Games Yanks Can't Wank: Five of the Worst Games Ever

[aidanrayner999]

Cassette 50?

[nickantibarney]

enough with these adds of political garbage!

[darkwolf915]

Ok first off. Americans are and originated from Britain our small army beat the most advanced military in the world at the time. I don't hate the British by the way. And second not every American is fat and stupid. It's just we are the entertainment capital of the world so of course some ones going to try to make us look bad. And it's not my fault we have idiots in this country .

[JAWZxz]

@darkwolf915 You do realise the "very small army" everyone always bangs on about was actually a very large army supported by the second biggest military in the world, France. You think that because America is the "entertainment capital of the world" people are going to go on a slander campaign? No. Just no.

[ultimatebuzz1]

Below is that even a sentence you uneducated wank ???? Got to be american .

[Mrpaulojorge97]

british talk like gay

[BlueCoolSc]

@Mrpaulojorge97 nice grammer

[TheScottishGamer97]

@Mrpaulojorge97 Americans talk like gay

[unhappy4life9]

@TheScottishGamer97 Why are you insulting Americans on that count? Posh Southerners sound "gay". I CAN'T FUCKING STAND POSH ACCENTS.

[ecconz]

@unhappy4life9 Brits aren't posh you idiot, that's the stereotype Americans seem to put on them for some reason. I'm going to presume you've never actually been there. Or outside the states like most.

[TheScottishGamer97]

@unhappy4life9 British people aren't posh but obviously you an AMERICAN would have all hte knowledge about the UK so we should obviously listen to you

[narutopoop564]

Read the paper at 1:48

[kingcory10]

9:08 cassete 50 : p

[hamhide]

i always blew at weasel willy

[alexwilsonNC]

@LarryBundyJrThe android logo looks like weasel Willy.

[lolman5587]

EEEEW HE SHIT HIM SELF!!

[mickeymouse12678]

OMG ASHENS!!!!

[BluePillowManguy]

I KNEW ASHENS DID THE DESCRIPTION

[23piz23mitch]

lolololol wtf

[spiderjerusalem100]

I had some wanky games on my C64 and Spectrum but a lot of classics too. Pretty much what you get with the modern consoles too actually.

[seniordroid]

Cassette 50?

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

Wasn't the lawnmower simulator a hoax where all of the pc game review magasines were saying it was the best game ever

[LarryBundyJr]

@MRKnowitallaboutRFOM You mean like it says at the end of the video? :D

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

@LarryBundyJr Silly me, I should have watched it all the way through. I just didn't remember the original having the explaination at the end. Derp.

[TheShotgunSaint]

cheetah man 2

[peterdoa1]

I was ripped off I did not get a watch just got shit games

[peterdoa1]

cassette 50 if were unlucky enough the game would load and you would faced with tepid turd of game that you would embrassed with if you coded yourself

[LarryBundyJr]

@peterdoa1 Ashens and I are planning on doing a three part special on that game.

But in all fairness, I bet most people bought it as it came with a free digital watch!

[beastiedesigns]

we do add 'U's', it was color in the UK, then we added a u

[123smellyass]

thumbs up if yoiu got bored and typed in wank

[SilverFoxProds]

@antspray1 I love how you and your country think it's funny to make racial stereotypes. I'm not offended, because I know all that you say to be untrue. I don't hate America, I hate racist fags, such as yourself who are so desperate for oil and bloodshed, that they pressure other nations into battle. And I've never drunk tea. Nor have many of my classmates, or my cousins.

[SilverFoxProds]

@punchsydeironreviews Yes. In the UK, we speak proper English. The US twang is due to laziness over the years, similar to southern Spain missing out consonants. Not being racist, it's just a fact.

[SilverFoxProds]

@Phsycoblah We don't. Oh! And nice mispronunciation of 'psycho', by the way.

[phsycoblah]

Why do British people add unnecessary U's?

[videogames4u2see]

@phsycoblah Probably due to accent.

[KyraTheDruggie]

@phsycoblah They're not unnecessary, you silly ol' chap.

[KyraTheDruggie]

@phsycoblah They're not unnecessary, you silly ol' chap.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

Is Larry saying "Zed X Spectrum?" Is that an British pronunciation thing?

[LarryBundyJr]

@PunchSydeironReviews That's how the system is supposed to be pronounced.

[gdog662]

Yey, ashens readin the manual !

