Battle

[EvilApple567]

I can just imagine this guy's rabid dog trying to break out of his imprisoned cell Goldscar has him in. So he has to pause the game every 2 minutes to reseal it and get back to playing Battletoads.

[nellynoway]

HELLO

YES, THIS IS DOG

[liquid0001]

@nellynoway lol nice1

[LoticaStudios]

Who wants to play Battletoads on the Ega Enesis?

[bloodhazard67]

This had everything that makes a bad lp.

[ArchangelDrake]

Man, going back through all the old videos since they made the playlists, and I'm noticing how awful their mics used to be.

It's like they got better equipment as the LP's got worse and worse.

[NeoSZboy]

6:25, I think slowbeef is out of breath from laughing so hard

[RoyStorey]

I think this might be the one RP that still makes me laugh the most, no matter how many times I watch it. It's quite possibly the biggest trainwreck I've seen on the channel. The part where his phone starts ringing after he paused it still kills me.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

I just crack up at the part where the guy making the video yelled at his dog and starts uttering random stuff like "I apologize for all the drug addicts."

[Level1Slime]

I bet Goldscar was on cloud nine when they finally released Duke Nukem Forever, that triumph of videogaming. I hope he wasn't too disappointed that it didn't have a funky pause beat.

He probably camped out until midnight to pick it up for his "Ecksbaws Tweecity."

[firemaiden34]

This guy says my old youtube game reviewer name in this video 243879! I haven't had that channel in 4 years.

[MellowMink]

This guy clearly understands editing. He awkwardly has to pause the video like 15 times throughout the entire video. The ending is icing on the cake.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

The one thing that went right with this LP: It was not recorded using a camcorder.

[MalamiteLtd]

Homestar Runner's brain-damaged uncle.

a.k.a. "Stupid Uncle Egg" (and his Goodtime Diaper Pie.)

[evrbody]

@MalamiteLtd (Disclaimer: Homestar Runner definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg.)

[VerendumProductions]

I need to see the original video.

[Shadow78954]

pph, the super 'tendo sucks.

the SEWER 'tendo is much, much, better, it comes with triple fudge packers.

[sonicjonathansonic]

Because he traided his son for drugs

[sonicjonathansonic]

Oh yay defenitly since his mom diden't make him move out of her basement.

[ILIKECEREALX]

I think the dog was Tyler for some reason.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

GOLDSCAR: dumbass-it's a kidney on stilts!

SLOWBEEF: Is he making fun of himself?!

(moments later...)

GOLDSCAR: I apologize for all the drug addicts.

ME: Is he apologizing for himself?

[ChibiWaira]

I apologize for all the bad Let's Players.

[TheLetsRead]

And Duke Nukem Forever STILL hasn't been released.

[Bigbattle22]

@TheLetsRead It's out now.

[TheLetsRead]

@Bigbattle22 I'm sure it lived up to the hype.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

YES, I'M VERY GOOD!!!!!

[joey9909]

You know, I come back to this video, and everytime.. I'm like: "I know this guy. Why?"

[MalamiteLtd]

1:30 This man is single-handedly responsible for all the drug-related murders and drug mafias in the world.

GET HIM

[steveharley0345]

This'll probably be the last time I'll sit at home watching retsupurae, I'm only borrowing the deed to this house for a couple of days..

[ggamer2004]

He made a crappy loop in Frooty Loops and looped it for no freaking reason. WHY?

[Ortuxerno]

@ggamer2004 Are you talking about when he pauses the game around 2:14? The game actually has that loop play when it's paused for some weird reason. Just look up "battletoads pause music" and you'll see that it's not the Let's Player just randomly putting it in there. Unless you're talking about something else...

[MadSurge]

@Ortuxerno It's not even that; Diabetus made the same thing in HIS Battletoads LP, in the same spot. But he held it for like ten seconds, then went on with the level. When I found out, I was praising Diabetus for not just raging over the plagiarism.

[EponymousKid]

Baataahs was the best game on the Super Tendo.

Wait, wait, a fucking minute, Battletoads wasn't on the SNES, Battlemaniacs was. I SMELL A FRAUDULENT FRAUD.

