London Olympics 2012 Humorous message from the Mayor

[earthwormjah]

Wif Waf?

[scotchprofessor]

In 2012, go Germany, China, Cameroon, Mexico. In all disciplines: anyone but 'Team GB'. You don't represent me.

No 'Team GB'.

No 'GB'.

[m52spy]

@scotchprofessor

Fuck you knob head.

[scotchprofessor]

@m52spy So I'm a knob head, and fuck me. I'm paying for your team, your sports, and your olympics, though.

[m52spy]

@scotchprofessor

Therefore you are paying for our Olympics, our team and our sports ( As I am). Welcome to Britain, its only taking you guys a few hundred years...

[2012UKOlympics]

haha

[ohhhREALY]

ha ha u got to love borris . i played my mate the other week on his table at wiff waff , hadn't played in 5 years and hammered him , he wasnt to pleased ,but I was lol :)

[fenriz218]

Is there a version with subtitles, preferably english?

[dezboss]

Boris is like a sort of funny old uncle to the nation. You have to love him.

[Howt2o]

Wow, what a smart man, we are lucky to have such a well educated mind as our capitals mayor.... um no lol!

[shuchangfan]

lol

[swordofpakistan]

Boris seems like an expert at wif-waff.

[littlestouffer]

Boris is the bastard love child of Chris Tarrant and Matt Lucas.

[bumfree]

Boris is the Best !! Who's with me

[catrank]

love boris hate Olympics

[crappymeal]

i like the posh twat

[worini20]

he just like to say:I am not only save the world, as what Mr Brown said.

[Telears]

the biggest po of shit in public offices around the world

[SuperSonicSnails]

Boris for PM!

[WillFuller1]

Boris for Prime Minister!!!

At least then we wouldn't have the usual dull, tedious speeches from the usual politicians. This guy is a hero, we need more like him

[ManlySlut]

He's an idiot.

Sounded like a fuck you to the chinese.

[tekke100]

absolute class ! he is a fucking hero

[maxfm82]

He's even loved in Wales (and we don't tend to like tories... or the English.)

[tekke100]

well i have found that to be the case certainly ! i never understood the wales and its labour voting no matter what , but thea fact that he is english and a torie just show what a legend he is by the fact that the even the welsh like him!

[britishleylandcrap]

Yeah. The strength of labour in wales has always baffled me. I mean all my family have voted labour for years and years. I don't tho :P

[majid7777777]

what the fucking idiot!

this guy is a fucking cheap joke!!

[ooBB9oo]

That is simply golden!

[prudential321]

ha ha the London major is a joke...i thought only Mr Bean is a caricature of Brits...i did not know the major is a even bigger joke ...including his boorish Brit voters too! Bottoms up major!

[heavyrocklegend]

sorry mate do you know how to spell mayor? or are you just a fucking idiot...

boris has a sense of humor, thats what polititions need, not ken livingstone the boring sod...

[mzthisuseristaken]

We need more people like you around the world heavyrocklegend!!!

[heavyrocklegend]

lol cheers m8

[Steve10578]

Question to Cabbagemintor, if Brintain has sunk so low, then why live in Britain? It will only make you sink to it's standards. Now we are in such a big EU family you should not have any problems moving to another EU country? In fact Britain and China have a lot in common, overcrowding. Which is probably why this country has sunk so low, the extra weight.

[ManyFaces1Voice]

Stop replying to the cabbage. He's an attention seeking nut job. You should really ignore people like that, dont give him the satisfaction or excuse to tap away on his keyboard and let his hate filled pathetic existence fade away, and he'll die alone, universally hated and the world will be a better place. so just ignore the Wacko!!!

[banzaidawan]

There is already a movement out there to boycott the "Genocide Olympics" in London 2012 for Iraq and to tie this with Scottish independence in 2010.

Heard London is scrapping the international leg of the Olympic torch relay. Can't really picture the London torch running through Muslim countries.

[Steve10578]

Cabbagemintor - I would not have thought Churchill helped the Japenese being they were holding loads of POW's and treating them in a very bad way.

[cabbagemintor]

It is in the history books but I doubt your schools would tell you such truths. My father was a civil engineer that worked during the war to build the supply line along the Burma Road. The British cut it off and that was before your people began to be interned in southeast Asia. The British never knew that the Japanese invasion in China would led to the British empire being threatened in Singapore, Malaysia et. They were more than happy to help them kill the Chinese. Go to research for yourelf

[ollyhargrove]

Wow cabbagemintor such bitterness. I am writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to my dead ancestors, and have no fear the issue of our evil Imperialistic past will be immediately resolved.

