I Was Being Trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!

[Deavi783]

I was being trained to conquer the INTERNET!

[PantherxEddy]

He was trained to conquer galaxies he can train deez nutz in his mouth. LOL

[mario0318]

This is my ringtone

[ambskater97]

Would you like some Iced tea with your scenery, Mr Travolta?

[MovieDoctorful]

Very funny. Almost as bad as Profion man!

[GeneralMontague]

@MovieDoctorful the sad part is that this was travoltas pet project.

At least Irons knew full well he was in a shit movie and camped it up for the lulz, Travolta was taking this seriously....

[tmMcHugh]

you know what would make this character better.. MAKE HIM THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF THE TWILIGHT series.

[whitewolfwithblackSP]

0,0 this is Travolta???!!! woaaahh man lol I didn't know that! Freikin trippy!!

[BornToSayTheObvious]

...CONQUER GALAXIES!

[neocrash89]

ACTING!

[cashomnitrix]

To be... or not to BE!!!!

[Myytmovies]

@cashomnitrix IT'S JUST FARTING BOMBS AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[NoGoodBoyo1000]

Hamburger Helper gloves.

[Jerakal]

Did someone order a LARGE HAM!?

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Mmmm... This ham is tasty.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Mmmm, scenery. Delicious yummy scenery.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

I'M REEEEEEEALLY ANGRY!!!

[Leatherbubba]

You man animals simply can't fathom the brilliant subtle nuances of Travolta's performance.

[SLPIFan]

@Leatherbubba

In the words of the ever wise Nostalgia Critic,

"He's as subtle as a train wreck...On a boat"

(Plus, nice clever reference to Texas Chainsaw Massacre with your user name)

[GENERALxRAAM1]

@SLPIFan a train wreck on a boat with SPIIIDDDAAAAAAHHHHSSSSS!!!

[SLPIFan]

@GENERALxRAAM1

OF COURSE!!!

[Mynameis708]

Still better than Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart in Twilight.

[SLPIFan]

@Mynameis708

At least Travolta's more entertaining than them.

[MileProwersFan]

0:02 is Paul

[Batman8657]

I like to watch bad movies after I've had a few beers, especially cheesy sci-fi. Every film fan knows that the right amount of alcohol could make terrible movies just a blast to watch.

I ignored this movie's existence for the past ten years. I decided to watch a clip to see just how bad it was. This looks to be one of those movies that not even a tank of plutonium nyborg could render watchable. Travolta really lost the plot here.

[Drez26]

When you were still learning how to SPELL YOU NAME......I was being trained to put my career in the crapper!

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

MAN ANIMAL.

[cflash21]

WOW this is horrible LOL................I need this laughs

[MichaelLeroi]

no dance remix yet?

[AstraVex]

Holy bum shit, I think this is one of the few scenes NOT tilted.

[Nerevar1990]

I use this line all the time in arguments. Always works

[Bobzeaux]

@Nerevar1990

That, and "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!" >:(

*lol*

[AnthonyEstephane]

I am a THESPIAN chief of security!

[randomandproudqueen]

....does that mean he never learnt how to spell his name then?

[arshsingh1984]

I've seen better acting from Tobias Fünke

[SAOrules]

IIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTTTIIIIIINNNN­NGGGG!!!

[supadude626]

To be...or not...to BE!

[NintendoFreak29]

I'M REEAAAAAAAAAALLLY ANGRY!

[humanconvertile]

If any one asks "Do your most over-the-top acting" recite this one line and you're in!

:D

[Iker122]

SPELL YOO NAME..

[the777joker777]

You'd guess Travolta figured out that the movie was gonna suck and decided to just go ridiculously over the top with his performance...but then again the whole movie was pretty much his doing, so it just doesn't make any sense.

[sfga360]

omfg, I SOOO wanna see this movie now, just so I can see Travolta in all his epic, over-the-top glory! xD

[RoyaleInliner]

When I first heard this clip, I thought it was a woman's voice. Like, some lady had taken over his body. This can't be Travolta's voice. Oh? It is? Really?

[QuikVidGuy]

I think I heard somebody say "cut", at the end.

[Leunamus]

CONKUH GALAXIZ.

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME!!!!!!!

[vlogbot]

I dunno why, but I'm starting to think this movie made Travolta REEEEEEAL-LY AAANG-GREEEEE

[TheManeatingchicken]

and to think it took dressing in drag to bring Johnny back after this....

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

What is up with the accent?!

[Sairin13]

He didn't even know the camera was still running, This is just how Travolta is.

[Rotf62229]

The line that DESTROYED Travolta's career!

[beastlysword]

@Rotf62229 I think it was the movie. He still had the taking of Pelham 123, which was pretty decent in my opinion.

[Rotf62229]

@beastlysword I NEVER saw The Taking Of Pelham 123 (2009) OR The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (1974) when I wrote this comment. ACTUALLY, I ONLY saw THE 2009 MOVIE (WHICH WAS GOOD) AFTER I wrote this comment.

[JoshRA]

@Rotf62229 Not really, shortly after this he was in Swordfish with a naked Halle Berry.

[Rotf62229]

@JoshRA Never saw Swordfish until 2011, I thought that it would be WORSE than this "movie" AND Freddy Got Fingered COMBINED, I was 100% WRONG, and it turned out great, though not A Beautiful Mind or Godfather great.

[TheJeffman1985]

@Rotf62229 Not just that line, but the entire movie. HAhA

[halfmage11]

I spent forever to find this quote. Awesome1

[Zaothus]

Ah, the line that still soils Travolta's career a decade after the fact. Hysterical.

[rosnor2000]

Very funny... I'm be watching your future stingers if you post 'em!

[Thrifty032781]

Thanks. There are a few more out of Battlefield Earth that I might extract once I get the hang of it. I'll probably do a few stingers from The Wicker Man too.