[PvtRichardCranium]

Conflict Frogs.

[MadSurge]

I now imagine Slowbeef and Diabeetus as the principals of the LP academy, and the Retsupuraes are their recordings of the most pathetic attempt at the final exam: an LP that doesn't suck or isn't filled with memes and screw-ups.

Yeah, this guy? Negative A+.

[TheToast7]

@MadSurge Thumbs up because I want retsupurae to be my teachers and that I could go to lp college, especially both at once.

[A7XKrauserA7X]

This is the last time I will see a video because I'm only borrowing this laptop for a few days.

[MephilesTheDarker]

You know your LP is terrible when you have to make a "Barrel Roll" joke to keep it alive.

[gaminggoddess85]

Oh my gawd, he had a Galerians: Ash wallpaper.

[sophiemichele]

Honestly one of my favourite RPs. The number of fuck-ups this guy makes, his voice, Diabetus and Slowbeef's hysterical laughter towards the end. Awesome.

[Bigbattle22]

Was this guy drunk when he made this LP, because that's the only way my mind can alow the original video to be on youtube.

[SuperSpringMan]

I'm sorry for all the drug dealers.

[Soragan]

If you don't love those LP phone calls, you are an idiot.

And that's a fact.

[cesposito27]

@Soragan Period, the end.

[chosentonessournotes]

Who is the guy doing the LP? I have to see it in it's original form.

[ZeroknightC]

this is a terrible lp, or as the japanese call it...

[BoxedEntertainment21]

I'll admit it's like 4 in the morning and I'm tired, but when the dog started barking endlessly, I laughed my ass off.

Nothing makes me laugh more then background interruptions in bad LPs.

[keyburrito]

>dinosaur

>pterodactyl

Fail.

[Imnotan00b]

You know, maybe if this LP never existed, 3D Realms would still be in business.

[SirMaxYukina]

At least he seems pretty good at the game.

[Gight77]

Goldstar Runner

[WheehW]

Et's Pay Batter Toes!

[xplay108]

The pause thing was stolen from the infamous Angry Video Game Nerd!!!!!1!1!one!1

[CheatMasterAOD]

Has no one else noticed the description is shite

[joey9909]

I actually (semi-)personally know the person who did this. Apparently didn't even know it happened. He's learned since then. And this IS funny..Just wonder if he thinks the same.

[MooseyFate100]

This guy just gave Buckethead a bad name.

[ahzimantu]

I think this is one of my favorite trainwrecks.

[Rogueofmv]

I apologize for all the bad YouTube LPers.

[valmontdracul]

Dies on the first level...

Man, this game is gonna turn him inside out.

[MrSuperSecretDude]

buckethead does not like this LP and he shouldnt like buckethead

[snelfiisk]

HAHA

[lGasconCadetsl]

Oh my god this is my new favorite thing.

[SadMammal]

Does this guy's subtitles have any connection to what he's saying? "I play the super tendo" *never with curly fries, Dan!*

[bloodriotiori]

i've been watching all your videos guys...your commentary is beyond hilarious....."super tendo"!!

[DogsAreCoolRight]

this'll probably be my last comment i'm only borrowing this keyboard for a few days

[theNeatoKing]

@DogsAreCoolRight this'll probably be my last reply im borrowing this mouse for only a few days

[Rocks21]

@DogsAreCoolRight Thats no excuse, all modern OS come installed with a virtual keybard.

[MsDizknee]

I'm convinced his dog wrote those subtitles.

[MarioMastar]

He probably uploaded the video too, simply to show that there IS indeed intelligent life in the home that this video was produced.

[MarioMastar]

Actually, I stand corrected.

His dog uploaded this as a Help NEEDED ad.

[MsDizknee]

I can believe that.

[ConkerfanX]

The super tendo was the greatest console back in the day.

[YayaIWin]

I don't think the person who he borrowed the Mic from didn't want it back, the Mic collected so much spit.

[crab230]

I think the drug addicts should apologize for him...

[DancerAngel22]

Booby :a stupid or childish person

Not a female body part

[Hedhnter]

also a marinal bird with blue feet.