[desirata888]

Good now it is d british turn to host d olympic, hope they remember how they allowed demostrators to disrupt the Chinese Torch run in the name of Free Speeches. Will they also allow demostrators to air their plight under the Former colonial Govt who occupied, invaded various countries killed many innocents and forced d chinese to take opium during the opium war. In a village in malaysia tey wipe out d whole village jus 2 pursue d communist. Now their decenders r askin 4 compensation & justice

[cabbagemintor]

What is surprising is how Britain was awarded the honor in the first place. They had just invaded Iraq and slaughtered millions, not counting those millions that was killed by sanctions in the past decade. Boycott is is only answer to their bloody present, not to mention to genocidal past. In Hong Kong, during the Japanese occupation, the British had loads of tinned food in storage but just let the Chinese die. In WW11, Churchill closed the Burma Road to help the Japanese to kill Chinese.

[mistaben2k]

What an embarissment to London.

[frankydoodledanky]

cabbagemintor is a very twisted little person who thinks that he/she can lecture the world on human rites

[frankydoodledanky]

boris is a legend much funnier and much cleverer than the leftists that are making such a mess of a great country

[cabbagemintor]

Boris is a hypocrite; ruthless, evil, racist. It all phony with him.

[Citachi]

Britain + ping pong = ahaha!!

man, most brits are good at rowing

chinas good at diving/gymnastics

Australia swimming/ beach volley ball

America basketball/ swimming

[chavman101]

fuck yourselves not all the british people are like that u bellend

[wederz3]

ur a great one 2 talk id love 2 kno wat country u come from. we have jst witnessed china of all countries for gods sake, whos humans rites record is at best crap host the olympic games, and ur critisng us british. I dnt mean to be up myself, but im going to presume ur from an ex-british colony eg america,australia,nzealand,can­ada, and feel u have to attack us 2 feel proud. Well mate i think u need 2 get ur facts stait, us british wer the 1st to end slavery in the world,dnt get me strtd on war.

[cabbagemintor]

Yeah, after benefiting grotesquely for two hundred years. Then, then exisisting slaves remained in bondage. And abssolutely no compensation for the death and sufferings. Plenty of compensation to slave owners. Now, it is slavery in other forms. Ripping off, exploiting, cheating the poorest people in the world. You scumbag, genocide, blood-thirsty evil monsters. You will ALL burn in hell for eternity or come back as cockroaches. I won't go near your 2012 Games, cos I will be blown to death.

[wederz3]

lol yh alrite, jst wonderin wat natinality ru cos im sure i coud find plenty of faults with ur country. nd also u cant blame modern day britains 4 the actions of the past. tht woud be like me steping on an ant, nd my great grandson being blamed. crap example, but sira sira. so calm down nd stop being so tense, id love some examples also of modern day things goin on, except the iraq war, because being a literate man nd readin many papers nd watchin many international tv news things iv not seen it

[cabbagemintor]

It is not just the past. Besides the Iraq war, the organized thiefing of the poorest of the earth of their labour and resourses have resulted in hundreds of millions of deaths in the third world each year. Investigage your arms industry (Britain the biggest) and the tobacco industry. Britain and the US threaten sanctions on Thailand etc. if they push ahead with anti-smoking campaign. As a resut, seven million there will die this year alone. Your media do NOT tell your this.

Look elsewhere.

[ManyFaces1Voice]

wow, you are quite coherent for such a nut job

[wederz3]

alrite thts fair enough, ur entitled to an opinion, nd to be honest if ud put it like tht the 1st time round i woudnt of even botherd replyng. nd the arms point is fair as britian does sell abroad tho im not rely sure bout tobacco as wer not even aloud to smoke in our own pubs these days because of the labour party. neway the way u put ur points across is a bit offensive nd im sure more people woud listen if u wernt so rude.

[cabbagemintor]

If your people were slaughtered in the millions, you would be angry too. The whites remind me of an insect which does not kill its prey outright in most casese, but just pierces the spine to immoblize it; then there will be fresh meat for the insect to feast on for days. This is what the west is doing to the third world: let them make things for you and deplete their resources and pollution from manufacturing will remain elsewhere. Look at your lifestyle, who is paying for it?

[shizzby]

sorry i dontquite get what you mean, do you mean that if britain encourages anti-smoking those people will die in thailand?

surely thats a lose/lose situation, 16,000 women a year die of lung cancer in the Uk each year (sorry thats the only stat i could find). Isn't it up to the UK sort their own problems (i.e health issues through smoking) before dealing with that of others.

I understand that that sounds horrible but isnt that the case?