[koulokoe]

cassette 50

[blueray1969]

It's HUMOUR not HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonathanverbiest]

@blueray1969 in belgium its humor

[blueray1969]

@jonathanverbiest maybe in French, but not English.

[Willsuitt1]

British Humor is Funny, most of the time...

[basketball93096]

Free msp

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[michaelc166]

I thought mw2 would be in this list.

[andygboy1]

@MrPoopyman99 It is :D

[MrBeanhead1]

this is making depressed...

[RubeboyProductions]

cassette 50 was the game that popped up near the end... Never heard of it ether 0.o

[jr2nd]

acr racer was brilliant lol would have smashed that cassette in 1 second!

[taintedtapper]

RubberRoss sent me here

[Antspray1]

herp derp i hate america am i cool yet?, baah fuck it its tea time anyways.

[blazer666del]

No The Ke$ha song was taken from this shitty game....thats why her music is pure SHITE

[S0ryiu]

Woot, Dr. Ashens gave a naration for this.

[BrainDawgHunter]

British people can be use all the choice terminology they want to describe Americans but when it all balls down to it... They created the monster

[TheMegaJet]

@BrainDawgHunter Independence day, in the words of someone I know, the day Britain said "we'd rather keep India...." :P

[saznoozalot]

@TheMegaJet

that

was

fucking genius

[Willsuitt1]

@TheMegaJet lol

[PopMusicSucksBadly57]

The UK just got an AVGN :D

[LarryBundyJr]

@PopMusicSucksBadly57 Lol, thanks bud! Glad you like it!

James actually subs to my two old YT channels!

[FoxStar117]

Video game ads are one of the few Youtube ads I can take.

[CoDhAcKeRs1]

and last thing thats what i call funny the only game that wants you to copy it

[CoDhAcKeRs1]

guys read what it says in the thanks but no thanks letter fable lol

[CrysisNerd]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[BIGduckey]

there isn't much games these days that a yank can't wank

[Lichwing]

Cassette 50

50 fantastic games in one cassette is what it says at 9:08

[PunchSydeiron]

It's seems much more insulting to get your crummy game put in a multi-pack of other crummy games that the company that published them encourages the buyer to steal what's basically your intellectual property (And I do use the phrase very loosely.) And someone gave this compilation 2 out of 5 stars?!

[paulspydar]

if you knew how many times I tried to pause the vid to try and see the one or two frames that show the "far more deserving of that Accolade" picture I never succeeded btw! all I managed to work out was a blue with yellow text "50" something something....the words "over curious" & "way too much time on my hands" spring to mind!

[PunchSydeiron]

@paulspydar It's Casette 50.

[ODarkDragon360]

"You play as Fido, obviously; a diabetic Golden Retriever who has to eat every 5 seconds or will drop dead."

XDDDD

[LarryBundyJr]

@ODarkDragon360 lol, thanks dude :D

[DisturbedOneX]

What is it with Brits and Americans always spazzing out at each other? The Revolutionary War was YEARS ago people lol. I mean c'mon. I figured we'd be on good terms after over a hundred years.

[LuxVertas]

@DisturbedOneX Basicly Patriotism Sucks like a black hole Like a black hole sucking the vacume of space!

[LarryBundyJr]

@DisturbedOneX It's more a case of sibling rivalry nowadays, British and American cultures are so incredibly close, that it's like another region of one country nowadays.

[johnmotron]

ashens???

[kyleleith]

Im british and I really do not get the title the vid!

[supahdupahguy81]

@kyleleith

same here....i mean, how do you wank a game?....i dont think games were made to do that, unless the game itself is used for the wanking, which TBH doesn't sound like much fun unless you REALLY like games.....don't think the yanks are missing out on much in that respect!

[DisturbedOneX]

@kyleleith Yanks is a term given to us Americans (well us as in me and my Americans). I think it started like back when America was bein formed and the British were using it to identify us.. So it's sayin Games That Americans Can't Get.

[OriginalSinnersTV]

here's something else to argue about xbox 360, ps3 or wii??????

[marcusmalone]

Fido looks good. No wonder they went for a sequel.

[Oodacious]

Isn't the game over song on that fruit machine that Ke$ha song!? Lol! 7:04

[Flacksh0t]

@Oodacious

You sir, are a complete retard.

[afms93]

@Oodacious Nope...She's just one big thieving fuck

[GreenDouche]

@Oodacious That piece of music is actually ancient egyptian believe it or not.