[DancerAngel22]

hat is true too

[valek27]

katea towa blests= female body part

[Lycoss112]

Tihs lp is at the peak of technical perfection

[0rionBTL]

Wow... random pauses, game audio that cuts out, phone call mid-LP?

That thing was a freaking trainwreck. Retsupurae had some great stuff to work with here, hehe.

[SpamNapkin]

i athhcually remmeber playing thithh game on the sthhupertendo.

[TheDoodMan]

Sounds like MuscleBomber2021...

[GenesisTree]

i apologize for all the drug addicts

[darkmagic349]

4:10

[joewhittles]

that -1 was meant to be a +1 my hand slipped ):

[CSB]

"Space Invaders bullshit..."

perfectly timed with Rash punching and kicking the enemy, haha

[HiddenFailures]

Every time I'm watching one of these and a phone rings, I just die laughing.

[KeijidaKilla]

it's almost like he was anticipating that phone call

[DeimionWolf]

|: | ...

so he took the c*&k out of his mouth to blurt an overused game joke.. ugh

this guy really deserves this commentary XD

[KewnBr0]

wow, i can't get enough of these vids

[SurgatDragon]

That guy sounds mentally retarded.

[ShadowZidane4]

I was kidding Jesus

[cyberhoodlum]

HAHAHAHA! I couldn't stop laughing at the "drunk Homestar Runner" joke. That's the best way to describe that guy's voice.

[carefreew0rld]

"i'd like to apoligize for all the drug addicts"

because we KNOW a guy let's playing battletoads is the cause of ANY kind of drug addiction...

[spacevampirestudios]

This video is a kidney on stilts.

[Destructor2007]

This man's LP is truly shit, and your commentary is amazing, as the japanese call it. xD

[br1ck4br4ck]

it might've been better if it HADN'T actually done a barrel roll

[Galdhon]

Super Tendo. Where's the "Nin"? Did he ate it?

[PurpleTyranid]

I've actually heard a lot of people call it the Tendo. I never knew why.

[robotzrus]

he said super intendo

[sasuke0213]

Even the dog knows his Lp sucks

[Scifigirl9]

Or hate it.

[NaziJesus]

"My speedbike does various barrel rolls."

[shotgunbadger]

"I'm in your mother's room, come on back and bring the whipped cream"

[HyperMightyJ]

God, Diabetus, this guy's LP Battletoads is much better than yours.

Sarcasm is so hard to convey over the internet...

[ENM173]

"jump you dumis!"

whats a dumis?

[carefreew0rld]

it's the definition of goldscar

[br1ck4br4ck]

and, let me guess. you fuckin' love coloring too huh?

[exo0O]

Don't tell me your the only one who got the sarcasm.

[Gamewitzer]

BAD DOG SHUT UP!

[RoyStorey]

"barrel roll" *groans in unison*

[Franc28]

One of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

[DrillRemover]

NO IT'S COMBAT AMPHIBIANS.

[skydudeff7]

rofl good job man

[NaziJesus]

IT'S FUCKING FIGHTING FROGS!

[Kahran042]

It's actually Attack Salamanders. But I'll forgive you. :-)

[daken000]

@DrillRemover that was the original name if i remember correctly

[AngryRabbi]

Tetris

[carefreew0rld]

dr mario clearly

[Gamewitzer]

Its Boku no Pico.

[scumlander]

who are these people's friends? seriously?! is it just tyler going around as some good samaritan?

[unothealien]

What game were you playing again?

BAAAATUUUUUUUDDDDSSS

...The fuck?

[bbqplatypus318]

IIieee grumble mumble the Supatendo.

[NeonLitGhost]

Yeah, how fucking dare Rash wear lipstick!

[LordGopu]

It will probably be my only video cuz I only borrowed this mic for a coup,e of days.

[Numbbii]

Let's wonder why anyone would do a "Lp" of this.

[docsigma]

OR AS THE JAPANESE CALL IT

[NameNotAlreadyTaken]

SUPA TENDOOOOOO

[SZF123456]

as a club, dipshit -_-

[SZF123456]

THA STUPER TENDO