[cabbagemintor]

NO, Taiwan, Africa, Thailand etc. want to cut down on tobacco consumption in their countries. But Britain, US etc. threaten sanctions if they do that cos that would cut down on sales and profits for the British Tobacco etc. Your county try very hard to persuade British people not to smoke, but the lost sales have to be made up by the third world. Ducan Benetyne of Dragon's Den recently had a documentary about how they are seducing African children to smoke.

[bdmntn07]

You make me sick cabbagemintor, I find your comments sickening and evil.

"You will ALL burn in hell for eternity or come back as cockroaches. I won't go near your 2012 Games, cos I will be blown to death"

"Self-regarding, pretentious, prissy middle class mannerism like at Wimbleson, rip-off, cheapskate, with blood of millions of Iraqiis and Afgans on their filthy hands."

You are a racist, hateful and disgusting person; I hope you'll look back on these comments one day and feel ashamed.

[cabbagemintor]

Not at all. I am a very good person. I have loved western culture and people all my life. It is only during the past decade that I found out what was going on by reading and researching. I don't hate white people really, just letting off steam because not only do you get everything but you keep demonizing your victims. I have REACTED rather than initiated to a situation. Your BBC has desenced into a House of Whores, or didn't you notice? Read and research for yourself: Noam Chomsky etc. for fact

[brian9999]

Shut yer mouth and give yer brain a chance

[EquusFerrarius]

You think all of those things are particular or perculiar to Europeans or British? There have been numerous Genocides throughout History, Slavery is something that has existed in almost all cultures. The same with war, robbery, looting and slaughtering. No one nation or culture has a monopoly on good or evil, people are individuals and should be treated as such.

[cabbagemintor]

The slavery perpetuated by white Europeans/Americans involved another race on a huge scale and geographical expanse. It was unprecedented in human history in its cruelty and greed. Same with your genocide; you exteminate entire races to grap their land and resourses or for stretegic reason: the native Americans, the Aboriginal, the Cambodians, Vietnamese etc etc. White people top all crime leagues. You are top s in painitng yourselves whiter than white, I have to admit.

[EquusFerrarius]

The scale may have been unpresidented, but the scale of any human endevour increases as history goes on. If you want another slave trade involving a huge geographical expanse look at the Ottoman/Barbary empire. They took slaves from West Africa, East Africa, Western Europeans and Eastern Europeans as well as American sailors. Slavery in China was only abolished in 1910, over one hundred years afer Britain.

[cabbagemintor]

Chinese people did not trade people of another race. The slavery was on a domestic scale and used maily for house work. Famers were tenanted by landowners and never slaves. The fact is that you don't feel any shame about the crimes of your race and are still killing and expoliting them on a global and industrial scale. Look at what you have, whole continents stolen, whole races exterminated, all the goodies in the world at your disposal. Don't compare slavery in China to your wicked crimes.

[EquusFerrarius]

Why not? Why say that Europeans crimes are terrible but the crimes of anyone else can be ignored or forgiven? Carrying on down this route will simply lead to more hatred, and we will never be able to move on. I have no authority to apologise on behalf of my ancestors, nor can I be put on trial for there crimes. And there is only one race left in humanity, the others went exstinct millenia ago.

[lame1excuse]

so because you did not trade people of another race and that they were only used for house work makes it any less slavery? . . . No!. this is the problem with the world WA! WA! WA! Shut up! none of this stuff even happend to you. you were enslaving yourselfs ages before the white man were anyways.

stop crying for a second ask a jew how he feels n join the que of people crying you cant change history, the sooner the snivling stops the better all man will get allong

[EquusFerrarius]

I'm not trying to defend my ancestors, im just saying maby if everyone else looked at theirs, they would be just as ashamed.

[cabbagemintor]

We have nothing to be ashamed of in front of other races cos we did nothing to them. On the contrary, you did plenty to us and never apologise for the Opium Wars, the cutting off of the supply line in the second world war, the starving of the people in Hong Kong during the same period when there was food in storage, not to mention letting people in Singapore to die. You murdered Chinese Malaysians calling them communists and your helped to murder all over the world, in South America etc.

[EquusFerrarius]

And you are here claiming Europeans paint themselves as angels and then say your entire culture has nothing to be ashamed of in the eyes of the world? How do you respond to the acusations that the Chinese companies are exploiting Africa in a way eerily simmilar to what the European were doing? Entire groups of people cannot be considered good or bad. That accusation can only be made to Individuals, and even then precariously.

[ADyingWillow]

You mean the slavery implemented and perpetuated in africa by the arab muslims, and later enforced by the the african converts to islam. The North American slave route was one of many places where dark skinned people sent other dark skinned people to suffer and die.