A lot of games have that sound in them, especially egyptian styled games.

[MrPuppeteye]

"A lot"

alot is not a word.

[SFGshirtless]

7:17

[StudioSkull]

OMFG guru larry he used to be on xleague

[LarryBundyJr]

@StudioSkull They're repeating my shows on Information TV now!

[joshjet182]

...Why do 90% of these comments consist of bashing Americans/The British?

[Fallut3fan2010]

@joshjet182 people are just like that sadly

[ashguy3000]

Love that intro music!

[LarryBundyJr]

@ashguy3000 Thanks bud, we tried to make a catchy tune :D

[MrPuppeteye]

Are you mentally challenged? You ARE aware that America is a land of immigrants, correct? Meaning we come from, literally, all over the world. Yes, a good amount of us have ancestry from Britain, but from various different places like from the Middle East, Russia, South/Latin America etc etc...

[Fallut3fan2010]

@MrPuppeteye why did you double post your fucking tard

[MrPuppeteye]

@Fallut3fan2010

Did you really just insult me with a post saying "why did you double post your fucking tard"

How much sense does that make ?

[Fallut3fan2010]

@MrPuppeteye yes i did and it makes alot of sense

[GhostStrikeForce]

@MrPuppeteye It also doesn't make any sense that he double posted himself...

[MrPuppeteye]

@tieigo1

Are you mentally challenged? You ARE aware that America is a land of immigrants, correct? Meaning we come from, literally, all over the world. Yes, a good amount of us have ancestry from Britain, but from various different places like from the Middle East, Russia, South/Latin America etc etc...

[JaquitoBueno]

Fruit Machine? Hahaha, silly Brit, giving things different names that make perfect sense!

[bacon2boy]

Wow thanks man for making us look like fat virgins

[LarryBundyJr]

@bacon2boy Oh, I don't deserve any credit for that, you do a great job of that yourself!

[TheDarklord0211]

Controllable moving fictures that a large group of ignorant humans can't masterbate too.

[sonicrulz101]

Cascade casstte 50 nice

[XxiBaKEzZyxX]

7:03 sounds like a song ive heard by kesha

[BestPersonOnTheWeb]

who you callin yanks you lil noobz fuck you

[simzie123]

@BestPersonOnTheWeb We call you yanks, you call us fags that dress in suits and wear bowler hats.

[AcogzConz]

i dnt wanna be ur friend...

[etoangfavoriteko]

I REALLY HATE MY ISP!!!!

[MightyKidMeal]

if theyre the 5 worst games ever, then why would the british brag that we cant play them? i mean, if theyre so bad why would we want to anyway. jokes on you. dumbasses

[TheMegaJet]

@MightyKidMeal they aren't bragging, it's a joke, a big joke from start to finish, thought that was graspable by now ¬_¬

[waitingforgta4]

The letter about Fable... Nice

[lewis95stephen]

SPECTRUM CASSETTE 50 @ 9.06

[SUGanten]

Alright, enough picking at each other. On the world stage, America and Britian are the ultimate alliance and greatest allies. Remember, Hitler shit his pants when he found out the US joining the British cause in saving Europe from the Nazis.

[Stinsonboi]

@SUGanten not really i wasnt alive back in the 40's :)

[TheEvilDuckey1]

You know what, I have a better idea!

Instead of having a flame war about what is the definition of British, Yank, Wank, Wales, English ect. How about this guy never makes any more videos? We would all like that wouldn't we!

[retnemmoc101]

@Theevileye00

The irony! You obviously haven't been educated very well. Or you're being sarcastic, or you're very drunk. Take your pick...

[Theevileye00]

@retnemmoc101 I'm actually a professor in English history, I think I have my facts straight.

[retnemmoc101]

@Theevileye00 Well excuse me Mr. professor of English HISTORY. I would like you to meet my dear friend the ATLAS or WORLD MAP from the GEOGRAPHY DEPARTMENT clearly showing that

1) Wales is a country on to the west of England in GB.

2) Scotland is a country above England.

3) WHALES are aquatic mammals.

4) Almost anyone can become a professor of history, just go to evileye's college.

5) You sir, are almost definetly DRUNK, OR RETARDED OR A NOOB.

good day.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@retnemmoc101 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[philsan101]

To all the trolls out there which certainly not British (except possibly 1 or 2), why bother watching it if you don't like it because all it proves is that you have the mental capacity of a wallnut if all you can think about is trolling on a video!

