheromasters111]

thumbs up fr the guy next to hims face at 6:21

[happymountain1]

So funny ! The teacher in the background second from the back wasn't liking it though ! Americans no sense of humour :)

[lizclegg]

Harvard is very easily amused.

[carrara181071]

Morally corrupt and totally disrespectful. British humour at it's best.

[metyuewb]

@carrara181071 British humor or Jewish humor?

[Jammed9000]

@metyuewb

Both.

[alexandclau]

@carrara181071 You're as smart as fart. Morally corrupt in that he preaches for respect for parents, taking care of the environment and generally being aware that the students can change the world in a better place? Oh yeah, that's totally disrespectful.. Get your head out of your ass and think for a change

[Konstiin]

@carrara181071 way fucking better than this year's amy poehler speech. American humor is shit.

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

@carrara181071 YOU got a problem?

[RantNRavinFection]

lucky year! i'd take his speech over any politician/businessman

[Br0lyy]

- hahahah, check the guy's reaction on his right after he said 'punanny' (or however you say it) hehhe

[Sludacris8]

@Br0lyy That dude should get slapped with a dick. But, he probably has goons who do that for him.

[CeeKayz0rz]

@Sludacris8 Now why would someone leave a comment like this, unless they have a desire to see such an act?

[Sludacris8]

@CeeKayz0rz Now why would someone leave a comment like this, unless you are the student who refused to laugh at ali g?

But seriously, why would you attack my comment? Also,

A: being slapped in the face with a dick is bad.

B: Harvard student deserves to be slapped in the face with a dick.

C: Harvard deserves to be slapped in the face with dick..

U Jelly?

[qarapalida]

post modern black humor

[Borat911]

West side !!!

[tmmullenhevey]

"Big Ups PRINCETON!"

[TheGingaSlayer]

1:37 onwards, not inappropriate

[SHAMWOWfazoodle]

heres an idea though. I was just selling jewelry its not stolen u can check it. And I was kidding about selling drugs. I was totally kidding.

[ifartnaked]

2:32

[headoyster]

He had the hardest time not laughing at : 6:18 and following few seconds! What a comedic genius! Americans don't get that humor so much though. Shame.

[TheMuttoni]

BIG UP YOURSELVES PRINCETON!

LOL

[CALLOFDUTYisBAD01]

the funny thing is that ali g is probably more intelligent than most of these students!

[CROMERCRABO1]

the baron

[BitOveRate]

@CALLOFDUTYisBAD01 well thats sort of subjective although ali g is his character and his character is supposed to be dumb.

[holm81]

@CALLOFDUTYisBAD01 Probably not though.

[CALLOFDUTYisBAD01]

@holm81 obviously so, Sacha Baron Cohen (ali g) studied at Cambridge (currently No. 1 University in the world) and went on to graduate; these students are yet to begin education at Harvard (No. 2 University) therefore Sacha's knowledge exceeds that of these students by far.

[SierraVistaServe]

princton, lol

[sickbizzle2]

the poilice escorting him away was part of the act

[schrockboy]

im guessing he was escorted because he kept talking about weed.

[cannibal626]

british humour in america gotta love it

[0562442404]

keep it real prinston hahahaah