There's enough sin to go around

[martinbond2003]

Since he came out with this speach some praise him and some are quick to put him down. Put yourself in his position. You are in China, a beautiful country had a few drinks just recieved the olympic flag for the uk. I am sure he and everyone around him was having a brilliant time and that speach was the out come. He isn't a stupid man, as much as alot of people want him to be.

And as for Prince Phillip, he isn't as stupid as people think he is.

[joemb1977]

One mildly amusing speech and people are screaming "what a legend" and "Boris for PM", and you call the commies brained washed!!

Lets just have a popidol style competion for the next PM or better still, if we're so keen on blathering fools, lets just give prince phillip the job.

[cabbagemintor]

The British have sunk so low that a crap speech is now considered the equal of a Oscar Wilde piece. Simon Cowell with his end of pier shows is the patron saint of the arts. They used to have great comic talents like P.G. Wodehouse; Boris is just faking it to cover up his real ruthless and souless self.

[AMMARsedghi]

Ladies and Gents....

Here's the British version of George Bush!

[martinbond2003]

At least the rubish is coming out of his own head. Bush hasn't got a good enough brain to come up with a funny speach like that.

[cabbagemintor]

What is so funny about that. No manners. Not even out of Chinese soil and start acting like an old Imperalist pig. He was reading from a piece of paper. Gosh, such a crap speech and he had to write it down. Classical scholoar indeed!!

[bdmntn07]

lol i like that one

[doooooohh]

London's stadium looks pathetic, shoddy and cheap. If the teaser performance the London contingent left us with at the Beijing Closing Ceremonies was any indication, there's no way London can even match the spectacular Beijing Olympics. I kind of felt bad for London, I mean how are they gonna top what the organizers at Beijing put up? LOL

[ManyFaces1Voice]

London cant compete with the scale of the China games, but I bet the London Olympics has a great sense of festival and fun about it that the Beijing games didnt. China had something to prove, the UK, London doesnt, so everyone is going to have a good time. And dont worry about the design of the stadium, its the people that make the stadium and noone can create an atmosphere like us Brits. So thanks for the support, lol, but we'll do just fine.

[kieeraan]

CHEAP!!! i auctley know my stuff bub, and itsd more evpensive then the birds nest! get your facts right! and plus it looks lush.

[beccierocks15]

well we have 4 years to update the stadium anyway. i'm sure the birds nest stadium didn't look like it does now 4 years ago. at least give london a chance to do a good job and if we fail, then feel free to judge it.

[lame1excuse]

hey listen Guy, all London has to think about is winning!! not worrie about what some Communist thinks back in Beijing!

[telecake]

why.... oh why.....

[nickluvzr1]

Ping Pong is coming home!! PMSL long live borris!! He's not as bad as I thought he was-his ideas are good-its just that teh media twists what he says so that everybody thinks he's an idiot-even though sometimes he does say some idiotic things lmao-well in borris lad!!!!!

[SirKnobofCheese]

Boris is a Total dick,but that was pretty funny.

[LBone360]

your a total sai idiot sir! Boris Johnson rules!!! Boris for PM!! and i think millions will agree!!!

[gensdomnic]

Didn't football come home recently?

[olympicmedals]

Indeed, but I fear the subtleties of that fact might elude the international audience. Let's hope Ping Pong coming home results in a great games!

[Laine026]

Looks like Boris will be the epitomy of what is entertaining for the London Olympics! Can't wait!

[cabbagemintor]

Self-regarding, pretentious, prissy middle class mannerism like at Wimbleson, rip-off, cheapskate, with blood of millions of Iraqiis and Afgans on their filthy hands. I cannot wait for the protests. And to see those white bitches going to Beijing to protest about Tibet; look at their own evil country first.

[berio1992]

Then why may I ask do you live in the UK? Where are you from? It is true that many innocent Afgahns and Iraqis have died at the hands of the British but at least the British are fighting for a worthy cause protecting the world from terrorism. How exactly is Chinas domination of Tibet helping them or the rest of the world?

[cabbagemintor]

What is the worthy cause? Your country promotes terrorism in Cuba, Turkey, Iran, South American, the West Bank (arming Israel to the teeth so they can do whatever they want.) Read Noam Chomsky, Gore Vidal, and find out the facts about what your country is doing. I am living in the UK because my family is here and I have noone back home. I am not hurting your country and neither is China. Tibet is part of China since the l5TH century. China has not slaughtered five million Vietnamese and Iraqiis.

[MrTarquin]

A white UK citizen grudgingly agrees...