[daveowns3]

the titles a bit misleading, i dont tend to wank over games

[hoper102]

Ehm I'm sorry what was that mass effect 2 you say?

[branstan100]

I hate british humor it's NOT FUNNY

[myg0tpurepunk]

@branstan100 I'd say I hate American humour but you don't have any.

[LarryBundyJr]

@branstan100 Yeah, it's almost as bad as American humour.

[ecconz]

@branstan100 This isn't typical British humor... But the typical British humor is far funnier than the pathetic childish American humor that we're subjected to.

[Willsuitt1]

@ecconz I can state several Common American/Canadian Jokes, "Some Racist stuff" "A fart joke" "Something Political" "A joke about a foreign nation".........

[TRuTube22]

@ecconz im american and agree completely. Most people over here cant use their brains for a joke, they want it force fed to them.

[MrNeoshredder]

@ecconz

Oh, so humor is limited to race now? So British humor is funny, and American humor is stupid and childish? I think there's a word for that...oh yeah, racism.

[ecconz]

@MrNeoshredder American / British isn't a race. Nice to see you live up to the 'stupid American' stereotype....

[MrNeoshredder]

@ecconz

America is a country, if you come from America therefor you are an American. Britain is a country, if you come from Britain therefor, you are British. Yes, they technically are races.

[ecconz]

@MrNeoshredder America / Britain are made up of many different races. They are not individually a race. You're an idiot.

[MrNeoshredder]

@ecconz

If you are born in America, you are an American, if you're born in Britain, you are British. That is common logic a third grader could figure out. Also, I have to admit, I've never actually met a stereotypical British person until right now, but you really do live up to the stereotype of being a snob.

[ecconz]

@MrNeoshredder You're talking about nationality, not race you fucking moron. Maybe the word you're looking for is xenophobic. I'm not British, nor did I ever say I was. America is a continent, by the way.

[danieltij3]

@ecconz what do you mean by childish american humor?

[ecconz]

@danieltij3 Exactly what I said ....

[danieltij3]

@ecconz i guess you didnt understand my question

[ecconz]

@danieltij3 That the majority of it is not exactly clever comedy. Take American stand up comedians for example. Can you actually think of one that is funny?

[danieltij3]

@ecconz i guess it just personal preference, for me i find british comedy dry and boring

[Grafitark]

@ecconz George Carlin.

[unhappy4life9]

@Grafitark I DON'T REALLY THINK A MAN WHO BASICALLY DISOWNED AMERICA SHOULD COUNT IN THIS CONTEXT.

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz Lewis bare god damned hands Black? Hey! No fair! Can you think of ANY funny stand up comedians?

[ecconz]

@VolvagiaFreak Dylan Moran ..?

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz Please.

[ecconz]

@VolvagiaFreak Please?

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz *scoffs* Please.

[ecconz]

@VolvagiaFreak Still don't get what you're on about?!

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz Oh. Please. Don't be ridiculous.

[ecconz]

@VolvagiaFreak Name one then?

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz I rest my case.

[ecconz]

@VolvagiaFreak You have no case.

[VolvagiaFreak]

@ecconz That's the beauty of it. Also, there are no good stand up comedians.

[theZodiacDigital]

@ecconz why did this video about bad video games turn into some weird debate about american vs. british humor? i like some british comedians, not all, some i find not funny. i like some american comedians, not all, some i dont like. i can name them for you but if you dont like them, fine! who cares?

[SteelersWills]

The best machinama vid ever!

[mopchump]

WTF... That 'take it off' by kesha being played after the slot machine game

[LarryBundyJr]

@mopchump Considering this game was released 26 years ago, unless the developers had access to a time machine, I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

[strongmann4]

@greenday4455 the irish?

[greenday4455]

@strongmann4 I apoligise, but which comment of mine were you replying to? Cause I posted many comments.

[IDLITCH]

Those games are AMAZING, even to watch. I had tears from this. XD!

[DaBigEgg]

There's a place in France where the naked monkeys dance :D

[alexwilsonNC]

I don't understand why my fellow Americans take offense to Yank....

Its not like we lost the Revolutionary War and should hang our heads about being called Yanks.....

[Masterfiren]

Oh and i DONT mean that from Kesha

[Masterfiren]

The music at 7:03 did some one know this? I neeeed the name of the familiar song! (sorry 4my english :D )